If Children’s Books Were Written For Adults

13 Responses to "If Children’s Books Were Written For Adults"

1. Anonymouse says:

   March 5, 2009 at 10:13 am

   Cracked did it wayyyyyy better

2. Chief Sleeping Goat says:

   February 10, 2009 at 8:24 pm

   Holy Taco is at it again, always promoting safe sex! Way to go gang.

3. arrg says:

   February 7, 2009 at 10:12 am

   I GOT A TROJAN FROM THIS

4. Anonymous says:

   January 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm

   Those are not childrens books…

5. Anonymous says:

   January 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm

   Hitchhickers Guide to Incest
   The Restaurant at the End of the Bad Part of Town
   Anal Sex, the Universe and Everything
   So Long, and Thanks for All the Venereal Diseases

6. Craig t Nelson says:

   January 29, 2009 at 9:51 am

   nah not very good sirs

7. Anonymoosex says:

   January 29, 2009 at 4:38 pm

   So uh… grover was the scary monster that someone else woke up to? Or… Grover woke up to a scarier monster, and had to get drunk to wipe his mind? It was scary because, he was drunk when the other monster woke up or that Grover is actually using PCP too? I think these were zen koan jokes man.

8. Anonymous says:

   January 29, 2009 at 9:25 am

   yea pretty weak

9. Max Powers says:

   January 29, 2009 at 9:50 am

   If the above commenters had poor childhoods because they got fucked by their dads, it’s not Grover’s fault.

10. Wally says:

    January 29, 2009 at 8:39 am

    Well they kinda sucked

11. Anonymous says:

    January 29, 2009 at 8:57 am

    A few made me chuckle. A tad.

12. i am not a crook says:

    January 30, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    funny in a ‘i laughed at that joke cuz everyone else was laughing and i didnt want to feel stupid if i didnt laugh at the joke i didnt get’ kinda way.

13. Travis Faulds says:

    January 29, 2009 at 11:31 am

    WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN. WELL DONE. I know Michael Bay already did it, but I Tweeted this as well.