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If Children’s Books Were Written For Adults

The best thing about children’s books is that they can sometimes take a sad or difficult-to-talk-about situation and put it in a context that doesn’t seem so bad. So, we wondered why they didn’t write those kinds of books for adults, too. Here are 10 examples we want to see on bookshelves soon.
 
10.  Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Career
 
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9. The Monster That I Woke Up Next To This Morning
 
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8. The Very Hungover Caterpillar
 
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7. Goodnight Spoon
 
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6. Goldilocks and the Three Rape Accusations
 
 
5. Mr. Intimacy Issues
 
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4. Everyone Divorces
 
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3. You Can’t Hide From The Crazy Bitch Who Just Burned Down Your House
 
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2. The Berenstain Bears and the Cycle of Violence
 
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1. Got Crabs From Pam
 
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13 Responses to "If Children’s Books Were Written For Adults"

  1. Anonymouse says:

    Cracked did it wayyyyyy better :P

  2. Chief Sleeping Goat says:

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  3. arrg says:

    I GOT A TROJAN FROM THIS

  4. Anonymous says:

    Those are not childrens books…

  5. Anonymous says:

    Hitchhickers Guide to Incest
    The Restaurant at the End of the Bad Part of Town
    Anal Sex, the Universe and Everything
    So Long, and Thanks for All the Venereal Diseases

  6. Craig t Nelson says:

    nah not very good sirs

  7. Anonymoosex says:

    So uh… grover was the scary monster that someone else woke up to? Or… Grover woke up to a scarier monster, and had to get drunk to wipe his mind? It was scary because, he was drunk when the other monster woke up or that Grover is actually using PCP too? I think these were zen koan jokes man.

  8. Anonymous says:

    yea pretty weak

  9. Max Powers says:

    If the above commenters had poor childhoods because they got fucked by their dads, it’s not Grover’s fault.

  10. Wally says:

    Well they kinda sucked

  11. Anonymous says:

    A few made me chuckle. A tad.

  12. i am not a crook says:

    funny in a ‘i laughed at that joke cuz everyone else was laughing and i didnt want to feel stupid if i didnt laugh at the joke i didnt get’ kinda way.

  13. Travis Faulds says:

    WELL DONE, GENTLEMEN. WELL DONE. I know Michael Bay already did it, but I Tweeted this as well.