Every Christmas we’re all forced or guilted or shamed into giving presents that we don’t want to give. Whether it’s for the postman, or the guy three cubicles down from you, or your first born son, Christmas gifts always come with an unspoken message. Here are those messages.
Well well, those presents look kinda cool. I wish I will get some like these in my next Christmas.
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A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund. Money for people.
How about giving your boss a card that says “A donation has been made in your name to feed the hungry.*”
And in small fine print on the bottom, it would say “…starting with me.”
I would absolutely buy that mug for someone.
Also, wow, is it December fnd already?
Jeremy Says:
December fnd, 2008 at 03:56 pm
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A festivus pole would also make a great gift.
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That’s awesome!
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That was fucking hysterical.
What about just plain money? “I’m a lazy asshole, take this cash and buy your own fucking present.”
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Gimmie things!
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Your mom prefers my pole.
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My dogs are worried because it is 4 in the morning and I am laughing hysterically. The socks, the gift cards, and the playstation (I am not a gamer so I guessed. Think ole school Nintendo…that’s my speed).
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Well if I got such christmas presents, I will be happy as a little kid.
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Everyone in my family got socks this year.
Nothing to say.
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PS3 is the best to give some kid
The christmas day is really a moment very special.
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A donation has been made in your name to the Human Fund…
You’re a fucking douchebag.