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I Would Fear Him More Than Tobey Maguire

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26 Responses to "I Would Fear Him More Than Tobey Maguire"

  1. weaselstomper says:

    “Mom, mom come quick! my washable markers aren’t… and my underoos are getting a lot tighter! and something inside me is really heavy and making me lean sideways…”

  2. Anonymous says:

    somewhere there is at least one adult that thought and still thinks this was cute, that adult should be sodomized…twice

  3. Bubba says:

    thats what happens when you get stoned with your parents and pass out; thats all done with sharpies.

  4. Movie Buff says:

    Is it just me, or are the actors seeming to get younger and younger these days?

  5. Anonymous says:

    why is the word LEGO on his right arm?

  6. John McCain says:

    Damn you recession!!!!

  7. Spider Monkey says:

    wait, that IS toby maguire!!!!!

  8. Your right says:

    And those same adults are thinking of doing that to their kids this Halloween……or the next laundry day

  9. TG says:

    He only wishes he could shoot sticky, white stuff.

  10. Shizzire says:

    Another ten years he will. And ten years after that he’ll be paying child support.

  11. Dark Pimp says:

    I love how “funny pic” is listed as a tag for this

  12. Anonymous says:

    I love how “kid painted as spiderman” is listed as a tag, like it’s this huge category of pics posted on here.

  13. Anonymous says:

    shut up fucktard

  14. CHammer says:

    This is a new moving coming out in 2010 called Spiderman Begins. Where a young spiderman must fight against the evil of his Uncle Lester hands.

  15. Anonymous says:

    the boy is damaged, bring him back

  16. Anonymous says:

    Paint the fuckin’ room instead of the kid will ya?

  17. Anonymous says:

    i see how you linked two different posts.

  18. noahaction says:

    is this the nephew you punted?

  19. Dick Tucker says:

    Only because he’s probably blowing out a huge ol’ wet fart.

  20. Dick Tucker says:

    … and on his sister’s head, no less.

  21. Anonymous says:

    nice

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  22. Andy says:

    Godzilla Godzilla!! oh no wait… Spider man Spider man?

  23. g-man says:

    hey don’t diss the kid, my family was so poor we got a package of sharpies to draw our Halloween costumes on too.

  24. Anonymous says:

    …and you still haven’t managed to find a way out of the trailer park have ya Champ?

  25. Yo says:

    if YOU like THAT, then you’ll love some fucking horse jizz in your mouth!

  26. Anonymous says:

    If you’ve tasted enough horse jizz to be recommending it, I’m not sure this is the right site for you.

    Wait, no, it is. It definitely is.


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