We here at The Taco hate when people lie to us. So, we like to show you what t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish movies posters would be honest with us, so that we know what we're getting before we fork over 11 bucks.
jee i did not realise that these pictures were photoshopped untill i read the comments informing me is this blatent fact .......... NOT. the sex in the city got me most, but i dont understand the bill murray one, maybe because im english or cos im 16, but it made me chuckle and i dont really care:P
Take into account that this is in the break media network, if you ever look at the comments on every video there, you will realize that you have already done too much by telling them they are supposed to have fun.
They are lost. Some references about the lost tv show will follow, my grandma will undoubtedly become gay in the next hour or so, and I will also, by fate, become a fag...or faggot or gay bitch...
I find it disturbing that the online community has deteriorated to such an extreme degree that not only was your comment, which is fundamentally flawed, allowed to be posted, so was the comment preceding it which made little sense and had absolutely no relevance to the topic of this comment board.
And since you surely are too impaired to realize that 7:41 PM is only roughly 9 hours after the time that the original message was posted I figured I'd make you feel a little dumber and hopefully a little more humble by informing you of that blatant error.
Now until you and the author of the comment preceding your own can mature enough and become intelligent enough to pass an IQ test, which I think should be required to gain access to the internet in the first place, I strongly believe that you should refrain from publishing anything, including comments, on the internet for public viewing. The realist in me sees the fundamental flaw in this suggestion however, as one who isn't intelligent enough to do simple arithmetic OR realize the obvious futility and stupidity involved in posting a comment such as your own will surely lack the judgement to refrain from continuing to demonstrate his own idiocy to the world.
You should get out of your mothers basement and go to college if you want intelligent discussions. But right now you are at holytaco.com soooo shut the fuck up, you're just making yourself look like a douche.
Actually I saw Life Aquatic because of its ingenious director and because, if you didn't read the rest of the credits, Cate Blanchett and Owen Wilson and Willem Dafoe are in it. Yeah, Bill Murray is in it and he is fantastic. This movie is unbelievable but I guess some people just don't understand the humor.
Could somebody please explain the life aquatic poster? I don't get it. If people are telling others that they are stupid because they don't get it, I'd like to know what they found so funny.
so like obviously they are photoshopped. like omg wtf. like do you think people would actually use these posters to get you to go watch the movie? like seriously? you should go ask your bff Jill.
Get over yourself, the life aquatic poster is one of the funniest ones. Rambo's second. Gay Jokes wins the prize though! Awesome, absolutely awesome. Keep it up
I thought you were going to Photoshop the movie posters to show what the actors and actresses really look like -- especially those whiney white women who look nothing like and no where as good as they do in the poster.
Dear whoever made this abomination,
Please do the world a favor and drink a gallon of bleach. That was the biggest waste of fucking time ever! I am at work bored of my ass and saw the opportunity for something to make me laugh but you turned around and butchered what was potentially a masterpiece. Lame, mundane titles to great movies to bash. Great Job fuckhead, you suck. Become funny and maybe people will enjoy your shit!
To whomever wrote the letter "Fuck whoever created this"
Wow. I mean really, wow. Seriously P-E-T-T-Y. You might want to visit a therapist for that anger management issue. I mean seriously, if you're life sucks so bad that you really felt the need to pen a ferocious note on a website because you didn't like the content, then you have a serious problem and no social filter. Here's an idea, if you don't like it, close the tab.
I always enjoy (in a terrible kind of way) reading the posts of individuals whose IQ is equal to that of a tub of mayo. Great job.
god you guys are all complete MORONS!!! you meatheads. the posters all suck but just reading the lame comments you leave is most hilarious thing ive seen all day. seriously, get a life!
So if we're all morons and meatheads, but yet it's the funniest thing you've seen all day, does that make you pathetic?? Anyways, I enjoyed them, keep it up!
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January 22nd, 2009 at 08:03 am
jee i did not realise that these pictures were photoshopped untill i read the comments informing me is this blatent fact .......... NOT. the sex in the city got me most, but i dont understand the bill murray one, maybe because im english or cos im 16, but it made me chuckle and i dont really care:P
January 22nd, 2009 at 09:16 am
who cares if they were photoshopped you dimwits. it funny! that's all that matters.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:34 am
Take into account that this is in the break media network, if you ever look at the comments on every video there, you will realize that you have already done too much by telling them they are supposed to have fun.
They are lost. Some references about the lost tv show will follow, my grandma will undoubtedly become gay in the next hour or so, and I will also, by fate, become a fag...or faggot or gay bitch...
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:41 pm
its been like 12 hours. So i figure I will say it. UR A GAY BITCH!
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
I find it disturbing that the online community has deteriorated to such an extreme degree that not only was your comment, which is fundamentally flawed, allowed to be posted, so was the comment preceding it which made little sense and had absolutely no relevance to the topic of this comment board.
And since you surely are too impaired to realize that 7:41 PM is only roughly 9 hours after the time that the original message was posted I figured I'd make you feel a little dumber and hopefully a little more humble by informing you of that blatant error.
Now until you and the author of the comment preceding your own can mature enough and become intelligent enough to pass an IQ test, which I think should be required to gain access to the internet in the first place, I strongly believe that you should refrain from publishing anything, including comments, on the internet for public viewing. The realist in me sees the fundamental flaw in this suggestion however, as one who isn't intelligent enough to do simple arithmetic OR realize the obvious futility and stupidity involved in posting a comment such as your own will surely lack the judgement to refrain from continuing to demonstrate his own idiocy to the world.
Oh, and have a nice day.
January 23rd, 2009 at 08:51 am
He is an idiot? Since when can you pass or fail an IQ test?
January 23rd, 2009 at 09:57 am
I've enjoyed your rantings.
April 22nd, 2009 at 08:46 pm
Fuck off, cunt!
I know, not clever or witty, but it's just what I feel needed to be said.
By the way, I have an I.Q. of 136.
Cunt.
June 15th, 2009 at 01:25 pm
You should get out of your mothers basement and go to college if you want intelligent discussions. But right now you are at holytaco.com soooo shut the fuck up, you're just making yourself look like a douche.
January 22nd, 2009 at 09:58 am
its sad that people are trying to police the interwebs...
Trust me guise: arguin online is like running in the special olympics; even if you win, yer still retarded.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:24 am
wow, i have never heard that one before........
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:47 pm
telling people not to argue online is just as pointless dumbass
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
All of these movies are shit.
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:25 pm
Wall-E, Gran Torino and Tropic Thunder? That covers quite a few bases, you have no taste.
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:28 pm
I think the joke was in his name....
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:58 am
ha gay jokes. You are funny
January 22nd, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Actually I saw Life Aquatic because of its ingenious director and because, if you didn't read the rest of the credits, Cate Blanchett and Owen Wilson and Willem Dafoe are in it. Yeah, Bill Murray is in it and he is fantastic. This movie is unbelievable but I guess some people just don't understand the humor.
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:41 pm
kind of like how you didn't understand the humor of the poster.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:37 am
I agree.
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:46 am
Could somebody please explain the life aquatic poster? I don't get it. If people are telling others that they are stupid because they don't get it, I'd like to know what they found so funny.
January 22nd, 2009 at 01:47 pm
Some of these put a smile on my face but the wall-e one is just dumb. Motion to have it stricken from the record.
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:16 pm
Hm, definitely going to 2nd the motion to take off the wall e poster! that movie is amazing... but agreed indiana jones SUCKS.
January 23rd, 2009 at 04:23 am
What do you mean by 'you people'?
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:28 pm
What do YOU mean You People.
January 24th, 2009 at 08:23 am
I am responsible for all the stupidity, dishonesty and bad behavior in the world. Blame me and leave all these other nice people alone.
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:33 pm
yo this was fuckin funny hahahahhahahahah you people suck
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:02 pm
So hey are these like; photoshopped or something?
January 24th, 2009 at 08:42 pm
so like obviously they are photoshopped. like omg wtf. like do you think people would actually use these posters to get you to go watch the movie? like seriously? you should go ask your bff Jill.
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:11 pm
fuck oooooff life aquatic was awesome thanks to all involved, not just bill murray. i saw it because wes anderson is brilliant.
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:45 pm
HAL-A-RI-OUS!!!!
January 22nd, 2009 at 07:48 pm
Hahaha, wow.
Some of these conversations are funnier than the actual material ;)
But really. Bloody effing brilliant.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Highly provocative. Thanks for sharing.
January 22nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
IHateIgnorance...IHatePeopleLikeYou
Get over yourself, the life aquatic poster is one of the funniest ones. Rambo's second. Gay Jokes wins the prize though! Awesome, absolutely awesome. Keep it up
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:40 am
I guess ever ones outlook on honesty is different.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:42 am
giggles.
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:24 am
AHA!
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:45 am
The clint eastwood one is funny!
I feel sorry for the nice americans. There are so many pricks in the mongrel nation.
p.s. I come from england so I too am a mongrel.
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
I thought you were going to Photoshop the movie posters to show what the actors and actresses really look like -- especially those whiney white women who look nothing like and no where as good as they do in the poster.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:12 am
humm...
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
#420
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Dear whoever made this abomination,
Please do the world a favor and drink a gallon of bleach. That was the biggest waste of fucking time ever! I am at work bored of my ass and saw the opportunity for something to make me laugh but you turned around and butchered what was potentially a masterpiece. Lame, mundane titles to great movies to bash. Great Job fuckhead, you suck. Become funny and maybe people will enjoy your shit!
January 23rd, 2009 at 01:32 pm
To whomever wrote the letter "Fuck whoever created this"
Wow. I mean really, wow. Seriously P-E-T-T-Y. You might want to visit a therapist for that anger management issue. I mean seriously, if you're life sucks so bad that you really felt the need to pen a ferocious note on a website because you didn't like the content, then you have a serious problem and no social filter. Here's an idea, if you don't like it, close the tab.
I always enjoy (in a terrible kind of way) reading the posts of individuals whose IQ is equal to that of a tub of mayo. Great job.
January 23rd, 2009 at 05:32 pm
if you're life sucks so bad
you mean your life? i don't think that "you are life" makes any sense.
before you insult someone else's intelligence, you should try not to make stupid errors.
January 23rd, 2009 at 09:42 pm
Lol, I'm sure this comment makes you feel like you're intelligent, doesn't it?
Also, before you insult someone else's grammar, maybe you should learn to capitalize certain letters.
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:36 pm
He probably looked up how to spell "intelligent."
January 24th, 2009 at 08:10 am
god you guys are all complete MORONS!!! you meatheads. the posters all suck but just reading the lame comments you leave is most hilarious thing ive seen all day. seriously, get a life!
January 24th, 2009 at 09:01 am
Brad says, "Your intelligence capabilities remind me of the days of yore. You're a sad excuse for a human being."
I used it three times, see what I did there?
3>2 therefore I win.
January 25th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
So if we're all morons and meatheads, but yet it's the funniest thing you've seen all day, does that make you pathetic?? Anyways, I enjoyed them, keep it up!
January 23rd, 2009 at 06:20 pm
I wish I could give you a thumbs up~
January 24th, 2009 at 03:25 am
moron.
I thought they were great, and I'd love to see more!
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