We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
Hola a todos. Solo les digo que esta página es mala, su contenido es malo, vi este link porque alguien me lo recomendó y es un completo I-D-I-O-T-A... consíganse una vida y maduren,,, pobre del que perdió su tiempo editando las imágenes de arriba y pobre de mí que lo perdí intentando entender que diablos eran y viéndolas.
Púdranse!!!!
Translation:
Hi everyone! I love your website, the content is great, i saw the link and i am a complete I-D-I-O-T... i need to get a life and grow up... to whoever edit the picture thank you for taking the time to do so and i'm sorry for being so stupid because I had a hard time understanding them because I'm retarted.
People. Please. No one "stole" the idea for changing the posters for shitty movies to more accurate tag-lines/names.
I think most people who have even been to the theater have had this kind of idea before. (Such as changing WANTED to DO NOT WANTed or something equally as stupid).
Unless the "rip off" is the EXACT same image, its not fucking stolen.
It's funny how many people cap on this stuff, and offer such comments like, "get a life"... all I have to say is that humor is for those who can not only recognize it as such but actually posses a funny bone... so, relax and take it for what it is people...
god some of you ppl seriously need to just lighten up!!!
I really thought these were funny ... even though I absolutely loved Wall-e, I can still laugh at a joke *hint hint* ... you were spot on with the Sex and the City poster.... bunch of winny women *shudders*
Can you send me poster for The Happening? I want to hang it in my office at work... I'm sure this will bring a few lol's
I would have to agree, Life Aquatic was so much more than just Bill Murrey, and i don't think i know know anyone that would watch a movie just because he's in it. I do know people who would watch anything that Wes Anderson puts out though.
I always thought it odd to know the what I was getting before delving into a movie experience- visually oriented as I am I tend to leave room for some 'surprises', although not like those which come with films like 'SAW' ;-!)
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
And how many god damn john ray's in authority are there in portland oregon!
You damn serial killer.
You crazy son of a bitch. This is sgt Walker and if I ever see you walking around SW Broadway again, I will shoot you point blank in the asshole. I know you are lying about the "crimes" committed against you and I will not rest until the day that your lifeless body is crumpled underneath my squad car. I will eat your guts and then penetrate your orifices with my nightstick. You will be dead. This is going to happen sooner than you think. I am so super serious. The police are watching your every move. You will never be safe. I know what you are up to. It is so obvious that you are gay. Everyone knows it, so just admit it. You are so gay. I saw you one time sucking dick for free.
I actually saw Life Aquatic because I heard there was a guy who sang David Bowie songs in portuguese in it -- I like these posters, though, very well done :)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 9th, 2009 at 02:31 am
I think the comments are funny. And I like balls
January 14th, 2009 at 11:11 am
beta.com already did it and funnier
January 14th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
It's actually B3TA.com.... but good shout
January 14th, 2009 at 03:33 pm
^This^
January 14th, 2009 at 11:39 am
well i chuckled!
January 14th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Hola a todos. Solo les digo que esta página es mala, su contenido es malo, vi este link porque alguien me lo recomendó y es un completo I-D-I-O-T-A... consíganse una vida y maduren,,, pobre del que perdió su tiempo editando las imágenes de arriba y pobre de mí que lo perdí intentando entender que diablos eran y viéndolas.
Púdranse!!!!
January 14th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
¡Anda y qué te den! Eres un amargado.
January 15th, 2009 at 07:51 am
Translation:
Hi everyone! I love your website, the content is great, i saw the link and i am a complete I-D-I-O-T... i need to get a life and grow up... to whoever edit the picture thank you for taking the time to do so and i'm sorry for being so stupid because I had a hard time understanding them because I'm retarted.
Fuck me!
January 14th, 2009 at 11:57 am
They forgot Paul Blart: Mall Cop or God Do We Miss Chris Farley!
January 14th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
People. Please. No one "stole" the idea for changing the posters for shitty movies to more accurate tag-lines/names.
I think most people who have even been to the theater have had this kind of idea before. (Such as changing WANTED to DO NOT WANTed or something equally as stupid).
Unless the "rip off" is the EXACT same image, its not fucking stolen.
January 14th, 2009 at 01:26 pm
It's funny how many people cap on this stuff, and offer such comments like, "get a life"... all I have to say is that humor is for those who can not only recognize it as such but actually posses a funny bone... so, relax and take it for what it is people...
January 14th, 2009 at 09:39 pm
I agree. It's really annoying when people see something that took a long time to make and say something like "Wow, got a lot of time on your hands?"
Time is much better spent in front of the tv, clearly.
January 15th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
how can you tell me to relax when this site killed my grandmother? HUH!?!?!?
January 14th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Lol they're pretty funny..
OH HAI GUISE SOMEONES ALREADY DONE IT BEFORE LOL LOL LOL YOU GUYS STOLE THE IDEA LOL ROFL IM A BIG FUCKING DOUCHEBAG
January 14th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
god some of you ppl seriously need to just lighten up!!!
I really thought these were funny ... even though I absolutely loved Wall-e, I can still laugh at a joke *hint hint* ... you were spot on with the Sex and the City poster.... bunch of winny women *shudders*
Can you send me poster for The Happening? I want to hang it in my office at work... I'm sure this will bring a few lol's
January 14th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
A cat is fine too.
January 14th, 2009 at 02:36 pm
Haha, those posters are great. Love the Indiana Jones one, soooo true.
January 14th, 2009 at 02:49 pm
I don't think I ever actually had an 'original thought'. Now that I think about it, I get an LOL simply when a rational thought enters my mind.
For what it's worth, I liked em. Regardless of whose idea it was.
January 14th, 2009 at 03:02 pm
ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME??? THE LIFE AQUATIC WITH STEVE ZISSOU IS THE SHIT, THE EFFIN SHIT
January 15th, 2009 at 02:05 pm
go back to your indy music!
March 9th, 2009 at 02:29 am
Yes! I agree with you! That person is very gay
March 9th, 2009 at 02:27 am
You sir, are a gay
January 14th, 2009 at 03:11 pm
well done
January 14th, 2009 at 03:16 pm
lol, this is good
January 14th, 2009 at 03:39 pm
I would have to agree, Life Aquatic was so much more than just Bill Murrey, and i don't think i know know anyone that would watch a movie just because he's in it. I do know people who would watch anything that Wes Anderson puts out though.
January 14th, 2009 at 04:08 pm
I only saw it because Bill Murray was in it, and guess what, I hated it.
January 14th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
guess what, you're retarded
January 14th, 2009 at 05:56 pm
guess what-- o frick i forgot. it was going to be a great comeback. oh well.
and life aquatic... had bill murray in it!
January 14th, 2009 at 09:44 pm
its a good thing bill was in the movie, otherwise i never would have seen it.
January 15th, 2009 at 09:20 am
wait wait wait... there was a war in Europe?
January 15th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Yeah, the first world war, or to the americans, the '1917-1918 war'
January 15th, 2009 at 01:59 pm
then what happened?
January 14th, 2009 at 04:56 pm
Zissou is the shiz. just for the record. way better than any of the other stupid azz movies
January 14th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
you spelled ass wrong
January 15th, 2009 at 02:51 pm
You didn't capitalize the first letter in your sentence, and didn't end your sentence with a period.
I win.
January 15th, 2009 at 02:10 am
Well... if Bill Murray's in the movie, I watch it becaouse of it.
February 4th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
bitch please. So (SOOO) many peoplez watch movies only because they want to see Bill Murray.
January 14th, 2009 at 05:26 pm
Hello, I'm an idiot.
January 14th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
Here is another one. "The Curious Case of Benjamen Bottoms: First Brad pit gets younger, then a baby dies."
such a depressing show.
January 14th, 2009 at 05:35 pm
I always thought it odd to know the what I was getting before delving into a movie experience- visually oriented as I am I tend to leave room for some 'surprises', although not like those which come with films like 'SAW' ;-!)
January 14th, 2009 at 05:41 pm
Ha Ha Love it
January 14th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric Carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent Walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t Joan and Eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
And how many god damn john ray's in authority are there in portland oregon!
You damn serial killer.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:07 am
lol pwned
March 9th, 2009 at 02:20 am
You crazy son of a bitch. This is sgt Walker and if I ever see you walking around SW Broadway again, I will shoot you point blank in the asshole. I know you are lying about the "crimes" committed against you and I will not rest until the day that your lifeless body is crumpled underneath my squad car. I will eat your guts and then penetrate your orifices with my nightstick. You will be dead. This is going to happen sooner than you think. I am so super serious. The police are watching your every move. You will never be safe. I know what you are up to. It is so obvious that you are gay. Everyone knows it, so just admit it. You are so gay. I saw you one time sucking dick for free.
January 14th, 2009 at 06:03 pm
I actually saw Life Aquatic because I heard there was a guy who sang David Bowie songs in portuguese in it -- I like these posters, though, very well done :)
January 14th, 2009 at 09:05 pm
How about "The Dark Knight"? ...retitled, "Half an Hour Too Long, One Explosion Too Many".
January 14th, 2009 at 09:26 pm
Billy Mays poisoned a plasma donor
January 14th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
i agree with anonymous
January 15th, 2009 at 06:56 am
I agree with Anonymous as well
January 14th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Make more of these im going to blow one up and place it in my room kikos here I come
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