When you purchase alcohol, whether, it's beer or liquor, it's important you know what it says about you, and the night you may have if you drink it. So, we decided to show you.
All this alcohol and not one bottle named in honour of Chappaquiddick and Teddy Kennedy?
Or, for that matter, a cask of Scotch on which Sir John Eh? MacDonald is portrayed looking basically the same colour in which he appears on the $C10 bill?
After 4 or five,you can set any of the above in front of me,and I will drink it.Also,I am from coffee county,Tn and yes,I have toured Dickel and daniels distilleries.Cheers
Well this is good publicity they are making to their drinks. When you see written on a bottle "bad idea" I`d honestly put a question mark weather to drink it or not. If not then you may end up in a alcohol rehab center or something like that.
GodDAMN you're all elitist bastards. "Look, look, I drink THIS alcohol, so my e-penis is bigger than YOUR e-penis!" Can't we all just agree that all alcohols taste like shit unless unless you're a fucking addict so the lot of you can go back to jerking off to pictures of teenaged jailbait? Damn, I hate rednecks...
Douche bag. Why are you even on this site if you don't drink? Oh yeah, because you can't stomach it and your parents wont let you go to parties because you have to wake up and go to debate team practices. Moonshine is the drink of rednecks...so wise up and realize that you are the minority here, jackass.
Wow, there is some flame spray in here. But, regardless of the cyber-spewing, I was really hoping for some cheeky play on the name made up labels for currently well known and often imbibed liquors and beers. Instead, Stella is the only one that was even remotely CLOSE. This whole post was poorly planned and the execution was even worse.
Every one of you is an idiot and probably wouldn't know a good beer if someone poured it for you. This is the absolute dumbest set of comments I have EVER come across. When you're all old enough, you'll understand. The best beer ever is whatever is in my hand.
Cheers to you sir. Since working at a liquor store for the last three years, I see the highs and the lows of society. I have no problem with people trying new things, but what I really hate is when people bash others on their choices. Some motherfuckers just think they need to press onto others about this and that.
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June 6th, 2009 at 02:16 pm
You SOUND like my ex with thew whole bragging thing. Are you an impotent, self-obsessed bastard like he was, too?
December 31st, 2008 at 06:28 am
...yeah... so did it ever occur to you that no one cares about what you drink?
January 2nd, 2009 at 05:07 pm
How do you get a DUI with no alcoholic beer?
January 2nd, 2009 at 05:12 pm
I meant Non-Alcoholic
January 10th, 2009 at 11:18 am
its what you drink AFTER you've gotten the DUI
January 4th, 2009 at 08:24 pm
I drink Canadian beer, primarily LaBatt Blue...
"A whole lot can happen, Out of the Blue.
If I wanted water, I would have asked for water."
January 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
That last one is a joke. Jack is cheap ass rot gut compared with George Dickell No.12.
January 6th, 2009 at 05:29 am
@Mark,
Do you live in Coffee County TN? I think they are the only ones to have heard of Dickell.
January 16th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
We have Dickell in Omaha, NE too....hard to come by though!
January 7th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Ummmm. Mic-Golden Light anyone. A big seller in Minnesota.
January 9th, 2009 at 07:48 pm
one tequila, two tequila, three tequila.. FLOOR
Patron is the shiznit
February 3rd, 2009 at 05:05 pm
American beer is an oxymoron
You should all be ashamed
Maybe Obama will save you, i dunno
February 10th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
anonymous @ 5:05, refer to the "stella / Still a," asshole.
You're French, aren't you.
February 11th, 2009 at 02:00 am
Leave us french alone you dickhead
February 11th, 2009 at 07:04 am
I think the Jager and JD labels need to be switched. Jager is never a bad idea and if JD were free, it still wouldn't be worth it...
February 12th, 2009 at 07:17 am
fuck drinking , try jenkem.
February 23rd, 2009 at 07:49 pm
My Boone's Farm label would've read: "I'm still in grade school".
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
All this alcohol and not one bottle named in honour of Chappaquiddick and Teddy Kennedy?
Or, for that matter, a cask of Scotch on which Sir John Eh? MacDonald is portrayed looking basically the same colour in which he appears on the $C10 bill?
April 2nd, 2009 at 07:40 pm
After 4 or five,you can set any of the above in front of me,and I will drink it.Also,I am from coffee county,Tn and yes,I have toured Dickel and daniels distilleries.Cheers
April 4th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
If you drink Tecate and get diarrhea, that means youre a pussy, so you deserve diarrhea
April 12th, 2009 at 07:58 am
there are cheaper beers than natty and natty is decent for the price and it serves it purpose
May 14th, 2009 at 04:42 am
ya mean nastty!
April 26th, 2009 at 07:52 pm
these are pretty funny... but Artois should say you're a faggot
May 11th, 2009 at 06:26 am
Or a wife beater
May 17th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Well this is good publicity they are making to their drinks. When you see written on a bottle "bad idea" I`d honestly put a question mark weather to drink it or not. If not then you may end up in a alcohol rehab center or something like that.
May 31st, 2009 at 09:32 pm
fuck all you pussys weed is the shit
June 6th, 2009 at 02:20 pm
GodDAMN you're all elitist bastards. "Look, look, I drink THIS alcohol, so my e-penis is bigger than YOUR e-penis!" Can't we all just agree that all alcohols taste like shit unless unless you're a fucking addict so the lot of you can go back to jerking off to pictures of teenaged jailbait? Damn, I hate rednecks...
June 6th, 2009 at 04:06 pm
Make up your mind, are they elitists, or rednecks? Stupid little fag.
June 6th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Douche bag. Why are you even on this site if you don't drink? Oh yeah, because you can't stomach it and your parents wont let you go to parties because you have to wake up and go to debate team practices. Moonshine is the drink of rednecks...so wise up and realize that you are the minority here, jackass.
June 6th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
why do you exist?
June 6th, 2009 at 02:30 pm
nixi,
Go to the "Tofo's are us" web site and stay there.
June 6th, 2009 at 03:52 pm
Yuengling Porter and Yuengling Lager are the best beers EVER. I feel sorry for you if you live to far away from PA to get it.
June 7th, 2009 at 07:33 pm
Wow, there is some flame spray in here. But, regardless of the cyber-spewing, I was really hoping for some cheeky play on the name made up labels for currently well known and often imbibed liquors and beers. Instead, Stella is the only one that was even remotely CLOSE. This whole post was poorly planned and the execution was even worse.
June 7th, 2009 at 08:56 pm
O'Doul's is non alcoholic, lulz.
June 9th, 2009 at 01:45 am
классно!Cool
August 6th, 2009 at 08:27 pm
I loved Boones Farm Strawberry Hill back when I was in highschool.
August 9th, 2009 at 04:52 pm
i'm drunk on $1 pbr's right now. that's 10/$10 folks
August 11th, 2009 at 09:09 pm
I'd put Kansas City's Boulevard beers, especially their Smokestack series, up against ANYBODY. That there is some EPIC shit.
November 1st, 2009 at 12:32 am
Every one of you is an idiot and probably wouldn't know a good beer if someone poured it for you. This is the absolute dumbest set of comments I have EVER come across. When you're all old enough, you'll understand. The best beer ever is whatever is in my hand.
November 11th, 2009 at 03:15 am
Cheers to you sir. Since working at a liquor store for the last three years, I see the highs and the lows of society. I have no problem with people trying new things, but what I really hate is when people bash others on their choices. Some motherfuckers just think they need to press onto others about this and that.
November 2nd, 2009 at 04:13 pm
I'm sure even if the big brands changes their labels to be like those above, people wouldn't change their drinking habits.
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