Every Christmas we're all forced or guilted or shamed into giving presents that we don't want to give. Whether it's for the postman, or the guy three cubicles down from you, or your first born son, Christmas gifts always come with an unspoken message. Here are those messages.
My dogs are worried because it is 4 in the morning and I am laughing hysterically. The socks, the gift cards, and the playstation (I am not a gamer so I guessed. Think ole school Nintendo...that's my speed).
Need to go to bed. Your site must disappoint me in some way so I can sleep satisfied that I beat you somehow. Can't explain it, just makes sense to me.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
December 2nd, 2008 at 02:41 pm
A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. Money for people.
February 27th, 2009 at 02:08 pm
Well well, those presents look kinda cool. I wish I will get some like these in my next Christmas.
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December 2nd, 2008 at 03:17 pm
How about giving your boss a card that says "A donation has been made in your name to feed the hungry.*"
And in small fine print on the bottom, it would say "...starting with me."
December 2nd, 2008 at 03:56 pm
I would absolutely buy that mug for someone.
December 2nd, 2008 at 03:58 pm
Also, wow, is it December fnd already?
Jeremy Says:
December fnd, 2008 at 03:56 pm
comment script is broken
December 12th, 2008 at 10:45 am
A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund...
December 2nd, 2008 at 04:09 pm
A festivus pole would also make a great gift.
December 3rd, 2008 at 03:31 pm
Balogna is the most sensual of the cured meats.
December 2nd, 2008 at 07:26 pm
That's awesome!
December 4th, 2008 at 03:01 pm
snorts!
December 4th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
and now for the feats of strength!
p.s. is there a problem with this site?
December 7th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Your mom prefers my pole.
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December 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
You're a fucking douchebag.
December 2nd, 2008 at 10:25 pm
That was fucking hysterical.
December 3rd, 2008 at 01:07 am
What about just plain money? "I'm a lazy asshole, take this cash and buy your own fucking present."
December 3rd, 2008 at 02:39 am
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December 3rd, 2008 at 04:17 pm
Haha that was awesome
December 4th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Gimmie things!
December 7th, 2008 at 12:02 am
You got a phone number barbie?
December 9th, 2008 at 05:13 pm
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December 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
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January 16th, 2009 at 05:55 am
I hope you die from a terrible dissease.
December 12th, 2008 at 02:02 am
My dogs are worried because it is 4 in the morning and I am laughing hysterically. The socks, the gift cards, and the playstation (I am not a gamer so I guessed. Think ole school Nintendo...that's my speed).
Need to go to bed. Your site must disappoint me in some way so I can sleep satisfied that I beat you somehow. Can't explain it, just makes sense to me.
December 12th, 2008 at 08:49 am
PRETTY FUNNY :)
December 15th, 2008 at 03:03 am
FUNNY STUFF!
January 22nd, 2009 at 05:58 am
Everyone in my family got socks this year.
January 26th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Well if I got such christmas presents, I will be happy as a little kid.
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April 24th, 2009 at 08:53 pm
PS3 is the best to give some kid
April 27th, 2009 at 02:49 am
Nothing to say.
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June 9th, 2009 at 06:45 am
The christmas day is really a moment very special.
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