We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
WOW so true although I am a white 23 yr old woman I have no clue what the fuck "2 Hours of Whiny White Women" is about except that it gives one a headache about less than 30 secs of watching and probably is clinically damaging to the brain. Now "RAMBO" was fucking awesome. For the person who says which one ALL FUCKING 4 OF THEM okay. Who could ask for more than the epic tale of shit getting blown up, people getting throats ripped out, and the unmistakable way that only John Rambo can land a helicopter that is going down no matter what the damage.
A RAcist old man that learns to love... lol i loved that movie but i learned so many words to call an asian person in that movie. But you should add a a kick assracist oldman with a terrible family who learns to love and stiffs his bitchy selfish ass granddaughter out of a car ... then anyone will want to see it
Life Aquatic was an amazing film - I watched it because of Wes Anderson; Bottle Rocket's the only so-so film he's done and that was his debut. Based on the Poster I want to see Rambo 4 now!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 13th, 2009 at 06:37 pm
WOW so true although I am a white 23 yr old woman I have no clue what the fuck "2 Hours of Whiny White Women" is about except that it gives one a headache about less than 30 secs of watching and probably is clinically damaging to the brain. Now "RAMBO" was fucking awesome. For the person who says which one ALL FUCKING 4 OF THEM okay. Who could ask for more than the epic tale of shit getting blown up, people getting throats ripped out, and the unmistakable way that only John Rambo can land a helicopter that is going down no matter what the damage.
January 13th, 2009 at 06:32 pm
I have seen enough!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 06:46 pm
Foot my A$$!
January 13th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
I don't get the WallE one...
January 13th, 2009 at 07:01 pm
the WallE one is about using ecstasy to make the movie look so much more awesome
January 13th, 2009 at 07:02 pm
Very vague "ecstasy" reference.
January 13th, 2009 at 07:03 pm
that pole will make my dogs day
January 13th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
An hour and a half of looking at trees, then the credits roll...
Yup, that's about it!
No Max Payne?
January 13th, 2009 at 07:29 pm
Well, Max Payne IS aptly named.
January 13th, 2009 at 07:28 pm
What about "Speed Racer", but the poster actually says "This will give blind people epileptic seizures."
January 13th, 2009 at 07:39 pm
A RAcist old man that learns to love... lol i loved that movie but i learned so many words to call an asian person in that movie. But you should add a a kick assracist oldman with a terrible family who learns to love and stiffs his bitchy selfish ass granddaughter out of a car ... then anyone will want to see it
January 13th, 2009 at 07:57 pm
I did see it because Bill Murry was in it
January 13th, 2009 at 08:17 pm
Meow!
January 13th, 2009 at 08:24 pm
Could Kim Catrall's head be any more shrunk in photoshop? Hint: The answer is no.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:34 am
And you would have thought they would have taken the time to airbrush some eyebrows onto the ginger one...she looks like an anaemic newt!
January 13th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
Should add Alien vs. Predator and its sequel. Stupid movies.
January 13th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
moooo!
January 13th, 2009 at 09:26 pm
moooooooo!!
January 14th, 2009 at 07:18 am
Mooo
January 13th, 2009 at 09:47 pm
Family Guy said it best (about Sex and the City)
the titles should have been:
3 hookers and their Grandma
January 14th, 2009 at 05:25 am
Hahaha, I thought the same exact thing... :) FTW.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:55 am
It was actually "3 prostitutes and their mom" but yes very funny.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Nice compilation. What is the real name of the Bill Murray movie ? I am seeing it for the first time. All the rest I recognized.
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January 13th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
(...and it's pretty good. If you liked Rushmore or the Royal Tennenbaums, you'll probably dig this one.)
January 13th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Haha, see? you're going to see that movie because Bill Murray is in it
January 13th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
HADOKEN!!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
clint eastwood's movies are mostly like that- cranky hemorrhoidal asshole who turns mushy. anyway, i still like to watch his pictures.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
oh, yah, about wall-e... care to point me the way to score some e? i took my last 2 at the LOUD NOISES movie, now, that's ENTERTAINMENT!!
January 14th, 2009 at 02:53 am
it's the only way to watch loud noises! but wall-e made me cry real tears :(
January 13th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
All of them are good except the second one.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:02 am
regarless of you liking or disliking the second one, indiana jones, it is one of the truest of the list.
January 13th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
What about Snakes on a Plane? That poster should just have a picture of Samuel L Jackson and they should call it Snakes on a....oh wait, nevermind.
January 14th, 2009 at 02:48 am
They should have had it, but just left un-altered
January 14th, 2009 at 03:14 am
That was the joke dumbass
January 14th, 2009 at 06:11 am
Ha. Burned!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Oh god! Not again.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:08 am
I never, ever, EVER say this, but LOL!!
You made my day. :-)
January 14th, 2009 at 01:45 am
Bullshit I think you say that all the time.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:43 am
lol, very good article, liked the bill murray one!
January 14th, 2009 at 02:09 am
Life Aquatic was an amazing film - I watched it because of Wes Anderson; Bottle Rocket's the only so-so film he's done and that was his debut. Based on the Poster I want to see Rambo 4 now!
January 14th, 2009 at 02:26 am
This is soooo entertaining! LOVL!
January 14th, 2009 at 03:11 am
Why do skinny old men start wearing their pants right below their nipples like Client Eastwood does? ;-)
January 14th, 2009 at 03:18 am
why do you young people leave their ass hanging out of their pants?
January 14th, 2009 at 03:51 am
to make you die a little bit on the inside
January 14th, 2009 at 05:07 am
Cause were plumbers.....
January 14th, 2009 at 03:23 am
it's a diaper issue
January 14th, 2009 at 03:48 am
It is called a waist.
January 14th, 2009 at 04:10 am
well I guess those should've been their title but they change it to make it more interesting..
January 14th, 2009 at 04:05 am
nice title I think when they actually used those title the movie would even hit more than they did now
January 14th, 2009 at 04:31 am
that's the funniest shit i've seen in days.
more i say!
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