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If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I’d Like It To Be Because Of This

 
 
We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit.  But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don’t know if I can eat this."  Although, I quickly followed that statement with "I’d like to try and see if I can eat this."  To which my asshole quickly followed that statement with "I’m telling you right now, we won’t be able to laugh about this later."
 
Please enjoy these 7 steps to bliss.
 
 

 
 
I feel like the person who looked at a weave of bacon and said "you know, this could be covered in cheese," probably felt similar to how Dr. Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a vaccine for Polio.  Although, one probably got laid that night, whereas the other was alone.  I’ll let you decide which.
 
 
Look at this.  You can eat it, you can hold it in your hand, it’s elegant, it can be an entree, it can be an appetizer.  This is really a 5 tool bacon.  It’s the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon.
 
 
 Found via the bacon geniuses as foodproof.
 
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357 Responses to "If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I’d Like It To Be Because Of This"

  1. Anonymous says:

    I just came.

  2. Dylan Adams says:

    I was stunned at step one, and thought that was the whole story, boy, was I wrong.

  3. Anonymous says:

    @Sean
    Baked bacon tastes way better then fried.
    If your still frying your bacon you are missing out.

  4. jay says:

    that sums up the american diet

  5. RazorSheldon says:

    Step 4.5 is adding hashbrowns and sausage bits… mmmm bacon log

  6. GrandPooBarPhatCock says:

    trust americans to think up something like that, fat asses!

  7. inkngrease says:

    i swear to all of you right now that i am going to make this! if I die it will be a glorious end.

  8. Anonymous says:

    how long did you leave the bacon in the oven at 400?… also, did you wrap the cheese and let it melt? or throw it back in the oven?

  9. Anonymous says:

    Needs Gravy

  10. That looks so awesome. I just might have enough money to by bacon after I pay my bills.

  11. Andy Mass says:

    I’d personally make sweet passion love to that thing and then eat it after I did. that thing is sexy

  12. Aaron Davies says:

    An inside-out chupaqueso con tocino! Brillian!

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    An inside-out chupaqueso con tocino! Brillian!

  14. Texan Tonight says:

    I’d slice it and put it on a bun, maybe fill it with sausage and fries,
    Wow, I think we have a whole new food group.
    Perhaps it’s time to go into the “carney” business at the state fair.
    Could this be carmelized while rolled?
    Dipped in powdered sugar?

    The mind boggles!

  15. Anonymous says:

    I’m gonna hurl….then die…but what a way to go.

  16. Anonymous says:

    OH MY GOD.

    That is just short of a Paedus.

  17. Ohh my God!!!!
    I now know how i am going to die, id take that dip it in batter and deep fry it.
    Or wrap it in a flower tortilla, deep fry it, and then put it in a pan and put on some sauce and more cheese and then bake it.
    I am going to die, i know it. But i will die happy and cheesy.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I object!

    We usually put a little beef in there too. And occasionally wrap it all in a bun.

  19. marblecheshire says:

    At first I was like “whoa this looks disgusting”…but like the rest of you, I was intrigued. Then, as the page slowly scrolled down, I saw it rolled up and the cheese goodness inside. Now, a once skeptic of why anyone would possibly make or eat this, is a little hungry.

    Plus, it certainly helps that the commentary is pretty deliciously evil in itself. I especially like some of the comments, mainly the one retorting to the “fat ass Americans”. Ha. We certainly are, and that is why men all over the world tend to covet our women more. Exceptions are of course Brazil, France, and anything blonde, blue eyed, and with big bouncy big-uns.

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  20. Anonymous says:

    I’m so showing this recipe to my roommates. Perhaps we won’t die if we split it six ways… haha!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Six degrees of bacon death

  22. Anonymous says:

    You’d be lucky if inhaling the fumes didn’t clog your arteries

  23. Anonymous says:

    In a perfect representation of literal irony, this thing actually looks like a clogged artery.

  24. Anonymous says:

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  25. Anonymous says:

    I think I just found heaven
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  26. Anonymous says:

    Step 8.
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  27. Anonymous says:

    What the hell is MABLE syrup? Im guessing you mean MAPLE???

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  30. Anonymous says:

    I’m sick and tired of this meme, meme.
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    your username makes me lol with pain.

  32. Jack says:

    … but with a smile on your face!

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    Yeah! Brown Sugar and Bacon Grease Gravy!

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    We took that and wrapped it in puff pastry dough and put it back in the oven until golden brown. Makes it easier to hold. MMMMMM….

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  45. Jonas Linh says:

    It’s so delicious! I love to eat it now. I have tasted Vietnamese food , it’s the same yours.

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    Delicious fotografia ślubna Bielsko Must by fantastic bacon.

  48. Anonymous says:

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  51. Jimmy says:

    I would eat this with no hesitation, I love the concept actually ! I might even have such a thing at my sisters baby shower ! lol

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  53. Anonanonanon in Australia says:

    Ya know…. crack some eggs on top of the bacon before putting in the oven then cheese… a wholesome breakfast on the go! XD

  54. Anonymous says:

    My error –
    After a second glance – article mentions that the creaters do not take credit for the concept.

  55. Can I put it on bread as a big sub with tomato? : P

  56. Barry Bonkers says:

    Shut up u wankers
    less talk more BACON !

  57. HighConScore says:

    That looks so delicious… Hah to all you loser health nuts who have to worry about bowel problems
    I could eat this and be perfectly fine… althought the toilet might die of clogging but i wouldnt XP
    theres not enough there and it needs to be covered in eggs… I think that would be enough calories to last me through a meal… maybe two
    I’d need some water and some fruit
    just a lil…
    Maybe an orange after….
    No Veggies though!

  58. sir francis bacon says:

    who CARES if you can poop it out! the longer it stays in, the better it tastes.

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  61. Crizz says:

    Can you even poop that out?

  62. Anonymous says:

    The New York Times gave the inventive credit to people who published a recipe two days before Christmas –
    An example of another reporter not doing their homework:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=4&8dpc

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  64. HighConScore says:

    OMG How could i forget?
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  65. Janus says:

    Is there anywhere on the web that has a printable recipe for this?

  66. Madmas says:

    Top with low-fat sour cream, shredded cheese, and sprinkled with bacon bits.

  67. Anonymous says:

    I would LOVE to see a picture of the person who made this.

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  84. PhobiaMan says:

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  95. Anonymous says:

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  96. Anonymous says:

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  97. Anonymous says:

    the only thing missing is bacon dipped in chocolate for desert.

  98. Mumu says:

    D i s g u t i n g ! So much fat ! How can you dare call that sushi …
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  100. Reilly says:

    I like to add spicy chorizo and jalapenos! Recommended beverage to wash it all down is a tall glass of cold PBR, makes me hungry just thinking about it. All the calories you need for about a month…or two!

  101. Anonymous says:

    This is weak! It must be battered then deep fried!

  102. KollBrian says:

    Ok, this is potentially gross, but I agree it could be way worse. The comment about deep frying is totally true, there are many ways to make this way worse.

    Cant wait to see if anyone posts alternative recipe’s.

  103. KollBrian says:

    Ok, this is potentially gross, but I agree it could be way worse. The comment about deep frying is totally true, there are many ways to make this way worse.

    Cant wait to see if anyone posts alternative recipe’s.

  104. Mary says:

    What? No mayonaise?

  105. Emee says:

    *dives head under pillow in fear*

  106. BGN says:

    I made two of these this weeekend. Plus it up by adding a sour cream and jalapeno filling!

    Chase it down with an Advil and two eight Tums.

  107. Sid says:

    I think I now know what my husband and brother are getting for Christmas.

    Although, in our family, it must be put on a stick!!!

  108. Horus says:

    This needs to be breaded afterward and then deep fried.

  109. Anonymous says:

    Oh come on, I can’t believe it took this long for somebody to figure out, ya’ll are amateurs, what youneed to do is after the cheese is melting, put the dutch oven over a medium heat, bring the fat up to a near boil, add milk and flour and make a gravy to pour over the top!!

  110. Diffio says:

    Stop, stop eating. Don’t you know that this is not kosher? :)

  111. Kendi says:

    Add french fries after the cheese, continue the steps and then heat up a nice chili dipping sauce.

    This just went gourmet.

  112. Anonymous says:

    what scares me about this more than anything… is the amount of people posting comments here, like the SuperBowlFatty above^^, that are actually EXCITED to TRY THIS!! WTF??

    yaay fat/unhealthy burdens on our healthcare system! thanks for wasting my tax money with your FATNESS-related diseases! :p

  113. Syd Batt says:

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  116. Scott says:

    This truly will go down in history as a generation to generation family recipe!!

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    Interesting that the people bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous…they must know they’re being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs…’cos we all know they’re baby boomer Republicans! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too…maybe some crushed potato chips….

  118. jimbo says:

    Here in Scotland, where the deep fried mars bar was invented, we would call that health food.

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  121. Anonymous says:

    Looking at the cross-section of the thing, that’s what your arteries are going to look like after a few of these. Red outside, clogged with gunk on the inside. :P

  122. Waky says:

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    Bacon…. Cheese…. And this calorie counting fuckwit bakes it?

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  167. David Fekke says:

    Before I saw the pictures, I thought this was a Kevin Bacon related death.

  168. Anonymous says:

    good lord. did anyone else get heartburn just looking at this?
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    Interesting nonetheless, though I think it’d take some seriously creative marketing to make a dent with this in Tehran.

  169. Anonymous says:

    why is this baked in the oven?

    that’s super healthy/sissy. It should be fried in the pan with a pound of butter.

    and then served with maple syrup.

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  173. lefty.crupps says:

    Jack Beaner wrote:
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  174. Anonymous says:

    Hm, is that it? Why don’t you fill it with chunks of fried ham, pepperoni, chorizo sausage and other cheeses?

    It also makes more sense to dredge it in beer battered flour and then deep fry the thing after it’s all baked.

    NOW you have a decent entree to serve to your guests before you kill them.

  175. Robby says:

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  176. liaminNYC says:

    Think all it needs is some scrambled eggs inside with the cheese. Balance it out a bit.

  177. liaminNYC says:

    Think all it needs is some scrambled eggs along with the cheese to balance it out a bit. Perfect for a fast food place.. wouldn’t need a plate to eat your breakfast.. could call it the Bacon Breakfast Wrap ;-)

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    The best part is 0 carbs.

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    I am hungry, it looks so tasty

  183. Anonymous says:

    needs dipping sauce

  184. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, how did you guys get this? My friend here at work actually made this, and it was posted on his facebook a LONG time ago.

  185. PEARimusprime says:

    i think i just had a bacongasm. i will agree though it does need a dipping sauce

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  194. Edwordrules says:

    Why roll it?
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    after eating this there will be a rumble in the brox in your body. you will proceed to get kicked from the inside by jackie chan.

  196. emma p says:

    this is my favorite dish. mmmm grizzle and cheese

  197. Maggie says:

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  198. Anonymous says:

    I think I’d go Italian on it and add pepperoni, salami and provolone.

  199. Cosmic says:

    This has been done before… looks almost identical.

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  200. ntopics says:

    What a great way to prepare a fun dish of
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  201. Dave says:

    Lay it in a Cheddar Tortilla fill with eggs, roll up bake @ 325F with Salsa verde and serve with Tequila Poppers

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    How can you eat this shit!

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    That last picture is a cross-section of your dissected arteries.

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    I think I need to go take my cholesterol medication for looking at it..

  206. Anonymous says:

    how did you turn that over? was it glued somehow together? or did it glued together while frying?

  207. slayer says:

    i love bacon

  208. eljacko says:

    I think this pales in comparison to my recipe:

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    I WILL NEVER TIRE OF DELICIOUS BACON.

  213. WOW says:

    Holy sweet JEBUS does that look good.

  214. Anonymous says:

    that is one of the most beautiful things ive ever seen lol

    but seriously how can that not kill you after the first bite

  215. Anonymous says:

    Need to stuff some jalapenos in with the cheese. Mmmmmm…..

  216. Anonymous says:

    ahh !!! my heart hurts !!!

  217. Sebastian says:

    I’d shit on that.

  218. Anonymous says:

    This is Atkins friendly though!

    Maybe this is what finally got him?

  219. bacunz says:

    You should probably dip it in batter and then deep fry it for good measure

  220. Fine Whine says:

    Oh, my tract!!

  221. Trench says:

    The title of this should be: ‘merican sushi.

    Really.

  222. Eve says:

    How can this not be good? I just recently saw on utube, where they dip bacon in batter and deep fry it. That could be overkill. Although there is nothing like a little brown sugar, sprinkled on bacon and baked in the oven until nice and crisp. I luve you bacon. So much bacon, so little time.

  223. Anonymous says:

    for a fancy approach, stuff it with seared foie gras

  224. Crime X Punishment says:

    ITs…SO…BEAUTIFUL

  225. Bacon Slut says:

    OH-MY-FRIGGEN-GOD!!! What an awesome idea! It’s perfect, just as it is.

  226. cuocthiseo says:

    it’s so yummy, thank you :)

  227. That’s the coolest thing I have ever seen! What a fabulous idea for presentation. What a yummer of a Superbowl Party that is going to make! I’m thinking a cream-cheese infused with chopped jalapeno, and shredded cheddar might be a good filling, too.

    You have opened discussion for some extremely creative variations! Thanks so much for sharing that with us.

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  229. @ Trench
    Agreed. Why doesn’t someone do that? An American Sushi restaurant. It would be amazing. A bacon egg and cheese roll, a cheeseburger roll, a philly cheese steak roll. Mmmm… I think I’m going to go start an artery clogging restaurant now.

  230. Anonymous says:

    I think I just had a heart attack.

  231. Anonymous figure says:

    Damn you Xaron

  232. Anonymous says:

    You should credit the people you got the photos from….
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  233. Anonymous says:

    As much as the American College of Cardiac Surgeons thanks the progenitor of this post so do I – this is so beautiful I could cry…if I wasn’t busy weaving bacon…

  234. Dave says:

    OK, I actually made this. It’s pretty damn good but kinda boring after a few bites which is all you really need, believe me! I liked the woven bacon concept tho so I made my own creation.

    I filled the bottom of a pie pan with biscuit dough, cooked that ’till almost done, then spooned in scrambled eggs with German fried potatoes with rosemary and onions and cheese, then topped it with a partially cooked (and drained!) bacon weave. Back into the oven until the bacon was done and the cheese melted. Let it cool a few minutes then slice and top with salsa.

    Now that’s a winner.

  235. Franco says:

    Oh my god. I just jizzed in my pants. I have to make one.

  236. Anonymous says:

    On behalf of cardiologists everywhere, I just want to thank all who have eaten this for keeping me employed .

  237. Jimi James says:

    Eww….too much cheese. I’d stuff it with more bacon.

  238. Anonymous says:

    I want some….

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    gimme srsly!

  240. Kevin says:

    Thank you for this, you have shown me that god really does exist. One thing is for sure I never thought he would take the form of a gooey cheese-covered bacon lattus. Also whomever decided to name that burger at Wendy’s the “Baconator” was clearly a fool, this is the true Baconator!

  241. Anonymous says:

    And that last photo… that is EXACTLY what your intestine is going to look like ….

  242. bacon > you says:

    I just made this. incredible. I used a thicker cut of bacon it made the weave perfect. It did take a bit longer in the oven, but 100% worth it. My advice don’t question this. JUST MAKE IT!!

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  250. Daniel says:

    Yeah, sounds to me like you just got sick cause of what it IS in the first place.

  251. Sgt. Stedenko says:

    You dont get sick from “cured” pork….Morons

  252. Antoine says:

    I just gained 10 pounds just by looking at it!!!

  253. Jason says:

    Awesome idea, did you get it from this guy?

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    He performed this feat back in Feb, I do applaud both of you though.

  254. Rob in NoVA says:

    Streaky bacon filled with haggis and black pudding, with sliced hardboiled eggs…deep fried.

  255. Anonymous says:

    Please be careful with the cooking!!! I got really sick from my brother not fully cooking it.. Eh… Crispy is the safest!

  256. Anonymous says:

    shut the fuck up, people don’t get sick from undercooked pork anymore

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    We usually put a little beef in there too. And occasionally wrap it all in a bun. tower defense

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