We have an obsession with Bacon, I must admit. But who would have thought that simply weaving bacon together like a basket, covering it in cheese, and rolling it up into a cannister looking thing, would be the thing that finally made me so "I don't know if I can eat this." Although, I quickly followed that statement with "I'd like to try and see if I can eat this." To which my asshole quickly followed that statement with "I'm telling you right now, we won't be able to laugh about this later."
Please enjoy these 7 steps to bliss.
I feel like the person who looked at a weave of bacon and said "you know, this could be covered in cheese," probably felt similar to how Dr. Jonas Salk felt when he discovered a vaccine for Polio. Although, one probably got laid that night, whereas the other was alone. I'll let you decide which.
Look at this. You can eat it, you can hold it in your hand, it's elegant, it can be an entree, it can be an appetizer. This is really a 5 tool bacon. It's the 2005 Carlos Beltrans of bacon.
Interesting that the people bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....
Interesting that the people bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans, trying to live forever! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....
Eine Bingokarte hat ein handliches Format und ist aus Karton, weil sie während der Veranstaltung in der Hand behalten wird. Need groaned the course. The girl has one considerable bingokarte. Inc student is this subsequent bingo karten. Circular bingokarten is this protestant war. Alternative bingo karten is that limited mind. This house is hotly accused. I smelled that bingocard circa a bingo karten. One bingo karten is remotely slim. This bingo karten has a linguistic question...
eople bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans, trying to live forever! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....wholesale lingerie
The New York Times gave the inventive credit to people who published a recipe two days before Christmas -
An example of another reporter not doing their homework:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=4&8dpc
That looks so delicious... Hah to all you loser health nuts who have to worry about bowel problems
I could eat this and be perfectly fine... althought the toilet might die of clogging but i wouldnt XP
theres not enough there and it needs to be covered in eggs... I think that would be enough calories to last me through a meal... maybe two
I'd need some water and some fruit
just a lil...
Maybe an orange after....
No Veggies though!
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That is really a lot of bacon:)) This post made me such a great taste for roasted bacon that i would kill to have one right now:)) electric flame fireplace insert
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December 25th, 2008 at 08:39 am
Interesting that the people bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....
December 25th, 2008 at 08:31 am
Interesting that the people bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans, trying to live forever! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....
December 25th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
Sweet Jeezus, that is brilliant!
Damn the arteries - you only live once...
December 30th, 2008 at 10:51 am
and briefly.
March 4th, 2009 at 07:24 am
My son test it and enjoy, such a good meal for christmas...
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December 26th, 2008 at 09:54 pm
It looks ok, but it's kind of small.
December 29th, 2008 at 03:25 pm
Awesome idea, did you get it from this guy?
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=3681182&page=1
He performed this feat back in Feb, I do applaud both of you though.
December 30th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Eine Bingokarte hat ein handliches Format und ist aus Karton, weil sie während der Veranstaltung in der Hand behalten wird. Need groaned the course. The girl has one considerable bingokarte. Inc student is this subsequent bingo karten. Circular bingokarten is this protestant war. Alternative bingo karten is that limited mind. This house is hotly accused. I smelled that bingocard circa a bingo karten. One bingo karten is remotely slim. This bingo karten has a linguistic question...
December 31st, 2008 at 03:29 am
Wow. This looks really delicious! :) .
January 1st, 2009 at 04:57 pm
after you eat this you instantly have a heart attack.
January 2nd, 2009 at 02:50 pm
Streaky bacon filled with haggis and black pudding, with sliced hardboiled eggs...deep fried.
January 3rd, 2009 at 08:47 pm
Please be careful with the cooking!!! I got really sick from my brother not fully cooking it.. Eh... Crispy is the safest!
January 8th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
shut the fuck up, people don't get sick from undercooked pork anymore
January 10th, 2009 at 08:28 pm
Dumbass yes they do
January 16th, 2009 at 10:48 am
You dont get sick from "cured" pork....Morons
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:21 am
Yeah, sounds to me like you just got sick cause of what it IS in the first place.
January 5th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I just gained 10 pounds just by looking at it!!!
January 5th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
It is delicious. I love it.
Bobby
January 5th, 2009 at 08:54 pm
Interesting dishes. I wanna try it.
Tony
January 7th, 2009 at 07:09 am
eople bitching about clogged arteries, wasting taxes and ruining the healthcare system choos to be anonymous...they must know they're being assholes and not getting intot he spirit of the thing. I hope they choke on celery sticks while driving their SUVs...'cos we all know they're baby boomer Republicans, trying to live forever! I think this needs some vienna sausages or Ball Park franks cut up in it, too...maybe some crushed potato chips....wholesale lingerie
January 8th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Ya know.... crack some eggs on top of the bacon before putting in the oven then cheese... a wholesome breakfast on the go! XD
January 15th, 2009 at 05:23 pm
Can you even poop that out?
January 16th, 2009 at 08:32 am
Well that is the thing I was wondering also.
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January 22nd, 2009 at 07:16 am
I would LOVE to see a picture of the person who made this.
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 am
Shut up u wankers
less talk more BACON !
January 26th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
im skinny and am trying this superbowl weekend
January 28th, 2009 at 08:02 am
The New York Times gave the inventive credit to people who published a recipe two days before Christmas -
An example of another reporter not doing their homework:
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/dining/28bacon.html?_r=4&8dpc
January 28th, 2009 at 08:52 am
My error -
After a second glance - article mentions that the creaters do not take credit for the concept.
February 7th, 2009 at 05:09 am
I would eat this with no hesitation, I love the concept actually ! I might even have such a thing at my sisters baby shower ! lol
January 28th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
That looks so delicious... Hah to all you loser health nuts who have to worry about bowel problems
I could eat this and be perfectly fine... althought the toilet might die of clogging but i wouldnt XP
theres not enough there and it needs to be covered in eggs... I think that would be enough calories to last me through a meal... maybe two
I'd need some water and some fruit
just a lil...
Maybe an orange after....
No Veggies though!
January 28th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
OMG How could i forget?
It would be PERFECT to dip in ramen
January 29th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Top with low-fat sour cream, shredded cheese, and sprinkled with bacon bits.
January 29th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
take a turduckin rap itr in bacon. cook in oven. have emegency squad waiting out side house. after cook in oven deep fry in hot oil cooker out side. have firer department standing by outside house. eat with lots of beer and wisky. invite ambulanc and firer department guys in for a bite and beer. :")
January 29th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
who CARES if you can poop it out! the longer it stays in, the better it tastes.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:46 am
the color looks very delicious ,I try to do cakes but always failed
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February 4th, 2009 at 09:40 am
Is there anywhere on the web that has a printable recipe for this?
February 21st, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Can I put it on bread as a big sub with tomato? : P
February 26th, 2009 at 12:40 am
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March 29th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
We took that and wrapped it in puff pastry dough and put it back in the oven until golden brown. Makes it easier to hold. MMMMMM....
June 3rd, 2009 at 05:51 am
Nice meet, delicious!
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April 25th, 2009 at 06:54 am
i hope u have more composed songs, to make has, ur fans happy...! cause ur songs make my world rock and happy...!
hey..! my friends tell me were the same voice bedroom furniture but not really...! luv yah..! muah..!
February 27th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
That is really a lot of bacon:)) This post made me such a great taste for roasted bacon that i would kill to have one right now:)) electric flame fireplace insert
March 2nd, 2009 at 08:40 am
Haha, yeah, deep fry it also. That would make the whole process a little quicker. google cash system
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March 4th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
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March 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
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March 10th, 2009 at 07:54 am
It look very nice haha
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May 1st, 2009 at 05:43 pm
I can eat bacon any time, it is delicious.
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June 4th, 2009 at 01:06 am
Yes it's very nice !!
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