Have you ever noticed the way T.G.I. Friday's menus are written? Did you ever wonder what they would look like if they were talking about sex instead of their super sizzlin' platters? Well wonder no more.
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch is about a 6-hour drive from Vegas...it's up by Carson City...Brothels are illegal in Clark county (where Vegas is located)...from Vegas, the closest place is Pahrump (45 min.) State law allows for brothels in counties with less than 100,000 people.
They should have at least one real meal... because I am going to get hungry there... something like chicken tenders or jalapeno poppers!
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February 25th, 2009 at 03:45 pm
Five Stars
If there was an internet Hall of Fame this would be in it, along with Dramatic Prairie Dog, Star Wars kid, Chocolate Rain, etc.
February 25th, 2009 at 05:31 pm
Am I the only one who got a boner reading this?
July 26th, 2009 at 09:52 pm
I did.
July 27th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Good call, didn't even realize it
February 25th, 2009 at 08:25 pm
that looks like megan fox on top....but I want her on the bottom ;p
March 29th, 2009 at 12:36 am
That looks NOTHING like Megan Fox. Guess what they say about masturbation is true... it makes you blind :)
February 25th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
That was pretty good.
February 25th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
This is funny because the moonlight bunny ranch in las vegas actually has a menu of sexual choices lol
February 26th, 2009 at 09:15 pm
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch is about a 6-hour drive from Vegas...it's up by Carson City...Brothels are illegal in Clark county (where Vegas is located)...from Vegas, the closest place is Pahrump (45 min.) State law allows for brothels in counties with less than 100,000 people.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:55 am
I'd tip over 10% at this place.
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:38 pm
if you're only tipping 10% in 2009 you will not get proper service in ANY ESTABLISHMENT
March 4th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I think you mean "I'd [just] the tip over 10%"
and yeah 10% is for tightwads and senior citizens.
April 11th, 2009 at 02:12 pm
I hope you mean 15%...
February 26th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Moons over my anal is a refernce to moons of mi-hammy which is actually on the denny's menu and completely killed this joke for me.
February 26th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
hahahahahah saaaaaaaame here brother, same here
February 27th, 2009 at 09:43 pm
THe fact that you know that, and retain that knowledge is rather scary.
February 26th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
"Anonymous" is a dickweed. This was funny! Don't let the a-holes get you down Blessed Vagina!
July 13th, 2009 at 12:55 am
OMG this menu is insane, I like it a lot.
Mike - wood splitter dude
February 26th, 2009 at 02:04 pm
It looks like no matter what you choose, you always finish with a Creme de la Face.
February 27th, 2009 at 09:56 pm
Creme de la Pie is no longer on the dessert menu apparently
February 27th, 2009 at 05:21 pm
where is the drink menu?
March 30th, 2009 at 09:09 am
Its a site of menu like this than you must be interested in
Real girls menu
April 3rd, 2009 at 08:00 am
the tip will be my tip if I go here.
April 3rd, 2009 at 03:43 pm
What?! Only ONE dessert!
April 8th, 2009 at 05:49 pm
They should have at least one real meal... because I am going to get hungry there... something like chicken tenders or jalapeno poppers!
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April 3rd, 2009 at 08:23 pm
No your not alone me too easilyAroused. I would go to this restaurant everyday.
April 10th, 2009 at 09:14 pm
....hmmmmm, I'm very hungry. Honestly, why can't we start some chains in the Nevada area like this ? Ordering sex off a menu.....brillant !
...alright: back to reality....Wife is yelling in background (really) to get to bed. WTF.
April 11th, 2009 at 12:30 am
Its all comes with free complimentary aids.
May 9th, 2009 at 05:13 pm
I wish I could see what the free buffet would be like :)
January 11th, 2010 at 07:10 pm
yeah...its under construction...they havent finished that section oft he buffet yet...
May 12th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Good morning. There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice.
I am from Burma and know bad English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: "This is the link directory where you can submit the url to your homepage.Seo company to publish free search engine optimisation guide handy and useful seo cheat sheets viteb declares low rates to suit every budget in dire."
With love ;), Mea.
May 16th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Yes this menu very much entices:-) it would be desirable to try, it gives a piquancy, and personally for me causes, a storm of desires and imaginations.
botox hyperhidrosis .
June 17th, 2009 at 07:20 am
That was hilareous! My sweaty armpits are going into overdrive! lol
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