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it’s the only way to watch loud noises! but wall-e made me cry real tears
It was actually “3 prostitutes and their mom” but yes very funny.
An hour and a half of looking at trees, then the credits roll…
Yup, that’s about it!
No Max Payne?
What about “Speed Racer”, but the poster actually says “This will give blind people epileptic seizures.”
how does it feel being a fucking idiot who likes shit ADHD movies?
A RAcist old man that learns to love… lol i loved that movie but i learned so many words to call an asian person in that movie. But you should add a a kick assracist oldman with a terrible family who learns to love and stiffs his bitchy selfish ass granddaughter out of a car … then anyone will want to see it
All of them are good except the second one.
You got Megan Fox.
What more can you ask from an 80s franchise movie?
the WallE one is about using ecstasy to make the movie look so much more awesome
Very vague “ecstasy” reference.
that pole will make my dogs day
I don’t know… a plot? Some decent dialogue?
What about Snakes on a Plane? That poster should just have a picture of Samuel L Jackson and they should call it Snakes on a….oh wait, nevermind.
moooo!
WOW so true although I am a white 23 yr old woman I have no clue what the fuck “2 Hours of Whiny White Women” is about except that it gives one a headache about less than 30 secs of watching and probably is clinically damaging to the brain. Now “RAMBO” was fucking awesome. For the person who says which one ALL FUCKING 4 OF THEM okay. Who could ask for more than the epic tale of shit getting blown up, people getting throats ripped out, and the unmistakable way that only John Rambo can land a helicopter that is going down no matter what the damage.
Mooo
I don’t get the WallE one…
I have seen enough!!!
Family Guy said it best (about Sex and the City)
the titles should have been:
3 hookers and their Grandma
Oh god! Not again.
Really? You actually expected that from an adaptation of a cartoon that was just made to sell toys?
Cricket sounds…
You should have inserted the word “Overprivileged” somewhere into the Sex and the City poster.
oh, yah, about wall-e… care to point me the way to score some e? i took my last 2 at the LOUD NOISES movie, now, that’s ENTERTAINMENT!!
Meow!
regarless of you liking or disliking the second one, indiana jones, it is one of the truest of the list.
A movie that didn’t suck. Poster says it all.
Ha. Burned!
That was the joke dumbass
I don´t know. A real movie, maybe?
And you would have thought they would have taken the time to airbrush some eyebrows onto the ginger one…she looks like an anaemic newt!
Foot my A$$!
Hahaha, I thought the same exact thing…
FTW.
They should have had it, but just left un-altered
HADOKEN!!!!
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
(…and it’s pretty good. If you liked Rushmore or the Royal Tennenbaums, you’ll probably dig this one.)
I disagree… Transformers was an excellent movie =). Hot chicks and sick cars that turn into kick-ass robots, what more could you ask for
I did see it because Bill Murry was in it
Could Kim Catrall’s head be any more shrunk in photoshop? Hint: The answer is no.
Well, Max Payne IS aptly named.
Should add Alien vs. Predator and its sequel. Stupid movies.
Nice compilation. What is the real name of the Bill Murray movie ? I am seeing it for the first time. All the rest I recognized.
rkms
Linux and Friends
You went to Transformers for plot and decent dialogue? How about going to just be entertained?
Some movies are for plot and decent dialogue, George Lucas and Michael Bay films are not them….
Rambo’s 3rd act was awesome. I got a stitch of reading this page.
loved it…
Haha, see? you’re going to see that movie because Bill Murray is in it
See the comment RE: Predator.
Predator is a good action movie. The plot is simple, exciting and has dialogue to match.
Transformers is like letting someone carve my eyeballs out.
Maybe Megan Fox was hot in it… I have no clue as I couldn’t see through all the blood.
clint eastwood’s movies are mostly like that- cranky hemorrhoidal asshole who turns mushy. anyway, i still like to watch his pictures.
moooooooo!!
did you know megan fox is a tranny?
You sir, are a genius.
There’s someone playing cricket in my garden???
Don’t go near the decking.
Sorry, forgot to say thanks for the list holytaco.com, I enjoyed it thoroughly!
Even loled once.
You were entertained by Transformers? Two hours of explosions and chauvinism? Are you simple or something? Would you look at fireworks for two hours?
It doesn’t have to be Kieslowski to be entertaining, but it really does need to be more than just shiny things.
I enjoy a good Lucas/Bay/Cameron film as much as anybody, but I enjoyed them more when they used to be ACTUAL STORIES, not just graphics.
But I guess society really has come to a stop. I blame you darn kids.
You have to say the title like brick from ron burgandy LOUD NOISES!!
fuck you cock
No Country For Old Men—Title: No Ending For This Movie. Tagline: What America needs NO., A hero who retires and lets the bad guy get away with it.
Yay! Dick me too please!
I think they are funny and gay
shut up
I wrote all those nasty comments and replied to myself.
I am responsible for all of them
Amusing concept, but not especially funny in it’s execution.
Very amusingly! I espeically liked “Loud Noises” for Transformers.
However, I don’t think that George Lucas ruined Indiana Jones…..
I have some questions, but I am afraid to ask.
Transexuals, I mean Transformers was probaby tha worst f–ing movie i ever f—ing saw. wat was i supposed to beat my monkey to? Loud Noices? Yea rite. show the dicks please. straight guys going gay are good 2.
REALLY? dumb fuc
This is the most moronic collection of anonymous posts I’ve ever had the misfortune to scroll through. Grow up, dudes.
Awesome posters.
As for the posts, I can’t believe the language. It’s almost was horrific as the message boards on IMDB. FOR SHAME!
no he’s totally right. pixels, etc.
dude its called sarcasm
What’s black and blue and hates sex?
yea their photoshoped thanks captain fukn obvious
I thought they were the real movie posters…
DUH…
Dummy…the guy that retired WAS the bad guy. Watch it again.
This seems badly titled….I mean are we hoping that movie posters don’t lie, or just the titles. Seems that the posters barely changed. Just checking.
Hilarious!
how about Two Weeks Notice
Hugh Grant Acting Awkward…. Again
You smell like bigfoots dick
I liked the posters. The comments are awful.
uh huh…describe that “plot”, then see if the movie is still worth watching with “your eyes open”
fuck you
Everything about you makes me want to kill people.
yes you can totally tell it is not real.
why do they think we can’t tell?
that is dumb.
i don’t understand sarcasm because i am 12 and have no interpersonal interactions.
what is a sarcasm anyway?
obviously a noun. “A Sarcasm”.
Obviously photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.
What’s a sarcasm?
who wants to do me in the ass wit something niice?
thanks
Well of course you can tell by the pixels, the high order bit is always phase shifted with Photoshop. But it’s pretty lame of this Anonymous to keep answering his own posts.
WOW read the comments instead of the posters
I don’t know. I think it’s some kind of shopped pixel.
Which of these pieces of shit were good? Clint Eastwood’s movie was a lifetime channel drama disguised by the previews as an action film, and that’s the only thing that seemed even remotely good. I liked Wall-E, too.
Correction I also liked Tropic Thunder and that movie with Bill Murray which I can’t remember the names of. The fake titles for those movies weren’t even funny, either.
No idea how these string of comments came about, but they’re far more hilarious than these “Something Awful”-wannabe posters.
Transformers had a plot. Next time try watching the movie with your eyes open.
How about no.
Well another good photoshopper making fun of some genuinly good movies. Some were funny, but others made fun of good movies.
i have sweaty old man balls and im only 24, whats happening, i think its cause i just spunked on my tits … yes i am a tranny
the little girl in my trunk
I actually liked Gran Torino quite a bit, even though the shoop was absolutely dead on.
sum of these movies were actually good,and actually did really well
so how bout another list with mayb speed racer this time
Its called a troll. Just trying to get people to respond in negative ways.
My last rape victim!! ba dum tee
Rambo poster.. flawless!
How about “Shitty Unfunny Unoriginal Website Tries To Do Photoshop Poster Jokes A Million Other Sites Have Done Far Better In The Past: The Motion Picture”?
Give Captain Obvious the key to Sarcasm City.
Dummy no one can really tell its sarcasm through a font unless you indicate that it is. Idiot.
Through a font? Surely you mean ‘through text’ or ‘through writing’. A font is a complete character set of a single size and style of a particular typeface. You could never tell sarcasm through it. It doesn’t have an emotional or tonal capacity.
fuck you all mother fuckers
mostly
The sad part is we would totally still waist our time with them even if the posters were honest.
photoshopped.
Is it just me, or all these posters have been manipulated by the use of Photoshop?
me too.
you thought Wall-E was good? It was another Meh movie, just looked nice. It is sad cause all these posters are TRUE.
Willem DaFoe was, by far, the best thing about this movie.
Another sleeper movie of his was “Shadow of a Vampire”. Brilliant stuff, if you like that style of humor.
No need for language.
It should have been obvious that these were parodies, but some people are not always as cognitively athletic as we hope. Be glad that they did figure out the movies weren’t actually real.
Peas and luv.
you’re awfully heated over an internet page. why are you willing defend a movie to the point of calling someone else an “asshat” because they didn’t like it or because they didn’t in your opinion “get it”?
it’s. just. the. internet. everything will be oooookay, calm down, take your pills, and don’t get so personal about something that wasn’t even directed at you.
opinions are like assholes, everyone’s got em. and because of that, just because you don’t agree with one opinion doesn’t make them an asshole or you right and vice versa.
remember kids, it’s only the fugging intorwebz.
I seriously lol’d at this.
The Transformers film was fucking terrible.
psh–I saw Life Aquatic because Wes Anderson directed it
you’re gay
Hmmm, aside from the Wall-E one (great movie) there were quite funny. I enjoyed transformers too but in a sit-back-and-relax-watching-a-completely-mindless-action-movie way
P.S. Please drag Sylvester in a zoo, I cannot stand another Rambo movie…
Reading the comments on this page is just as funny (if not funnnier!) as the posters!
I’m gay.
I like balls.
oh wow! me too
I would like to see the people who made Transformers do a better job.
You missed the apostrophe on “its” in the sentence “I mean its not like anyone is trying to write an application essay for fucking Stanford.” I believe you meant “it’s” which is the contraction for “it is” as opposed to the possessive form.
I KNOW me TOO! We can be gay together!
ass clown? omg, a new horror for those with coulrophobia
lol sooooooooooo funny (NOT)
Not only it is irrelevant, but they’re also the funniest.
No dude, NOTHING was changed. Go to the movies…you’ll probably see one outside the ticket office.
Not a bad parody page; Rambo’s third act was, in fact awesome.
You misspelled the word “awesome”
Spell check wouldn’t have catched that
k
our lives are organized as if we were on stage at all times.. when we meet “how are you?” “great…fine or whatever” but we are not doing great or fine. From the moment we get out of bed till the moment we return into it..we stage a show featuring our best masks and our best lies. We cannot be true to others, specially the one we really do not like. So nobody knows really what is really going on except for ourselves in front of a mirror, that is where we are really truthful to ourselves, that is where our ego meets our face.
I’ve been looking at your posters and reading the comments, beside the language, I think the whole site is funny. Thanks for clearing up the Wall-e poster. Not everybody who visits this site will get the humor or parody, that does not make them less smart. Keep in mind that the internet is vast community of different ethnics, cultures and experiences. So what one person will think is funny someone else is going to find offensive or not “Get it”. I use spell checker a lot, not because I’m lazy, but as as a tool. As I agree with a lot of the comments, as in freedom of speech, lets show some respect to each other, you might get a better response.
dude. if you dont like it, YOU “fuggoff.” you’re retarded.
Theyre mostly funny, but the Transformers one is ridiculous. I am sick to death of people slaggin off transformers. I grew up watchin the cartoon in the 80′s and I could not fault it. I thought it was fanstastic and it was Michael Bay’s most successful film to date. I would like to see the people that criticise it do a better job.
Sweet! We’re all gay!
Me too Me too!
Try shoving something in there
Hahaha the posters were so funny, i really liked them all!
And to all that people that seems to be annoyed, i think they should just relax a little bit i mean if u didnt like any of the jokes then… thats it! u just didnt liked it, no need to offend people.
I agri with you. I havnt seen most of teh films you mentioned above, but heard or seen the promos of most of the films. I will not judge the film frm your humur approach to them. I am making a few spelling mistakes here just to get some replies to my comment.
thanks,
http://www.funbyu.com
photoshopped
ooo sorry… my dick is too small
i dont get the wall e one
ugh
I kind of want to buy some of these posters and give them to friends as a joke gift.
A few of these here were great movies, but that doesn’t mean you can’t make fun of them. I dig.
you’re gross you fucking lint licker
Yeah, I’ve seen a few of these films.
Wall-E is a great movie, to name one; the very fact that you didn’t get it is the very fact that you could make a dumb fuck wanna-be parody site like this one.
Granted, its all pissing in the wind philosophically speaking, but there are many who grow, or are entertained by these pictures.
I fully support the first amendment of the United States of America, and while supporting your right to be a complete and utter ass-hat, I reserve the right to call you out on your ass-hattedness.
P.S. Fuggoff thanx
Fake.
hard
Wall-E may have been a good movie, but the poster is still true – it would indeed be a better movie when watched after taking pills.
Super Clever! Loved them. I hope you’ll continue to review movies and create posters.
peas are gross
I agree, Wes Anderson is the shit. Maybe you don’t get dry humor
of course it’s photoshopped douche bag
Yay, name calling makes you look smart, bravo!
No its just you mate, this is how they were released
Hilarious! Ignore the haters; these are great. And yes, I saw that movie just because Bill Murray was in it.
waist????? i think you need to turn off the spell checker and actually do some learning! WASTE YOU RETARD
You would enjoy it if you were high. Get it now? lol
OH LORD U ARE SO RETARDEEED!!!!!!!!!
of course they were edited ._______. have some humor for your own sake.. u____u
Of course we do respect the actors and whatever
but those titles are for some reasons.. jeez…
what do you mean fake you ass clown?
I stumbled here. And I must say…WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT INTERNET GRAMMAR…I am a self proclaimed spell-check Nazi in my own right, but I have relaxed on it quite a bit. I mean its not like anyone is trying to write an application essay for fucking Stanford. Sure people on the internet can and WILL flame shit just because they are that dumb, but going after them for grammar and shit is just as low.
Forgive me, I’m losing faith in humanity.
Actually, I take that back. Part of me thinks the only reason comments/replies are enabled for stuff like this just for the entertainment one can acquire from airheads who use it as a means to flame each other.
I sure do love cock!
Tits?
Tits.
What should I do if my vagina throbs?
FRROOSHHHHHH!!!! Michael Bay thinks that special effects are a plot. FROSH! Then a truck comes and blows up like… FROSH!
you are mostly a douche.
BAAA HAAA HAAHAAA
lol. You bit.
Loud noises, machine guns…why else would you see a movie anyway? :p
fuck my hairy ass…
you cant be serious!
Rambo is a RETIRED Vietnam vet since 1971! 38 years ago!
So should Stallone do from acting if you want my opinion!
Rambo would rip that scrawny little robot piece of shit in half any day!!!
Koksakis, you sir, are a faggot. Do not speak blasphemies against the name of Rambo you ass-splunking whore.
Fuck you you cock sucking whore mongering piece of shit!!! Muhahahaha.
hahahahaha this whole photoshopping thing goes back a few pages….nice guys… way to fucking go… “li’ fo real” hahaha
lawl
bro if u think these are not photo shoped
you need to go back to school and learn
some commen sence dum ass
Photoshopped!
yes i can’t be wrong!
p.s. note for dumbasses without any sense of humor, i’m f*cking joking!
You cannot use periods if you have an emoticon following a sentence. It makes the emoticon look plainly wrong. For example.:) ↠Do you not see that? It is not a cyclops, but a smiling face! Therefore, no periods
PHOTOSHOPPED!!
Hahaha, that was priceless.
I think these are photoshopped.
If your going to complain about spelling i believe that you should use periods. I know that is more of a grammar issue but spelling and grammar go side by side!
I dropped a huge loaf this morning. Thought I was done. Then I had to do it again. Finally, three visits to the throne from 7am to 11am and now I feel finally emptied.
Great day.
Oh…joking, haha… great joke – I have not seen it a million fucking times before.
I can’t bnelieve you guys are seriously or even jokingly discussing if these are photoshopped. I’m tired of idiots.
I’m in a strange place. This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Was it just unexpected? Or am I really just 12 year old?
Seriously, what I’ll never know is why everyone hates “Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou”
Am I the only one who actually liked that movie? I feel really disappointed in society.
Eastwood could still kick all your bitch asses.
I just feel bad that Sarah Jessica always wears outfits that make her looks like shes blind and got dressed while she was on acid. in the pic even, theyre all in normal clothes and she looks like a damn fool..like all of you
.
i think the point of making a comment, is to actually talk about the subject not stuoid stuff like “you can’t spell, thisisn’t photoshopped, this is photoshopped, i hate/love/ wanna be gangsta” and other crap that seems to slip out of dumbasses’ mouths. we’ve all established these are photoshopped, so instead of hating on people who frankly are stupid out of their own accord, just talk about something that isn’t gonna make me wanna kill someone. some people in this world are so messed up.
by the way, the posters are all brilliant, especcialy the sex and the city one, which in reality is a waste of your life watching whiny women. by the way, the names are in the wrong place.
Hilarious, but, alot of them I like, like Transformers and Indy Jones, and Wall-E, and Wall-E has many morals and themes, and its my absolute favorite.
no, it’s not true
if you have taste you have to watch every single wes anderson movie, murray’s just a bonus
I like it a lot, too. However, the poster spoke sooth.
obviously they r photoshopped dumbasses, and transformers was good…the rest are spot on
a life aquatic was awesome bmurrz was a bonus
Of course they were photo shopped! Did you really think that those were REAL movie posters? Who’s the dumb ass?
Well first of all these are so obviously Photoshopped why would you even bother to point that out. It just takes the Obvious out of the fun. Second of all whats with the language maybe you should refrain from using it so that some other more intelligent vocabulary can enter your mind.. I do agree these people make far to many spelling mistakes And who talks like a want to be gangsta online :S Third of all The best one I think is the Happening its spot on mate good job
And lastly I would argue with a rock I am that argumentitive 
haha! “you’ll see this movie because Bill Murray is in it”
so true!!
The Life Aquatic is one of my favorites as well.
All of them were very well done, except I have to agree with the previous posters concerning “The Life Aquatic.” Who the hell saw it because of Bill Murray? It should have indeed read “YOU WILL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON DIRECTED IT”, which is a damn good reason to see a movie.
no is not photosopper, they all real. this is truth
I only saw it because Bud Court was in it. ( Famous for the movie “Harold & Maude” )
you should be a detective caus i thought they were all real
i disagree completely with the people that liked transformers. that movie was like one giant advertisement. it was just horrible in every way that should define a movie. if you like CGI than go see it otherwise don’t waste your time
Wasn’t this originally a cracked photoshop contest?
yo, dey commentz yall makin crackin me up, li’ fo real it off da chain yall, keep talkin smack to yall online, li’ fo real, itz laughable as a ma’ fucka. but on da low yall im out, li’ fo real. dueces
shut up you wanna be ganster fag
blablablabla
why people always have something to tell
Megan Fox ? you mean the trailer trash girl with a big ass tattoo above her cunt that says “Brian”….shes with a 90210 kinda ho…..Austin Green use to be a skinny fuck, now look at his fat ass….give Megan a few years, lol
oh and yeah those fake posters are on the money, all those actors suck anyway
these are definitely photo shopped. Im 100% positive because i have seen some of the real movie posters of these movies and they are different.
god there are thick fuckers around on the net!!
are they photoshopped, i think they’re photosopped, i don’t think they’re photoshopped blah blah blah blah. you can all get your photoshop, turn it sideways and stick it right up your candy asses, whoooooooooooooo.
Oh yeah, cool posters by the way!
no shit, moron
that is sooooooo funny…. wow, I nearly groaned with laughter.
I agree, it was clearly aimed only at blokes!
the life aquatic is one of my all time favorites
..and almost every commenter on this whole damn site needs to learn to effing spell. Are you all retarded? No wonder western civilization is crumbling. You’re all idiots!
Are you fucking kidding me?
Laughable is almost the only real word in that comment.
I do agree these people make far too* many spelling mistakes.
I think this forum is photoshopped. I can tell by the people, er, pixels!
Actually, the names aren’t in the wrong place. They are listed in order of.. oh whats the word…ugh mind blank…anyway from most important/popular/lead role to probably least paid actress, who knows. But it’s not listed in order that the ladies are standing.
If you notice on other posters, it’s the same. Just an FYI
bloody funny
I have a strong suspicion that you are white…imposter.
What do YOU mean You People.
#420
it’s pretty sad how true the indiana jones one is.
All of these movies are shit.
its sad that people are trying to police the interwebs…
Trust me guise: arguin online is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, yer still retarded.
meh, this was pretty funny.
not all of them are true though
still. i laughed
Fuck off, cunt!
I know, not clever or witty, but it’s just what I feel needed to be said.
By the way, I have an I.Q. of 136.
Cunt.
telling people not to argue online is just as pointless dumbass
kind of like how you didn’t understand the humor of the poster.
So hey are these like; photoshopped or something?
Mr. Eastwood is a neighbor… I dropped a copy of your poster off in his mailbox with a note and your address.
Actually I saw Life Aquatic because of its ingenious director and because, if you didn’t read the rest of the credits, Cate Blanchett and Owen Wilson and Willem Dafoe are in it. Yeah, Bill Murray is in it and he is fantastic. This movie is unbelievable but I guess some people just don’t understand the humor.
I’ve enjoyed your rantings.
Could somebody please explain the life aquatic poster? I don’t get it. If people are telling others that they are stupid because they don’t get it, I’d like to know what they found so funny.
People reeeeeeally need to lighten up. It’s all a joke. No one ever pretended these were real posters. That’s funny. Silly stupid people and their need to stand up for their stupidity
AHA!
its been like 12 hours. So i figure I will say it. UR A GAY BITCH!
ha gay jokes. You are funny
What do you mean by ‘you people’?
who cares if they were photoshopped you dimwits. it funny! that’s all that matters.
so like obviously they are photoshopped. like omg wtf. like do you think people would actually use these posters to get you to go watch the movie? like seriously? you should go ask your bff Jill.
wow, i have never heard that one before……..
jee i did not realise that these pictures were photoshopped untill i read the comments informing me is this blatent fact ………. NOT. the sex in the city got me most, but i dont understand the bill murray one, maybe because im english or cos im 16, but it made me chuckle and i dont really care:P
HAL-A-RI-OUS!!!!
I think the joke was in his name….
Great!
Dear Carmel Clit,
you’re an idiot
the end
I am responsible for all the stupidity, dishonesty and bad behavior in the world. Blame me and leave all these other nice people alone.
Hm, definitely going to 2nd the motion to take off the wall e poster! that movie is amazing… but agreed indiana jones SUCKS.
I thought you were going to Photoshop the movie posters to show what the actors and actresses really look like — especially those whiney white women who look nothing like and no where as good as they do in the poster.
He is an idiot? Since when can you pass or fail an IQ test?
I guess ever ones outlook on honesty is different.
giggles.
The clint eastwood one is funny!
I feel sorry for the nice americans. There are so many pricks in the mongrel nation.
p.s. I come from england so I too am a mongrel.
Highly provocative. Thanks for sharing.
Yea I know…I don’t know why everybody is arguing so much. Although I think Transformers was kick ass
Even if he did, it wouldn’t matter…It’s a character clint eastwood plays who is a rascist old man not clint eastwood…what a dumbshit like clint eastwood would care he has more money than most people commenting here will ever make
I agree.
humm…
yo this was fuckin funny hahahahhahahahah you people suck
I find it disturbing that the online community has deteriorated to such an extreme degree that not only was your comment, which is fundamentally flawed, allowed to be posted, so was the comment preceding it which made little sense and had absolutely no relevance to the topic of this comment board.
And since you surely are too impaired to realize that 7:41 PM is only roughly 9 hours after the time that the original message was posted I figured I’d make you feel a little dumber and hopefully a little more humble by informing you of that blatant error.
Now until you and the author of the comment preceding your own can mature enough and become intelligent enough to pass an IQ test, which I think should be required to gain access to the internet in the first place, I strongly believe that you should refrain from publishing anything, including comments, on the internet for public viewing. The realist in me sees the fundamental flaw in this suggestion however, as one who isn’t intelligent enough to do simple arithmetic OR realize the obvious futility and stupidity involved in posting a comment such as your own will surely lack the judgement to refrain from continuing to demonstrate his own idiocy to the world.
Oh, and have a nice day.
fuck oooooff life aquatic was awesome thanks to all involved, not just bill murray. i saw it because wes anderson is brilliant.
I completely agree.
I thought the movie was just a bit ridiculous….and I expected more from an Indiana Jones movie
Hahaha, wow.
Some of these conversations are funnier than the actual material
But really. Bloody effing brilliant.
IHateIgnorance…IHatePeopleLikeYou
Get over yourself, the life aquatic poster is one of the funniest ones. Rambo’s second. Gay Jokes wins the prize though! Awesome, absolutely awesome. Keep it up
Take into account that this is in the break media network, if you ever look at the comments on every video there, you will realize that you have already done too much by telling them they are supposed to have fun.
They are lost. Some references about the lost tv show will follow, my grandma will undoubtedly become gay in the next hour or so, and I will also, by fate, become a fag…or faggot or gay bitch…
shut the fuck up kid, you dont know clint eastwood
Wall-E, Gran Torino and Tropic Thunder? That covers quite a few bases, you have no taste.
Some of these put a smile on my face but the wall-e one is just dumb. Motion to have it stricken from the record.
You should get out of your mothers basement and go to college if you want intelligent discussions. But right now you are at holytaco.com soooo shut the fuck up, you’re just making yourself look like a douche.
Are you kidding?
Dude! I think you’re absolutely right!
At first sight
I thought them to be REAL!
But I was wrong..
.. and you opened my tired old eyes!
Oh, this nasty time!
So many traps, so few time (to learn how to recognize them all)
NOOOOOO! THESE R NAWT PHOTOSHOPPED! THESE BE REAL, DUMBFUCK >.<
LOL. you must be pretty smart. i never would have picked it, but then again, i have a sense of humour.
Of course there photoshoped that’s why there “fake movie posters”
yeah, these whoops are so shooped
THESE LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL FRM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM HAVING SEEN A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
To everyone who posted here, DON’T FEED THE TROLLS.
If you’re so bothered about wasting time here, then why are you even posting?
Dear whoever made this abomination,
Please do the world a favor and drink a gallon of bleach. That was the biggest waste of fucking time ever! I am at work bored of my ass and saw the opportunity for something to make me laugh but you turned around and butchered what was potentially a masterpiece. Lame, mundane titles to great movies to bash. Great Job fuckhead, you suck. Become funny and maybe people will enjoy your shit!
To whomever wrote the letter “Fuck whoever created this”
Wow. I mean really, wow. Seriously P-E-T-T-Y. You might want to visit a therapist for that anger management issue. I mean seriously, if you’re life sucks so bad that you really felt the need to pen a ferocious note on a website because you didn’t like the content, then you have a serious problem and no social filter. Here’s an idea, if you don’t like it, close the tab.
I always enjoy (in a terrible kind of way) reading the posts of individuals whose IQ is equal to that of a tub of mayo. Great job.
At work… hm….
I bet you’re a RAAAAAAAAGE filled thirteen-year-old
the poo birdy got ya down?
wow ur a doooooooooooooooooooosh bag… this is funny
Could your sense of entitlement *be* any bigger? Nobody owes you a distraction from your boring life; come up with your own, if you don’t find what you need here.
cut the guy some slack. he’s “bored of his ass”. i think most of us would be “bored of [his] ass” too.
dude, wtf were you doing reading the work of a man who should do the world a favor and drink a gallon of bleach who couldn’t entertain the people sneaking off to site like this at work because they were “bored out of their asses” boo bloody hoo
you = retarded
FEED THE TROLLS!
lol, how much hate. Did you have sex last night?
You’re bored OF your ass?
Get a new one, then!
This is truly amazing evan if I do love half the films. Extremely clever.
I wish I could give you a thumbs up~
Brad says, “Your intelligence capabilities remind me of the days of yore. You’re a sad excuse for a human being.”
I used it three times, see what I did there?
3>2 therefore I win.
moron.
I thought they were great, and I’d love to see more!
So if we’re all morons and meatheads, but yet it’s the funniest thing you’ve seen all day, does that make you pathetic?? Anyways, I enjoyed them, keep it up!
god you guys are all complete MORONS!!! you meatheads. the posters all suck but just reading the lame comments you leave is most hilarious thing ive seen all day. seriously, get a life!
He probably looked up how to spell “intelligent.”
Lol, I’m sure this comment makes you feel like you’re intelligent, doesn’t it?
Also, before you insult someone else’s grammar, maybe you should learn to capitalize certain letters.
if you’re life sucks so bad
you mean your life? i don’t think that “you are life” makes any sense.
before you insult someone else’s intelligence, you should try not to make stupid errors.
GET A LIFE MAN (or GIRL)! Some movies are made for entertaiment only!
i dont like balls
r u a gay person?
i want to rub preck mcfelys vagina
I don’t.
i like the smell of balls
I don’t know about you guys, but I sure do love balls.
“Get off your lawn”? Does your lawn have a vagina that is throbbing?
GET… OFF MY LAWN
Cliterbate away!
NOOOOO! Don’t do it! It’s a sin
Only if your dad is watching
finger-bang that vag!
I need some advice. My vagina is throbbing. Should I rub it?
Great idea. I love the one for Sex in the City, most of all. Do more in the future.
you should probably learn to spell
I particularly enjoy balls
Classic. Misspelling ‘spelled’ while correcting someone’s spelling.
It’s spelt syrup, idiot
i like them with sirup…
haahhahahahhah i love fights on the internet
i like a bunch of these movies but it was funny but some on the pics were kinda dumb but still its ok if ppl have their own oppion i mean come on everyone thinks different.
You are not smart.
Are you a cast member from that movie Idiocracy?
Try some punctuation. As a matter of fact, try going to class sometime, instead of hanging out in the parking lot while your boyfriend fingers you.
Was there a reason behind that illiterate rant?
Actually It is only OK to have your own oppion if it was acquired from a licensed oppion dealer in the French Republic. In 2007, the French Ministry of Trade banned the export of oppions to the US in response to an epidemic of counterfeit oppions surfacing on the market.
LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think the “nothing is happening” is pretty fucking awesome
I wish everyone was a fag like me
HA! Grammar flame FAIL!
There shouldn’t be a comma after the word ‘sometime’ – WHO’S GRAMMAR IS BAD NOW!?!?! HA HA HA!
I am gay!
Does anyone here like balls?
HAY DUDE HAY I JUSW WANTED TO SAY THAT I LOGE THIS SHIT YO KNOW I JUST TINK YOU ARE SO FUNNY NBALS BLALS BALLS LOLLLLLLLllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz
Yes everyone, trolling is quite fascinating. Let’s move on.
DEVIL POST
I swear that 95% of sites I stumble are lists.. Why is that?
You should do a list of “TOP 100 CUNTS”.. You can be Number 1.
These are absolutely hilarious! I have been collecting vintage movie posters for over 15 years and never saw anything like this. Keep up the good work!!
Ralph DeLuca
Madison NJ
http://www.ralphdeluca.com
word most of this shit is spot on man, Tansformers was a joke, just a shit load of loud noises. I saw the bill murray movie cause bill murray was in it and the indiana jones movie did sort of suck monkey balls
IM A PONY!! funny pics though
i think balls are just great!
My vagina was very offended by this post
put me to fucking sleep.
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, Rance.
Lol, this is great
I gotta nice one for ya “Terminator Salvation”:
“Mcg jerks out such a deadly dull rehash , it makes Charlies Angels look like Space Oddisey”
I actually saw the Life Aquatic because it was created by Wes Anderson.
Great movie.
yeah, not going to lie, that one went right over my head.
Dude, Gran Torino was great.
The comments on this page are priceless. Well worth the cost of admission.
Sometimes licking sac is fun.
Very entertaining list, although I don’t understand why the Wall-E one is here.
any movie with bill murray is worth seeing, ok? ghostbusters was 1 of the funniest movies of all time… his 1 mistake was garfield, and thats it. as for rambo, ROCK ON STALLONE!
I will put something in you again
Remember that time I walked in on you when you were naked with your predator action figure? Thought I forgot about that, didn’t you?
I need to watch the three amigos again. Timeless!
Ah so that’s where I put that…
Epic Tread
now shut up! i’m trying to sleep
EH?? WHAT? YOUR MOTHER HAD A PREDATOR ACTION FIGURE AS WELL.
though she called it Charlie Chaplin and put a gearbox on it so that she could crank him and have him vibrate for hours on end.
me and Charlie got very intamate, i’d be in the pink, Charlie like a soldier would take the stink. BOY HE’S LIKE YOUR SECOND FATHER HE WAS SO CLOSE TO US.
Where’s “Identity Crisis” starring Hanna Montana as Miley Cyrus?
remember where you use to put me in you?
its gay and it rapes
Remember when you used to put in me?
Listen to Josh, now go to your room!
You should be more polite when talking to your mother.
Oh God LOUD NOISES
Cooooooock!!
Cock
Cock!
c-c-c-combo breaker
cock
Big black double sided dildo
..it made me horny.
I like it and I wish I could see it before I waste money. Its funny. As for the nasty comment. Jackasses will be jackasses, epecially when you don’t know who they are. Some guy like that was cussing at me on a 2 way radio one time, when he turned and saw I was walking toward him, he nearly pissed his pants.
Yes! I agree with you! That person is very gay
You sir, are a gay
You crazy son of a bitch. This is sgt Walker and if I ever see you walking around SW Broadway again, I will shoot you point blank in the asshole. I know you are lying about the “crimes” committed against you and I will not rest until the day that your lifeless body is crumpled underneath my squad car. I will eat your guts and then penetrate your orifices with my nightstick. You will be dead. This is going to happen sooner than you think. I am so super serious. The police are watching your every move. You will never be safe. I know what you are up to. It is so obvious that you are gay. Everyone knows it, so just admit it. You are so gay. I saw you one time sucking dick for free.
Well its called “2 hours of whiny WHITE women” because they are ummm….WHITE! if they were yellow, orange, black, gray, or etc. that adjective would proceed WOMEN. Stop trying to make something out of nothing and to the person who posted the racial slur…I’m just going to roll my eyes…anonymity produces a lot of heart…
It ‘s called an aliteration (three words that start with W is nicer than two), also it’s funny just because it’s offensive, like most of the content on this site.
Did you know the originals film posters are photoshopped too?
fool
And whiny…
Billy Mays poisoned a plasma donor
bitch please. So (SOOO) many peoplez watch movies only because they want to see Bill Murray.
They are VERY white.
Man, the internet loses.
Ha, transformers. Why was the plot shitty? watch the original, and you’ll see why.
Hello, I’m an idiot.
FAKE! These are clearly photoshopped. Way to go. This would only be funny if you found the actual posters that say that. BTW, I totally want to see Ecstac-E.
wait wait wait… there was a war in Europe?
its a good thing bill was in the movie, otherwise i never would have seen it.
i agree with anonymous
lol pwned
hilarious!
Yeah, the first world war, or to the americans, the ’1917-1918 war’
Are you serious?
guess what, you’re retarded
Wow a beautifully insightful and eloquently put comment for us all to ponder over. Quite a rarity on the internet these days. Thank You.
oh the humanity… all this heart for no reason.
I only saw it because Bill Murray was in it, and guess what, I hated it.
You are all just mad because someone found a way to express themselves artistically and you are jealous because you cannot do it your self. Get a real life and make your mark somewhere it will be wanted. Like maybe the political blogs or some where no one cares what you say.
you’re an idiot
Yes….they are OBVIOUSLY photoshoped idiot. Hence the hilarity.
I agree, the comments are effing hilarious. All the anonymous people fighting, probably sitting proudly in their chairs stuffing cheetos in their mouths.
Awesome.
well done
they are white
These are quite funny and kill a boring 5 minutes at work, but I am quite offended by the first one: why is “2 hours of whiny WHITE women?”
I think that this is outrageous. Imagine the uproar if this racially negative comment were directed toward black people! Yet white people are allowed to be the butt of racial jokes – it really annoys me.
BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!
i included my name in case anyone i know stumbles upon this site lol…i’m so clever.
hehehe
exactly
you’re clearly not smart enough to stay on this site and that’s really saying something…
I’m just throwing this out there, but does anyone else find it funny that the whiny white girl is whining about the whiny white girl poster?
Yes yes. No. Yes. Yes.
Hahaha!! The comments are funnier than the posters! Its amazing how people go off the topic and start personal wars.. Anonymous vs Anonymous! hahaha.
Most pointless comment ever?
It’s not a racial Joke, it doesn’t imply that all white women are whiny so it’s not even a stereotype.
No it’s 2 hours, of whining white women.
Does exactly what it says on the tin!
South Park did a great take on their thoughts of the Indiana Jones flick. I think everyone thought that one should never have been made….
hahahaha – pure gold. i bet the women in that movie would be annoyed by the title too lol
I think most of these movies (with the exception of Life Aquatic and maybe Wall-E) aren’t very artistic at all. I think they’re industrial rather than artistic.
or maybe you weren’t talking about the movies and instead were talking about the joke posters.
i could make a poster for this series of joke posters, it would say “mediocre joke posters but theres one that has bill murray on it and it makes it all worth it”
Zissou is the shiz. just for the record. way better than any of the other stupid azz movies
Irony is hilarious
who was expecting the plot of a movie based on toys that change from cars to robots to be good? i just wanted to see giant robots fighting. i did see that. it was awesome. also loud noises are awesome!
guess what– o frick i forgot. it was going to be a great comeback. oh well.
and life aquatic… had bill murray in it!
these have been done before. fag.
well…they are all white…and whiny…terribly whiny. As for your comment about it only being acceptable to make of white people, if there was a black chick on the show Im sure they would add…
…and a very loud, obnoxious, weave-wearing, black woman.
Make more of these im going to blow one up and place it in my room kikos here I come
i like cheetos…
man hit in the nuts by young boy = funny!
*Eyeroll*. You know what really annoys me? Every inconsequential joke becoming a race war. Everyone wants to talk about how prejudiced people are to their race. Just be like me, and make fun of every race equally. See, there you go, problem solved. Now stop whining.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Well… if Bill Murray’s in the movie, I watch it becaouse of it.
lol, this is good
I would have to agree, Life Aquatic was so much more than just Bill Murrey, and i don’t think i know know anyone that would watch a movie just because he’s in it. I do know people who would watch anything that Wes Anderson puts out though.
fag
you’re a fag, too
Or any of a number of porn movies
I don’t think you get it. Go watch some AFV or something.
How about “The Dark Knight”? …retitled, “Half an Hour Too Long, One Explosion Too Many”.
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan’s purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority’s and media
I’m disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I’m poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I’m backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
And how many god damn john ray’s in authority are there in portland oregon!
You damn serial killer.
No way! o.0 These are photoshopped??? It’s almost as if that was the point!
I actually saw Life Aquatic because I heard there was a guy who sang David Bowie songs in portuguese in it — I like these posters, though, very well done
ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME??? THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU IS THE SHIT, THE EFFIN SHIT
If you want to see a movie full of loud noises and a totally unbelievable story, see Eagle Eye.
You didn’t capitalize the first letter in your sentence, and didn’t end your sentence with a period.
I win.
then what happened?
go back to your indy music!
Of all of the movies on this list to defend, why have you chosen possibly the stupidest one? I never saw it, but after witnessing about 5 or 10 minutes of the show I can only agree with the newly enhanced title.
Oh and get back to work
Here is another one. “The Curious Case of Benjamen Bottoms: First Brad pit gets younger, then a baby dies.”
such a depressing show.
I always thought it odd to know the what I was getting before delving into a movie experience- visually oriented as I am I tend to leave room for some ‘surprises’, although not like those which come with films like ‘SAW’ ;-!)
Ha Ha Love it
you spelled ass wrong
I agree with Anonymous as well
I think the comments are funny. And I like balls
By the way, even if you only acknowledge the Russians being the only change you have to admit they were nowhere near as scary as the Nazis.
I mean shit the primary enemy thought she was psychic and used a fucking sword for christ’s sake.
english is clearly their second language, i vote YOU’RE the idiot for not realizing that.
absolutely hilarious. very well put esp the transformers one. Please keep up the good work.
Anonymous217, these jokes weren’t for you then. Relax.
NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND ARGUMENTS CANT DIE HERE.
Rebuttal?
Sure, where do you want me to mail it to?
dont b jealous of our balls
ivo sanders is a plant. Good writing Holy Taco staff.
Well dn.
No one that illiterate is that bold. But lookie all the replies.
Other sucestions:
James Bond: Casino Royale = James Bond: You dont even recognise him –
Or: 40 years of Jamesbond down the toilet –
Or: He dosnt do anything
Starwars Episode 3: Nothing like the original –
—-
I disagree about Transformers. “loud noises”? I seriusly dont get that one.. It had the best sound and music in a movie, i have heard in a long time. “no script and retarded plot”?
It had both of them, great story.
Seriously, i dont see Schindlers List to laugh my a.. of.
And i dont get history lessons from Star Wars
So enjoy a movie AS IT IS! FOCUS!
Is that Bill Murray one a real movie? I don’t understand Clint Eastwood? What time did Wall-E come out? I don’t get this…
The Transformers one is spot on! There is absolutely no story and lots of loud noises
but I would have just called it: Ludicrous budget with no ideas.
Spent most of the time just thinking “why did they bother programming the metal to move like a mouth?”
Billy Mays sniffs Kaboom, that’s a fact!
,«,¬,ÂÂ,®,ª,«,¬,ÂÂ,®niggers guy was cancer
Loud noises and extincticy make for a fun fun fun movie-looking-at experiencing. Boom Boom things blowing up, and more loud noises is a wow, bud! And why were not the trees in ‘The Happening’ ninja trees? Then it would have been kick ass where a beech kicks out some car windows, and ninja oak trees stomp on a school bus. Woulds have been more fun. And if there had to be trees killing people with pollen, then why can’t the pollen also be like psilocybin and make dying a life-enhancing experience?
And I would like to see ninja yucca trees kick Indian Jones butt for such a lame ass movie. A lead-lined refrigerator? WTF? How….coincidental! Seriously, even a ninja creosote bush. This movie makes Baby Jesus cry.
Thanks to you. Kaboom!!
I have a suggestion on the Transformers poster: Let’s Label This After a Cult Classic To Lure the Fans but It’s Just All About Shia Lebouf and his Sexy Human Chick.
^This^
How about “Burn Before Watching”?
Judging by the Kaboom comment, Billy Mays?
…what??
where do you get your heroin from?
Could not be more wrong, let’s not lower our standards for lousy net humor.
Are you kidding! You people need to liten up.
That’s some funny stuff.
I got another one. The movie “Burn after reading” should be renamed “Burn after watching”
ALL GET A LIFE!
oh and holytaco, suggestion: come up with a way to hide comments…
Welcome to the internet…
beta.com already did it and funnier
STUMBLED!
Great post, quite humorous. Enjoyed #3 the most.
The Bill Murray is The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Its a great film.
The Clint Eastwood is Gran Torino and the poster is a very good summation of the movie.
And Finally Wall-E came out the beginning of June 2008.
I’ve really, REALLY got to stop reading the comments on these kinds of topics. My mind just can’t take it anymore…
You’re an idiot. This was hilarious.
Why do you watch movies you know youre not gonna like?
Please make me a print of that Rambo poster.
Way to steal an idea from Cracked.
Actually, this idea came from Worth1000.com
If kids movies were not secretly aimed at adults they would never get released…or produced…or comsumed. BTW Ever heard of “Hooked On Phonics” ?
It’s actually B3TA.com…. but good shout
You are an idiot…Do us all a favor and put your penis in an x-ray machine long enough so that you become sterile and don’t ruin this planet even more with your retard-DNA.
none of this was even remotely funny
Why you say that Indiana Jones 4 is a shit?
This film it’s exactly like the old saga (same esoteric script, same jokes, same effects, same surreal stunts…), but with russians. This is the only change. For this time, Lucas don’t do the same shit that with star wars but people still thinking that he made an awfull film.
Are you either A. Insane, or B. Blind, or C. a five year old child with downs syndrome? Because other than you being monumentally without any kind of standards, those are the only logical conclusions about you that can be made.
very funny!! http://www.bushyourself.com
Simply great
i think that this what authore wright about wall – e is not funney becouse this film is about kute little robot in love and not about drogs. oll other is wery funney, but you shold not write that about wall – e. and, oh my Got, that is film for childs who are inosent!
You are right. This page and comment section was designed entirely for the high standards of only the most complex, serious and intellectual individuals. What do you consider remotely funny?
Someone needs to lol some more.
you write like an inosent childs
please kill yourself. it’s a f***ing JOKE.
Lol, that last comment ruled.
*chuckle* that had me in stiches!
No. Just no.
You are the sole human responsible for destroying the English language. I can guarantee it.
because we hope and hope that they wont suck and then when we do see it we are pissed because they ruin the things we loved in our childhood.
oh yeah i stumbled this and im glad i did
I actually really liked the fourth installment of indiana jones. Even so, I really enjoyed all these jokes because I accept them for what they are, jokes.
I surprised no one has mentioned “Cloverfield”.
When is the sequal coming out?
I somehow doubt your sobriety at this point. I also suggest that the Wall-E poster be changed to something crystal meth oriented in your honor.
Sry yer comment is too long bro
seriously? correcting incorrect grammar does not mean you’re giving yourself an ego boost. ignorance is nothing to be proud of. If you’re not sure of the correct word usage? Look it up first.
Hell, with extacy I could even watch two hours of whiny white women.
Sup with all the transformer fanboi remarks btw? The poster clearly and only says it has no plot, yet many are just going on about how awesome it was. I can only presume you mean the special effects were awesome. The poster says nothing about the specials effects.
Excellent posters, man XD
ITCHY, FLAKEY SCALP???….you disgust me
Wall-E and Transformers were good movies. Get some taste and spell check.
LMAO these are great!! Well done!
You bother because simply pointing out the fact that you know a small portion of the English language makes you feel far superior to the rest of human kind.
I think you mean Megan Fox need i say more? lol
i’m sorry your dad didn’t hug you.
you kids are crazy. Stumbled this and laughed and enjoyed myself until i read all the idiotic comments on it.
1. obviously these are photoshopped, ahhhaa do u really think the movie posters say those things?? good god!
2. stop being the internet police. if the author wants to steal- who cares…it’s not hurting you.
3. personally i thoroughly enjoy sex and the city, but, i still got a good chickle.
keep up the funny shit, man.
Seriously? I mean, Seriously? Wow. Nice posters there, even if they are photo shopped I bet it took awhile to do. You have some skill. And for those losers below me. You talk crap and attack other people because apparently you have nothing better to do. It amazes me how many times I stumble onto something like this and there’s nothing but people putting comments into the comment box that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the topic at hand. IE-the photo shopped posters. If you don’t have something nice to say, then don’t waste your time saying it because its only bullshit and no one wants to hear it to begin with. All of you so called ’13 year old boys’. Shut the hell up, go back to school and learn some manners. To the rest of you. Wait, you can do the same.. =) Have a nice day.
♪ Why can’t we be friends? ♪
And also, kudos to the first guy for at least being literate in his criticism, a feat that most people most everywhere that comments are available struggle with. And seriously you guys, it’s not that big of a deal. So the guy likes tits. So what? Who out of heterosexual men doesn’t? And he mentioned other things, so he can’t have a completely one-track mind. But honestly, don’t waste your time arguing such frivolous things on the internet.
Oh, and INB4 comments about me being hypocritical, because I argued both sides of this war, so I’m not.
hahahaha, he’s also in the indiana jones movie
which sucked
this is too funny
Hey, way to steal other peoples hard work and not even cite your sources. Stolen from somethingawful.com’s photoshop phriday.
He doesn’t have the right to criticise it? Why, what makes him different from EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD?
It’s THEY’RE retards, not THEIR retards. Why do I bother…?
see above
Hell I’ve watched Transformers about 8 times on my expensive home theatre system.
Take away loud noises, kick-arse CGI and the ability to see every goose-bump on them lovely breasts in 1080p? Then there’s really no reason to watch the movie.
IMHO, the poster is spot-on…
And the one that says i hate jews is the fucking shit makes no sence but still fucking funny
I don’t agree at all with life aquatic.That is an excellent movie and bill murray is awesome.I saw it because I like wes anderson and bill murray and was delighted I did.
Most were shit. leave it at that
transformers blew.
im the anonymous who said a lot of mean things and put $p311ing in my comment and just so you know im not some bitchy whore who is pmsing…im a 13yr fucking boy who hates incompetent people…transformers action wasnt even that great 2 big guys pretty much knocked over buildings woohoo go to a fucking demolition site for that its way cooler than big robots fucking throwing each other around FUCK i hate all of you
wall-e was a fantastic movie! loved it i could watch it over and over again
Yikes. While I whole-heartedly agree with your point about spelling and grammar and such, you really shouldn’t make that point amid a tide of errors yourself. Let’s review (I’ll put corrections in brackets []):
[W]ell, you may be 13[,] but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an [8-year-old] [who] just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn’t, that’s fine. But judging by [its] box office numbers[,] I’d say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make[, whereas] writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to [people's] impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it’s one of the reasons he was able to win the [presidency].
3. Now that I think of it, [IT'S] GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT[?!] (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make[.])
4. Good lord[,] kid, it’s an [Internet] posting of funny [photoshopped] movie posters. Go outside or something. Don’t you have homework?
quite a nice work of art…though i do not particularly agree on some of the poster’s contents.
George Lucas gave me herpes……..that fucker
The posters are entertaining.
…. The comments, for the most part are even better. But one piece of advice … anyone can swear and use vulgar language. It takes a brain to truly insult someone without resorting to belly flopping in the cess pool of vulgarity. Use a few of those brain cells and put some thought into it and you might make an impression.
what the hell none of the last comments are in order and by the way every single one of the movies on this fucking site blew and who the fuck cares about grammer and $p311ing if you understand what the point of the fucking commet is then dont correct them you stupid ass fucking losers who fight back and forth with comments…..i stumbled on this hoping to get a laugh but i read your fucking comments and it made me angry cause your all fucking retarded. TRANSFORMERS AND WALL-E SUCKED GET OVER IT
fuck you and fry your brain with some sort of illicit substance like the rest of us
I challenge that it is you who is the idiot, and he was the one who passed 6th grade English class.
From the rest of humanity. After optimistically reading this nonsense and hoping to find something to validate the waste of two perfectly good minutes but only finding the complete absence of true intelligence I would like to say,
“SHUT THE FUCK UP.”
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME!
Just because you’re retarded enough just to watch movies because some brainless hot chick is in them doesn’t mean you actuallyhave the right to criticize a film hat was actually produced with a great deal of skill. Seriously? The market for transformers began a long time before you actually realized girls had boobs anyways, so quit being a spineless shallow jerk who doesn’t appreciate film or the impact of childhood toys or comics on today’s media. thanks.
This shit is funny the ppl commenting even more funny ur all gay
well, you may be 13 but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an 8 year old that just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn’t, that’s fine. But judging by it’s box office numbers I’d say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make. Whereas writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to peoples impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it’s one of the reasons he was able to win the Presidency.
3. Now that I think of it, IT”S GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT!? (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make)
4. Good lord kid, it’s an internet posting of funny photo shopped movie posters. Go outside or something. Don’t you have homework?
I think people are a bit unfair on Transformers. Lets not forget it is a kids film based on a kids cartoon. My girlfriend use to look after retarded people (seriously) and she took them to the cinema to watch it, and my girlfriend enjoyed too. I took a lot of convincing, but we hired it out about a year later. I thought it was very entertaining despite the plot being aimed at ten year olds. A lot of kids films offer some entertainment for adults, because its the adults who have to take them to the cinema and watch with them. Remember children and retards love this film, and as one Kid/retard here put it ” the best action film of the 21st century”. How can you argue with that?
haha, all that is pretty much true but i think transformers was pretty awesome.
i mean come on, SHIA LABEOUF!
need i say more?
Haha!! these are fantastic and I wish that was what I saw on the sex & the city poster earlier – my ex took me to see it and I never saw the TV show, so i figured from the title it would be interesting….oh how wrong, oh so wrong
My version of “The Life Aquatic” was more like, “YOU’LL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON MADE IT”, but, well, it’s pretty much spot on. Great flick, though.
oh shut up you boring busy-body idiot
I think you are ALL thirteen yr. old boys!
…?
The posters were OK but all you posters are Photochopped! And badly I might add. If you were a banana you would be consumed at the zoo.
chicks are for fags.
Didn’t they steal all these from Something Awful?
BALLS!!!!!!!
life aquatic is the greatest film of all time. get a sense of humor, people
I concur. Life Aquatic is a near perfect movie in my book. Down to the anamatronic wildlife. Sure Bill Murray is enough to pull me into the theater, but that whole cast was extraordinay.
completely and utterly agreed!
i agree with you man.. i love that movie.
you are crazy. the acting in that movie is among the most honest of any movie i have seen.
one of my all time favorites
agreed .. life aquatic is one of the best movies of all time. genius script, tight acting, hella stylish production design. tops.
i.e. Posters were funny regardless of whether you liked the films or not.
Not if you enjoy stylistic character driven movies and dry humor. This was enjoyable all the way through. Not sure how you can say “near perfect” and boring at the same time–this makes no sense.
It may be “near perfect” but it’s as boring as watching paint dry.
That movie SUCKED,almost as much as Royal Tannenbaums.What a waste of film,and my time.
Just kidding. I do
Hey! Ive got one! Rush Hour should’ve really been called Some Small Yellow Asian Dude Who Is Stereotypically Good At Martial Arts & Another Black Man Who Is Stereotypically Good At Dancing But Painfully Unfunny.
Did i win? Feel free to add ur own racial slurs for Film Titles!
Cause were plumbers…..
to make you die a little bit on the inside
LOVE THE ONE WITH CLINT —YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH CLINT….:)
nice title I think when they actually used those title the movie would even hit more than they did now
I liked it
2 hours of Whiny White Women – whilst it’s true that the women were white and whiny I though the point of the movie was to advertise designer clothes?
Life Aquatic was an amazing film – I watched it because of Wes Anderson; Bottle Rocket’s the only so-so film he’s done and that was his debut. Based on the Poster I want to see Rambo 4 now!
My fave was the transformers one. That’s exactly how I feel about it and I’m sick and tired of people calling it amazing. It’s basically periods of watching megan fox, mixed with periods of watchin fireworks. Do get me wrong, I like both those things, but it ain’t a movie.
Gawd-dammit Josh, listen to your parents!
These are not photoshopped! These are the real deal! I can’t believe anyone couldn’t see the authenticity oozing from these fake movie posters!
I like the “Nothing is Happening” one, SO true! That movie was a waste of time!
Photoshopped? what kind of comment is that ? Even the original posters were photoshopped LOL
ha, good read. I love when you look at the imdb of sex and the city its a 5 something, and when you ask a girl on the street they say its the best movie in the world…hmm…
easy, (10+0)/2 = 5
dude awesome.. and please guys dont ruin it with your stupid comments
speaking of soap operas, wasn’t spiderman 3 one? Peter Parker turned into an emo fag …
it’s an action movie- that’s all i wanted to see! also, that guy is right because giant robots fighting is sick! woo!
All ur mum saw was some idiotic robots u fucking faggot
I agree. Transformers is wicked awesome. Anyone who disagrees should go back to their soap operas!
Everyone enjoys balls!
I use to have two, then pa pa chewed one off when he lost a bet to uncle Loo Loo last year, he’s dead now……..I miss uncle Loo Loo, we use to play “guess whats in my pocket all day”, I never guessed right, but it felt like a warm roll of quarters to me.
Does anyone here like balls?
Great posterjobs! Too bad you can’t print them as posters & sell them, “2 Hours of Whiney White Women” would sell a million!
Bullshit I think you say that all the time.
I never, ever, EVER say this, but LOL!!
You made my day.
Hola a todos. Solo les digo que esta página es mala, su contenido es malo, vi este link porque alguien me lo recomendó y es un completo I-D-I-O-T-A… consÃÂÂganse una vida y maduren,,, pobre del que perdió su tiempo editando las imágenes de arriba y pobre de màque lo perdàintentando entender que diablos eran y viéndolas.
Púdranse!!!!
Translation:
Hi everyone! I love your website, the content is great, i saw the link and i am a complete I-D-I-O-T… i need to get a life and grow up… to whoever edit the picture thank you for taking the time to do so and i’m sorry for being so stupid because I had a hard time understanding them because I’m retarted.
Fuck me!
¡Anda y qué te den! Eres un amargado.
Haha, very funny.
Except for the Shrek 3 poster and the Tropic Thunder poster, I thought they were all rather clever.
Aww, what, no Predator?
I do believe that these are “photo-shopped”, I’m not entirely sure, but pretty sure. I mean if you look closely… hmm, no wait, uhh… well maybe I should go home and GET MY FUCKIN’ FORENSIC TOOLS BECAUSE I’M AN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BITCH!!
What are these again? ooooh movies, gee wow, I got so caught-up in the photo-shop bull shit I didn’t even notice!
My spelling rocks yours, go fuck a bull.
You may have correct spelling but your a complete moron and your grammar is terrible. Just saying
you’re also an idiot
Yes you do.
o yea… i forgot
told ya…
well i chuckled!
Cock?
Every girl loves her some tube steak
CAN’T GO WRONG WITH CLINT–ONE BAD OLE MAN…LOVE HIM
movie sucked, all u see are some idiotic robots :/
i agree with everything but transformers. that movie is sick
it’s a diaper issue
why do you young people leave their ass hanging out of their pants?
It is called a waist.
Why do skinny old men start wearing their pants right below their nipples like Client Eastwood does?
Haha, those posters are great. Love the Indiana Jones one, soooo true.
agreed, what a sh¡t movie
These are all fantastic.
My favorite is definitely the Life Aquatic one.
I like Bill Murray, but I saw the movie because Wes Anderson directed it. Enjoyed the sets, costumes, and music but the movie fell short on substance. IMO, Wes Anderson had by that point fallen into a pattern of telling the same story with the same cast over and over again… male character with talents and quirks somehow is missing out on deep family relationship, comes up with a crazy plan to reunite himself with family member, plan screwes up, one member of family probably dies, somehow characters in movie realize that the goals of bringing them together were achieved in a different way they expected. Roll credits.
Ha-ha, these are hilarious… and SO true. Great post!
They spelled it like that on purpose retard. You guys are all fucking retarded. No one cares about any of you. No one cares about your opinions either. Wake up.
Wow, there is nothing that ticks me off more than a misleading movie poster or trailer!
http://www.Privacy-Center.net
They forgot Paul Blart: Mall Cop or God Do We Miss Chris Farley!
cunt off, don’t be so fucking cynical u twatted arse whore, ur clearly just a twat who loves pointing out flaws to appear more intelligent when clearly ur a fucking idiot, BECAUSE, yes listen up, IT WAS AN EXCELLENT MOVIE, and you know it, if you don’t then you didn’t get it. Oh Yea, and Bill Murray is going to Fuck you while ur sleeping tonight … peace X
yes you did
tl;dr
He’s a man who’s a bridesmaid, get it?
they do
This is so true! Poster designers should get paid the big bucks for getting us to walk through the doors. LOL!
Walk through the doors? I prefer to open them myself!
HA HA HA!
to “I can’t figure out what i’m doing here” you can’t be a girl, I have never met a girl who is into rambo the god of death.but if you are, where the fuck do you live girl. lol
I would absolutely Not argue with a rock. Lmfao.
you all are sum real dum fucks ! they was supposed to be funny and they were . i beleve you fuckers would argue with a fuckin rock. get a fuckin life !!!!!!!!
Why don’t you try to vary your vocabulary? Try using an alternate word to “fucking”.
I have to agree with you on that one.
i dont care
Where dose one buys “Gay Jokes” or “Loud Noises” ? Yes i like tits too and those thing called “balls” where u buy balls too?
that’s the funniest shit i’ve seen in days.
more i say!
Its all relative…
But I agree actually.
Transformers was AWESOME. The rest is probably right.
Hey, I’m going to make a racist anonymous comment too!
I think most of the members of the HUMAN race are idiots. Ha! Am I in trouble now.
Oooops, I forgot to sign this as ‘anonymous’. Now you’re all going to know that I think “people is dum”. Oh well.
It’s spelled “Dumb”
my only complaint is that you insulted transformers. that movie was awesome… and i dont see what was wrong with the plot or dialogue. even without those it was the best action movie of the 21st century.
Haha. I can’t beleive I never twigged on the Three Amigos thing!
do you, by chance, like balls?
mmmmm that sounds fabulous
the lot of you can lick my ringpiece
I have two nuts
can someone come over here and rub their dick on my vagina. im hot and im horny.
OH MY GOD!!!!!
i love the sex and the city one XD
cause its SOOO true ;D
and SOOO true about gay jokes XD
stumble.upon.com
^^^^ thtas how i found this website XD
ILY holytaco XD xo
how can you tell me to relax when this site killed my grandmother? HUH!?!?!?
I agree. It’s really annoying when people see something that took a long time to make and say something like “Wow, got a lot of time on your hands?”
Time is much better spent in front of the tv, clearly.
It’s funny how many people cap on this stuff, and offer such comments like, “get a life”… all I have to say is that humor is for those who can not only recognize it as such but actually posses a funny bone… so, relax and take it for what it is people…
Hahaaa great ones, just disagree with the Life Aquatic one.
A cat is fine too.
lol, very good article, liked the bill murray one!
well I guess those should’ve been their title but they change it to make it more interesting..
i hate jews
hahahaha
Dude… The Life Aquatic was amazing… I have to admit though, transformers didn’t really have a good plot… And the dialogue was kinda bad… But that’s not what it’s meant for, transformers is supposed to have a dumbass storyline, it’s supposed to be filled with awesome!
The happening was horrible too…
Lol, the first time I saw WALL-E was on E! It was utterly fantastic. I watched it the next day when I was coming down, and the day after that when I got home. Love itttt!
ur all fucken idiots
the last poster got me.. SO true haHAAA..!
When there is taco, there is holy.
Holy.
Taco.
Holy Taco.
DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH, DUH
yummy yum yum
Cracked me up – great job!
mee tooooo, i keep them in the fridge.
awesome!
made me laugh.
hahahaahhaahhahahahahahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
no
This is soooo entertaining! LOVL!
BRILLIANT!
Hehe, I liked the last one best.
You all continue to disappoint me greatly.
People. Please. No one “stole” the idea for changing the posters for shitty movies to more accurate tag-lines/names.
I think most people who have even been to the theater have had this kind of idea before. (Such as changing WANTED to DO NOT WANTed or something equally as stupid).
Unless the “rip off” is the EXACT same image, its not fucking stolen.
Lol they’re pretty funny..
OH HAI GUISE SOMEONES ALREADY DONE IT BEFORE LOL LOL LOL YOU GUYS STOLE THE IDEA LOL ROFL IM A BIG FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
god some of you ppl seriously need to just lighten up!!!
I really thought these were funny … even though I absolutely loved Wall-e, I can still laugh at a joke *hint hint* … you were spot on with the Sex and the City poster…. bunch of winny women *shudders*
Can you send me poster for The Happening? I want to hang it in my office at work… I’m sure this will bring a few lol’s
I don’t think I ever actually had an ‘original thought’. Now that I think about it, I get an LOL simply when a rational thought enters my mind.
For what it’s worth, I liked em. Regardless of whose idea it was.