We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
god there are thick fuckers around on the net!!
are they photoshopped, i think they're photosopped, i don't think they're photoshopped blah blah blah blah. you can all get your photoshop, turn it sideways and stick it right up your candy asses, whoooooooooooooo.
Hilarious, but, alot of them I like, like Transformers and Indy Jones, and Wall-E, and Wall-E has many morals and themes, and its my absolute favorite.
..and almost every commenter on this whole damn site needs to learn to effing spell. Are you all retarded? No wonder western civilization is crumbling. You're all idiots!
yo, dey commentz yall makin crackin me up, li' fo real it off da chain yall, keep talkin smack to yall online, li' fo real, itz laughable as a ma' fucka. but on da low yall im out, li' fo real. dueces
Well first of all these are so obviously Photoshopped why would you even bother to point that out. It just takes the Obvious out of the fun. Second of all whats with the language maybe you should refrain from using it so that some other more intelligent vocabulary can enter your mind.. I do agree these people make far to many spelling mistakes And who talks like a want to be gangsta online :S Third of all The best one I think is the Happening its spot on mate good job :) And lastly I would argue with a rock I am that argumentitive :D
If your going to complain about spelling i believe that you should use periods. I know that is more of a grammar issue but spelling and grammar go side by side!
You cannot use periods if you have an emoticon following a sentence. It makes the emoticon look plainly wrong. For example.:) ← Do you not see that? It is not a cyclops, but a smiling face! Therefore, no periods :D
i think the point of making a comment, is to actually talk about the subject not stuoid stuff like "you can't spell, thisisn't photoshopped, this is photoshopped, i hate/love/ wanna be gangsta" and other crap that seems to slip out of dumbasses' mouths. we've all established these are photoshopped, so instead of hating on people who frankly are stupid out of their own accord, just talk about something that isn't gonna make me wanna kill someone. some people in this world are so messed up.
by the way, the posters are all brilliant, especcialy the sex and the city one, which in reality is a waste of your life watching whiny women. by the way, the names are in the wrong place.
Actually, the names aren't in the wrong place. They are listed in order of.. oh whats the word...ugh mind blank...anyway from most important/popular/lead role to probably least paid actress, who knows. But it's not listed in order that the ladies are standing.
If you notice on other posters, it's the same. Just an FYI
I dropped a huge loaf this morning. Thought I was done. Then I had to do it again. Finally, three visits to the throne from 7am to 11am and now I feel finally emptied.
I do believe that these are "photo-shopped", I'm not entirely sure, but pretty sure. I mean if you look closely... hmm, no wait, uhh... well maybe I should go home and GET MY FUCKIN' FORENSIC TOOLS BECAUSE I'M AN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BITCH!!
What are these again? ooooh movies, gee wow, I got so caught-up in the photo-shop bull shit I didn't even notice!
Even if he did, it wouldn't matter...It's a character clint eastwood plays who is a rascist old man not clint eastwood...what a dumbshit like clint eastwood would care he has more money than most people commenting here will ever make
People reeeeeeally need to lighten up. It's all a joke. No one ever pretended these were real posters. That's funny. Silly stupid people and their need to stand up for their stupidity
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January 19th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
god there are thick fuckers around on the net!!
are they photoshopped, i think they're photosopped, i don't think they're photoshopped blah blah blah blah. you can all get your photoshop, turn it sideways and stick it right up your candy asses, whoooooooooooooo.
January 19th, 2009 at 01:02 pm
Oh yeah, cool posters by the way!
January 19th, 2009 at 02:17 pm
Hilarious, but, alot of them I like, like Transformers and Indy Jones, and Wall-E, and Wall-E has many morals and themes, and its my absolute favorite.
January 19th, 2009 at 03:03 pm
Photoshopped!
yes i can't be wrong!
p.s. note for dumbasses without any sense of humor, i'm f*cking joking!
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 am
Oh...joking, haha... great joke - I have not seen it a million fucking times before.
January 19th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
bro if u think these are not photo shoped
you need to go back to school and learn
some commen sence dum ass
January 19th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
..and almost every commenter on this whole damn site needs to learn to effing spell. Are you all retarded? No wonder western civilization is crumbling. You're all idiots!
January 19th, 2009 at 05:53 pm
yo, dey commentz yall makin crackin me up, li' fo real it off da chain yall, keep talkin smack to yall online, li' fo real, itz laughable as a ma' fucka. but on da low yall im out, li' fo real. dueces
January 19th, 2009 at 07:21 pm
shut up you wanna be ganster fag
January 19th, 2009 at 08:24 pm
lawl
January 19th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Laughable is almost the only real word in that comment.
June 15th, 2009 at 01:31 pm
I have a strong suspicion that you are white...imposter.
January 19th, 2009 at 06:14 pm
Wasn't this originally a cracked photoshop contest?
January 19th, 2009 at 08:20 pm
hahahahaha this whole photoshopping thing goes back a few pages....nice guys... way to fucking go... "li' fo real" hahaha
January 19th, 2009 at 09:55 pm
bloody funny
January 20th, 2009 at 03:51 am
haha! "you'll see this movie because Bill Murray is in it"
so true!!
January 20th, 2009 at 05:51 am
no, it's not true
if you have taste you have to watch every single wes anderson movie, murray's just a bonus
January 20th, 2009 at 06:16 am
a life aquatic was awesome bmurrz was a bonus
January 20th, 2009 at 09:39 am
Well first of all these are so obviously Photoshopped why would you even bother to point that out. It just takes the Obvious out of the fun. Second of all whats with the language maybe you should refrain from using it so that some other more intelligent vocabulary can enter your mind.. I do agree these people make far to many spelling mistakes And who talks like a want to be gangsta online :S Third of all The best one I think is the Happening its spot on mate good job :) And lastly I would argue with a rock I am that argumentitive :D
January 21st, 2009 at 01:39 pm
I do agree these people make far too* many spelling mistakes.
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:46 pm
If your going to complain about spelling i believe that you should use periods. I know that is more of a grammar issue but spelling and grammar go side by side!
January 23rd, 2009 at 05:58 pm
You cannot use periods if you have an emoticon following a sentence. It makes the emoticon look plainly wrong. For example.:) ← Do you not see that? It is not a cyclops, but a smiling face! Therefore, no periods :D
January 20th, 2009 at 10:39 am
i think the point of making a comment, is to actually talk about the subject not stuoid stuff like "you can't spell, thisisn't photoshopped, this is photoshopped, i hate/love/ wanna be gangsta" and other crap that seems to slip out of dumbasses' mouths. we've all established these are photoshopped, so instead of hating on people who frankly are stupid out of their own accord, just talk about something that isn't gonna make me wanna kill someone. some people in this world are so messed up.
by the way, the posters are all brilliant, especcialy the sex and the city one, which in reality is a waste of your life watching whiny women. by the way, the names are in the wrong place.
January 20th, 2009 at 01:10 pm
PHOTOSHOPPED!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:36 am
that is sooooooo funny.... wow, I nearly groaned with laughter.
January 20th, 2009 at 04:32 pm
Actually, the names aren't in the wrong place. They are listed in order of.. oh whats the word...ugh mind blank...anyway from most important/popular/lead role to probably least paid actress, who knows. But it's not listed in order that the ladies are standing.
If you notice on other posters, it's the same. Just an FYI
January 20th, 2009 at 10:53 am
I dropped a huge loaf this morning. Thought I was done. Then I had to do it again. Finally, three visits to the throne from 7am to 11am and now I feel finally emptied.
Great day.
January 20th, 2009 at 07:40 pm
I'm in a strange place. This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks. Was it just unexpected? Or am I really just 12 year old?
January 20th, 2009 at 07:59 pm
LOVE THE ONE WITH CLINT ---YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH CLINT....:)
January 20th, 2009 at 07:52 pm
CAN'T GO WRONG WITH CLINT--ONE BAD OLE MAN...LOVE HIM
January 20th, 2009 at 08:00 pm
OH MY GOD!!!!!
i love the sex and the city one XD
cause its SOOO true ;D
and SOOO true about gay jokes XD
stumble.upon.com
^^^^ thtas how i found this website XD
ILY holytaco XD xo
January 21st, 2009 at 12:15 am
awesome!
January 21st, 2009 at 12:40 am
the last poster got me.. SO true haHAAA..!
January 21st, 2009 at 06:28 am
Hahaaa great ones, just disagree with the Life Aquatic one.
January 21st, 2009 at 08:16 am
Photoshopped? what kind of comment is that ? Even the original posters were photoshopped LOL
January 21st, 2009 at 01:01 pm
GET A LIFE MAN (or GIRL)! Some movies are made for entertaiment only!
January 21st, 2009 at 02:42 pm
I do believe that these are "photo-shopped", I'm not entirely sure, but pretty sure. I mean if you look closely... hmm, no wait, uhh... well maybe I should go home and GET MY FUCKIN' FORENSIC TOOLS BECAUSE I'M AN OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE BITCH!!
What are these again? ooooh movies, gee wow, I got so caught-up in the photo-shop bull shit I didn't even notice!
My spelling rocks yours, go fuck a bull.
January 22nd, 2009 at 05:04 pm
you're also an idiot
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:48 pm
You may have correct spelling but your a complete moron and your grammar is terrible. Just saying
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:19 pm
I have to agree with you on that one.
January 21st, 2009 at 04:26 pm
meh, this was pretty funny.
not all of them are true though
still. i laughed
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 pm
Yea I know...I don't know why everybody is arguing so much. Although I think Transformers was kick ass
January 21st, 2009 at 06:17 pm
Mr. Eastwood is a neighbor... I dropped a copy of your poster off in his mailbox with a note and your address.
January 22nd, 2009 at 08:01 am
shut the fuck up kid, you dont know clint eastwood
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Even if he did, it wouldn't matter...It's a character clint eastwood plays who is a rascist old man not clint eastwood...what a dumbshit like clint eastwood would care he has more money than most people commenting here will ever make
January 22nd, 2009 at 05:01 pm
Dear Carmel Clit,
you're an idiot
the end
January 21st, 2009 at 11:35 pm
People reeeeeeally need to lighten up. It's all a joke. No one ever pretended these were real posters. That's funny. Silly stupid people and their need to stand up for their stupidity
January 22nd, 2009 at 12:40 am
it's pretty sad how true the indiana jones one is.
January 23rd, 2009 at 05:26 pm
I completely agree.
I thought the movie was just a bit ridiculous....and I expected more from an Indiana Jones movie
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:47 am
Great!
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