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If She Breaks Up With You, Write Her A Letter

There are only a few ways you can get a girl back who’s just broken up with you. First, you can send her flowers. But since that’s a little cliche, it will probably take a little more effort than that. Second, you could do something big like have a sky writer write her name in the sky. But since that’s pretty expensive, there’s little chance of you doing that. Instead, why not sit down with a pen and paper and pour your heart out to her. It’s simple, classic and it will really tell her how you feel.

But before you start writing, you may want to ask yourself why she broke up with you. If she said things like, “You won’t ever shut up about Star Wars,” and “Get a life,” and “I’m not Yoda, asshole,” then you may want to refrain from referencing Star Wars 35 times in your letter.

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