We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
They spelled it like that on purpose retard. You guys are all fucking retarded. No one cares about any of you. No one cares about your opinions either. Wake up.
Dude... The Life Aquatic was amazing... I have to admit though, transformers didn't really have a good plot... And the dialogue was kinda bad... But that's not what it's meant for, transformers is supposed to have a dumbass storyline, it's supposed to be filled with awesome!
my only complaint is that you insulted transformers. that movie was awesome... and i dont see what was wrong with the plot or dialogue. even without those it was the best action movie of the 21st century.
Hell I've watched Transformers about 8 times on my expensive home theatre system.
Take away loud noises, kick-arse CGI and the ability to see every goose-bump on them lovely breasts in 1080p? Then there's really no reason to watch the movie.
Just because you're retarded enough just to watch movies because some brainless hot chick is in them doesn't mean you actuallyhave the right to criticize a film hat was actually produced with a great deal of skill. Seriously? The market for transformers began a long time before you actually realized girls had boobs anyways, so quit being a spineless shallow jerk who doesn't appreciate film or the impact of childhood toys or comics on today's media. thanks.
And also, kudos to the first guy for at least being literate in his criticism, a feat that most people most everywhere that comments are available struggle with. And seriously you guys, it's not that big of a deal. So the guy likes tits. So what? Who out of heterosexual men doesn't? And he mentioned other things, so he can't have a completely one-track mind. But honestly, don't waste your time arguing such frivolous things on the internet.
Oh, and INB4 comments about me being hypocritical, because I argued both sides of this war, so I'm not.
I don't agree at all with life aquatic.That is an excellent movie and bill murray is awesome.I saw it because I like wes anderson and bill murray and was delighted I did.
From the rest of humanity. After optimistically reading this nonsense and hoping to find something to validate the waste of two perfectly good minutes but only finding the complete absence of true intelligence I would like to say,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
I think people are a bit unfair on Transformers. Lets not forget it is a kids film based on a kids cartoon. My girlfriend use to look after retarded people (seriously) and she took them to the cinema to watch it, and my girlfriend enjoyed too. I took a lot of convincing, but we hired it out about a year later. I thought it was very entertaining despite the plot being aimed at ten year olds. A lot of kids films offer some entertainment for adults, because its the adults who have to take them to the cinema and watch with them. Remember children and retards love this film, and as one Kid/retard here put it " the best action film of the 21st century". How can you argue with that?
You bother because simply pointing out the fact that you know a small portion of the English language makes you feel far superior to the rest of human kind.
seriously? correcting incorrect grammar does not mean you're giving yourself an ego boost. ignorance is nothing to be proud of. If you're not sure of the correct word usage? Look it up first.
Hell, with extacy I could even watch two hours of whiny white women.
Sup with all the transformer fanboi remarks btw? The poster clearly and only says it has no plot, yet many are just going on about how awesome it was. I can only presume you mean the special effects were awesome. The poster says nothing about the specials effects.
Haha!! these are fantastic and I wish that was what I saw on the sex & the city poster earlier - my ex took me to see it and I never saw the TV show, so i figured from the title it would be interesting....oh how wrong, oh so wrong
My version of "The Life Aquatic" was more like, "YOU'LL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON MADE IT", but, well, it's pretty much spot on. Great flick, though.
what the hell none of the last comments are in order and by the way every single one of the movies on this fucking site blew and who the fuck cares about grammer and $p311ing if you understand what the point of the fucking commet is then dont correct them you stupid ass fucking losers who fight back and forth with comments.....i stumbled on this hoping to get a laugh but i read your fucking comments and it made me angry cause your all fucking retarded. TRANSFORMERS AND WALL-E SUCKED GET OVER IT
im the anonymous who said a lot of mean things and put $p311ing in my comment and just so you know im not some bitchy whore who is pmsing...im a 13yr fucking boy who hates incompetent people...transformers action wasnt even that great 2 big guys pretty much knocked over buildings woohoo go to a fucking demolition site for that its way cooler than big robots fucking throwing each other around FUCK i hate all of you
well, you may be 13 but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an 8 year old that just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn't, that's fine. But judging by it's box office numbers I'd say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make. Whereas writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to peoples impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it's one of the reasons he was able to win the Presidency.
3. Now that I think of it, IT"S GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT!? (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make)
4. Good lord kid, it's an internet posting of funny photo shopped movie posters. Go outside or something. Don't you have homework?
Yikes. While I whole-heartedly agree with your point about spelling and grammar and such, you really shouldn't make that point amid a tide of errors yourself. Let's review (I'll put corrections in brackets []):
[W]ell, you may be 13[,] but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an [8-year-old] [who] just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn't, that's fine. But judging by [its] box office numbers[,] I'd say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make[, whereas] writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to [people's] impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it's one of the reasons he was able to win the [presidency].
3. Now that I think of it, [IT'S] GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT[?!] (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make[.])
4. Good lord[,] kid, it's an [Internet] posting of funny [photoshopped] movie posters. Go outside or something. Don't you have homework?
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January 15th, 2009 at 03:29 pm
It's spelled "Dumb"
January 15th, 2009 at 07:07 pm
They spelled it like that on purpose retard. You guys are all fucking retarded. No one cares about any of you. No one cares about your opinions either. Wake up.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I like the "Nothing is Happening" one, SO true! That movie was a waste of time!
January 15th, 2009 at 01:15 pm
i agree with everything but transformers. that movie is sick
January 15th, 2009 at 01:50 pm
movie sucked, all u see are some idiotic robots :/
January 15th, 2009 at 01:48 pm
it's an action movie- that's all i wanted to see! also, that guy is right because giant robots fighting is sick! woo!
January 15th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
I agree. Transformers is wicked awesome. Anyone who disagrees should go back to their soap operas!
January 15th, 2009 at 06:50 pm
speaking of soap operas, wasn't spiderman 3 one? Peter Parker turned into an emo fag ...
January 17th, 2009 at 09:36 am
All ur mum saw was some idiotic robots u fucking faggot
January 15th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
When there is taco, there is holy.
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January 15th, 2009 at 03:19 pm
i hate jews
January 16th, 2009 at 08:16 pm
hahahaha
January 15th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
Dude... The Life Aquatic was amazing... I have to admit though, transformers didn't really have a good plot... And the dialogue was kinda bad... But that's not what it's meant for, transformers is supposed to have a dumbass storyline, it's supposed to be filled with awesome!
The happening was horrible too...
January 15th, 2009 at 03:57 pm
Great posterjobs! Too bad you can't print them as posters & sell them, "2 Hours of Whiney White Women" would sell a million!
January 15th, 2009 at 05:09 pm
my only complaint is that you insulted transformers. that movie was awesome... and i dont see what was wrong with the plot or dialogue. even without those it was the best action movie of the 21st century.
January 15th, 2009 at 05:25 pm
transformers blew.
January 15th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
Hell I've watched Transformers about 8 times on my expensive home theatre system.
Take away loud noises, kick-arse CGI and the ability to see every goose-bump on them lovely breasts in 1080p? Then there's really no reason to watch the movie.
IMHO, the poster is spot-on...
January 15th, 2009 at 05:51 pm
Just because you're retarded enough just to watch movies because some brainless hot chick is in them doesn't mean you actuallyhave the right to criticize a film hat was actually produced with a great deal of skill. Seriously? The market for transformers began a long time before you actually realized girls had boobs anyways, so quit being a spineless shallow jerk who doesn't appreciate film or the impact of childhood toys or comics on today's media. thanks.
January 15th, 2009 at 06:27 pm
He doesn't have the right to criticise it? Why, what makes him different from EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD?
January 15th, 2009 at 06:51 pm
♪ Why can't we be friends? ♪
And also, kudos to the first guy for at least being literate in his criticism, a feat that most people most everywhere that comments are available struggle with. And seriously you guys, it's not that big of a deal. So the guy likes tits. So what? Who out of heterosexual men doesn't? And he mentioned other things, so he can't have a completely one-track mind. But honestly, don't waste your time arguing such frivolous things on the internet.
Oh, and INB4 comments about me being hypocritical, because I argued both sides of this war, so I'm not.
January 15th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
wall-e was a fantastic movie! loved it i could watch it over and over again :P
January 15th, 2009 at 07:37 pm
I don't agree at all with life aquatic.That is an excellent movie and bill murray is awesome.I saw it because I like wes anderson and bill murray and was delighted I did.
January 15th, 2009 at 07:40 pm
haha, all that is pretty much true but i think transformers was pretty awesome.
i mean come on, SHIA LABEOUF!
need i say more?
January 15th, 2009 at 08:18 pm
hahahaha, he's also in the indiana jones movie
which sucked
January 17th, 2009 at 12:30 am
I think you mean Megan Fox need i say more? lol
January 15th, 2009 at 07:55 pm
Most were shit. leave it at that
January 15th, 2009 at 09:21 pm
Hey, way to steal other peoples hard work and not even cite your sources. Stolen from somethingawful.com's photoshop phriday.
January 16th, 2009 at 01:53 am
From the rest of humanity. After optimistically reading this nonsense and hoping to find something to validate the waste of two perfectly good minutes but only finding the complete absence of true intelligence I would like to say,
"SHUT THE FUCK UP."
January 16th, 2009 at 02:59 am
This shit is funny the ppl commenting even more funny ur all gay
January 16th, 2009 at 03:29 am
And the one that says i hate jews is the fucking shit makes no sence but still fucking funny
January 16th, 2009 at 04:24 am
I think people are a bit unfair on Transformers. Lets not forget it is a kids film based on a kids cartoon. My girlfriend use to look after retarded people (seriously) and she took them to the cinema to watch it, and my girlfriend enjoyed too. I took a lot of convincing, but we hired it out about a year later. I thought it was very entertaining despite the plot being aimed at ten year olds. A lot of kids films offer some entertainment for adults, because its the adults who have to take them to the cinema and watch with them. Remember children and retards love this film, and as one Kid/retard here put it " the best action film of the 21st century". How can you argue with that?
January 16th, 2009 at 06:52 am
It's THEY'RE retards, not THEIR retards. Why do I bother...?
January 16th, 2009 at 11:25 am
You bother because simply pointing out the fact that you know a small portion of the English language makes you feel far superior to the rest of human kind.
January 16th, 2009 at 01:24 pm
seriously? correcting incorrect grammar does not mean you're giving yourself an ego boost. ignorance is nothing to be proud of. If you're not sure of the correct word usage? Look it up first.
January 16th, 2009 at 07:27 pm
oh shut up you boring busy-body idiot
January 17th, 2009 at 01:29 pm
I challenge that it is you who is the idiot, and he was the one who passed 6th grade English class.
January 16th, 2009 at 05:20 am
Hell, with extacy I could even watch two hours of whiny white women.
Sup with all the transformer fanboi remarks btw? The poster clearly and only says it has no plot, yet many are just going on about how awesome it was. I can only presume you mean the special effects were awesome. The poster says nothing about the specials effects.
Excellent posters, man XD
January 16th, 2009 at 05:23 am
ITCHY, FLAKEY SCALP???....you disgust me
January 16th, 2009 at 07:42 am
this is too funny
January 16th, 2009 at 09:36 am
Haha!! these are fantastic and I wish that was what I saw on the sex & the city poster earlier - my ex took me to see it and I never saw the TV show, so i figured from the title it would be interesting....oh how wrong, oh so wrong
January 16th, 2009 at 09:56 am
My version of "The Life Aquatic" was more like, "YOU'LL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON MADE IT", but, well, it's pretty much spot on. Great flick, though.
January 16th, 2009 at 10:08 am
quite a nice work of art...though i do not particularly agree on some of the poster's contents.
January 16th, 2009 at 04:15 pm
The posters were OK but all you posters are Photochopped! And badly I might add. If you were a banana you would be consumed at the zoo.
January 16th, 2009 at 06:29 pm
what the hell none of the last comments are in order and by the way every single one of the movies on this fucking site blew and who the fuck cares about grammer and $p311ing if you understand what the point of the fucking commet is then dont correct them you stupid ass fucking losers who fight back and forth with comments.....i stumbled on this hoping to get a laugh but i read your fucking comments and it made me angry cause your all fucking retarded. TRANSFORMERS AND WALL-E SUCKED GET OVER IT
January 16th, 2009 at 06:27 pm
im the anonymous who said a lot of mean things and put $p311ing in my comment and just so you know im not some bitchy whore who is pmsing...im a 13yr fucking boy who hates incompetent people...transformers action wasnt even that great 2 big guys pretty much knocked over buildings woohoo go to a fucking demolition site for that its way cooler than big robots fucking throwing each other around FUCK i hate all of you
January 16th, 2009 at 07:28 pm
i'm sorry your dad didn't hug you. :(
January 16th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
see above
January 19th, 2009 at 05:29 pm
...?
January 17th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
well, you may be 13 but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an 8 year old that just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn't, that's fine. But judging by it's box office numbers I'd say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make. Whereas writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to peoples impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it's one of the reasons he was able to win the Presidency.
3. Now that I think of it, IT"S GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT!? (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make)
4. Good lord kid, it's an internet posting of funny photo shopped movie posters. Go outside or something. Don't you have homework?
January 19th, 2009 at 03:35 pm
Yikes. While I whole-heartedly agree with your point about spelling and grammar and such, you really shouldn't make that point amid a tide of errors yourself. Let's review (I'll put corrections in brackets []):
[W]ell, you may be 13[,] but you appear to have all of the intelligence of an [8-year-old] [who] just learned to curse.
1. I liked Transformers and Wall-E. If you didn't, that's fine. But judging by [its] box office numbers[,] I'd say a lot of people liked them besides me.
2. Misspelling and grammatical errors, along with writing in CAPS LOCK, make YOU look like an incompetent idiot and undermine whatever point you are trying to make[, whereas] writing correctly enhances your point. I mean, would you ever talk like that to your friends? How you speak/write is very important as to [people's] impression of you. Just look at someone like Obama, who is one of the best orators I have seen. He does an excellent job of speaking, and it's one of the reasons he was able to win the [presidency].
3. Now that I think of it, [IT'S] GIANT ROBOTS AND MEGAN FOX!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT[?!] (Note, this is an appropriate use of caps lock, as it provides proper emphasis on the point I am trying to make[.])
4. Good lord[,] kid, it's an [Internet] posting of funny [photoshopped] movie posters. Go outside or something. Don't you have homework?
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