If you're in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you've come to the right place. Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so closely resemble:
Wilford Brimley as a Walrus
Rosie O'Donnell as a Woodchuck
Carrot Top as a Bobcat
Seal as a Seal
Sarah Jessica Parker as a Horse
Dog The Bounty Hunter as a Lion
Michael Clark Duncan as a Silverback Gorilla
Snoop Dogg as a Doberman
Wallace Shawn as a Tortoise
Victoria Beckham as Falcor
Renee Zelwegger as a Shar Pei Melting in a House Fire
So it's OK to portray G.W. Bush as a monkey because he's white, but not a black man? Who cares about the color of the skin - if a person looks like a particular animal, than so be it.
And there it is folks! The obligatory race card rears its ugly head because a black man is portrayed as an ape. It's not racist you dolt! It's a parody about humans compared to animals. That's ALL it is!
duncan doesn't look like a gorilla, you have to have thin lips. Whut's this thing about blacks looking like apes anyway? This just shows ignorance. There are white monkeys with thin lips...but black people don't go around with such low self-esteem, self-worth to have to try to put white people down to a lower place.
1. I cant believe no one said some of these were 'racist' (they sure look that way to me)
2.Rosie O'donnell never looked so good, but what an insult to wood chucks every where. rotflmao!
How can they look racist? You people, oooo i said it, need to quit listening to Obama. It's racist, if YOU make it racist. So quit being such a racist, Debbie.
Although, that one with Falcor is pretty racist against mythical animals. When will we have a unicorn for president!?
haha yea im wit falcor lvr ooo if joe jonas was on there wat do u think he would be ???????? hmmmm... i wonder i LOVE the jonas brothers so if u mess wit dem ima mess you up homies u got dat wat awt u wanna say some thin huh son huh yea thats wat i thought
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
October 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
lol... wilford brimley has diabetes...
October 1st, 2009 at 10:32 am
Check your blood sugar. Check it often. Eat the Quaker Oats.
October 1st, 2009 at 02:37 pm
HE HAS THE 'BEETUS
October 1st, 2009 at 06:58 pm
eat your effing oatmeal!
October 1st, 2009 at 07:29 pm
leave the dia-beetus out of this!
October 3rd, 2009 at 06:55 am
Fuck all y'all, I'm outta here.
October 3rd, 2009 at 11:42 am
epic win
October 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
Hmmmmm. Definitely retarded
October 1st, 2009 at 10:25 am
Gay as all the people that comment below me
October 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am
You calling me gay, son? I could choke you with a cordless phone.
October 1st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
that is a good one. I'm not being sarcastic, that really is a good one
October 2nd, 2009 at 01:01 pm
Get some, Chuck Norris!
October 3rd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Under Chuck Norris's beard he has no chin... he has another fist!!
October 4th, 2009 at 09:32 pm
Cuddle? What a fag.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:16 am
DIABEEETUS
October 1st, 2009 at 11:22 am
Victoria Beckham as Falcor! YES!
October 1st, 2009 at 04:39 pm
And I always thought she was hot till now.
October 3rd, 2009 at 09:36 pm
I never thought she was hot... until this. Now she's smoking.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:42 am
rosie odonell as a woodchuck.... so true. they all look like perfect matches too.
October 3rd, 2009 at 05:25 am
Rosie is fat, ugly, loud and stupid. What an insult to the fine woodchucks.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:49 am
Tono tono tono tono tono tono diabeeeetus tono tono tono tono.
October 1st, 2009 at 11:50 am
AAAATTTRRRREEEEEYYYYUUUUU, seriously Falcor WTF? that is'nt even a real animal
October 1st, 2009 at 02:05 pm
Says you.
October 2nd, 2009 at 03:29 pm
roastedbeefcurtains!!!!!!!!!!!! what an f'n outrageous name. i'm love n it like i do beef curtains (small one's though).
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 pm
Falcor is from The Never Ending Story!!! He is like a Dragon Dog mythotical thing!
October 1st, 2009 at 12:16 pm
you missed on the last one, Renee Zelwegger is a well known anteater.
October 1st, 2009 at 02:51 pm
if that walrus and woodchuck mated it would make a shiny new johnny!
October 1st, 2009 at 04:57 pm
Sarah Jessica Parker as a Horse lol family guy
October 2nd, 2009 at 07:33 am
LOL, it's funny because nobody ever made that joke before Family Guy, LOL!
October 6th, 2009 at 08:29 pm
not true, i've been saying she looks like a horse for years.
October 7th, 2009 at 07:59 am
www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
October 1st, 2009 at 09:11 pm
hahah falcor was definitely the best!
October 1st, 2009 at 09:23 pm
Wilford brimley is not a walrus, he's a cat.
http://gatoisland.com/archive/wilfordbrimleycats/
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:57 pm
youre right....Wilford Brimley DOES look more like cats
October 2nd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Rosie as a Woodchuck? Nah, I picture her in a pig sty, rutting around in the muck.
October 2nd, 2009 at 01:33 pm
LOL I can ttly c dog as a lion LOL I cant even tell where lion begins
October 2nd, 2009 at 01:46 pm
i don't get the sarah jessica parker photo....
October 2nd, 2009 at 02:01 pm
that michael clark duncan one is racist
October 2nd, 2009 at 03:19 pm
So it's OK to portray G.W. Bush as a monkey because he's white, but not a black man? Who cares about the color of the skin - if a person looks like a particular animal, than so be it.
October 3rd, 2009 at 06:39 am
And there it is folks! The obligatory race card rears its ugly head because a black man is portrayed as an ape. It's not racist you dolt! It's a parody about humans compared to animals. That's ALL it is!
October 5th, 2009 at 05:42 am
duncan doesn't look like a gorilla, you have to have thin lips. Whut's this thing about blacks looking like apes anyway? This just shows ignorance. There are white monkeys with thin lips...but black people don't go around with such low self-esteem, self-worth to have to try to put white people down to a lower place.
October 5th, 2009 at 05:45 am
Chris, I'm guessing you're not black and haven't suffered a history of being compared to an ape or a dolt (??) LOL
October 2nd, 2009 at 02:49 pm
ooooohhh yyeeaaaa ah! yea! ths niccee hhhmmm mmmmm ah! i feel wonderful
October 2nd, 2009 at 03:45 pm
how dare u insult the equine community......shes beyond horsey
October 2nd, 2009 at 04:50 pm
1. I cant believe no one said some of these were 'racist' (they sure look that way to me)
2.Rosie O'donnell never looked so good, but what an insult to wood chucks every where. rotflmao!
October 2nd, 2009 at 05:00 pm
How can they look racist? You people, oooo i said it, need to quit listening to Obama. It's racist, if YOU make it racist. So quit being such a racist, Debbie.
Although, that one with Falcor is pretty racist against mythical animals. When will we have a unicorn for president!?
October 2nd, 2009 at 05:07 pm
heeeyyy falcor dont be dissin obama man thats not cool dude
October 2nd, 2009 at 04:55 pm
L
O
L
TOO FUNNY XD
October 2nd, 2009 at 05:00 pm
you guys are trippin people say these things for no reason its just for fun sooo... yea calm yo asses down geez
October 2nd, 2009 at 05:05 pm
haha yea im wit falcor lvr ooo if joe jonas was on there wat do u think he would be ???????? hmmmm... i wonder i LOVE the jonas brothers so if u mess wit dem ima mess you up homies u got dat wat awt u wanna say some thin huh son huh yea thats wat i thought
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