If Movie Posters Were Honest

January 13th, 2009 | 01:50 pm
We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us.  So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying.  But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Comments

674 Responses to "If Movie Posters Were Honest"

  1. Anonymous Says:

    I think the "nothing is happening" is pretty fucking awesome

  2. GB Says:

    I wish everyone was a fag like me

  3. Anonymous Says:

    LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Anonymous Says:

    chicks are for fags.

  5. DetachablePnis Says:

    Big black double sided dildo

  6. bryce Says:

    I am gay!

  7. One of my balls Says:

    Does anyone here like balls?

  8. Miss Piss Says:

    My vagina was very offended by this post

  9. Anonymous Says:

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  10. picadilly Says:

    Yes everyone, trolling is quite fascinating. Let's move on.

  11. Shit Says:

    I swear that 95% of sites I stumble are lists.. Why is that?

    You should do a list of "TOP 100 CUNTS".. You can be Number 1.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    word most of this shit is spot on man, Tansformers was a joke, just a shit load of loud noises. I saw the bill murray movie cause bill murray was in it and the indiana jones movie did sort of suck monkey balls

  13. Sw0rDMaNz Says:

    IM A PONY!! funny pics though ;)

  14. Ralph DeLuca Says:

    These are absolutely hilarious! I have been collecting vintage movie posters for over 15 years and never saw anything like this. Keep up the good work!!

    Ralph DeLuca
    Madison NJ
    http://www.ralphdeluca.com

  15. S Says:

    i think balls are just great!

  16. Anonymous Says:

    Lol, this is great

  17. Megabass Says:

    DEVIL POST

  18. Anonymous Says:

    I actually saw the Life Aquatic because it was created by Wes Anderson.

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Great movie.

  20. Anonymous Says:

    put me to fucking sleep.

  21. Anonymous Says:

    yeah, not going to lie, that one went right over my head.

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  23. Jewel Henry Says:

    Dude, Gran Torino was great.

  24. H83tr3d Says:

    I gotta nice one for ya "Terminator Salvation":

    "Mcg jerks out such a deadly dull rehash , it makes Charlies Angels look like Space Oddisey"

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