If I Could Get A $73 Prostitute That Would Be Wonderful

December 30th, 2008 | 06:20 am

You know things aren't going too well for you when you only have $73 to spend on a prostitute. You also know things are going even worse, when the $73 prostitute is clearly a man. And you really know things have hit rock bottom, when you can almost be guilted into having sex with a $73 male prostitute.

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