If Plaxico Burress Had A Comic Book

10 Responses to "If Plaxico Burress Had A Comic Book"

1. ACC Basketball Recruiting says:

   December 6, 2008 at 7:22 am

   I don’t know why the Mannings would hire the Grammaticas to be their strongmen. That’s just poor hiring prcatices.
   Where are they spending their ill-gotten gun money? Not in HR.

2. SkiBum51 says:

   December 4, 2008 at 3:04 pm

   …i might have missed it, but where’s the part that says he isn’t an idiot for shooting himself in the leg?

3. jburg says:

   December 4, 2008 at 3:05 pm

   And this explains how he shot himself in the leg… how?

   Otherwise decent comic, for HolyTaco about 6.5 kerblunskis out of Quail.

4. Edwordrules says:

   December 4, 2008 at 4:27 pm

   BUT do they make it to the fireworks factory or not?! …. wait, aw hell, another question that’s left unanswered. Just like when i found the PERFECT cure for hang overs by mixing water, pin……..What are the Gramaticas still doin around?

5. Bandwagon Giants fan says:

   December 4, 2008 at 4:43 pm

   I wish this was funny..

6. Anonymous says:

   December 4, 2008 at 9:08 pm

   So this is the whole story behind him shooting himself in the foot? That explains it ALL. You’re right, we shouldn’t jump to conclusions because this comic explains EVERYTHING and NOW I understand why he shot himself in the foot….

7. Pratik says:

   December 4, 2008 at 11:16 pm

   I just want to know why there aren’t any Chargers references in here… Tomlinson or Rivers coming down from the roof, SWAT style, and in the end Plax says “…if only you came through like that in the playoffs!”

8. Anonymous says:

   December 5, 2008 at 9:51 am

   How could a 40 caliber pistol in a man’s waistband discharge without blowing a hole in his dick?

9. crack says:

   December 5, 2008 at 6:06 pm

   one time i ate my neighbor’s shit

10. Anonymous says:

    December 5, 2008 at 8:14 pm

    So the Mannings were gun runners. And they wanted Plax to shoot Boss. In exchange for not arresting them. And Grammatica shows up… and instead of kicking a field goal at Plax to knock the gun out of his hand or discharging it into his leg, Plax just punchs him, and Madden was there. That’s it?

    I gotta flag you for unnecessary comic there buddy, loss of down.