We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
Seriously? I mean, Seriously? Wow. Nice posters there, even if they are photo shopped I bet it took awhile to do. You have some skill. And for those losers below me. You talk crap and attack other people because apparently you have nothing better to do. It amazes me how many times I stumble onto something like this and there's nothing but people putting comments into the comment box that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the topic at hand. IE-the photo shopped posters. If you don't have something nice to say, then don't waste your time saying it because its only bullshit and no one wants to hear it to begin with. All of you so called '13 year old boys'. Shut the hell up, go back to school and learn some manners. To the rest of you. Wait, you can do the same.. =) Have a nice day.
.... The comments, for the most part are even better. But one piece of advice ... anyone can swear and use vulgar language. It takes a brain to truly insult someone without resorting to belly flopping in the cess pool of vulgarity. Use a few of those brain cells and put some thought into it and you might make an impression.
Dude! I think you're absolutely right!
At first sight
I thought them to be REAL!
But I was wrong..
.. and you opened my tired old eyes!
Oh, this nasty time!
So many traps, so few time (to learn how to recognize them all)
you all are sum real dum fucks ! they was supposed to be funny and they were . i beleve you fuckers would argue with a fuckin rock. get a fuckin life !!!!!!!!
All of them were very well done, except I have to agree with the previous posters concerning "The Life Aquatic." Who the hell saw it because of Bill Murray? It should have indeed read "YOU WILL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON DIRECTED IT", which is a damn good reason to see a movie.
Megan Fox ? you mean the trailer trash girl with a big ass tattoo above her cunt that says "Brian"....shes with a 90210 kinda ho.....Austin Green use to be a skinny fuck, now look at his fat ass....give Megan a few years, lol
oh and yeah those fake posters are on the money, all those actors suck anyway
i disagree completely with the people that liked transformers. that movie was like one giant advertisement. it was just horrible in every way that should define a movie. if you like CGI than go see it otherwise don't waste your time
I just feel bad that Sarah Jessica always wears outfits that make her looks like shes blind and got dressed while she was on acid. in the pic even, theyre all in normal clothes and she looks like a damn fool..like all of you ;-).
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January 18th, 2009 at 10:12 am
ROBOTS ARE AWESOME!
January 17th, 2009 at 10:03 am
Wall-E and Transformers were good movies. Get some taste and spell check.
January 16th, 2009 at 07:22 pm
I think you are ALL thirteen yr. old boys!
January 16th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
Seriously? I mean, Seriously? Wow. Nice posters there, even if they are photo shopped I bet it took awhile to do. You have some skill. And for those losers below me. You talk crap and attack other people because apparently you have nothing better to do. It amazes me how many times I stumble onto something like this and there's nothing but people putting comments into the comment box that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the topic at hand. IE-the photo shopped posters. If you don't have something nice to say, then don't waste your time saying it because its only bullshit and no one wants to hear it to begin with. All of you so called '13 year old boys'. Shut the hell up, go back to school and learn some manners. To the rest of you. Wait, you can do the same.. =) Have a nice day.
March 8th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Sry yer comment is too long bro
January 16th, 2009 at 07:45 pm
you kids are crazy. Stumbled this and laughed and enjoyed myself until i read all the idiotic comments on it.
1. obviously these are photoshopped, ahhhaa do u really think the movie posters say those things?? good god!
2. stop being the internet police. if the author wants to steal- who cares...it's not hurting you.
3. personally i thoroughly enjoy sex and the city, but, i still got a good chickle.
keep up the funny shit, man.
January 16th, 2009 at 08:13 pm
George Lucas gave me herpes........that fucker
January 16th, 2009 at 08:19 pm
The posters are entertaining.
.... The comments, for the most part are even better. But one piece of advice ... anyone can swear and use vulgar language. It takes a brain to truly insult someone without resorting to belly flopping in the cess pool of vulgarity. Use a few of those brain cells and put some thought into it and you might make an impression.
January 19th, 2009 at 07:41 pm
fuck you and fry your brain with some sort of illicit substance like the rest of us
January 17th, 2009 at 12:06 am
LMAO these are great!! Well done!
January 17th, 2009 at 12:55 am
dude awesome.. and please guys dont ruin it with your stupid comments
January 17th, 2009 at 02:33 am
THESE LOOK PHOTOSHOPPED. I CAN TELL FRM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM HAVING SEEN A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME.
January 17th, 2009 at 04:39 am
Dude! I think you're absolutely right!
At first sight
I thought them to be REAL!
But I was wrong..
.. and you opened my tired old eyes!
Oh, this nasty time!
So many traps, so few time (to learn how to recognize them all)
January 17th, 2009 at 03:17 pm
LOL. you must be pretty smart. i never would have picked it, but then again, i have a sense of humour.
January 17th, 2009 at 06:16 pm
Are you kidding?
January 17th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Of course there photoshoped that's why there "fake movie posters"
January 18th, 2009 at 05:37 pm
yeah, these whoops are so shooped
January 19th, 2009 at 05:32 pm
NOOOOOO! THESE R NAWT PHOTOSHOPPED! THESE BE REAL, DUMBFUCK >.<
January 17th, 2009 at 04:42 am
BRILLIANT!
January 17th, 2009 at 08:46 am
you all are sum real dum fucks ! they was supposed to be funny and they were . i beleve you fuckers would argue with a fuckin rock. get a fuckin life !!!!!!!!
January 19th, 2009 at 04:43 am
I would absolutely Not argue with a rock. Lmfao.
January 19th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Why don't you try to vary your vocabulary? Try using an alternate word to "fucking".
January 17th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Cracked me up - great job!
January 17th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
These are not photoshopped! These are the real deal! I can't believe anyone couldn't see the authenticity oozing from these fake movie posters!
January 17th, 2009 at 06:55 pm
He's a man who's a bridesmaid, get it?
January 18th, 2009 at 12:27 am
made me laugh.
January 18th, 2009 at 01:03 am
Hehe, I liked the last one best.
January 18th, 2009 at 01:23 am
I think this forum is photoshopped. I can tell by the people, er, pixels!
January 18th, 2009 at 10:39 am
All of them were very well done, except I have to agree with the previous posters concerning "The Life Aquatic." Who the hell saw it because of Bill Murray? It should have indeed read "YOU WILL SEE THIS MOVIE BECAUSE WES ANDERSON DIRECTED IT", which is a damn good reason to see a movie.
January 18th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I only saw it because Bud Court was in it. ( Famous for the movie "Harold & Maude" )
January 18th, 2009 at 01:20 pm
Megan Fox ? you mean the trailer trash girl with a big ass tattoo above her cunt that says "Brian"....shes with a 90210 kinda ho.....Austin Green use to be a skinny fuck, now look at his fat ass....give Megan a few years, lol
oh and yeah those fake posters are on the money, all those actors suck anyway
January 18th, 2009 at 04:51 pm
obviously they r photoshopped dumbasses, and transformers was good...the rest are spot on
January 18th, 2009 at 08:08 pm
Of course they were photo shopped! Did you really think that those were REAL movie posters? Who's the dumb ass?
January 19th, 2009 at 05:38 pm
i disagree completely with the people that liked transformers. that movie was like one giant advertisement. it was just horrible in every way that should define a movie. if you like CGI than go see it otherwise don't waste your time
January 19th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
I agree, it was clearly aimed only at blokes!
January 18th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
I think these are photoshopped.
January 19th, 2009 at 12:26 am
no shit, moron
January 19th, 2009 at 12:44 am
no is not photosopper, they all real. this is truth
January 18th, 2009 at 09:40 pm
these are definitely photo shopped. Im 100% positive because i have seen some of the real movie posters of these movies and they are different.
January 19th, 2009 at 05:44 am
you should be a detective caus i thought they were all real
January 19th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Are you fucking kidding me?
January 22nd, 2009 at 01:41 am
Hahaha, that was priceless.
January 18th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Eastwood could still kick all your bitch asses.
January 19th, 2009 at 01:38 am
I can't bnelieve you guys are seriously or even jokingly discussing if these are photoshopped. I'm tired of idiots.
January 19th, 2009 at 06:26 am
blablablabla
why people always have something to tell :)
January 19th, 2009 at 07:47 am
I just feel bad that Sarah Jessica always wears outfits that make her looks like shes blind and got dressed while she was on acid. in the pic even, theyre all in normal clothes and she looks like a damn fool..like all of you ;-).
January 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Seriously, what I'll never know is why everyone hates "Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou"
Am I the only one who actually liked that movie? I feel really disappointed in society.
January 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am
the life aquatic is one of my all time favorites
January 21st, 2009 at 08:34 pm
I like it a lot, too. However, the poster spoke sooth.
January 19th, 2009 at 02:24 pm
The Life Aquatic is one of my favorites as well. :)
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