Ha Ha I love all these custom made signs, the one about New York and Iowa are my favorite. If only signs like this existed in the real world, I imagine a European version of this could be quite funny.
Im from mississippi, so I am offended that there is no sign here to offend me. Anyway, here's my idea
''Welcome to Mississippi!
We Have a river!
Don't mind the black bodies floating in it..
They was whistlin' at white women.
Actually, we're kidding, Mississippi has
come a long way since the segregationist era.
We think that you'll find Mississippians to be a
warm and cordial people, regardless of their
race. We also have some of the biggest
and most long-winded road signs in America!
Nay, the world. Now Quit reading this before
you run over a pig or something.''
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May 21st, 2009 at 03:46 pm
Welcome to Arizona; It's hot as fuck
May 19th, 2009 at 09:49 am
North Dakota - the one without Mount Rushmore.
May 19th, 2009 at 03:56 am
Welcome to South Carolina First in Incarceration and Last in Education but these things aren't related.
May 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Ha Ha I love all these custom made signs, the one about New York and Iowa are my favorite. If only signs like this existed in the real world, I imagine a European version of this could be quite funny.
May 10th, 2009 at 08:52 pm
Idaho> that moved from Detroit.
May 10th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
Wyoming? We ask the same question.
April 28th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Michigan: Cars made us big, now cars are pulling us down. But, hey, we're shaped like a mitten! Duh, Go Blue!
April 18th, 2009 at 03:51 pm
Hello my dear friend! I'm a pure student...
April 16th, 2009 at 08:15 pm
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April 15th, 2009 at 04:50 pm
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April 12th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
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April 11th, 2009 at 07:11 am
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March 20th, 2009 at 06:08 pm
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March 18th, 2009 at 07:34 pm
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March 16th, 2009 at 06:00 pm
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March 12th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
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March 10th, 2009 at 12:58 am
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March 9th, 2009 at 02:58 am
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January 20th, 2009 at 03:14 pm
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December 3rd, 2008 at 09:27 pm
Welcome to New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico
November 21st, 2008 at 05:53 am
Welcome to Arkansas: All our trees lean to the west, because Oklahoma sucks.
November 20th, 2008 at 08:04 pm
Welcome to Minnesota: The Vikings came, they saw, then they left for the boat party!
Wisconsin: We have more Denny's than you can shake a stick at.
Welcome to Michigan: Canada's Armpit since the beginning of time.
Welcome to Texas: All Ya'll!
Tennessee: Where ALL the old 80's Rocker's come to die.
Welcome to Alaska: The 57th State...You Betcha!
Delaware: We Starred in "Wayne's World"!!
Nebraska: Don't Mess with us. We have Nukes!
Kansas: Kissin' Cousins is our middle name!
November 19th, 2008 at 09:36 pm
I'm assuming the oregan one was about weed, but I didn't know oregan had that many potheads. Was i right about the weed?
November 18th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
Welcome to Rhode Island, Please watch your head.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you're making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.
November 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you're making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.
November 17th, 2008 at 03:09 am
Welcome to Indiana.....if you dont like the weather, wait 10 minutes.
November 16th, 2008 at 02:09 pm
Welcome to Louisiana! If the gators, snakes, and mosquitoes don't get you, then get the fuck out!
November 16th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
Welcome to
A) Kansas
B) Nebraska
C) Iowa
We'll have the answer for you at the state line!
November 16th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Welcome to Maine: We've got lobstah... and that's about it.
Welcome to Maine: You can't get there from here!
Welcome to Maine: Home of the Dumbest Redneck Population in America
November 16th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Welcome to the GREAT state of Mississippi
Home of the poorest and fattest people in America.
Poorest because we spend all our money on Shoneys buffets
November 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Im from mississippi, so I am offended that there is no sign here to offend me. Anyway, here's my idea
''Welcome to Mississippi!
We Have a river!
Don't mind the black bodies floating in it..
They was whistlin' at white women.
Actually, we're kidding, Mississippi has
come a long way since the segregationist era.
We think that you'll find Mississippians to be a
warm and cordial people, regardless of their
race. We also have some of the biggest
and most long-winded road signs in America!
Nay, the world. Now Quit reading this before
you run over a pig or something.''
November 16th, 2008 at 08:01 am
Only niggers take offense at possible racial slurs...because they're niggers.
November 16th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Welcome to Alabama. Please set your watches back 30 years.
November 15th, 2008 at 04:51 pm
welcome to USA were are all ignorant assholes cuz we are.
November 15th, 2008 at 03:17 pm
hahaha oh I love my Oregon :-)
November 15th, 2008 at 09:35 am
New Mexico
You Don't Need a Passport
November 14th, 2008 at 08:41 pm
Delaware- The first state. That's all we have to say.
November 14th, 2008 at 11:09 am
Connecticut - We don't know why rich people live here either
November 13th, 2008 at 06:34 pm
Welcome to Canada - 9/10 Americans can't find it a map.
November 13th, 2008 at 05:42 am
Tennessee - The welfare state.
Tennessee - Se habla espanol?
Tennessee - Home of the white christian trailer park gun owners club.
November 13th, 2008 at 05:00 am
Michigan>Where even the auto executives drive foreign cars.
Michigan>Go Amway or go home.
Michigan>Casinos like Vegas, but the hookers are uglier!
Michigan> Canada's landfill
Michigan>Giving the land back to the Indians, one casino at a time.
Arkansas> It's a cooler name than South Kansas
Alabama>If you can read this you ain't from Alabama
Illinois>Even we don't claim Barack Obama.
Ohio>Vote early, Vote often
Illinois> Land of Lincoln, man did he make a mistake
United States>Welcome to new Mexico
New Mexico>It was only a matter of time.
November 13th, 2008 at 02:27 am
Florida
Gods Waiting Room
November 13th, 2008 at 02:26 am
Mississippi
Americas Third World
November 13th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Welcome to Washington where the weather is as unpredictable as a woman's moodswings while on her period!
November 12th, 2008 at 05:51 pm
WELCOME TO FLORIDA. PLEASE TAKE YOUR GRANDPARENTS WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE.
November 12th, 2008 at 05:44 pm
FLORIDA: OUR HOBBY IS COLLECTING OLD PEOPLE.
November 12th, 2008 at 02:23 pm
where the hell is arizona?
November 12th, 2008 at 02:14 pm
Connecticut - New York's Parking Lot
New Jersey – Don’t breathe in.
Maryland - New Jersey with more Geese in the weeds (and less dead Italian guys)
Delaware - Maryland, but less so
West Virginia - We Believe in the American Family....just not in a good way.
Tennessee - We got both kinds of music, Country and Shit
Indiana - The Hoosier State (as in "Who's Yer biological father?")
Arkansas - The state that gave you Bill Clinton.and we're REALLY sorry...
Delaware - The state with no slogan
Alabama - If you can read this, you ain't from round here...
Kansas – Flat. Real Flat.
Nebraska - You call it Corn Muffin. We call it Pornography.
Kentucky – Evolution is just something that happened somewhere else.
Missouri – Illinois’ drunken embarrassing hick brother.
North Dakota - The big skies, the buffalo, the majestic sweeping prairies ….oh fuck get me outta here…please god get me outta here.
South Dakota –It’s me or Canada…jest face it, you ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch…..
Colorado – Roseanne got the fuck out ASAP. Enough Said.
Iowa – So nice it’s sorta creepy.
Rhode Island – Massachussets’ passive gay boyfriend.
November 12th, 2008 at 07:36 am
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