A while back, we created our own Internet Commenter Magazine. We've been talking a lot about internet commenters again, and we felt like it was time for a second edition of Internet Commenter Magazine, as a shout out to our loyal and always entertaining HT commenters.
Hahahaha, before I read all the subtitles on the front page I wondered "damn this is like exactly the kind of magazine that that philosopher guy would be featured in" I love you holy taco, you read my mind haha
(a) - swallow their tongue
(b) - decide to troll their own website
(c) - disable Captcha & enforce fixed usernames, in turn losing 90% of freestyle comments
(d) - Fuck their mothers without a condom and see what breeds.
Dear Philosopher,
im writing you becuz i realise dat u r a retard, though this is unfortunate i am here to help. I am extremely sry to inform you dat being Acknowledged by HT for gettin PWND everyday is as much of an honour as recieving a jail sentence, yea u think it makes u look cool but in reality ur just getting fucked but do not wry becuz nobody cares when retards do stupid shit. i guess i can understand the misunderstanding cuz if i spent my day arguing on a humour site id probably be retarded too. i guess in essence what i'm trying to say is only a total dumbshit douche would feel good dat a group of guys who put stupid shit on the internet decided to mention him in one of their humour pieces. glad i could help u clear dat up.
p.s. i still hate u so go fuck urself u stupid shitfuck
yeah but deffinately no space. anywho um i find it peculiar that you are calling someone retarded wile also using letters instead of complete words, putting z's on the end of words instead of s's and , and miss-spelling honor. so if anyone is the dumbshit douche its you. so go take a midol and jerk off on your mom okay.
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July 29th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
First? Fag? Fake? FUCK!
Pretty good...
July 29th, 2009 at 03:30 pm
kinda weak.
July 29th, 2009 at 03:38 pm
well what do you know, my war is being remembered in a way, after all. to think that they mentioned me in one of their posts... its eerie
July 29th, 2009 at 04:28 pm
want a fucking gold star for that? Now STFU and sit on my lap..
July 29th, 2009 at 04:55 pm
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
July 29th, 2009 at 06:23 pm
your shit aint shit, philosophers. we had a much better time with the pauls.
July 30th, 2009 at 12:44 am
If leaving shit stains everywhere you go is a way of being remembered, yes you remain eternal.
July 30th, 2009 at 05:58 am
Is the cake here yet?
July 30th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
I can't get enough of this cock in my mouth
July 29th, 2009 at 03:42 pm
Hahahaha, before I read all the subtitles on the front page I wondered "damn this is like exactly the kind of magazine that that philosopher guy would be featured in" I love you holy taco, you read my mind haha
July 29th, 2009 at 06:25 pm
Yeah, if you turn to that story, it says "KILL YOUR WHINY LITTLE BITCH-ASS SELF" in big bold letters.
July 29th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
ohhh biting the hand that feeds...I respect that. Good job taco.
July 29th, 2009 at 04:40 pm
Meta? In my Taco?
July 29th, 2009 at 04:47 pm
I'm the real.
You know I'm the real.
July 29th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
.....The real fag?....Cus we already knew that.
I am the real Philosofag.
July 29th, 2009 at 06:24 pm
Haha, very clever. You added the word fag to my name.
Do you rite youre own material?
July 29th, 2009 at 06:49 pm
Is that boy wearing lipstick?
July 29th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
I am jerking my mom off right now
July 30th, 2009 at 12:59 am
Someone has Stolen our website, hacked our server and posted this. Sorry Guys.
We would never post something with an agenda disguised as comical.
- The HT crew that really thinks you should FAP over your mum
July 30th, 2009 at 01:50 am
Holy Taco can either -
(a) - swallow their tongue
(b) - decide to troll their own website
(c) - disable Captcha & enforce fixed usernames, in turn losing 90% of freestyle comments
(d) - Fuck their mothers without a condom and see what breeds.
It's a tough one
July 30th, 2009 at 02:26 am
Internet commenters suck!
July 30th, 2009 at 02:15 pm
damn right
July 30th, 2009 at 05:13 am
......WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!
July 30th, 2009 at 06:35 am
We come from the Internets
July 30th, 2009 at 06:44 am
Dear Philosopher,
im writing you becuz i realise dat u r a retard, though this is unfortunate i am here to help. I am extremely sry to inform you dat being Acknowledged by HT for gettin PWND everyday is as much of an honour as recieving a jail sentence, yea u think it makes u look cool but in reality ur just getting fucked but do not wry becuz nobody cares when retards do stupid shit. i guess i can understand the misunderstanding cuz if i spent my day arguing on a humour site id probably be retarded too. i guess in essence what i'm trying to say is only a total dumbshit douche would feel good dat a group of guys who put stupid shit on the internet decided to mention him in one of their humour pieces. glad i could help u clear dat up.
p.s. i still hate u so go fuck urself u stupid shitfuck
July 30th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Watch your grammar... I believe "shit-fuck" is hyphenated.
July 30th, 2009 at 04:04 pm
Not necessarily. "Shitfuck" is an acceptable variant.
August 3rd, 2009 at 01:17 pm
yeah but deffinately no space. anywho um i find it peculiar that you are calling someone retarded wile also using letters instead of complete words, putting z's on the end of words instead of s's and , and miss-spelling honor. so if anyone is the dumbshit douche its you. so go take a midol and jerk off on your mom okay.
July 30th, 2009 at 07:42 am
lick my dry hairy vagina philosopher.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:32 am
That kid already has a pimple. fuckin fag.
July 30th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
haha, i thought this was brilliant
August 2nd, 2009 at 06:14 am
Nice to see we have a lesbian with us.
October 2nd, 2009 at 02:02 pm
she's probably gay
November 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
lol, you fucking idiots seriously need a life, always talking about philosopher
and by the way, JEWS RULE
November 18th, 2009 at 04:33 am
Lesbians are gay.
November 18th, 2009 at 10:53 am
dad... why is your mom also my mom
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