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yeah but deffinately no space. anywho um i find it peculiar that you are calling someone retarded wile also using letters instead of complete words, putting z’s on the end of words instead of s’s and , and miss-spelling honor. so if anyone is the dumbshit douche its you. so go take a midol and jerk off on your mom okay.
Nice to see we have a lesbian with us.
haha, i thought this was brilliant
Not necessarily. “Shitfuck” is an acceptable variant.
damn right
That kid already has a pimple. fuckin fag.
We come from the Internets
Dear Philosopher,
im writing you becuz i realise dat u r a retard, though this is unfortunate i am here to help. I am extremely sry to inform you dat being Acknowledged by HT for gettin PWND everyday is as much of an honour as recieving a jail sentence, yea u think it makes u look cool but in reality ur just getting fucked but do not wry becuz nobody cares when retards do stupid shit. i guess i can understand the misunderstanding cuz if i spent my day arguing on a humour site id probably be retarded too. i guess in essence what i’m trying to say is only a total dumbshit douche would feel good dat a group of guys who put stupid shit on the internet decided to mention him in one of their humour pieces. glad i could help u clear dat up.
p.s. i still hate u so go fuck urself u stupid shitfuck
lick my dry hairy vagina philosopher.
Holy Taco can either -
(a) – swallow their tongue
(b) – decide to troll their own website
(c) – disable Captcha & enforce fixed usernames, in turn losing 90% of freestyle comments
(d) – Fuck their mothers without a condom and see what breeds.
It’s a tough one
Someone has Stolen our website, hacked our server and posted this. Sorry Guys.
We would never post something with an agenda disguised as comical.
- The HT crew that really thinks you should FAP over your mum
Watch your grammar… I believe “shit-fuck” is hyphenated.
……WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!
Internet commenters suck!
she’s probably gay
lol, you fucking idiots seriously need a life, always talking about philosopher
and by the way, JEWS RULE
Lesbians are gay.
dad… why is your mom also my mom
Is the cake here yet?
your shit aint shit, philosophers. we had a much better time with the pauls.
I can’t get enough of this cock in my mouth
If leaving shit stains everywhere you go is a way of being remembered, yes you remain eternal.
HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
want a fucking gold star for that? Now STFU and sit on my lap..
well what do you know, my war is being remembered in a way, after all. to think that they mentioned me in one of their posts… its eerie
Is that boy wearing lipstick?
Haha, very clever. You added the word fag to my name.
Do you rite youre own material?
…..The real fag?….Cus we already knew that.
I am the real Philosofag.
I’m the real.
You know I’m the real.
Yeah, if you turn to that story, it says “KILL YOUR WHINY LITTLE BITCH-ASS SELF” in big bold letters.
Hahahaha, before I read all the subtitles on the front page I wondered “damn this is like exactly the kind of magazine that that philosopher guy would be featured in” I love you holy taco, you read my mind haha
I am jerking my mom off right now
kinda weak.
Meta? In my Taco?
First? Fag? Fake? FUCK!
Pretty good…
ohhh biting the hand that feeds…I respect that. Good job taco.