We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
Mom, you have never watched Predator. And anyway, I couldn't fit "SO FUCKING AWESOME LARGE GROUPS OF ETHNIC TRIBES SHOULD START WARS WITH EACH OTHER DUE TO DIFFERENCES IN OPINION ON WHICH PARTS WERE MOST AWESOME IN IT," on the poster. Aesthetically, it wouldn't have been pleasing.
EH?? WHAT? YOUR MOTHER HAD A PREDATOR ACTION FIGURE AS WELL.
though she called it Charlie Chaplin and put a gearbox on it so that she could crank him and have him vibrate for hours on end.
me and Charlie got very intamate, i'd be in the pink, Charlie like a soldier would take the stink. BOY HE'S LIKE YOUR SECOND FATHER HE WAS SO CLOSE TO US.
ha, good read. I love when you look at the imdb of sex and the city its a 5 something, and when you ask a girl on the street they say its the best movie in the world...hmm...
I concur. Life Aquatic is a near perfect movie in my book. Down to the anamatronic wildlife. Sure Bill Murray is enough to pull me into the theater, but that whole cast was extraordinay.
Not if you enjoy stylistic character driven movies and dry humor. This was enjoyable all the way through. Not sure how you can say "near perfect" and boring at the same time--this makes no sense.
I like Bill Murray, but I saw the movie because Wes Anderson directed it. Enjoyed the sets, costumes, and music but the movie fell short on substance. IMO, Wes Anderson had by that point fallen into a pattern of telling the same story with the same cast over and over again... male character with talents and quirks somehow is missing out on deep family relationship, comes up with a crazy plan to reunite himself with family member, plan screwes up, one member of family probably dies, somehow characters in movie realize that the goals of bringing them together were achieved in a different way they expected. Roll credits.
cunt off, don't be so fucking cynical u twatted arse whore, ur clearly just a twat who loves pointing out flaws to appear more intelligent when clearly ur a fucking idiot, BECAUSE, yes listen up, IT WAS AN EXCELLENT MOVIE, and you know it, if you don't then you didn't get it. Oh Yea, and Bill Murray is going to Fuck you while ur sleeping tonight ... peace X
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January 13th, 2009 at 01:53 pm
Aww, what, no Predator?
January 13th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
Mom, you have never watched Predator. And anyway, I couldn't fit "SO FUCKING AWESOME LARGE GROUPS OF ETHNIC TRIBES SHOULD START WARS WITH EACH OTHER DUE TO DIFFERENCES IN OPINION ON WHICH PARTS WERE MOST AWESOME IN IT," on the poster. Aesthetically, it wouldn't have been pleasing.
January 13th, 2009 at 02:23 pm
You should be more polite when talking to your mother.
January 13th, 2009 at 02:39 pm
Listen to Josh, now go to your room!
January 13th, 2009 at 04:44 pm
Where's "Identity Crisis" starring Hanna Montana as Miley Cyrus?
January 13th, 2009 at 05:10 pm
its gay and it rapes
January 13th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
Ah so that's where I put that...
January 13th, 2009 at 06:01 pm
Remember when you used to put in me?
January 14th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
remember where you use to put me in you?
March 9th, 2009 at 02:08 am
I will put something in you again
January 13th, 2009 at 06:05 pm
I need to watch the three amigos again. Timeless!
January 13th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
Epic Tread
now shut up! i'm trying to sleep
January 13th, 2009 at 04:46 pm
EH?? WHAT? YOUR MOTHER HAD A PREDATOR ACTION FIGURE AS WELL.
though she called it Charlie Chaplin and put a gearbox on it so that she could crank him and have him vibrate for hours on end.
me and Charlie got very intamate, i'd be in the pink, Charlie like a soldier would take the stink. BOY HE'S LIKE YOUR SECOND FATHER HE WAS SO CLOSE TO US.
January 13th, 2009 at 04:25 pm
Remember that time I walked in on you when you were naked with your predator action figure? Thought I forgot about that, didn't you? ;)
January 13th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
Haha. I can't beleive I never twigged on the Three Amigos thing!
January 13th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
Gawd-dammit Josh, listen to your parents!
January 13th, 2009 at 04:09 pm
2 hours of Whiny White Women - whilst it's true that the women were white and whiny I though the point of the movie was to advertise designer clothes?
January 13th, 2009 at 04:41 pm
ha, good read. I love when you look at the imdb of sex and the city its a 5 something, and when you ask a girl on the street they say its the best movie in the world...hmm...
January 13th, 2009 at 05:11 pm
Wow, there is nothing that ticks me off more than a misleading movie poster or trailer!
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January 13th, 2009 at 05:12 pm
You all continue to disappoint me greatly.
January 13th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
These are all fantastic.
My favorite is definitely the Life Aquatic one.
January 13th, 2009 at 05:34 pm
agreed, what a sh¡t movie
January 13th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
you are crazy. the acting in that movie is among the most honest of any movie i have seen.
one of my all time favorites
January 13th, 2009 at 06:28 pm
i agree with you man.. i love that movie.
January 13th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
I concur. Life Aquatic is a near perfect movie in my book. Down to the anamatronic wildlife. Sure Bill Murray is enough to pull me into the theater, but that whole cast was extraordinay.
January 13th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
It may be "near perfect" but it's as boring as watching paint dry.
January 13th, 2009 at 08:25 pm
Not if you enjoy stylistic character driven movies and dry humor. This was enjoyable all the way through. Not sure how you can say "near perfect" and boring at the same time--this makes no sense.
January 13th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
life aquatic is the greatest film of all time. get a sense of humor, people
January 13th, 2009 at 09:45 pm
i.e. Posters were funny regardless of whether you liked the films or not.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:15 am
agreed .. life aquatic is one of the best movies of all time. genius script, tight acting, hella stylish production design. tops.
January 19th, 2009 at 10:56 am
completely and utterly agreed!
August 14th, 2009 at 05:44 am
That movie SUCKED,almost as much as Royal Tannenbaums.What a waste of film,and my time.
January 13th, 2009 at 08:21 pm
I like Bill Murray, but I saw the movie because Wes Anderson directed it. Enjoyed the sets, costumes, and music but the movie fell short on substance. IMO, Wes Anderson had by that point fallen into a pattern of telling the same story with the same cast over and over again... male character with talents and quirks somehow is missing out on deep family relationship, comes up with a crazy plan to reunite himself with family member, plan screwes up, one member of family probably dies, somehow characters in movie realize that the goals of bringing them together were achieved in a different way they expected. Roll credits.
February 8th, 2009 at 07:49 am
cunt off, don't be so fucking cynical u twatted arse whore, ur clearly just a twat who loves pointing out flaws to appear more intelligent when clearly ur a fucking idiot, BECAUSE, yes listen up, IT WAS AN EXCELLENT MOVIE, and you know it, if you don't then you didn't get it. Oh Yea, and Bill Murray is going to Fuck you while ur sleeping tonight ... peace X
January 13th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
Ha-ha, these are hilarious... and SO true. Great post! :)
January 13th, 2009 at 05:44 pm
You should have inserted the word "Overprivileged" somewhere into the Sex and the City poster.
January 13th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
I disagree... Transformers was an excellent movie =). Hot chicks and sick cars that turn into kick-ass robots, what more could you ask for
January 13th, 2009 at 06:07 pm
I don't know... a plot? Some decent dialogue?
January 13th, 2009 at 06:21 pm
You went to Transformers for plot and decent dialogue? How about going to just be entertained?
Some movies are for plot and decent dialogue, George Lucas and Michael Bay films are not them....
January 13th, 2009 at 07:54 pm
See the comment RE: Predator.
Predator is a good action movie. The plot is simple, exciting and has dialogue to match.
Transformers is like letting someone carve my eyeballs out.
Maybe Megan Fox was hot in it... I have no clue as I couldn't see through all the blood.
January 13th, 2009 at 06:22 pm
Really? You actually expected that from an adaptation of a cartoon that was just made to sell toys?
January 13th, 2009 at 07:24 pm
You got Megan Fox.
What more can you ask from an 80s franchise movie?
January 13th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
did you know megan fox is a tranny?
January 14th, 2009 at 03:17 am
how does it feel being a fucking idiot who likes shit ADHD movies?
January 14th, 2009 at 05:46 am
I don´t know. A real movie, maybe?
January 14th, 2009 at 06:07 am
A movie that didn't suck. Poster says it all.
January 13th, 2009 at 06:19 pm
Rambo's 3rd act was awesome. I got a stitch of reading this page. :-) loved it...
January 13th, 2009 at 06:31 pm
Cricket sounds...
July 21st, 2009 at 12:59 pm
You sir, are a genius.
August 19th, 2009 at 06:50 am
There's someone playing cricket in my garden???
Don't go near the decking.
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