We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit. But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don't know if I can eat this." Although, I quickly followed that statement with "I'd like to try and see if I can eat this." To which my asshole quickly followed that statement with "I'm telling you right now, we won't be able to laugh about this later."
Please enjoy these 7 steps to bliss.
I feel like the person who looked at a weave of bacon and said "you know, this could be covered in cheese," probably felt similar to how Dr. Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a vaccine for Polio. Although, one probably got laid that night, whereas the other was alone. I'll let you decide which.
Look at this. You can eat it, you can hold it in your hand, it's elegant, it can be an entree, it can be an appetizer. This is really a 5 tool bacon. It's the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon.
I'm sick and tired of this meme, meme.
Everything posted these days is a meme of something else and you can be guaranteed someone will post "I am so sick of this XXXXX meme" in the comments, ergo making it by far the most mimic'd meme of them all.
I'd slice it and put it on a bun, maybe fill it with sausage and fries,
Wow, I think we have a whole new food group.
Perhaps it's time to go into the "carney" business at the state fair.
Could this be carmelized while rolled?
Dipped in powdered sugar?
Ohh my God!!!!
I now know how i am going to die, id take that dip it in batter and deep fry it.
Or wrap it in a flower tortilla, deep fry it, and then put it in a pan and put on some sauce and more cheese and then bake it.
I am going to die, i know it. But i will die happy and cheesy.
At first I was like "whoa this looks disgusting"...but like the rest of you, I was intrigued. Then, as the page slowly scrolled down, I saw it rolled up and the cheese goodness inside. Now, a once skeptic of why anyone would possibly make or eat this, is a little hungry.
Plus, it certainly helps that the commentary is pretty deliciously evil in itself. I especially like some of the comments, mainly the one retorting to the "fat ass Americans". Ha. We certainly are, and that is why men all over the world tend to covet our women more. Exceptions are of course Brazil, France, and anything blonde, blue eyed, and with big bouncy big-uns.
I bookmarked this site in case it continues to make me laugh. Stand by
good lord. did anyone else get heartburn just looking at this?
I'm not even kidding. I just got back from picking up some Tums at the corner store, purely as a result of the acid production this imagery prompted.
Interesting nonetheless, though I think it'd take some seriously creative marketing to make a dent with this in Tehran.
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December 12th, 2008 at 01:26 am
I object!
We usually put a little beef in there too. And occasionally wrap it all in a bun.
December 12th, 2008 at 08:04 am
What the hell is MABLE syrup? Im guessing you mean MAPLE???
December 12th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I <3 you!!
December 12th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Edword -- how do I follow thee?
December 12th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I'm sick and tired of this meme, meme.
Everything posted these days is a meme of something else and you can be guaranteed someone will post "I am so sick of this XXXXX meme" in the comments, ergo making it by far the most mimic'd meme of them all.
December 12th, 2008 at 04:32 pm
your username makes me lol with pain.
December 11th, 2008 at 04:05 pm
thanks a lot, now need to go change my shorts.
December 11th, 2008 at 04:13 pm
I hope that there's a lady with baconphobia on Maury one day, and they bring out dozens of these things in front of her.
November 11th, 2009 at 05:14 pm
i will pretend to be afraid of bacon on maury so then i can eat them!!!
December 11th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Bacon.... Cheese.... And this calorie counting fuckwit bakes it?
I would roll some french fries in with it and deep fry the whole lot.
December 11th, 2008 at 04:54 pm
I think my butthole sealed shut just looking at this thing.
December 11th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
JIZZED in my pants!
December 11th, 2008 at 05:17 pm
you will spray straight mud out your asshole for a month after eatin that
December 11th, 2008 at 05:52 pm
I called my parents and told them I was getting married, I had just found my soul mate.
December 11th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
My wife and I will have one for breakfast. And lunch... And dinner... I'll wake up and make 2 at midnight...
December 11th, 2008 at 07:52 pm
boo...
December 11th, 2008 at 08:34 pm
I just came.
December 11th, 2008 at 09:13 pm
I was stunned at step one, and thought that was the whole story, boy, was I wrong.
December 11th, 2008 at 09:22 pm
@Sean
Baked bacon tastes way better then fried.
If your still frying your bacon you are missing out.
December 11th, 2008 at 09:48 pm
that sums up the american diet
December 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Step 4.5 is adding hashbrowns and sausage bits... mmmm bacon log
December 11th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
trust americans to think up something like that, fat asses!
December 12th, 2008 at 12:07 am
i swear to all of you right now that i am going to make this! if I die it will be a glorious end.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:44 am
how long did you leave the bacon in the oven at 400?... also, did you wrap the cheese and let it melt? or throw it back in the oven?
December 12th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Needs Gravy
November 11th, 2009 at 05:16 pm
Yeah! Brown Sugar and Bacon Grease Gravy!
December 12th, 2008 at 12:46 am
That looks so awesome. I just might have enough money to by bacon after I pay my bills.
December 12th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I'd personally make sweet passion love to that thing and then eat it after I did. that thing is sexy
December 12th, 2008 at 12:59 am
An inside-out chupaqueso con tocino! Brillian!
December 12th, 2008 at 12:59 am
An inside-out chupaqueso con tocino! Brillian!
December 12th, 2008 at 01:02 am
I'd slice it and put it on a bun, maybe fill it with sausage and fries,
Wow, I think we have a whole new food group.
Perhaps it's time to go into the "carney" business at the state fair.
Could this be carmelized while rolled?
Dipped in powdered sugar?
The mind boggles!
December 12th, 2008 at 01:13 am
I'm gonna hurl....then die...but what a way to go.
December 12th, 2008 at 01:12 am
OH MY GOD.
That is just short of a Paedus.
December 12th, 2008 at 01:20 am
Ohh my God!!!!
I now know how i am going to die, id take that dip it in batter and deep fry it.
Or wrap it in a flower tortilla, deep fry it, and then put it in a pan and put on some sauce and more cheese and then bake it.
I am going to die, i know it. But i will die happy and cheesy.
December 12th, 2008 at 01:29 am
At first I was like "whoa this looks disgusting"...but like the rest of you, I was intrigued. Then, as the page slowly scrolled down, I saw it rolled up and the cheese goodness inside. Now, a once skeptic of why anyone would possibly make or eat this, is a little hungry.
Plus, it certainly helps that the commentary is pretty deliciously evil in itself. I especially like some of the comments, mainly the one retorting to the "fat ass Americans". Ha. We certainly are, and that is why men all over the world tend to covet our women more. Exceptions are of course Brazil, France, and anything blonde, blue eyed, and with big bouncy big-uns.
I bookmarked this site in case it continues to make me laugh. Stand by
December 12th, 2008 at 01:49 am
I'm so showing this recipe to my roommates. Perhaps we won't die if we split it six ways... haha!
December 12th, 2008 at 02:00 am
Six degrees of bacon death
December 12th, 2008 at 02:00 am
You'd be lucky if inhaling the fumes didn't clog your arteries
December 12th, 2008 at 02:17 am
In a perfect representation of literal irony, this thing actually looks like a clogged artery.
December 12th, 2008 at 02:14 am
Y'all need to get over this nonsense and quit believing the propaganda:
http://www.marksdailyapple.com/fats/
November 11th, 2009 at 05:20 pm
i saw ABSOLUTELY NO
BACON on this link.
December 12th, 2008 at 02:39 am
I think I just found heaven
and its bacalious
December 12th, 2008 at 03:16 am
Step 8.
Die.
November 9th, 2009 at 07:21 am
... but with a smile on your face!
December 12th, 2008 at 03:34 am
Before I saw the pictures, I thought this was a Kevin Bacon related death.
December 12th, 2008 at 03:56 am
good lord. did anyone else get heartburn just looking at this?
I'm not even kidding. I just got back from picking up some Tums at the corner store, purely as a result of the acid production this imagery prompted.
Interesting nonetheless, though I think it'd take some seriously creative marketing to make a dent with this in Tehran.
December 12th, 2008 at 04:23 am
why is this baked in the oven?
that's super healthy/sissy. It should be fried in the pan with a pound of butter.
and then served with maple syrup.
That would be a recipe worthy of Elvis.
December 12th, 2008 at 04:54 am
Oh yeah, I like it! Hmmmmm. Bacon! Can you make it EXTRA crispy??
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December 12th, 2008 at 04:59 am
If I was Cornish, I'd probably put HP sauce on one end, maple syrup on the other, encase it in pastry, and eat it down a tin mine.
December 12th, 2008 at 05:12 am
Jack Beaner wrote:
> Bacon! Can you make it EXTRA crispy??
Its a MEAT for gods sake, why do people insist on ruining it like that?? BACON SHOULD BE SOFT. Only in America it seems...
Give me my bacon nice and soft, please -- and woven and filled with cheese and rolled up, sounds great to me!!
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