If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This

December 11th, 2008 | 03:47 pm

We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit. But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don't know if I can eat this." Although, I quickly followed that statement with "I'd like to try and see if I can eat this." To which my asshole quickly followed that statement with "I'm telling you right now, we won't be able to laugh about this later."

Please enjoy these 7 steps to bliss.

I feel like the person who looked at a weave of bacon and said "you know, this could be covered in cheese," probably felt similar to how Dr. Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a vaccine for Polio. Although, one probably got laid that night, whereas the other was alone. I'll let you decide which.

Look at this. You can eat it, you can hold it in your hand, it's elegant, it can be an entree, it can be an appetizer. This is really a 5 tool bacon. It's the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon.

Found via the bacon geniuses as foodproof.

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Comments

295 Responses to "If I Die A Bacon-Related Death, I'd Like It To Be Because Of This"

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 05:54 am

Hm, is that it? Why don't you fill it with chunks of fried ham, pepperoni, chorizo sausage and other cheeses?

It also makes more sense to dredge it in beer battered flour and then deep fry the thing after it's all baked.

NOW you have a decent entree to serve to your guests before you kill them.

Robby Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:08 am

after i eat this i'll wat to eat again,
cheese lovers !

liaminNYC Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:23 am

Think all it needs is some scrambled eggs inside with the cheese. Balance it out a bit.

liaminNYC Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:20 am

Think all it needs is some scrambled eggs along with the cheese to balance it out a bit. Perfect for a fast food place.. wouldn't need a plate to eat your breakfast.. could call it the Bacon Breakfast Wrap ;-)

Greg Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:30 am

The best part is 0 carbs.

If you were low carbing you can eat 3 of these a day.

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:25 am

There is a god, and he is represented by this dish right here.

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:32 am

What is the source for this stolen content?

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:39 am

Atkins Diet ftw!

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 06:58 am

I am hungry, it looks so tasty

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:17 am

needs dipping sauce

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:20 am

Yeah, how did you guys get this? My friend here at work actually made this, and it was posted on his facebook a LONG time ago.

PEARimusprime Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:25 am

i think i just had a bacongasm. i will agree though it does need a dipping sauce

*sniff, sniff*

is that maple syrup i smell

lol

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:32 am

This needs to go into the church of bacon wiki.

briPod Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:31 am

@PEARimusprime "needs dipping sauce"

Fear Not.
Prayers answered

i give you ...

http://www.baconnaise.com/

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 07:45 am

wow! cheesy bacon!!!!

http://testingthetesters.blogspot.com/

B Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 08:18 am

Did this spawn from the worlds best dream ever??!! wow!

Andrew Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 08:21 am

Just be careful where you get the bacon. Not all bacon is safe to make this awesome bacon happiness with:

http://blog.izea.com/2007/08/can-o-bacon.html

FreeBrain Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 08:33 am

My mouth is watering at a very fast rate, just by looking at it...

HELPPPP!!!! call 9 1 1

I am drowning....

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:00 am

You'll take a Barry Bonds shit if you eat this.

Seriously, Barry Bonds will come out your asshole, bats a-swingin'. I've seen it happen.

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:09 am

my colon doesn not thank you...

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:11 am

this is how i got my arm baseballs

Edwordrules Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:25 am

Why roll it?
Why not make 2 of them and... DARE I SAY IT.... make a sanwich...or better yet, a Bacadilla!!!
Im gonna make one for breakfast tomorrow!!!

chan Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:55 am

after eating this there will be a rumble in the brox in your body. you will proceed to get kicked from the inside by jackie chan.

emma p Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 09:52 am

this is my favorite dish. mmmm grizzle and cheese

Maggie Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 10:02 am

BACONN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loveeee

Anonymous Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 10:21 am

I think I'd go Italian on it and add pepperoni, salami and provolone.

Cosmic Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 10:30 am

This has been done before... looks almost identical.

http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3681182

ntopics Says:
December 12th, 2008 at 10:33 am