We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
to "I can't figure out what i'm doing here" you can't be a girl, I have never met a girl who is into rambo the god of death.but if you are, where the fuck do you live girl. lol
My fave was the transformers one. That's exactly how I feel about it and I'm sick and tired of people calling it amazing. It's basically periods of watching megan fox, mixed with periods of watchin fireworks. Do get me wrong, I like both those things, but it ain't a movie.
James Bond: Casino Royale = James Bond: You dont even recognise him -
Or: 40 years of Jamesbond down the toilet -
Or: He dosnt do anything
Starwars Episode 3: Nothing like the original -
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I disagree about Transformers. "loud noises"? I seriusly dont get that one.. It had the best sound and music in a movie, i have heard in a long time. "no script and retarded plot"?
It had both of them, great story.
Seriously, i dont see Schindlers List to laugh my a.. of.
And i dont get history lessons from Star Wars
So enjoy a movie AS IT IS! FOCUS!
The Transformers one is spot on! There is absolutely no story and lots of loud noises :D but I would have just called it: Ludicrous budget with no ideas.
Spent most of the time just thinking "why did they bother programming the metal to move like a mouth?"
The Bill Murray is The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Its a great film.
The Clint Eastwood is Gran Torino and the poster is a very good summation of the movie.
And Finally Wall-E came out the beginning of June 2008.
You are an idiot...Do us all a favor and put your penis in an x-ray machine long enough so that you become sterile and don't ruin this planet even more with your retard-DNA.
i think that this what authore wright about wall - e is not funney becouse this film is about kute little robot in love and not about drogs. oll other is wery funney, but you shold not write that about wall - e. and, oh my Got, that is film for childs who are inosent!
Loud noises and extincticy make for a fun fun fun movie-looking-at experiencing. Boom Boom things blowing up, and more loud noises is a wow, bud! And why were not the trees in 'The Happening' ninja trees? Then it would have been kick ass where a beech kicks out some car windows, and ninja oak trees stomp on a school bus. Woulds have been more fun. And if there had to be trees killing people with pollen, then why can't the pollen also be like psilocybin and make dying a life-enhancing experience?
And I would like to see ninja yucca trees kick Indian Jones butt for such a lame ass movie. A lead-lined refrigerator? WTF? How....coincidental! Seriously, even a ninja creosote bush. This movie makes Baby Jesus cry.
I have a suggestion on the Transformers poster: Let's Label This After a Cult Classic To Lure the Fans but It's Just All About Shia Lebouf and his Sexy Human Chick.
You are right. This page and comment section was designed entirely for the high standards of only the most complex, serious and intellectual individuals. What do you consider remotely funny?
Why you say that Indiana Jones 4 is a shit?
This film it's exactly like the old saga (same esoteric script, same jokes, same effects, same surreal stunts...), but with russians. This is the only change. For this time, Lucas don't do the same shit that with star wars but people still thinking that he made an awfull film.
Are you either A. Insane, or B. Blind, or C. a five year old child with downs syndrome? Because other than you being monumentally without any kind of standards, those are the only logical conclusions about you that can be made.
I actually really liked the fourth installment of indiana jones. Even so, I really enjoyed all these jokes because I accept them for what they are, jokes.
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January 14th, 2009 at 06:08 am
to "I can't figure out what i'm doing here" you can't be a girl, I have never met a girl who is into rambo the god of death.but if you are, where the fuck do you live girl. lol
January 14th, 2009 at 06:14 am
My fave was the transformers one. That's exactly how I feel about it and I'm sick and tired of people calling it amazing. It's basically periods of watching megan fox, mixed with periods of watchin fireworks. Do get me wrong, I like both those things, but it ain't a movie.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:35 am
I surprised no one has mentioned "Cloverfield".
When is the sequal coming out?
January 14th, 2009 at 06:49 am
STUMBLED!
Great post, quite humorous. Enjoyed #3 the most.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:00 am
Other sucestions:
James Bond: Casino Royale = James Bond: You dont even recognise him -
Or: 40 years of Jamesbond down the toilet -
Or: He dosnt do anything
Starwars Episode 3: Nothing like the original -
----
I disagree about Transformers. "loud noises"? I seriusly dont get that one.. It had the best sound and music in a movie, i have heard in a long time. "no script and retarded plot"?
It had both of them, great story.
Seriously, i dont see Schindlers List to laugh my a.. of.
And i dont get history lessons from Star Wars
So enjoy a movie AS IT IS! FOCUS!
January 14th, 2009 at 07:23 am
The Transformers one is spot on! There is absolutely no story and lots of loud noises :D but I would have just called it: Ludicrous budget with no ideas.
Spent most of the time just thinking "why did they bother programming the metal to move like a mouth?"
January 14th, 2009 at 08:14 am
Why do you watch movies you know youre not gonna like?
January 14th, 2009 at 09:01 am
because we hope and hope that they wont suck and then when we do see it we are pissed because they ruin the things we loved in our childhood.
oh yeah i stumbled this and im glad i did
January 14th, 2009 at 08:28 am
Anonymous217, these jokes weren't for you then. Relax.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:22 am
Is that Bill Murray one a real movie? I don't understand Clint Eastwood? What time did Wall-E come out? I don't get this...
January 14th, 2009 at 07:34 am
The Bill Murray is The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. Its a great film.
The Clint Eastwood is Gran Torino and the poster is a very good summation of the movie.
And Finally Wall-E came out the beginning of June 2008.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:09 am
You are an idiot...Do us all a favor and put your penis in an x-ray machine long enough so that you become sterile and don't ruin this planet even more with your retard-DNA.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:27 am
absolutely hilarious. very well put esp the transformers one. Please keep up the good work.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:48 am
Way to steal an idea from Cracked.
January 14th, 2009 at 07:52 am
Actually, this idea came from Worth1000.com
January 14th, 2009 at 08:03 am
Simply great
January 14th, 2009 at 08:11 am
Please make me a print of that Rambo poster.
January 14th, 2009 at 08:48 am
Sure, where do you want me to mail it to?
January 14th, 2009 at 08:14 am
i think that this what authore wright about wall - e is not funney becouse this film is about kute little robot in love and not about drogs. oll other is wery funney, but you shold not write that about wall - e. and, oh my Got, that is film for childs who are inosent!
January 14th, 2009 at 08:18 am
You are the sole human responsible for destroying the English language. I can guarantee it.
January 14th, 2009 at 08:29 am
english is clearly their second language, i vote YOU'RE the idiot for not realizing that.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT BECAUSE THIS IS THE INTERNET AND ARGUMENTS CANT DIE HERE.
Rebuttal?
January 14th, 2009 at 08:30 am
I somehow doubt your sobriety at this point. I also suggest that the Wall-E poster be changed to something crystal meth oriented in your honor.
January 14th, 2009 at 08:34 am
please kill yourself. it's a f***ing JOKE.
January 14th, 2009 at 08:58 am
you write like an inosent childs
February 3rd, 2009 at 08:46 am
dont b jealous of our balls
January 14th, 2009 at 09:33 am
If kids movies were not secretly aimed at adults they would never get released...or produced...or comsumed. BTW Ever heard of "Hooked On Phonics" ?
January 14th, 2009 at 02:10 pm
ivo sanders is a plant. Good writing Holy Taco staff.
No one that illiterate is that bold. But lookie all the replies. :-) Well dn.
January 14th, 2009 at 09:08 am
Lol, that last comment ruled.
January 14th, 2009 at 09:09 am
niggers guy was cancer
January 14th, 2009 at 09:16 am
Loud noises and extincticy make for a fun fun fun movie-looking-at experiencing. Boom Boom things blowing up, and more loud noises is a wow, bud! And why were not the trees in 'The Happening' ninja trees? Then it would have been kick ass where a beech kicks out some car windows, and ninja oak trees stomp on a school bus. Woulds have been more fun. And if there had to be trees killing people with pollen, then why can't the pollen also be like psilocybin and make dying a life-enhancing experience?
And I would like to see ninja yucca trees kick Indian Jones butt for such a lame ass movie. A lead-lined refrigerator? WTF? How....coincidental! Seriously, even a ninja creosote bush. This movie makes Baby Jesus cry.
Thanks to you. Kaboom!!
January 14th, 2009 at 10:39 am
...what??
where do you get your heroin from?
January 14th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Judging by the Kaboom comment, Billy Mays?
January 14th, 2009 at 07:02 pm
Billy Mays sniffs Kaboom, that's a fact!
January 14th, 2009 at 09:39 am
I have a suggestion on the Transformers poster: Let's Label This After a Cult Classic To Lure the Fans but It's Just All About Shia Lebouf and his Sexy Human Chick.
January 14th, 2009 at 09:51 am
*chuckle* that had me in stiches!
January 14th, 2009 at 10:11 am
none of this was even remotely funny
January 14th, 2009 at 10:30 am
You're an idiot. This was hilarious.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Could not be more wrong, let's not lower our standards for lousy net humor.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
You are right. This page and comment section was designed entirely for the high standards of only the most complex, serious and intellectual individuals. What do you consider remotely funny?
Someone needs to lol some more.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:21 am
very funny!! www.bushyourself.com
January 14th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Why you say that Indiana Jones 4 is a shit?
This film it's exactly like the old saga (same esoteric script, same jokes, same effects, same surreal stunts...), but with russians. This is the only change. For this time, Lucas don't do the same shit that with star wars but people still thinking that he made an awfull film.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Are you either A. Insane, or B. Blind, or C. a five year old child with downs syndrome? Because other than you being monumentally without any kind of standards, those are the only logical conclusions about you that can be made.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:00 am
No. Just no.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
By the way, even if you only acknowledge the Russians being the only change you have to admit they were nowhere near as scary as the Nazis.
I mean shit the primary enemy thought she was psychic and used a fucking sword for christ's sake.
January 14th, 2009 at 01:49 pm
I actually really liked the fourth installment of indiana jones. Even so, I really enjoyed all these jokes because I accept them for what they are, jokes.
January 14th, 2009 at 11:01 am
I've really, REALLY got to stop reading the comments on these kinds of topics. My mind just can't take it anymore...
January 14th, 2009 at 11:10 am
Are you kidding! You people need to liten up.
That's some funny stuff.
I got another one. The movie "Burn after reading" should be renamed "Burn after watching"
January 14th, 2009 at 11:45 am
How about "Burn Before Watching"?
January 14th, 2009 at 11:08 am
ALL GET A LIFE!
oh and holytaco, suggestion: come up with a way to hide comments...
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