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If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu

Have you ever noticed the way T.G.I. Friday’s menus are written? Did you ever wonder what they would look like if they were talking about sex instead of their super sizzlin’ platters? Well wonder no more.
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33 Responses to "If Sex Was Described Like A T.G.I. Fridays Menu"

  1. Art y girl says:

    Its a site of menu like this than you must be interested in
    Real girls menu

  2. Ektherion says:

    I wish I could see what the free buffet would be like :)

  3. Anonymous says:

    No your not alone me too easilyAroused. I would go to this restaurant everyday.

  4. George says:

    That was hilareous! My sweaty armpits are going into overdrive! lol

  5. MAD DOG says:

    yeah…its under construction…they havent finished that section oft he buffet yet…

  6. DRUNK says:

    where is the drink menu?

  7. dane says:

    They should have at least one real meal… because I am going to get hungry there… something like chicken tenders or jalapeno poppers!

  8. Anonymous says:

    the tip will be my tip if I go here.

  9. Jessy says:

    Yes this menu very much entices:-) it would be desirable to try, it gives a piquancy, and personally for me causes, a storm of desires and imaginations.
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  10. Anonymous says:

    Its all comes with free complimentary aids.

  11. Mobius says:

    ….hmmmmm, I’m very hungry. Honestly, why can’t we start some chains in the Nevada area like this ? Ordering sex off a menu…..brillant !

    …alright: back to reality….Wife is yelling in background (really) to get to bed. WTF.

  12. Anonymous says:

    What?! Only ONE dessert!

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  14. Anonymous says:

    THe fact that you know that, and retain that knowledge is rather scary.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Moons over my anal is a refernce to moons of mi-hammy which is actually on the denny’s menu and completely killed this joke for me.

  16. Anonymous #2 says:

    hahahahahah saaaaaaaame here brother, same here

  17. Anonymous says:

    The Moonlight Bunny Ranch is about a 6-hour drive from Vegas…it’s up by Carson City…Brothels are illegal in Clark county (where Vegas is located)…from Vegas, the closest place is Pahrump (45 min.) State law allows for brothels in counties with less than 100,000 people.

  18. Brandy says:

    This is funny because the moonlight bunny ranch in las vegas actually has a menu of sexual choices lol

  19. Anonymous says:

    if you’re only tipping 10% in 2009 you will not get proper service in ANY ESTABLISHMENT

  20. scared korean says:

    I think you mean “I’d [just] the tip over 10%”

    and yeah 10% is for tightwads and senior citizens.

  21. Anonymous says:

    I hope you mean 15%…

  22. Pratik says:

    I’d tip over 10% at this place.

  23. Gee says:

    Good call, didn’t even realize it

  24. Z says:

    I did.

  25. easilyAroused says:

    Am I the only one who got a boner reading this?

  26. TrillVille says:

    That was pretty good.

  27. You are blind says:

    That looks NOTHING like Megan Fox. Guess what they say about masturbation is true… it makes you blind :)

  28. uglysexy says:
    that looks like megan fox on top….but I want her on the bottom ;p
  29. Mike19870 says:

    OMG this menu is insane, I like it a lot.
    Mike – wood splitter dude

  30. Mouthfeel says:

    “Anonymous” is a dickweed. This was funny! Don’t let the a-holes get you down Blessed Vagina!

  31. Tyler says:

    Five Stars

    If there was an internet Hall of Fame this would be in it, along with Dramatic Prairie Dog, Star Wars kid, Chocolate Rain, etc.

  32. Tyler says:

    Creme de la Pie is no longer on the dessert menu apparently

  33. Anonymous says:

    It looks like no matter what you choose, you always finish with a Creme de la Face.