When U.S. currency was created a long time ago, the designs for American bills featured the biggest celebrities of the time. Back then, these celebrities were presidents, war heroes, and any one else who was featured prominently in the newspapers. But times have changed, and so has the definition of "celebrity". With that in mind, here's what we think our currency would look like if it were designed today:
George Nilla, he was born in 1956 to an Irish father and Spanish mother. He was born in the suburbs of Boston, and grew up in a troubled environment. However, at an early age, he discovered his curiosity and passion for small cookie shaped pieces of taffy, which he later turned into crackers named nilla wafers.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:12 am
meh
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:17 am
somethin in your ass?
September 2nd, 2009 at 03:07 pm
Half a peanut I found at FilthyRichmond.com
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
Haha the naked Hasselhoff fifty!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Don't forget the Morgan Freeman penny!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Wow, the Hoff does not deserve to be on currency. That's very disappointing.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
Adolf Obama is on Kenyan currency.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:52 am
On your on the wooden butt plug.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
fail
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:51 am
Who do we put on the two dollar bill?
Perez Hilton?
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Haha totally !!
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:58 am
Hoff should be on the Deutsche Mark
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:15 am
you mean on the duche mark
September 2nd, 2009 at 01:17 pm
No he meant the Douche mark
September 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Put Paris Hilton on the penny. It'll make people hate pennies even more.
September 2nd, 2009 at 02:09 pm
not as funny as I thought it would be
September 2nd, 2009 at 03:50 pm
everyone knows you changed your name, philosopher. you still fucking suck. eat a dick and die.
September 2nd, 2009 at 06:49 pm
Who is that on the $10?
September 2nd, 2009 at 07:00 pm
George Nilla, he was born in 1956 to an Irish father and Spanish mother. He was born in the suburbs of Boston, and grew up in a troubled environment. However, at an early age, he discovered his curiosity and passion for small cookie shaped pieces of taffy, which he later turned into crackers named nilla wafers.
September 2nd, 2009 at 08:51 pm
It's Steve Jobs. Wow, Moose, that really sucked hard.
September 3rd, 2009 at 06:40 pm
Once you start a good smart-assed answer it is hard to stop.
8o) I enjoyed that one.
Thanks for the correct answer tho...
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
if someone tells a chuck norris joke its a good indicator to me we probably wont be friends
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
chuck norris doesn't take showers, just blood baths.
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
dude, can you rattle off some family guy classics?
September 2nd, 2009 at 10:37 pm
no, i don't think so.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:17 pm
What about Michael Jackson?
September 3rd, 2009 at 07:47 pm
Fuck that kid raping asshole, its about time that queer died.
September 2nd, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I thought jenna jameson would be on the dime.
September 3rd, 2009 at 05:01 am
you stuff dimes in strippers' g-strings?
September 3rd, 2009 at 10:39 am
lol, yeah, makin' it rain with dimes would probably get you thrown out
September 3rd, 2009 at 09:03 am
lame...why would hasslefag be on any denomination? I think chuck norris should be on all of them.
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