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If Advertisements Were Truthful

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  1. Dixie Normous says:

    got semen?? Yes, every single time, spot on LOL!

  2. themadhapa says:

    I’m never going to look at those Got Milk? ads the same way again.

  3. hahoohhh
    great samples,
    yes advertisements is speaking with us witout originality…

  4. I go through junk mail on my blog and and do the same thing.

  5. Tegan Ellis says:

    Wow, what can I say, someone had some creativity flowing through his or her veins when they decided to post these on the web. Overall, this cracked me up. These might not be the most appropriate to say the least, but honestly they are probably a good assumption of what readers might really think when they open up their favorite magazine and land on one of these pages.
    It goes to show some of these ads can say or show the stupidest things and we will still buy the product. We are so accustomed to brand names or pictures, I think if some of those ads really did publish the leads we wouldn’t even notice. Either way, these made my day!

  6. Mark says:

    Brilliantly done. My favorite was the starbucks one

  7. dan says:

    In today’s economy, the AIG one is way too true!!!

    Graduation Stoles

  8. dan says:

    lol, in today’s world the AIG Ad is too true!
    The Nintendo Wii one is hillarious though!

    Graduation Stoles

  9. Andy says:

    All of these are good, except the slim fast one. It’s not that hard to lose weight, fatasses. Eat less calories than you need to maintain, or burn more calories. You don’t need to starve, especially if you build muscle (it burns more calories than fat while resting, if you have a lot of muscle you can eat a lot). Also, don’t be afraid to lift heavy if you’re a chick, its pretty much impossible for a chick to bulk up without steroids or freaky genetics.

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  11. Osama says:

    the Got Milk ones always remind me of semen too :P

  12. duiguy says:

    This is hilarious….. Specially the angelina jolie one!

  13. stdg says:

    I’d love to see that! have a website?

  14. office jerk says:

    i’m not sure you understand. HT was trying to say that just by drinking slimfast doesn’t make you slim. Advertisements for such diet products often seem to say “just drink this once a day and you’ll look like a fucking supermodel in 12 weeks”, skirting or not mentioning that you have to put some effort into it. eating/drinking MORE won’t make you lose weight

  15. Now this is great stuff.

  16. Anonymous says:

    I real don,t think so

  17. cindylou says:

    has anyone ever seen the movie “crazy people” with dudley moore and daryl hannah? i think the mental patients might have helped with these! ;)

  18. ddghdhd says:

    jfghjgh 234r sgdsfg

  19. Josh says:

    So in reality, the plane tickets are ideal for fat people. Does the fat person sit next to another fat person or do they double wammied with two crying babies?

  20. Time Tracker says:

    The AIG ad says it all.

  21. Braf says:

    Quality Satire = FilthyRichmond.blogspot.com

  22. Jen says:

    I think the only funny one is the Summer’s Eve one.

  23. JIff Woods says:

    LOL, Holy Taco dude that is so cool!


  24. The Starbucks one made my morning coffee come out of my nose. Good stuff.

  25. Buzzlair says:

    what about beauty ads? Olay? Avon?

  26. a sim says:

    the summer’s eve one is just too funny.

  27. Ken says:

    Got a good laugh out of these. Loved the first one with the Wii

  28. thrhr says:

    dgd, cheetah