When you purchase alcohol, whether, it's beer or liquor, it's important you know what it says about you, and the night you may have if you drink it. So, we decided to show you.
Yea what the fuck is up with the resurgence of PBR lately? All the bars around me have these $1 PBR can specials. That's not really a special. You couldn't pay me to drink that shit.
It's become a yuppie beer of choice. Hell, they actually classify it as an import/specialty beer at some bars. One time a grabbed a PBR because I'd never actually seen it on tap before, and it cost like a whole $1 more than my buddy's Magic Hat #9
fuck i love PBR, im a broke ass university student and its cheap shit, plus its gotten me laid a few times, and in reference to buddy ice, i still bob my head to dr.dre...douche bag
Stop bullshitting in college and start pushing rock, you're a real gangsta now, you should be chasin' that paper dog. And with that half a college degree you're bonafide ghetto genious.
I just drink a lot of wisers and Xtra gold beer. Which comes in a nice 1 litre bottle and is 9%. Yes im poor as shit and my drunken moments tend to have me blacking out, or tryin to make it with an ugly chick. But thats what makes my friday nights special. Dont hate.
They did let me into their club once. When I was inside they locked the doors and tried to sodomize me. Fortunately for me I found the light switch and turned off the lights; the hipsters couldn't find me because they were all wearing dark aviator sunglasses.
Holy shit you're retarded. Do you realize that a pap smear has nothing to do with "racks"? And everything to to do with a tissue sample from the cervix. And no I'm not explaining what a cervix is.
Daddy always said he was wrong for me
And in the end he'd only bring me misery
I tried and tried to turn away, but something bout him makes me stay
The only man whose ever knocked me to my knees
The only man whose ever set my spirit free
He was born and raised in Linsford, Tennessee
His daddy owns a big distilery
He's an old time wiskey drinker, when I'm with him I get meaner
And momma says hes ruined my destiny
He sure has made a women out of me
I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Hes the best kind of lover that there is
I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
He takes me back no matter where I've been
Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
(Instrumtal Break)
I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Hes the best kind of lover that there is
I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
He takes me back no matter where I've been
Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Jack Daniels if you please
Knock me to my knees
You're the only friend there has ever been that didn't do me wrong
Jack Daniels if you please
Knock me to my knees
You can kill this pain, its drivin me insane, since my babys gone
I try not to compare my booze from one category to a another. Jack Daniels and Crown royal are completely different beasts.
Favorite Canadian whiskey-Crown
Favorite Bourbon-Beam
And there still is rye, irish, and scotch. A true alcoholic doesn't confine himself to just one. We play the whole damn field ;)
I think these guys live in San Diego. As do I. It's funny they had Tecate, because my trips down to TJ when I was 18-19 proved that to be true. It could have been the bacon wraped hot dogs or churros of a street vendor too......
JFC people. Every "American style lager" tastes awful. You can't seriously drink Bud or PBR and call Coors or Miller Lite piss. THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME. Not that I don't like drinking them in mass quantities. I just don't pretend to be some type of shit beer connoisseur.
If ignorance is bliss, you gotta be the happiest man alive...
Budweiser in a can has to be the most godawful sh*t around.
I suppose if you develop a taste for crap, then of course anything
actually decent will not appeal to you.
Just because you have a retarded palate doesn't mean that everyone else
is choosing their beverage based solely on "image".
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December 19th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
Haha PBR ... fucking hipster lame asses. Six years ago these nouveau-Pabst drinkers were drinking Olde English and bobbing their heads to Dr.Dre.
December 19th, 2008 at 01:41 pm
Yea what the fuck is up with the resurgence of PBR lately? All the bars around me have these $1 PBR can specials. That's not really a special. You couldn't pay me to drink that shit.
December 21st, 2008 at 06:00 am
It's become a yuppie beer of choice. Hell, they actually classify it as an import/specialty beer at some bars. One time a grabbed a PBR because I'd never actually seen it on tap before, and it cost like a whole $1 more than my buddy's Magic Hat #9
wtf
December 19th, 2008 at 02:12 pm
fuck i love PBR, im a broke ass university student and its cheap shit, plus its gotten me laid a few times, and in reference to buddy ice, i still bob my head to dr.dre...douche bag
December 19th, 2008 at 02:52 pm
Stop bullshitting in college and start pushing rock, you're a real gangsta now, you should be chasin' that paper dog. And with that half a college degree you're bonafide ghetto genious.
December 19th, 2008 at 02:37 pm
Hey I am a wigga who enjoys crappy Dr. Dre music, granted, but to throw me in with snobby f'n douchebag hipsters!?
Uncool, sir.
December 19th, 2008 at 02:57 pm
Shouldn't the first can say "Diarrhea Suddenly In Your Pants Five Hours Later, A Product of Mexico"
December 19th, 2008 at 04:42 pm
I just drink a lot of wisers and Xtra gold beer. Which comes in a nice 1 litre bottle and is 9%. Yes im poor as shit and my drunken moments tend to have me blacking out, or tryin to make it with an ugly chick. But thats what makes my friday nights special. Dont hate.
December 19th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
hey pratik ... it should say "Diarrhea Suddenly In Your Pants Five Hours Later For Pussy's Llike You =) " A Product Of Mexico"
December 19th, 2008 at 07:05 pm
I fucking drink Mickey's! Ayayeeyay!!
December 20th, 2008 at 02:33 am
that's cool, too bad this never mentions it.
December 19th, 2008 at 09:05 pm
Very Funny!
December 20th, 2008 at 07:22 am
Miller Lite should be listed as: "I know it tastes like piss, but I'm a sheep that does what everyone else does"
December 20th, 2008 at 07:22 am
Hey, I like Miller Lite
December 20th, 2008 at 08:17 am
Oh Buddy Ice, don't worry, someday the hipsters will let you into their club. Then you can finally stop being so bitter and spiteful. Good luck!
December 22nd, 2008 at 05:37 am
They did let me into their club once. When I was inside they locked the doors and tried to sodomize me. Fortunately for me I found the light switch and turned off the lights; the hipsters couldn't find me because they were all wearing dark aviator sunglasses.
September 3rd, 2009 at 02:02 pm
That was fucking lame Buddy, are you six?
November 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am
Ha ha!! Buddy, keep fighting the good fight! I like your anti rape skills! :)
December 20th, 2008 at 08:59 am
I believe PBR got selcted as Americas Best in 1893... Thats 115 years of americas best. Top that, I think not.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
PBR is the nectar of the Gods.
December 20th, 2008 at 01:03 pm
if by nectar you mean piss
December 21st, 2008 at 06:01 am
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:21 am
LOVE the Blue Velvet reference
December 29th, 2008 at 09:25 am
There were what, 5 entries back then? And one of them I think was a bucket that came from the pig barn...
December 20th, 2008 at 09:35 am
Another one would be a can of Coors that says, "I still don't see any hot chicks"
December 20th, 2008 at 09:44 am
PBR tastes like a pap smear.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I love PBR!
December 20th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
nasty. drink real beer, not that peepee.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:48 am
You're the first person I've ever known that has tasted a pap smear!
December 20th, 2008 at 05:28 pm
I'd be happy to provide Pap Schmears with my mouth.....for the right racks that is!
December 21st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Holy shit you're retarded. Do you realize that a pap smear has nothing to do with "racks"? And everything to to do with a tissue sample from the cervix. And no I'm not explaining what a cervix is.
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:31 pm
Holy shit! Did you know that you're arguing on the internet?! You both lose!
December 20th, 2008 at 10:18 am
I'm just glad that Busch didn't make the list; I love poor college student beer!
December 20th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Man, Jack Daniels tastes like muddy puddle water. If you want a good whisky, try Crown Royal. Thats money well spent.
December 20th, 2008 at 03:52 pm
Let me guess, you live in a trailer.
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:37 pm
And you live on Sesame Street. Amiright?
September 13th, 2009 at 06:33 pm
Daddy always said he was wrong for me
And in the end he'd only bring me misery
I tried and tried to turn away, but something bout him makes me stay
The only man whose ever knocked me to my knees
The only man whose ever set my spirit free
He was born and raised in Linsford, Tennessee
His daddy owns a big distilery
He's an old time wiskey drinker, when I'm with him I get meaner
And momma says hes ruined my destiny
He sure has made a women out of me
I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Hes the best kind of lover that there is
I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
He takes me back no matter where I've been
Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
(Instrumtal Break)
I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Hes the best kind of lover that there is
I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
He takes me back no matter where I've been
Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Jack Daniels if you please
Knock me to my knees
You're the only friend there has ever been that didn't do me wrong
Jack Daniels if you please
Knock me to my knees
You can kill this pain, its drivin me insane, since my babys gone
September 13th, 2009 at 06:35 pm
lol edit to my lyrics it's Lynchburg Tenn.
December 21st, 2008 at 05:55 am
I try not to compare my booze from one category to a another. Jack Daniels and Crown royal are completely different beasts.
Favorite Canadian whiskey-Crown
Favorite Bourbon-Beam
And there still is rye, irish, and scotch. A true alcoholic doesn't confine himself to just one. We play the whole damn field ;)
December 22nd, 2008 at 08:33 pm
I'll drink to that!
December 20th, 2008 at 01:13 pm
hahahahahaha "i'm still in high school"
good laughs, good laughs
December 20th, 2008 at 01:47 pm
Import>MillerLite>BudLight
August 11th, 2009 at 08:57 pm
Import>Microbrew>>>>>>>>>>my own urine>>>>>>>>>>>>Miller>Bud>>>>>Coors
December 20th, 2008 at 01:54 pm
I would drink PBR ANY DAY over any Bud products. Of course PBR beating Bud, Bud Light is like watching 2 beta males slap fight.
December 20th, 2008 at 01:58 pm
I think these guys live in San Diego. As do I. It's funny they had Tecate, because my trips down to TJ when I was 18-19 proved that to be true. It could have been the bacon wraped hot dogs or churros of a street vendor too......
December 20th, 2008 at 05:17 pm
PBR still gets the job done though
December 20th, 2008 at 09:28 pm
JFC people. Every "American style lager" tastes awful. You can't seriously drink Bud or PBR and call Coors or Miller Lite piss. THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME. Not that I don't like drinking them in mass quantities. I just don't pretend to be some type of shit beer connoisseur.
December 20th, 2008 at 09:52 pm
pbr tastes like pepper
December 21st, 2008 at 01:55 am
a note: bud and bud light are consistantly rated as top quality beers, and are some of the most popular beers across the world.
American beer isn't bad-you just like imported 'cause it makes you feel like you have some value. You are most likely just an average person
December 21st, 2008 at 01:58 pm
If ignorance is bliss, you gotta be the happiest man alive...
Budweiser in a can has to be the most godawful sh*t around.
I suppose if you develop a taste for crap, then of course anything
actually decent will not appeal to you.
Just because you have a retarded palate doesn't mean that everyone else
is choosing their beverage based solely on "image".
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