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I Want To Be That Couch

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17 Responses to "I Want To Be That Couch"

  1. Crusty says:

    I wanna fuck that couch so hard. I wish that shit would get off of it.

  2. Jinix says:

    Awesome… Bitcx!

  3. Captain Obvious says:

    i want to be those panties….

  4. oh... says:

    ..you like wearing womens panties ? ..ok

  5. Captain Obvious says:

    wow, reading comprehension is not really your thing is it?

  6. Ben Affleck says:

    lol. Happens to me all the time. I like a good retort, but I prefer them to actually make sense.

  7. MeLikeBewbs says:

    mmmm Olivia Wilde. I wish i could get trapped inside her Tron HA! get it? cuz like the movie….and inside…..vagina…..

  8. Phil Jones says:

    I would like to be inside YOUR vagina. Bitch.

  9. DonkeyXote says:

    Wait, Phil… I thought you said I was the only one for you?

    OH NO, THIS IS JUST LIKE WITH JULIO… NOOOOOOOO!

    MY LIFE, I’VE BEEN LIVING A LIE, NOOOOOOOOO!

  10. pratik says:

    You’re right. Kill yourself to remedy the situation.

  11. Phil Jones says:

    Stop whining and take a cock to the face. Just like Daddy used to make.

  12. Tom says:

    I could get behind that.

  13. MTX says:

    NO ASS!!

  14. MTX says:

    NO ASS!!

  15. twitch62 says:

    My Favorite position…I’d sooo love to be behind that.

  16. BadLB says:

    You be the couch. I’ll be the panties.

  17. office jerk, says:

    yeah right. you wanna be the couch? just know that the next day they shot a gay fisting movie on it.


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