Explore Holy Taco

If George Bush And Ron Paul Had A Comic Book

It’s Bush’s last couple weeks in office, and many have speculated what he’s going to do when he’s out of work.  We’re predicting the next chapter in his life is going to look a lot like the movie Roadhouse.


22 Responses to "If George Bush And Ron Paul Had A Comic Book"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Way to turn the constitution into a laughable concept.
    Adding doubt to verifiable constitutional ideas via shitty internet comics is awesome.
    You win asshole.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Bad comic. Poor graphics. Misrepresentation of Ron Paul. Even The Onion does better.

  3. Anonymous says:

    W has been doing that for the past 8 years.

    The comic was funny. Lighten up, douche bag.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I felt like my intelligence level dropped after seeing this, but the sad thing is it dropped even more after reading the messages……oh my brain hurts

  5. Anonymous says:

    If it’s pissed off the wingnuts, ya know ya did good! Wingnuts cain’t handle the truth, ‘specially when it’s wearin’ a mullet!

  6. Anonymous says:

    I bet Gee Dub B has dreamed this for a long time.

  7. Fukum says:

    Why didn’t you have Ron Paul getting free Government medical and retirement checks hanging out of his pockets?

  8. Anonymous says:

    ya cmon i love ron paul this isnt insulting at all.
    i laughed at this. esp the frame w/RP in gitmo hahahaaa
    “wtf r u talking about” hahahaaa

    were screwed.

    ireland? japan? czech repub? texas? canada? montana? lol
    see you in the new free world mates!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Shit I got more respect for Paul than that pos. Small town hero my ass he let the whole shit burger run its course and now we all living in a van down by the river. Good fubar though, almost even pop art pop tart tasting too.

  10. Anonymous says:

    this is awesome, I like when dubs says “tai chi” I can hear it…

  11. hourglass says:

    this comic turned the constitution into a laughable concept? the constitution has been under attack by our traitorous reps and their insatiable campaign war chests for 40 years – it became shredded toilet paper with the patriot act and all since. has anyone heard of any movement to rescind those acts by our illustrious betters that have suspended your civil rights? anyone? i did hear that f.i.s.a. was revisited by our reps effectively eliminating any future criminal prosecution … so what do you think will change besides the bedsheets or curtains?

  12. ID10T_Error_ says:

    Bad form going after the kids. Say what you want about the others but such comments about the children and inexcusable.

  13. Icameinyourmouth says:

    sooooooo, are you still trying to fuck little boys?

  14. Wesley Nicholas says:


  15. Exile says:

    I can’t wait to see Commissar Obama’s comic book when the time comes. Will he finally run off and find true love in the arms of Chris Matthews? Will Michelle Obama return to her beloved Klingon Empire to fight the evil Picard? Will the Obama brats, Screwy and Louie (or whatever the fuck their names are) continue to suck off vagrants for smack?

    I can’t wait four years to find out!

  16. justin says:
    Dammit.  You’re right.  I can only apologize.
  17. Newt says:

    I can’t believe you left out the “I used to fuck guys like you in prison” line out of this one. Prime opportunity.

    And Michelle Obama is a greyer version of Sigourney Weaver.

  18. John Woods says:

    If Bush had one, it would be called “The Life and Times of Dictator Bush and his REgime” LOL


  19. Baked Potato says:

    I love the sound effects…you know, ones like “Neck Rip” and “Knife”, cause that’s what I’d always imagined a neck rip or knife to the heart sounds like.

  20. fancy lady says:

    Roadhouse was on TNT or TBS this past weekend. Awesome.

  21. SG COED says:

    Roadhouse is the best action movie of the 80′s. nothing makes my day like a boot knife fight.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Bush can dodge a shoe but what about Ron’s secret attack of throwing bars of gold at him.