This week,
Break is trying to determine the best
Blaxploitation movie quotes of all time. We’re having a hard time picking our favorite, so we decided to see what it would be like if those same quotes were delivered by one of the most eloquent speakers of modern times: the President of the United States,
Barack Obama.
I can’t wait until 2013 when this asshole hands President Palin the keys to the Whitehouse and goes back to Kenya. I wonder if Micelle will return to her native home, the Planet of the Apes.
I hate obama, not because he’s half black, but because he’s half white.
^ LAWL
so true
Anybody hear that jackass use th word “axe” instead of “ask” the other day in front of a mostly black crowd? I guess he turned on his Negro dialect before that chat.
Everyone knows that Barack doesn’t talk in that negro dialect. Besides he’s only eloquent when he is reading off a teleprompter, take that away from him and he sounds like a stuttering idiot.
Let me, uhhh, clearify what I said in the past, uhhh, uhhh, I have never said that I support ACORN, uhhh…
Bill Clinton was way better, even Sarah Palin can give a decent speach without relying on a teleprompter. Pathetic.
Let me axe yall this… Why yall hate so much? Obama might not sound like he look and all, but shit, I look like Shaun White but sound like Fitty Cent, namean!?! Does that mean yall hate me, too?? Straight hateration right there, playboy. One
I can’t tell which is more stale and I hate hearing about more
Obama? Or Blacksploitation
dude wot? this is fucking awesome! the anderson cooper one was brilliant.
Holy crap, two people that actually know that Obama isn’t black(and here I thought people saying he was, was the only mark against the otherswise FLAWLESS construct of information that is the internet).
Riding in a bumper car with an orangutan is dangerous.
Best.comment.ever.
Agreed. Lame.
Sorry Taco but this blaxploitation crap is getting stale.
I have to agree. Your just recycling old jokes.
Now im claiming this spot to be 17TH….so nobody gets 1st FAGS! HAHA I WIN!!!! you fu@%in retards!
YES 18TH….SUCK ON THAT SH!T BITCHES!!!!
Hey HT this woulda only worked if Barack O bama was black…
He’s half-black and half-white… but that’s the beauty of it. He can translate his own quotes!
I hate him because if it wasn’t for him, the bitch Hillary would be president and I could get a lot more pussy.