Idiot Of The Day: Fire In Nose Guy

Since the advent of the internet, the number of videos that showcase humanity’s capacity for stupidity has sky rocketed. While a good deal of the videos have a serendipitous element to them where people just happened to be recording some mundane footage that turned absurd, there’s that very vocal major of videos in which people are willingly subjecting themselves to torment, pain, and agony just because they’re bored.

These people are what we call “Idiots,” and the video below will help you better understand the idiot and the desperate, masochistic acts they perform just so you can notice their pathetic existence.

This kid, the one that later holds a lighter to his nostril and sparks it, claims that most of his past videos are of the comedic variety, but he now wants to transition his body of work in to the growth industry that is “hardcore” internet videos. While he could have achieved this goal by bending over and having 2 dudes with massive wangs viciously pound away at his nether regions while calling him names that are far too vulgar to repeat here, he instead chooses to introduce one of nature’s most destructive elements to the inside of his head.

We hate to judge this kid for putting a thing that has been known to burn down entire forests and cities in his nose, but how far is he willing to go to get the up to $2,000 that our Break Media overlords are willing to pay if this video doesn’t make it to the front page? Let’s say this video fails and doesn’t receive the recognition he feels it deserves (if it hasn’t already). Will this kid feel he has to up the stakes in order to get noticed? How far will he go? Will he attempt to breathe fire like some kind of carnival act, but instead of imbibing the flame orally, he’ll attempt to produce pillar of anal flame? Will he set his pubic hair ablaze and title the video “The Burning Bush”? The burning questions (get it?!?!) must be answered before this kid, or other kids like him, learn that the only true way to internet fame is via serious damage to naughty bits.

We’re not saying that we won’t laugh hysterically when this kid eventually dumps a grill full of charcoal on to his lap and starts crying the kind of cry that produces a massive, pulsating snot bubble that grows and shrinks with ever mournful wail of his lungs. We’re just saying that he should probably try to find out exactly where the line should be drawn so he doesn’t run across the spot that the line should be as his buddies attempt to stomp out the fire on his eyebrows.

Remember, when making an internet video, safety first, cash prize second.