If you’re in the mood for some retarded photoshops this morning, then you’ve come to the right place. Some celebrities look a lot like animals, so we decided to see what it would look like if they actually were the animals they so closely resemble:
Wilford Brimley as a Walrus
Rosie O’Donnell as a Woodchuck
Carrot Top as a Bobcat
Seal as a Seal
Sarah Jessica Parker as a Horse
Dog The Bounty Hunter as a Lion
Michael Clark Duncan as a Silverback Gorilla
Snoop Dogg as a Doberman
Wallace Shawn as a Tortoise
Victoria Beckham as Falcor
Renee Zelwegger as a Shar Pei Melting in a House Fire
if that walrus and woodchuck mated it would make a shiny new johnny!
Sarah Jessica Parker as a Horse lol family guy
hahah falcor was definitely the best!
Wilford brimley is not a walrus, he’s a cat.
http://gatoisland.com/archive/wilfordbrimleycats/
LOL, it’s funny because nobody ever made that joke before Family Guy, LOL!
Rosie as a Woodchuck? Nah, I picture her in a pig sty, rutting around in the muck.
youre right….Wilford Brimley DOES look more like cats
LOL I can ttly c dog as a lion LOL I cant even tell where lion begins
i don’t get the sarah jessica parker photo….
that michael clark duncan one is racist
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So it’s OK to portray G.W. Bush as a monkey because he’s white, but not a black man? Who cares about the color of the skin – if a person looks like a particular animal, than so be it.
how dare u insult the equine community……shes beyond horsey
1. I cant believe no one said some of these were ‘racist’ (they sure look that way to me)
2.Rosie O’donnell never looked so good, but what an insult to wood chucks every where. rotflmao!
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TOO FUNNY XD
you guys are trippin people say these things for no reason its just for fun sooo… yea calm yo asses down geez
How can they look racist? You people, oooo i said it, need to quit listening to Obama. It’s racist, if YOU make it racist. So quit being such a racist, Debbie.
Although, that one with Falcor is pretty racist against mythical animals. When will we have a unicorn for president!?
haha yea im wit falcor lvr ooo if joe jonas was on there wat do u think he would be ???????? hmmmm… i wonder i LOVE the jonas brothers so if u mess wit dem ima mess you up homies u got dat wat awt u wanna say some thin huh son huh yea thats wat i thought
heeeyyy falcor dont be dissin obama man thats not cool dude
And there it is folks! The obligatory race card rears its ugly head because a black man is portrayed as an ape. It’s not racist you dolt! It’s a parody about humans compared to animals. That’s ALL it is!
lol snoop’s was the most hilarious. renee was scary O.o!!
Racist …my ass!
You have the tools to go far in life.
Wilford Brimley? Ok, well my inner geek is telling me that Jamie Hyneman from MythBusters looks more like a walrus than Wilford does.
And please people, stop bringing the race card! It would be one thing if they were mocking people and adding racial epithets like “all white people…all black people…” but they aren’t.
Just saying!
michael clark duncan pic is not racist..anyone see him play the main ape in PLANET of the APES? Thats right, it was him!
FUNNY
hey wait a bloody minute i was the head ape in planet of the apes, and im a white bloak. lol
lol dis is freakin funny hoo wud tink of dis
The comments ALONE make this crappy photoshop stuff entertain me. I see lots of Dia-beetis, falkor (sp?), and sarah jessica. Plenty of the racist who-hah. Some Rosie. Why are we leaving out Seal, Carrot Top, and Shawn Wallace? They need loving too.
Wilford Brimley I suppose could become a Walrus since he already is John Carpenter’s “The Thing” and can immitate any lifeform he wants to.
duncan doesn’t look like a gorilla, you have to have thin lips. Whut’s this thing about blacks looking like apes anyway? This just shows ignorance. There are white monkeys with thin lips…but black people don’t go around with such low self-esteem, self-worth to have to try to put white people down to a lower place.
Chris, I’m guessing you’re not black and haven’t suffered a history of being compared to an ape or a dolt (??) LOL
lol raceism
not true, i’ve been saying she looks like a horse for years.
http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
ohh what can i say about sarah jessica parker… i wish the bitch would break her leg and then they would have to put her down like the horse face she is
dude, that was freaking hysterical, lol
I think 90% of people who think it’s racist are self-hating white people who want people to think they’re so socially caring. I think the least racist people are people who don’t need to tell people they’re not racist.
lol… wilford brimley has diabetes…
Check your blood sugar. Check it often. Eat the Quaker Oats.
HE HAS THE ‘BEETUS
eat your effing oatmeal!
leave the dia-beetus out of this!
Fuck all y’all, I’m outta here.
epic win
Hmmmmm. Definitely retarded
Gay as all the people that comment below me
You calling me gay, son? I could choke you with a cordless phone.
that is a good one. I’m not being sarcastic, that really is a good one
Get some, Chuck Norris!
Under Chuck Norris’s beard he has no chin… he has another fist!!
Cuddle? What a fag.
DIABEEETUS
Victoria Beckham as Falcor! YES!
And I always thought she was hot till now.
I never thought she was hot… until this. Now she’s smoking.
rosie odonell as a woodchuck…. so true. they all look like perfect matches too.
Rosie is fat, ugly, loud and stupid. What an insult to the fine woodchucks.
Tono tono tono tono tono tono diabeeeetus tono tono tono tono.
AAAATTTRRRREEEEEYYYYUUUUU, seriously Falcor WTF? that is’nt even a real animal
Says you.
roastedbeefcurtains!!!!!!!!!!!! what an f’n outrageous name. i’m love n it like i do beef curtains (small one’s though).
Falcor is from The Never Ending Story!!! He is like a Dragon Dog mythotical thing!
you missed on the last one, Renee Zelwegger is a well known anteater.
Family guy, ftw.
these aren’t bad, but there are generally funnier and better made ones on b3ta.com
it’s less celeb, and more “take the piss out of the celebs” on that site though…
pure gold!
Victoria Beckham as Falcore??!! That’s freakin hilarious!!!