When U.S. currency was created a long time ago, the designs for American bills featured the biggest celebrities of the time. Back then, these celebrities were presidents, war heroes, and any one else who was featured prominently in the newspapers. But times have changed, and so has the definition of "celebrity". With that in mind, here’s what we think our currency would look like if it were designed today:
Who is that on the $10?
George Nilla, he was born in 1956 to an Irish father and Spanish mother. He was born in the suburbs of Boston, and grew up in a troubled environment. However, at an early age, he discovered his curiosity and passion for small cookie shaped pieces of taffy, which he later turned into crackers named nilla wafers.
It’s Steve Jobs. Wow, Moose, that really sucked hard.
if someone tells a chuck norris joke its a good indicator to me we probably wont be friends
no, i don’t think so.
chuck norris doesn’t take showers, just blood baths.
dude, can you rattle off some family guy classics?
What about Michael Jackson?
I thought jenna jameson would be on the dime.
you stuff dimes in strippers’ g-strings?
lame…why would hasslefag be on any denomination? I think chuck norris should be on all of them.
lol, yeah, makin’ it rain with dimes would probably get you thrown out
Once you start a good smart-assed answer it is hard to stop.
8o) I enjoyed that one.
Thanks for the correct answer tho…
Fuck that kid raping asshole, its about time that queer died.
Steve Jobs should go die.
meh
somethin in your ass?
Half a peanut I found at FilthyRichmond.com
Haha the naked Hasselhoff fifty!
Don’t forget the Morgan Freeman penny!
Wow, the Hoff does not deserve to be on currency. That’s very disappointing.
Adolf Obama is on Kenyan currency.
On your on the wooden butt plug.
fail
Who do we put on the two dollar bill?
Perez Hilton?
Haha totally !!
Hoff should be on the Deutsche Mark
you mean on the duche mark
No he meant the Douche mark
Put Paris Hilton on the penny. It’ll make people hate pennies even more.
not as funny as I thought it would be
everyone knows you changed your name, philosopher. you still fucking suck. eat a dick and die.