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If Microsoft Code Were Real

15 Responses to "If Microsoft Code Were Real"

  1. 01001100 01001111 01001100!

  2. vageen says:

    ah you deuche…. haha

  3. Scott says:

    I’m pretty sure that’s C… or a variation of it…

  4. Anonymous says:

    They seem to be mixing C and Java.

  5. Anonymous says:

    That’s bad java, who wrote that shit?

  6. dan in real life says:

    i did not get this at all. this and that guest column is a good way to get no one to read this site

  7. Kevin says:

    The code is C#, and the joke is for .NET developers, who by and large don’t gain anything by upgrading to Vista.

  8. Jacob says:

    lmao thats not JAVA.

  9. Anonymous says:

    “That’s bad java, who wrote that shit?”

    Nobody ever gets my jokes …

  10. Brad says:

    Good use of binary there, Richard Tucker ;) 010001100111010101101110011011100111100100100001

  11. Anonymous says:

    I loved it

  12. Anonymous says:

    LOL!!!!! This is classic!!

  13. Pratik says:

    I guess the guys at XKCD would like this.


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