If Movie Posters Were Honest

January 13th, 2009 | 02:50 pm
We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us.  So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying.  But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

669 Responses to "If Movie Posters Were Honest"

  1. Jewel Henry Says:

    Dude, Gran Torino was great.

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  3. Anonymous Says:

    I actually saw the Life Aquatic because it was created by Wes Anderson.

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Great movie.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    put me to fucking sleep.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    yeah, not going to lie, that one went right over my head.

  7. Megabass Says:

    DEVIL POST

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Lol, this is great

  9. Ralph DeLuca Says:

    These are absolutely hilarious! I have been collecting vintage movie posters for over 15 years and never saw anything like this. Keep up the good work!!

    Ralph DeLuca
    Madison NJ
    http://www.ralphdeluca.com

  10. S Says:

    i think balls are just great!

  11. Sw0rDMaNz Says:

    IM A PONY!! funny pics though ;)

  12. Anonymous Says:

    word most of this shit is spot on man, Tansformers was a joke, just a shit load of loud noises. I saw the bill murray movie cause bill murray was in it and the indiana jones movie did sort of suck monkey balls

  13. Shit Says:

    I swear that 95% of sites I stumble are lists.. Why is that?

    You should do a list of "TOP 100 CUNTS".. You can be Number 1.

  14. picadilly Says:

    Yes everyone, trolling is quite fascinating. Let's move on.

  15. Anonymous Says:

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  16. Miss Piss Says:

    My vagina was very offended by this post

  17. One of my balls Says:

    Does anyone here like balls?

  18. bryce Says:

    I am gay!

  19. DetachablePnis Says:

    Big black double sided dildo

  20. Anonymous Says:

    chicks are for fags.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. Anonymous Says:

    I think the "nothing is happening" is pretty fucking awesome

  23. GB Says:

    I wish everyone was a fag like me

  24. Anonymous Says:

    i like a bunch of these movies but it was funny but some on the pics were kinda dumb but still its ok if ppl have their own oppion i mean come on everyone thinks different.

  25. Oppiowner Says:

    Actually It is only OK to have your own oppion if it was acquired from a licensed oppion dealer in the French Republic. In 2007, the French Ministry of Trade banned the export of oppions to the US in response to an epidemic of counterfeit oppions surfacing on the market.

  26. Mr Webster Says:

    Are you a cast member from that movie Idiocracy?

    Try some punctuation. As a matter of fact, try going to class sometime, instead of hanging out in the parking lot while your boyfriend fingers you.

  27. Suckstobeyou Says:

    There shouldn't be a comma after the word 'sometime' - WHO'S GRAMMAR IS BAD NOW!?!?! HA HA HA!

  28. Says:

    You are not smart.

  29. Anonymous Says:

    Was there a reason behind that illiterate rant?

  30. Anonymous Says:

    Didn't they steal all these from Something Awful?

  31. Anonymous Says:

    fuck you all mother fuckers

  32. Anonymous Says:

    ur all fucken idiots

  33. Anonymous Says:

    Well another good photoshopper making fun of some genuinly good movies. Some were funny, but others made fun of good movies.

  34. Anonymous Says:

    Which of these pieces of shit were good? Clint Eastwood's movie was a lifetime channel drama disguised by the previews as an action film, and that's the only thing that seemed even remotely good. I liked Wall-E, too.

  35. Anonymous Says:

    Correction I also liked Tropic Thunder and that movie with Bill Murray which I can't remember the names of. The fake titles for those movies weren't even funny, either.

  36. Anonymous Says:

    I actually liked Gran Torino quite a bit, even though the shoop was absolutely dead on.

  37. Anonymous Says:

    yea their photoshoped thanks captain fukn obvious
    I thought they were the real movie posters...
    DUH...

  38. Anonymous Says:

    I liked the posters. The comments are awful.

  39. Anonymous Says:

    I have some questions, but I am afraid to ask.

  40. Anonymous Says:

    Obviously photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

  41. Platonymous Says:

    Well of course you can tell by the pixels, the high order bit is always phase shifted with Photoshop. But it's pretty lame of this Anonymous to keep answering his own posts.

  42. Lee Says:

    Give Captain Obvious the key to Sarcasm City.
    Dummy no one can really tell its sarcasm through a font unless you indicate that it is. Idiot.

  43. Suckstobeyou Says:

    Through a font? Surely you mean 'through text' or 'through writing'. A font is a complete character set of a single size and style of a particular typeface. You could never tell sarcasm through it. It doesn't have an emotional or tonal capacity.

  44. Anonymous Says:

    REALLY? dumb fuc

  45. Anonymous Says:

    no he's totally right. pixels, etc.

  46. Anonymous Says:

    dude its called sarcasm

  47. Anonymous Says:

    What's a sarcasm?

  48. Anonymous Says:

    I don't know. I think it's some kind of shopped pixel.

  49. Anonymous Says:

    yes you can totally tell it is not real.
    why do they think we can't tell?
    that is dumb.
    i don't understand sarcasm because i am 12 and have no interpersonal interactions.
    what is a sarcasm anyway?
    obviously a noun. "A Sarcasm".

  50. Anonymous Says:

    Its called a troll. Just trying to get people to respond in negative ways.