When you purchase alcohol, whether, it's beer or liquor, it's important you know what it says about you, and the night you may have if you drink it. So, we decided to show you.
Wow, there is some flame spray in here. But, regardless of the cyber-spewing, I was really hoping for some cheeky play on the name made up labels for currently well known and often imbibed liquors and beers. Instead, Stella is the only one that was even remotely CLOSE. This whole post was poorly planned and the execution was even worse.
GodDAMN you're all elitist bastards. "Look, look, I drink THIS alcohol, so my e-penis is bigger than YOUR e-penis!" Can't we all just agree that all alcohols taste like shit unless unless you're a fucking addict so the lot of you can go back to jerking off to pictures of teenaged jailbait? Damn, I hate rednecks...
Douche bag. Why are you even on this site if you don't drink? Oh yeah, because you can't stomach it and your parents wont let you go to parties because you have to wake up and go to debate team practices. Moonshine is the drink of rednecks...so wise up and realize that you are the minority here, jackass.
Well this is good publicity they are making to their drinks. When you see written on a bottle "bad idea" I`d honestly put a question mark weather to drink it or not. If not then you may end up in a alcohol rehab center or something like that.
After 4 or five,you can set any of the above in front of me,and I will drink it.Also,I am from coffee county,Tn and yes,I have toured Dickel and daniels distilleries.Cheers
All this alcohol and not one bottle named in honour of Chappaquiddick and Teddy Kennedy?
Or, for that matter, a cask of Scotch on which Sir John Eh? MacDonald is portrayed looking basically the same colour in which he appears on the $C10 bill?
I drink the FUCK out of PBR, Guinness, Sam Adams, Mickey's, Old Rasputain Imperial Stouts, Budwiser American ale is great for the price, and honestly I'm no snob but anything with the word "Light" or "Lite" for you Miller Fans, tastes like diluted piss to me. Miller I can handle, it has an actual flavor to it. Bud and Coors though, litterally tastes like water with some alcohol, terrible traces of dicetyl which is a no no in lagers, and like maybe someone dropped a few pinches of a hop leaf in the kettle. Michelobe's Variety packs are pretty good and i drank a lot of amber bock in high school, but alot of imports really aren't worth it (Red Stripe was pretty much american beer but I tasted some bananna esters from the yeast.) Boulvard from KS City, MS is FIRE as well as New Belgium. Go down to the Flying Saucer, they have more beer than you could shake a stick at,
Technically Budweiser products don't even qualify as beer...a true beer involves traditional ingredients like hops and barley.....Budweiser's main ingredient is rice...so it actually is closer to Japanese Sake than anything else.
It's not that PBR is trendy, it's just that it's cheap, therefore a popular choice among high school and college students who drink on a budget. The "Trying Hard to be Cool" refers to kids drinking PBR just to get drunk and fit in, not saying that it is in any way trendy like some sort of cosmo.
you guys realize Stella and Bud are the same company? mean while I picked up case of samplers from Red Hook....has a blonde, pale, winter brew, and ESB. All have been pretty good. 1st time I've tried them, not bad. FWIW.
During the (GRD) great republican depression, Americans will extend their abilities and many of them will find they have a talent for home-brewing! Making home brew pays big time, once you get the swing of it! You get the beer you want and for very little cash! Half the neighborhood can get smashed on just one keg of home brew and the cost in minimal. As times get tougher and cash gets scarcer, we can always count on home brew to get us through!
(129 Comments)
Twitter
Carolina Marconi
A Tribute To Men Staring At Boobs
Keyra Augustina's Ass
7 Things That Will Definitely Happen At Your Graduation
Autumn Reeser
How To Score With A Bridesmaid At A Wedding
Louise Redknapp
The Relationship Translator
Laetitia Casta
The 9 Worst Roommates You Will Ever Have
Rebecca Simonsson
June 9th, 2009 at 01:45 am
классно!Cool
June 7th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
O'Doul's is non alcoholic, lulz.
June 7th, 2009 at 07:33 pm
Wow, there is some flame spray in here. But, regardless of the cyber-spewing, I was really hoping for some cheeky play on the name made up labels for currently well known and often imbibed liquors and beers. Instead, Stella is the only one that was even remotely CLOSE. This whole post was poorly planned and the execution was even worse.
June 6th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
Yuengling Porter and Yuengling Lager are the best beers EVER. I feel sorry for you if you live to far away from PA to get it.
June 6th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
nixi,
Go to the "Tofo's are us" web site and stay there.
June 6th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
GodDAMN you're all elitist bastards. "Look, look, I drink THIS alcohol, so my e-penis is bigger than YOUR e-penis!" Can't we all just agree that all alcohols taste like shit unless unless you're a fucking addict so the lot of you can go back to jerking off to pictures of teenaged jailbait? Damn, I hate rednecks...
June 6th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
why do you exist?
June 6th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Douche bag. Why are you even on this site if you don't drink? Oh yeah, because you can't stomach it and your parents wont let you go to parties because you have to wake up and go to debate team practices. Moonshine is the drink of rednecks...so wise up and realize that you are the minority here, jackass.
June 6th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
Make up your mind, are they elitists, or rednecks? Stupid little fag.
May 31st, 2009 at 09:32 pm
fuck all you pussys weed is the shit
May 17th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Well this is good publicity they are making to their drinks. When you see written on a bottle "bad idea" I`d honestly put a question mark weather to drink it or not. If not then you may end up in a alcohol rehab center or something like that.
April 26th, 2009 at 07:52 pm
these are pretty funny... but Artois should say you're a faggot
May 11th, 2009 at 06:26 am
Or a wife beater
April 12th, 2009 at 07:58 am
there are cheaper beers than natty and natty is decent for the price and it serves it purpose
May 14th, 2009 at 04:42 am
ya mean nastty!
April 4th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
If you drink Tecate and get diarrhea, that means youre a pussy, so you deserve diarrhea
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:40 pm
After 4 or five,you can set any of the above in front of me,and I will drink it.Also,I am from coffee county,Tn and yes,I have toured Dickel and daniels distilleries.Cheers
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
All this alcohol and not one bottle named in honour of Chappaquiddick and Teddy Kennedy?
Or, for that matter, a cask of Scotch on which Sir John Eh? MacDonald is portrayed looking basically the same colour in which he appears on the $C10 bill?
February 23rd, 2009 at 07:49 pm
My Boone's Farm label would've read: "I'm still in grade school".
February 12th, 2009 at 07:17 am
fuck drinking , try jenkem.
February 11th, 2009 at 07:04 am
I think the Jager and JD labels need to be switched. Jager is never a bad idea and if JD were free, it still wouldn't be worth it...
February 11th, 2009 at 02:00 am
Leave us french alone you dickhead
February 10th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
anonymous @ 5:05, refer to the "stella / Still a," asshole.
You're French, aren't you.
February 3rd, 2009 at 05:05 pm
American beer is an oxymoron
You should all be ashamed
Maybe Obama will save you, i dunno
January 9th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. FLOOR
Patron is the shiznit
January 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Ummmm. Mic-Golden Light anyone. A big seller in Minnesota.
January 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
That last one is a joke. Jack is cheap ass rot gut compared with George Dickell No.12.
January 6th, 2009 at 05:29 am
@Mark,
Do you live in Coffee County TN? I think they are the only ones to have heard of Dickell.
January 16th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
We have Dickell in Omaha, NE too....hard to come by though!
January 4th, 2009 at 08:24 pm
I drink Canadian beer, primarily LaBatt Blue...
"A whole lot can happen, Out of the Blue.
If I wanted water, I would have asked for water."
January 2nd, 2009 at 05:07 pm
How do you get a DUI with no alcoholic beer?
January 10th, 2009 at 11:18 am
its what you drink AFTER you've gotten the DUI
January 2nd, 2009 at 05:12 pm
I meant Non-Alcoholic
December 31st, 2008 at 06:28 am
...yeah... so did it ever occur to you that no one cares about what you drink?
December 30th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I drink the FUCK out of PBR, Guinness, Sam Adams, Mickey's, Old Rasputain Imperial Stouts, Budwiser American ale is great for the price, and honestly I'm no snob but anything with the word "Light" or "Lite" for you Miller Fans, tastes like diluted piss to me. Miller I can handle, it has an actual flavor to it. Bud and Coors though, litterally tastes like water with some alcohol, terrible traces of dicetyl which is a no no in lagers, and like maybe someone dropped a few pinches of a hop leaf in the kettle. Michelobe's Variety packs are pretty good and i drank a lot of amber bock in high school, but alot of imports really aren't worth it (Red Stripe was pretty much american beer but I tasted some bananna esters from the yeast.) Boulvard from KS City, MS is FIRE as well as New Belgium. Go down to the Flying Saucer, they have more beer than you could shake a stick at,
June 6th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
You SOUND like my ex with thew whole bragging thing. Are you an impotent, self-obsessed bastard like he was, too?
April 17th, 2009 at 02:59 pm
No one cares, you are a douchebag
January 6th, 2009 at 05:27 am
I can shake a stick at a shitload of beer
December 28th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Technically Budweiser products don't even qualify as beer...a true beer involves traditional ingredients like hops and barley.....Budweiser's main ingredient is rice...so it actually is closer to Japanese Sake than anything else.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:40 am
yeah theyre called american adjunct lagers, cuz they use cheap shit like rice and corn instead of hops and malt
December 26th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
i drink hertog jan in the netherlands you have the best beer of the world and you get easelly layd when your drunk
December 24th, 2008 at 07:33 am
This is the first I've ever heard of PBR being trendy. I think it's just a decent beer to buy when you feel like drinking on a budget.
January 24th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
It's not that PBR is trendy, it's just that it's cheap, therefore a popular choice among high school and college students who drink on a budget. The "Trying Hard to be Cool" refers to kids drinking PBR just to get drunk and fit in, not saying that it is in any way trendy like some sort of cosmo.
December 26th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
where I live (SF) pbr is hipster juice
December 23rd, 2008 at 08:50 pm
Pretty good. Not as good as Andy Van De Voorde
December 23rd, 2008 at 05:14 pm
I drink Bud because it is the very best of the worst!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
you guys realize Stella and Bud are the same company? mean while I picked up case of samplers from Red Hook....has a blonde, pale, winter brew, and ESB. All have been pretty good. 1st time I've tried them, not bad. FWIW.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:00 am
I'm 64 and I've been drinking beer since ........ I can't remember. What was the question again?
December 23rd, 2008 at 09:06 am
During the (GRD) great republican depression, Americans will extend their abilities and many of them will find they have a talent for home-brewing! Making home brew pays big time, once you get the swing of it! You get the beer you want and for very little cash! Half the neighborhood can get smashed on just one keg of home brew and the cost in minimal. As times get tougher and cash gets scarcer, we can always count on home brew to get us through!
June 15th, 2009 at 06:45 am
"Home Brew will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you times of no Home Brew"