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If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes

This week, Break is trying to determine the best Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent speakers of modern times: the President of the United States, Barack Obama.


20 Responses to "If Barack Obama Spoke in Blaxploitation Quotes"

  1. Exile says:

    I can’t wait until 2013 when this asshole hands President Palin the keys to the Whitehouse and goes back to Kenya. I wonder if Micelle will return to her native home, the Planet of the Apes.

  2. Dr. Pepper says:

    I hate obama, not because he’s half black, but because he’s half white.

  3. OneBigAssMistakeAmerica says:

    ^ LAWL

    so true

  4. . says:

    Anybody hear that jackass use th word “axe” instead of “ask” the other day in front of a mostly black crowd? I guess he turned on his Negro dialect before that chat.

  5. Harry Reid (D) Nevada says:

    Everyone knows that Barack doesn’t talk in that negro dialect. Besides he’s only eloquent when he is reading off a teleprompter, take that away from him and he sounds like a stuttering idiot.

    Let me, uhhh, clearify what I said in the past, uhhh, uhhh, I have never said that I support ACORN, uhhh…

    Bill Clinton was way better, even Sarah Palin can give a decent speach without relying on a teleprompter. Pathetic.

  6. Wigger says:

    Let me axe yall this… Why yall hate so much? Obama might not sound like he look and all, but shit, I look like Shaun White but sound like Fitty Cent, namean!?! Does that mean yall hate me, too?? Straight hateration right there, playboy. One

  7. OneEyeWonderWeasil says:

    I can’t tell which is more stale and I hate hearing about more

    Obama? Or Blacksploitation

  8. office jerk says:

    dude wot? this is fucking awesome! the anderson cooper one was brilliant.

  9. justin says:
    It’s Holy Taco. That’s our job.
  10. Someone named their kid 'Jewels'? says:

    Holy crap, two people that actually know that Obama isn’t black(and here I thought people saying he was, was the only mark against the otherswise FLAWLESS construct of information that is the internet).

  11. Bill Clinton says:

    I hate him because if it wasn’t for him, the bitch Hillary would be president and I could get a lot more pussy.

  12. Comic Book Guy says:


  13. Failattio says:

    Riding in a bumper car with an orangutan is dangerous.

  14. seriously says:

    Agreed. Lame.

  15. Fail says:

    Sorry Taco but this blaxploitation crap is getting stale.

  16. Fail's tumor says:

    I have to agree. Your just recycling old jokes.

  17. Douche Says says:

    Now im claiming this spot to be 17TH….so nobody gets 1st FAGS! HAHA I WIN!!!! you fu@%in retards!

  18. 18th says says:


  19. peteargriffonsays says:

    Hey HT this woulda only worked if Barack O bama was black…

  20. pratik says:

    He’s half-black and half-white… but that’s the beauty of it. He can translate his own quotes!