We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
who was expecting the plot of a movie based on toys that change from cars to robots to be good? i just wanted to see giant robots fighting. i did see that. it was awesome. also loud noises are awesome!
These are quite funny and kill a boring 5 minutes at work, but I am quite offended by the first one: why is "2 hours of whiny WHITE women?"
I think that this is outrageous. Imagine the uproar if this racially negative comment were directed toward black people! Yet white people are allowed to be the butt of racial jokes - it really annoys me.
*Eyeroll*. You know what really annoys me? Every inconsequential joke becoming a race war. Everyone wants to talk about how prejudiced people are to their race. Just be like me, and make fun of every race equally. See, there you go, problem solved. Now stop whining.
well...they are all white...and whiny...terribly whiny. As for your comment about it only being acceptable to make of white people, if there was a black chick on the show Im sure they would add...
...and a very loud, obnoxious, weave-wearing, black woman. :)
Of all of the movies on this list to defend, why have you chosen possibly the stupidest one? I never saw it, but after witnessing about 5 or 10 minutes of the show I can only agree with the newly enhanced title.
It 's called an aliteration (three words that start with W is nicer than two), also it's funny just because it's offensive, like most of the content on this site.
Well its called "2 hours of whiny WHITE women" because they are ummm....WHITE! if they were yellow, orange, black, gray, or etc. that adjective would proceed WOMEN. Stop trying to make something out of nothing and to the person who posted the racial slur...I'm just going to roll my eyes...anonymity produces a lot of heart...
FAKE! These are clearly photoshopped. Way to go. This would only be funny if you found the actual posters that say that. BTW, I totally want to see Ecstac-E.
You are all just mad because someone found a way to express themselves artistically and you are jealous because you cannot do it your self. Get a real life and make your mark somewhere it will be wanted. Like maybe the political blogs or some where no one cares what you say.
I think most of these movies (with the exception of Life Aquatic and maybe Wall-E) aren't very artistic at all. I think they're industrial rather than artistic.
or maybe you weren't talking about the movies and instead were talking about the joke posters.
i could make a poster for this series of joke posters, it would say "mediocre joke posters but theres one that has bill murray on it and it makes it all worth it"
I agree, the comments are effing hilarious. All the anonymous people fighting, probably sitting proudly in their chairs stuffing cheetos in their mouths.
Awesome.
Hey! Ive got one! Rush Hour should've really been called Some Small Yellow Asian Dude Who Is Stereotypically Good At Martial Arts & Another Black Man Who Is Stereotypically Good At Dancing But Painfully Unfunny.
Did i win? Feel free to add ur own racial slurs for Film Titles!
Lol, the first time I saw WALL-E was on E! It was utterly fantastic. I watched it the next day when I was coming down, and the day after that when I got home. Love itttt!
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January 15th, 2009 at 12:56 am
Man, the internet loses.
Ha, transformers. Why was the plot shitty? watch the original, and you'll see why.
January 15th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
who was expecting the plot of a movie based on toys that change from cars to robots to be good? i just wanted to see giant robots fighting. i did see that. it was awesome. also loud noises are awesome!
January 15th, 2009 at 02:53 pm
If you want to see a movie full of loud noises and a totally unbelievable story, see Eagle Eye.
January 15th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
Or any of a number of porn movies
January 15th, 2009 at 02:12 am
These are quite funny and kill a boring 5 minutes at work, but I am quite offended by the first one: why is "2 hours of whiny WHITE women?"
I think that this is outrageous. Imagine the uproar if this racially negative comment were directed toward black people! Yet white people are allowed to be the butt of racial jokes - it really annoys me.
January 15th, 2009 at 02:24 am
they are white
January 15th, 2009 at 02:51 am
They are VERY white.
January 15th, 2009 at 03:00 am
*Eyeroll*. You know what really annoys me? Every inconsequential joke becoming a race war. Everyone wants to talk about how prejudiced people are to their race. Just be like me, and make fun of every race equally. See, there you go, problem solved. Now stop whining.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:48 am
exactly
January 15th, 2009 at 04:44 am
I'm just throwing this out there, but does anyone else find it funny that the whiny white girl is whining about the whiny white girl poster?
January 15th, 2009 at 07:54 am
hahahaha - pure gold. i bet the women in that movie would be annoyed by the title too lol
January 15th, 2009 at 06:57 am
It's not a racial Joke, it doesn't imply that all white women are whiny so it's not even a stereotype.
No it's 2 hours, of whining white women.
Does exactly what it says on the tin!
January 15th, 2009 at 07:52 am
And whiny...
January 15th, 2009 at 08:43 am
well...they are all white...and whiny...terribly whiny. As for your comment about it only being acceptable to make of white people, if there was a black chick on the show Im sure they would add...
...and a very loud, obnoxious, weave-wearing, black woman. :)
January 15th, 2009 at 02:06 pm
Of all of the movies on this list to defend, why have you chosen possibly the stupidest one? I never saw it, but after witnessing about 5 or 10 minutes of the show I can only agree with the newly enhanced title.
January 15th, 2009 at 02:13 pm
Oh and get back to work
January 16th, 2009 at 03:40 am
It 's called an aliteration (three words that start with W is nicer than two), also it's funny just because it's offensive, like most of the content on this site.
January 15th, 2009 at 04:44 am
these have been done before. fag.
January 15th, 2009 at 05:04 am
Wow a beautifully insightful and eloquently put comment for us all to ponder over. Quite a rarity on the internet these days. Thank You.
January 15th, 2009 at 08:04 am
:-) kudos to you!
March 9th, 2009 at 02:31 am
you're a fag, too
March 9th, 2009 at 02:35 am
fag
January 15th, 2009 at 05:12 am
Well its called "2 hours of whiny WHITE women" because they are ummm....WHITE! if they were yellow, orange, black, gray, or etc. that adjective would proceed WOMEN. Stop trying to make something out of nothing and to the person who posted the racial slur...I'm just going to roll my eyes...anonymity produces a lot of heart...
January 15th, 2009 at 05:15 am
oh the humanity... all this heart for no reason.
January 15th, 2009 at 05:39 am
FAKE! These are clearly photoshopped. Way to go. This would only be funny if you found the actual posters that say that. BTW, I totally want to see Ecstac-E.
January 15th, 2009 at 05:48 am
No way! o.0 These are photoshopped??? It's almost as if that was the point!
January 15th, 2009 at 08:39 am
Irony is hilarious
January 15th, 2009 at 01:09 pm
BATTLE ROYALE!!!!!
i included my name in case anyone i know stumbles upon this site lol...i'm so clever.
January 15th, 2009 at 06:04 am
you're an idiot
January 15th, 2009 at 07:40 am
Most pointless comment ever?
January 15th, 2009 at 08:05 am
I don't think you get it. Go watch some AFV or something.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:52 am
hehehe
January 15th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
man hit in the nuts by young boy = funny!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Are you serious?
January 15th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Yes....they are OBVIOUSLY photoshoped idiot. Hence the hilarity.
January 15th, 2009 at 10:52 am
you're clearly not smart enough to stay on this site and that's really saying something...
January 15th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
Did you know the originals film posters are photoshopped too?
fool
January 15th, 2009 at 02:08 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
January 15th, 2009 at 06:00 am
You are all just mad because someone found a way to express themselves artistically and you are jealous because you cannot do it your self. Get a real life and make your mark somewhere it will be wanted. Like maybe the political blogs or some where no one cares what you say.
January 15th, 2009 at 04:58 pm
I think most of these movies (with the exception of Life Aquatic and maybe Wall-E) aren't very artistic at all. I think they're industrial rather than artistic.
or maybe you weren't talking about the movies and instead were talking about the joke posters.
i could make a poster for this series of joke posters, it would say "mediocre joke posters but theres one that has bill murray on it and it makes it all worth it"
January 15th, 2009 at 06:55 am
South Park did a great take on their thoughts of the Indiana Jones flick. I think everyone thought that one should never have been made....
January 15th, 2009 at 07:38 am
Hahaha!! The comments are funnier than the posters! Its amazing how people go off the topic and start personal wars.. Anonymous vs Anonymous! hahaha.
January 15th, 2009 at 07:58 am
Yes yes. No. Yes. Yes.
January 15th, 2009 at 08:07 am
I agree, the comments are effing hilarious. All the anonymous people fighting, probably sitting proudly in their chairs stuffing cheetos in their mouths.
Awesome.
January 15th, 2009 at 01:57 pm
i like cheetos...
January 15th, 2009 at 10:13 am
hilarious!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Hey! Ive got one! Rush Hour should've really been called Some Small Yellow Asian Dude Who Is Stereotypically Good At Martial Arts & Another Black Man Who Is Stereotypically Good At Dancing But Painfully Unfunny.
Did i win? Feel free to add ur own racial slurs for Film Titles!
January 15th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Lol, the first time I saw WALL-E was on E! It was utterly fantastic. I watched it the next day when I was coming down, and the day after that when I got home. Love itttt!
January 15th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Hey, I'm going to make a racist anonymous comment too!
I think most of the members of the HUMAN race are idiots. Ha! Am I in trouble now.
Oooops, I forgot to sign this as 'anonymous'. Now you're all going to know that I think "people is dum". Oh well.
January 15th, 2009 at 01:44 pm
Its all relative...
But I agree actually.
Transformers was AWESOME. The rest is probably right.
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