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If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic

When you purchase alcohol, whether, it’s beer or liquor, it’s important you know what it says about you, and the night you may have if you drink it.  So, we decided to show you.
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

145 Responses to "If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic"

  1. Mr. Squishypants says:

    You, sir, know exactly what the fuck you’re talking about. Delirium Tremens is the fuckin’ SHIT, but it tastes about 10,000 times better in Belgium than it does in the States. Duvel, Kasteel, Westmalle, Karmeliet, Grimbergen, or even Hoegaarden … after having those, I’d rather drink the pus out of Rosie O’Donnell’s boils than drink Bud, Miller, Michelob, etc.

  2. Thunderscrotum says:

    Import>Microbrew>>>>>>>>>>my own urine>>>>>>>>>>>>Miller>Bud>>>>>Coors

  3. PBR is for the lifers says:

    I believe PBR got selcted as Americas Best in 1893… Thats 115 years of americas best. Top that, I think not.

  4. Anonymous says:

    PBR tastes like a pap smear.

  5. Jay T. says:

    Another one would be a can of Coors that says, “I still don’t see any hot chicks”

  6. Ashybug says:

    I love PBR!

  7. Anonymous says:

    You’re the first person I’ve ever known that has tasted a pap smear!

  8. Anonymous says:

    If ignorance is bliss, you gotta be the happiest man alive…

    Budweiser in a can has to be the most godawful sh*t around.
    I suppose if you develop a taste for crap, then of course anything
    actually decent will not appeal to you.

    Just because you have a retarded palate doesn’t mean that everyone else
    is choosing their beverage based solely on “image”.

  9. mr manager says:

    hahahahahaha “i’m still in high school”

    good laughs, good laughs

  10. omar says:

    nasty. drink real beer, not that peepee.

  11. mars says:

    if by nectar you mean piss

  12. Whiskey a Go Go says:

    Man, Jack Daniels tastes like muddy puddle water. If you want a good whisky, try Crown Royal. Thats money well spent.

  13. ManMilk says:

    Import>MillerLite>BudLight

  14. Manbearpig says:

    I think these guys live in San Diego. As do I. It’s funny they had Tecate, because my trips down to TJ when I was 18-19 proved that to be true. It could have been the bacon wraped hot dogs or churros of a street vendor too……

  15. Manbearpig says:

    I would drink PBR ANY DAY over any Bud products. Of course PBR beating Bud, Bud Light is like watching 2 beta males slap fight.

  16. Anonymous says:

    o’douls is non alcoholic, you can’t get a dui drinking those it you drink a whole case

  17. Mr. Noodle says:

    Let me guess, you live in a trailer.

  18. Mr. Machismo says:

    PBR still gets the job done though

  19. Anonymous says:

    I’d be happy to provide Pap Schmears with my mouth…..for the right racks that is!

  20. Lain says:

    Mmmm, Sam Adams. Love their seasonal brews. Love the Sierra Nevada too. Screw the pretentious imports, and screw the shitty college-kid stuff. Natty, PBR (Christ, my dad drank that forever–it was nasty then, it’s nasty now)… all those cheap beers are nasty. That being said, gimme some Crown or 7&7–if I’m gonna drink, I prefer to get fucked up for less volume. No sense in getting bloated/taking 30 pisses/beer farts/diarrhea when I can just drink some damn fine liquor instead. I’m no snob, but I like what I like. Oh, and that Mexican beer is shit too. Keep it south of the border where it belongs. Kthx. <3

  21. Anonymous says:

    JFC people. Every “American style lager” tastes awful. You can’t seriously drink Bud or PBR and call Coors or Miller Lite piss. THEY ALL TASTE THE SAME. Not that I don’t like drinking them in mass quantities. I just don’t pretend to be some type of shit beer connoisseur.

  22. Anonymous says:

    pbr tastes like pepper

  23. Anonymous says:

    a note: bud and bud light are consistantly rated as top quality beers, and are some of the most popular beers across the world.

    American beer isn’t bad-you just like imported ’cause it makes you feel like you have some value. You are most likely just an average person

  24. Anonymous says:

    PBR, Natty Lite, or anything from the Bud family, you can’t deny this:

    it goes in like it comes out: like piss.

    The late great George Carlin said it best: “This Pud’s for you!”

  25. Anonymous says:

    Stella has relied on their ad campaign to make people think it tastes better. In actuality, it has failed every single taste test it has every conducted. Even against Bud. So, congrats, you have been duped. Now, you look like an even bigger ass than you did when you first ordered it.

  26. Anonymous says:

    “Still a Beer” wonderful! Yeah, I really don’t gets what’s so special about Stella.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!

  28. Anonymous says:

    I try not to compare my booze from one category to a another. Jack Daniels and Crown royal are completely different beasts.
    Favorite Canadian whiskey-Crown
    Favorite Bourbon-Beam
    And there still is rye, irish, and scotch. A true alcoholic doesn’t confine himself to just one. We play the whole damn field ;)

  29. Shawn27055 says:

    I have drank them all.i like all beers although american domestic is my fav.Quit being frickin beer snobs and enjoy what you drink.

  30. Anonymous says:

    American beer doesn’t have to taste like shit. Sam Adams is a great american brew co. Although I prefer Sierra Nevada or Stone, real American beers.

  31. Anonymous says:

    Holy shit you’re retarded. Do you realize that a pap smear has nothing to do with “racks”? And everything to to do with a tissue sample from the cervix. And no I’m not explaining what a cervix is.

  32. drink drank drunk says:

    i enjoy all beer and have consumed atleast one of each
    i used to drink cheap beer namely bush good for the price
    back in high school
    now at the ripe young age of 23 i usually drink beer from a bottle of course i live in oregon which is known for its excellent breweries live long drink less

  33. Anonymous says:

    Stella tastes like an American macrobrew commercial makes you think their beer is gonna taste like… It’s the bomb, but it’s still just a super light lager (still a beer), so I usually only drink it icy-cold on an extra-hot summer day. The rest of the summer, it usually Pilsner Urquell or Grolsch – mmmm… hoppy pilsener… Or maybe Dos Equis with lime… or a gin & tonic… or…

  34. Beast Ice says:

    There were what, 5 entries back then? And one of them I think was a bucket that came from the pig barn…

  35. hooligan says:

    I fucking drink Mickey’s! Ayayeeyay!!

  36. Anonymous says:

    that’s cool, too bad this never mentions it.

  37. Money says:

    Miller Lite should be listed as: “I know it tastes like piss, but I’m a sheep that does what everyone else does”

  38. Douche Bag says:

    Hey, I like Miller Lite

  39. Anonymous says:

    Oh Buddy Ice, don’t worry, someday the hipsters will let you into their club. Then you can finally stop being so bitter and spiteful. Good luck!

  40. Anonymous says:

    PBR is the nectar of the Gods.

  41. Joel says:

    I’m just glad that Busch didn’t make the list; I love poor college student beer!

  42. Buddy Ice says:

    They did let me into their club once. When I was inside they locked the doors and tried to sodomize me. Fortunately for me I found the light switch and turned off the lights; the hipsters couldn’t find me because they were all wearing dark aviator sunglasses.

  43. Anonymous says:

    You are an idiot.
    This label insinuates that someone on probation because of D.U.I.s would drink O’Doul’s.

  44. DHopper says:

    LOVE the Blue Velvet reference

  45. Lain says:

    Holy shit! Did you know that you’re arguing on the internet?! You both lose!

  46. Lain says:

    I’ll drink to that!

  47. Lain says:

    And you live on Sesame Street. Amiright?

  48. stdg says:

    Stella is just like any other Belgian lager: a nice refreshing beer, with good alcohol content (no Belgian beer has less than 5%). Stella is meant to drink all night. If you want the real good stuff, you should come and taste the Belgian beers brewed by monks (there’s lots of them). Some are dark and bitter, some are blond and sweet, all of them are strong. Actualy, I should make a list like this with the side efects of some of the strong Belgian beers, but then again, I have to get some work done…

    burps from Leuven

  49. Judge Joe Brown says:

    That was fucking lame Buddy, are you six?

  50. IluvJD says:

    Daddy always said he was wrong for me
    And in the end he’d only bring me misery
    I tried and tried to turn away, but something bout him makes me stay

    The only man whose ever knocked me to my knees
    The only man whose ever set my spirit free

    He was born and raised in Linsford, Tennessee
    His daddy owns a big distilery
    He’s an old time wiskey drinker, when I’m with him I get meaner
    And momma says hes ruined my destiny
    He sure has made a women out of me

    I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
    Hes the best kind of lover that there is
    I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
    He takes me back no matter where I’ve been
    Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again

    (Instrumtal Break)

    I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
    Hes the best kind of lover that there is
    I can have him when I please, he always satisfies my needs
    He takes me back no matter where I’ve been
    Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again

    Jack Daniels if you please
    Knock me to my knees
    You’re the only friend there has ever been that didn’t do me wrong

    Jack Daniels if you please
    Knock me to my knees
    You can kill this pain, its drivin me insane, since my babys gone

  51. IluvJD says:

    lol edit to my lyrics it’s Lynchburg Tenn.

  52. Heather says:

    Ha ha!! Buddy, keep fighting the good fight! I like your anti rape skills! :)

  53. BourbonIsTheOnlyAmericanLiquorContribution says:

    Jack Daniels is not a bourbon (same as George Dickels). JD is a sour mash whiskey.

    If I was to suggest a bourbon, then it would be Maker’s Mark or Woodford Reserve. Although, I think your coon-ass would pick Jim Beam or Southern Comfort. I would be more impressed if you mentioned Jeremiah Weed — of course, I would have to ask who was on your six while drinking that swill.

  54. Anonymous says:

    All this alcohol and not one bottle named in honour of Chappaquiddick and Teddy Kennedy?

    Or, for that matter, a cask of Scotch on which Sir John Eh? MacDonald is portrayed looking basically the same colour in which he appears on the $C10 bill?

  55. ricky201 says:

    After 4 or five,you can set any of the above in front of me,and I will drink it.Also,I am from coffee county,Tn and yes,I have toured Dickel and daniels distilleries.Cheers

  56. Thunderscrotum says:

    I’d put Kansas City’s Boulevard beers, especially their Smokestack series, up against ANYBODY. That there is some EPIC shit.

  57. nate says:

    i’m drunk on $1 pbr’s right now. that’s 10/$10 folks

  58. Chrissy says:

    I loved Boones Farm Strawberry Hill back when I was in highschool.

  59. Shonymous says:

    Wow, there is some flame spray in here. But, regardless of the cyber-spewing, I was really hoping for some cheeky play on the name made up labels for currently well known and often imbibed liquors and beers. Instead, Stella is the only one that was even remotely CLOSE. This whole post was poorly planned and the execution was even worse.

  60. Anonymous says:

    O’Doul’s is non alcoholic, lulz.

  61. Anonymous says:

    nixi,

    Go to the “Tofo’s are us” web site and stay there.

  62. Anonymous says:

    классно!Cool

  63. Anonymous says:

    Yuengling Porter and Yuengling Lager are the best beers EVER. I feel sorry for you if you live to far away from PA to get it.

  64. Mr. Bubbles says:

    Every one of you is an idiot and probably wouldn’t know a good beer if someone poured it for you. This is the absolute dumbest set of comments I have EVER come across. When you’re all old enough, you’ll understand. The best beer ever is whatever is in my hand.

  65. John H says:

    I’m sure even if the big brands changes their labels to be like those above, people wouldn’t change their drinking habits.

  66. Anonymoussss says:

    Cheers to you sir. Since working at a liquor store for the last three years, I see the highs and the lows of society. I have no problem with people trying new things, but what I really hate is when people bash others on their choices. Some motherfuckers just think they need to press onto others about this and that.

  67. tom b says:

    BEER!

  68. Anonymous says:

    If you drink Tecate and get diarrhea, that means youre a pussy, so you deserve diarrhea

  69. Anonymous says:

    Icehouse rules!!!!

  70. Anonymous says:

    there are cheaper beers than natty and natty is decent for the price and it serves it purpose

  71. Anonymous says:

    ya mean nastty!

  72. Anonymous says:

    I think the Jager and JD labels need to be switched. Jager is never a bad idea and if JD were free, it still wouldn’t be worth it…

  73. OZ says:

    Leave us french alone you dickhead

  74. Anonymous says:

    I’ve gotta say that TX really has some really killer microbrews.

  75. Anonymous says:

    Nor do you.

    Neither Jack nor Crown are bourbons. They’re whiskeys.

  76. Anonymous says:

    Just about every beer shown was spot-fucking on. Any of you fucking tools who have a “but…” argument are still fucking tools.

  77. Anonymous says:

    You may know beer but you obviously dont know burbon. Makers Mark all the way.

  78. Anonymous says:

    i put alcohol in body

  79. Scott says:

    This is the first I’ve ever heard of PBR being trendy. I think it’s just a decent beer to buy when you feel like drinking on a budget.

  80. Anonymous says:

    i drink hertog jan in the netherlands you have the best beer of the world and you get easelly layd when your drunk

  81. Cat LaBatt says:

    I drink Canadian beer, primarily LaBatt Blue…
    “A whole lot can happen, Out of the Blue.
    If I wanted water, I would have asked for water.”

  82. Anonymous says:

    one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. FLOOR

    Patron is the shiznit

  83. Anonymous says:

    …yeah… so did it ever occur to you that no one cares about what you drink?

  84. alcoLOLic says:

    anonymous @ 5:05, refer to the “stella / Still a,” asshole.

    You’re French, aren’t you.

  85. Anonymous says:

    GRD… Stick to Strawberry Hill kid. Your moronic stupidity annoys me. Too bad Boone’s wasn’t on this list, that’s right up your alley.

  86. Anonymous says:

    How do you get a DUI with no alcoholic beer?

  87. Anonymous says:

    I meant Non-Alcoholic

  88. Anonymous says:

    Strawberry Hill IS Boone’s, asshat.

  89. Anonymous says:

    @Mark,
    Do you live in Coffee County TN? I think they are the only ones to have heard of Dickell.

  90. Anonymous says:

    I can shake a stick at a shitload of beer

  91. Mark says:

    That last one is a joke. Jack is cheap ass rot gut compared with George Dickell No.12.

  92. TheElder says:

    Technically Budweiser products don’t even qualify as beer…a true beer involves traditional ingredients like hops and barley…..Budweiser’s main ingredient is rice…so it actually is closer to Japanese Sake than anything else.

  93. Anonymous says:

    you are right, but fuck you anyway asshole

  94. knurnley says:

    Bud products are brewed in a horse.

  95. jay says:

    schlitz ftw!

  96. Anonymous says:

    I drink the FUCK out of PBR, Guinness, Sam Adams, Mickey’s, Old Rasputain Imperial Stouts, Budwiser American ale is great for the price, and honestly I’m no snob but anything with the word “Light” or “Lite” for you Miller Fans, tastes like diluted piss to me. Miller I can handle, it has an actual flavor to it. Bud and Coors though, litterally tastes like water with some alcohol, terrible traces of dicetyl which is a no no in lagers, and like maybe someone dropped a few pinches of a hop leaf in the kettle. Michelobe’s Variety packs are pretty good and i drank a lot of amber bock in high school, but alot of imports really aren’t worth it (Red Stripe was pretty much american beer but I tasted some bananna esters from the yeast.) Boulvard from KS City, MS is FIRE as well as New Belgium. Go down to the Flying Saucer, they have more beer than you could shake a stick at,

  97. ShinerFatTire says:

    MOST DOMESTICS SUCK! Budweiser products are by far the shittiest ever brewed. It’s piss water. Coors Light blows, Coors blows, Miller Light blows (but I drink it at concerts b/c you dont have much of a choice). MGD is okay. Sam Adams has some gems, but I prefer imports and micro breweries. Anybody heard of New Belgium out of Colorado? Fat Tire? St. Arnold’s? Shiner Bock? Shiner Black? Shiner Heffewiezen? Shiner 99? Lawnmower? Those are all brewed in TX. They all have a great Belgian and Czech influence. ST. PAULIE GIRL! It tastes like bud, I swear. It goes great with a doobie. I’m also a big Heinekin man. When it comes to liquor, the only thing that comes close to Jack Daniels is greatness is Crown Royal.

  98. Anonymous says:

    During the (GRD) great republican depression, Americans will extend their abilities and many of them will find they have a talent for home-brewing! Making home brew pays big time, once you get the swing of it! You get the beer you want and for very little cash! Half the neighborhood can get smashed on just one keg of home brew and the cost in minimal. As times get tougher and cash gets scarcer, we can always count on home brew to get us through!

  99. Anonymous says:

    I’m 64 and I’ve been drinking beer since …….. I can’t remember. What was the question again?

  100. Anonymous says:

    you guys realize Stella and Bud are the same company? mean while I picked up case of samplers from Red Hook….has a blonde, pale, winter brew, and ESB. All have been pretty good. 1st time I’ve tried them, not bad. FWIW.

  101. BigMunkeyIV says:

    I drink Bud because it is the very best of the worst!

  102. Andy Van De Voorde says:

    Pretty good. Not as good as Andy Van De Voorde

  103. Anonymous says:

    We have Dickell in Omaha, NE too….hard to come by though!

  104. Anonymous says:

    its what you drink AFTER you’ve gotten the DUI

  105. Anonymous says:

    It’s not that PBR is trendy, it’s just that it’s cheap, therefore a popular choice among high school and college students who drink on a budget. The “Trying Hard to be Cool” refers to kids drinking PBR just to get drunk and fit in, not saying that it is in any way trendy like some sort of cosmo.

  106. Anonymous says:

    American beer is an oxymoron

    You should all be ashamed
    Maybe Obama will save you, i dunno

  107. Anonymous says:

    Ummmm. Mic-Golden Light anyone. A big seller in Minnesota.

  108. Anonymous says:

    where I live (SF) pbr is hipster juice

  109. Anonymous says:

    yeah theyre called american adjunct lagers, cuz they use cheap shit like rice and corn instead of hops and malt

  110. Anonymous says:

    No one cares, you are a douchebag

  111. nixi says:

    You SOUND like my ex with thew whole bragging thing. Are you an impotent, self-obsessed bastard like he was, too?

  112. Phineas Freak says:

    “Home Brew will get you through times of no money, better than money will get you times of no Home Brew”

  113. Tony says:

    You guys are so lame. Im sure you think you look really cool drinking your fancy beer that tastes like shit and costs twice as much as a domestic beer.

  114. Anonymous says:

    Tony, quit being such a homo and get your head out of your ass.

  115. Pabts Blue Ribbon….thats an awesome beer. Awesome list. check out http://www.thedrunkcanuck.com

  116. Scott says:

    PBR is trendy now. Back in my day it was Black Label that was trendy. Both are absolute shit, but are gladly drank by poor kids every where.

    Miller light, Bud light, whatever.. It only takes drinking 16 of them to get you drunk, which I guess is cool if you start drinking at 11am in the morning.

    After years of experience I’ve settled on, 3-24oz cans of Icehouse, half a pint of Jack Daniels and countless bong hits.

  117. I hate ButtWieper says:

    Hey. You da man. IceHouse rules. The 24oz king can is your friend. I have drank the best and still do at times, but I always have a stash of IceHouses to get the party started, and ended !!

  118. Buddy Ice says:

    Haha PBR … fucking hipster lame asses. Six years ago these nouveau-Pabst drinkers were drinking Olde English and bobbing their heads to Dr.Dre.

  119. ButtPlug says:

    What is with the hating on PBR? I picked up a 15 pack for the first time because I saw Clint Eastwood drinking it in Gran Torino, and because I always buy cheap beer. It’s not the tastiest but it gets you right fucked and is cheap. Is there some American trend I’m missing out on as a Canadian? Seems equivalent to raging at people for drinking Clear Creek Ice… they’re just cheap and want to get fucked up, why you mad?

  120. Anonymous says:

    It’s become a yuppie beer of choice. Hell, they actually classify it as an import/specialty beer at some bars. One time a grabbed a PBR because I’d never actually seen it on tap before, and it cost like a whole $1 more than my buddy’s Magic Hat #9

    wtf

  121. Goya says:

    Yea what the fuck is up with the resurgence of PBR lately? All the bars around me have these $1 PBR can specials. That’s not really a special. You couldn’t pay me to drink that shit.

  122. Bowderick says:

    I work in a liquor store. the only people who buy PBR are the people who want a cheap bear. That or Milwaukee’s Best Ice. that shits nasty!

  123. Anonymous says:

    fuck i love PBR, im a broke ass university student and its cheap shit, plus its gotten me laid a few times, and in reference to buddy ice, i still bob my head to dr.dre…douche bag

  124. Buddy Ice says:

    Stop bullshitting in college and start pushing rock, you’re a real gangsta now, you should be chasin’ that paper dog. And with that half a college degree you’re bonafide ghetto genious.

  125. Anonymous says:

    P.S. Bud Light is still the best beer, and I realize that I misspelled “label”. Now I’m gonna go jump in front of a train instead.

  126. Anonymous says:

    I enjoy a nice IPA microbrew>this makes me look like a trendy douchebag>as does the fact that I drink PBR regularly>as does the fact that I wear American Apparel and Asics>etc. etc.

    All of this doesn’t change the fact that I pick my nose, listen to Hüsker Dü, play in a band that sounds like Cheap Trick got fucked by the Melvins, and like going to class more than I like going to shows.

    To hell with all of you lable-makers. That shit only matters as much as you think it does, and in fact, it’s one of the most fun things you can do to mix people up by mixing up traits they could label you by.

    And regarding all you people who say that all low-end domestics taste the same, fuck off. That shit is ignorant. Natty tastes like rice, Miller tastes like bread, Bud Light tastes like apples, and Stroh’s/PBR are way hoppier than all the others, I think. Have you ever thought it possible that developing your palate for the shitty stuff might enhance it for the good stuff? What it’s done for me, at the very least, is allowed me to realize that pricey midshelf domestics (Honey Brown, Blue Moon, etc., with the exception of Sierra Nevada), and half-assed imports (Stella, Heini, Red Stripe), have little to no superiority.

    Oh, and one more thing: Bud Light is the best beer.

    Now that I’ve taken the time to troll/pwn this stupid thread, I’ve realized that the very action of it negates any gains in self-esteem it might have brought me, and I’m going to go put a shotgun in my mouth.

    Merry Christmas!

  127. Lain says:

    Wait, can I pull the trigger?

    Get the fuck over yourself. You’re trying so hard to be “unidentifiable,” that you come off as a moron. You’re not any better than anyone else who has stated his/her tastes, you’re just another person. You think you’re special, but you’re not. I hope that train and/or bullet doesn’t kill you so you can see how completely average you truly are. Doesn’t it suck being so completely ordinary?

  128. Disgruntled Dr. Dre Douchebag says:

    Hey I am a wigga who enjoys crappy Dr. Dre music, granted, but to throw me in with snobby f’n douchebag hipsters!?

    Uncool, sir.

  129. Your mom says:

    i like mickeys

  130. Pratik says:

    Shouldn’t the first can say “Diarrhea Suddenly In Your Pants Five Hours Later, A Product of Mexico”

  131. Anonymous says:

    Duvel or Leffe – 4 or 5 bottles of that’ll fuck your shit right up. Dalwhinnie/Oban/Laphroaig are nice scotch whiskies as well…

  132. flamingjesus says:

    I just drink a lot of wisers and Xtra gold beer. Which comes in a nice 1 litre bottle and is 9%. Yes im poor as shit and my drunken moments tend to have me blacking out, or tryin to make it with an ugly chick. But thats what makes my friday nights special. Dont hate.

  133. gera says:

    hey pratik … it should say “Diarrhea Suddenly In Your Pants Five Hours Later For Pussy’s Llike You =) ” A Product Of Mexico”

  134. kigol says:

    I like Stella because I am a fan of Belgium beer in general, and not because of image you tool. Also Peroni, Polar Ice, Kirin, and Tiger are all good as well. For domestic I prefer Coors but will drink anything really.

  135. Anonymous says:

    My Boone’s Farm label would’ve read: “I’m still in grade school”.

  136. supermanlymangunowner says:

    fuck drinking , try jenkem.

  137. Anonymous says:

    these are pretty funny… but Artois should say you’re a faggot

  138. Anonymous says:

    Or a wife beater

  139. Anonymous says:

    Well this is good publicity they are making to their drinks. When you see written on a bottle “bad idea” I`d honestly put a question mark weather to drink it or not. If not then you may end up in a alcohol rehab center or something like that.

  140. Anonymous says:

    why do you exist?

  141. nixi says:

    GodDAMN you’re all elitist bastards. “Look, look, I drink THIS alcohol, so my e-penis is bigger than YOUR e-penis!” Can’t we all just agree that all alcohols taste like shit unless unless you’re a fucking addict so the lot of you can go back to jerking off to pictures of teenaged jailbait? Damn, I hate rednecks…

  142. Anonymous says:

    Douche bag. Why are you even on this site if you don’t drink? Oh yeah, because you can’t stomach it and your parents wont let you go to parties because you have to wake up and go to debate team practices. Moonshine is the drink of rednecks…so wise up and realize that you are the minority here, jackass.

  143. Anonymous says:

    Make up your mind, are they elitists, or rednecks? Stupid little fag.

  144. Nico from Tucson bitch says:

    fuck all you pussys weed is the shit