Thats cause you're a fag, probably Swedish too. On the other hand I bet all of these girls parents must be so proud, especially the redhead in the back on the right, she won. She was the only one who who was able to gobble my entire bone. The prize? She gets to be my stenographer and gets a lifetime supply of my protein enriched baby gravy.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 11th, 2009 at 09:23 am
a deep nostril competition, would be all i would need
September 11th, 2009 at 09:52 am
wat?
September 11th, 2009 at 09:51 am
I got something they can choke on... I would fuck all of them
September 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
They can compete on my cock any day.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:02 am
I want to judge that contest, eh? Eh? EH? Shutup.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
No no, it was good, me rikey.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Where did this machismo 12 yo bullshit come from.
I mean, FUCKEN SLUTZ I'D FUCK WITH MAH FUCKSTICK
September 12th, 2009 at 01:52 am
"He's not going to say fuckstick in front of the children, is he?"
- John Ritter in "Bad Santa"
"Fuckstick?"
-Bernie Mac in "Bad Santa"
R.I.P., gentlemen.
September 18th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
Where the hell did this keen trivia come from. Rare and appreciated.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Throat Fkn some Sliiiizutz... GOK GOK GOK
September 11th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
cool
September 11th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
i went to that college, assumption college in worcester ma and i know like half of those chicks, i know which chick would win too
September 11th, 2009 at 03:04 pm
well, could you tell us which one?
September 11th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
The fat one?
September 11th, 2009 at 04:44 pm
Look at the size of the arms on the chick on the far right. She would definitely take out the Handjob competition
September 11th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
My money is on the tall one with the Joker grin on her face. You know she has to be into some freaky shit with a mug like that.
September 11th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
The one in the middle in the blue dress seems out of place.
September 12th, 2009 at 02:04 am
I would not have intercourse, oral or anal with any of those girls
September 12th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
Thats cause you're a fag, probably Swedish too. On the other hand I bet all of these girls parents must be so proud, especially the redhead in the back on the right, she won. She was the only one who who was able to gobble my entire bone. The prize? She gets to be my stenographer and gets a lifetime supply of my protein enriched baby gravy.
September 13th, 2009 at 02:00 am
nope, just not a lesbian
September 13th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
In that case your first comment was just fucking stupid.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Where the fuck are all the fat chicks??? Everyone knows fat chicks know how to swallow the sausage.
September 13th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Does it says ther Deep Throat Competition?? lol
P.S. I'm waiting for Capt.Obvious to make some funny and stupid reply to my reply!! Let's all wait for him.
September 13th, 2009 at 02:01 pm
Daddy, daddy, why won't you suck my dick, daddy? I cleaned off all the smeg like you asked me to!! Please, daddy?
October 3rd, 2009 at 08:38 pm
it says deep thought competition
September 15th, 2009 at 07:07 am
can we say Photo shopped?
October 9th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
The college is in Worcester, MA, if anyone wants to know.
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