We have electricity, but this is better:
Nebraska: Welcome to the Racist Past
Nebraska: Welcome to Segregated Schools
Nebraska: Absolutely nothing to see here, keep on going or get shot!
Nebraska: Celebrating Idiocy Since the 1800s.
Nebraska: Where Independent Thought Is a Crime
Nebraska: Fear Everything
Nebraska: All We Have Is Corn, Steaks, and Toothless Right-Wingers.
Nebraska: Everything you hated about our past is alive here.
Sounds like VA to me. Every time I go to MD I'm going 15-20 mph over in the slow lane and people are still honking and passing me because I'm going to slow lol.
um Jersey is only home to two of the three football teams dumba$$, get $hit right next time, we have 3 hockey teams, 2 baseball teams, two, soon to be three basketball teams, plus all those other not as important sports as soccer and Lacrosse, so that makes hmmm a helluva lo more than 2
So, we're not the U.S.A. if our president is someone with an I.Q. over 80? I guess the rednecks really do have problems electing anyone smarter than them.
It is beautiful, but I must wholeheartedly disagree about the educational system. Having transferred to the University of Arkansas after attending another state institution, I was dismayed by not only the inefficiency of the University, but also the relative lack of interest in the students. In my time there (2 years):
- the director of my program introduced himself to me 5 times, even though I was active in clubs and was in the top 5% of the class
-they admitted me under the wrong major, and then told me that they couldn't fix it
- I was told I couldn't graduate with honors because I was a transfer student and didn't have half of my credits there- this was false, and by the time I realized it I was a senior and it was too late to do a senior thesis. I graduated with a GPA that would have qualified me for Magna Cum Laude, and yet I have no honors. As a professional continuing to get her doctorate, I will NEVER NEVER forgive them for this.
- I was told that I couldn't transfer any of my English courses, despite being an English major for 3 years prior, because my prior courses were not of the same standards of ScrewofA, so that I would have to retake nearly 21 English credits
- I was given the wrong registration date 4 times in a row
- I was told I didn't pass a writing test and that I would need to take an additional writing course, despite earning a 6/6 on the analytical writing section of the GRE, and maintaining a 4.0 GPA in my English courses from my other University (which was not a no-name institution)...
This list goes on and on. It truly was one of those “If I had only known” circumstances. I moved to Arkansas at the request of my parents (who had recently moved there). Had I not, I would have graduated in 2 years with 2 degrees. Thanks to transfer and petition nightmares, I graduate in 5 years with 1 degree and one minor. I will never recommend that anyone be educated in the state of Arkansas, at least not in the higher institutions. My final years of college were not marked by excitement, they were marked by the absolute inefficiency of that University, and I will never return, nor will I recommend anyone enroll. If you live in the state, it is worth the money to pay twice as much to go out of state to ensure you are getting a good education- unless of course, you’re an athlete! They definitely pride sports over higher learning there. Pity- I thought that transferring would be good for me as I am in a Humanities/Social Science field, and they were supposedly founded, in part, on principles of Senator Fulbright…what a joke! I will say one thing for them- they have a good French department. That’s…about…it.
The hill can go to hell as far as I’m concerned.
Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by setting a goal that all middle school and high school students do 50 hours of community service a year and by developing a plan so that all college students who conduct 100 hours of community service receive a universal and fully refundable tax credit ensuring that the first $4,000 of their college education is completely free.
I doesn't say mandatory... and you forgot to mention there is a tax credit!... btw.. it's good to see a President reminding people to make sure they help the country and their fellow man/woman.... is that so wrong? really? I thought that was a good thing to do... hmm.. I guess getting a tax break for doing a good thing must be the wrong part...
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November 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
No, a combination of Texas' and New York's.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:49 am
We have electricity, but this is better:
Nebraska: Welcome to the Racist Past
Nebraska: Welcome to Segregated Schools
Nebraska: Absolutely nothing to see here, keep on going or get shot!
Nebraska: Celebrating Idiocy Since the 1800s.
Nebraska: Where Independent Thought Is a Crime
Nebraska: Fear Everything
Nebraska: All We Have Is Corn, Steaks, and Toothless Right-Wingers.
Nebraska: Everything you hated about our past is alive here.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
no more like Florida : its so bad they made a grand theif auto out of it
November 8th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
You say that like it's a bad thing!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Rue the day they created google translator.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
and here I was about to move AWAY from Mass. Thanks, prop 2! I couldn't afford to move anyways!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
yes
November 8th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
GAY
November 8th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Sounds like VA to me. Every time I go to MD I'm going 15-20 mph over in the slow lane and people are still honking and passing me because I'm going to slow lol.
November 8th, 2008 at 01:02 pm
heh
November 8th, 2008 at 01:09 pm
Nice try, but Chicago is not a state.
November 8th, 2008 at 01:18 pm
Ohio - If you don't like the Buckeyes, get the F*ck out!
November 8th, 2008 at 01:28 pm
wtf, how'd you beat me?
November 8th, 2008 at 01:53 pm
Yes
November 8th, 2008 at 02:28 pm
You obviously have no idea how to speak Spanish correctly. Your translation made as much sense as Sarah Palin.
November 8th, 2008 at 02:46 pm
Why are you replying to yourself, Anonymous?
- Anonymous
November 8th, 2008 at 03:26 pm
welcome to hawaii: how'd you get here in a car (from who's line is it anyway)
November 8th, 2008 at 04:17 pm
I think I did.. what's wrong with me?!
November 8th, 2008 at 05:06 pm
WWELCOMER TO WISOCNSIN: YES IV":E BEEN Drirnk ING
November 8th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
um Jersey is only home to two of the three football teams dumba$$, get $hit right next time, we have 3 hockey teams, 2 baseball teams, two, soon to be three basketball teams, plus all those other not as important sports as soccer and Lacrosse, so that makes hmmm a helluva lo more than 2
November 8th, 2008 at 05:38 pm
What?
November 8th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
I Led. O. L.
November 8th, 2008 at 06:22 pm
Yeah I was going to say, i go like 80 in the fast lane and cops pass me.
November 8th, 2008 at 06:46 pm
^ all message made by me
November 8th, 2008 at 06:56 pm
a lot of old people. the stereotype is that they eat very early e.g the early bird special. watch some seinfeld.
November 8th, 2008 at 07:00 pm
^ lol sorry just had to say something about the Seinfeld bit. He's totally right
November 8th, 2008 at 07:30 pm
hahaha that is so fucking true.
November 8th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
that one was made by me too.
November 8th, 2008 at 08:47 pm
Never been to Atlanta huh???
November 8th, 2008 at 09:07 pm
He said welcome.
Those other folks are clearly trespassing.
November 8th, 2008 at 09:08 pm
all your base are belong to me... and me, ande me too
November 8th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
Thats only those of us in colorado know how ;P
November 8th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
That's pretty backwards
November 8th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
Uh, hello? Once we're a communist police state, we won't HAVE elections.
Now go cry in your beer and pretend like your party still has some dignity left.
November 9th, 2008 at 12:49 am
So, we're not the U.S.A. if our president is someone with an I.Q. over 80? I guess the rednecks really do have problems electing anyone smarter than them.
November 9th, 2008 at 05:46 am
Jason, you are a Grade A Number 1 fool.
November 9th, 2008 at 05:49 am
Welcome to Ohio - and unemployment.
November 9th, 2008 at 05:50 am
Iowa - where corn is considered interesting.
November 9th, 2008 at 05:51 am
Ohio - where your soul goes to die
November 9th, 2008 at 06:12 am
Welcome to Maryland!
Keep your windows up, your doors locked, and your ass outta the left lane.
November 9th, 2008 at 06:29 am
"You don't have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street."
-Well Educated
That must be from the combination of great education and your impressive intellect.
November 9th, 2008 at 06:29 am
It is beautiful, but I must wholeheartedly disagree about the educational system. Having transferred to the University of Arkansas after attending another state institution, I was dismayed by not only the inefficiency of the University, but also the relative lack of interest in the students. In my time there (2 years):
- the director of my program introduced himself to me 5 times, even though I was active in clubs and was in the top 5% of the class
-they admitted me under the wrong major, and then told me that they couldn't fix it
- I was told I couldn't graduate with honors because I was a transfer student and didn't have half of my credits there- this was false, and by the time I realized it I was a senior and it was too late to do a senior thesis. I graduated with a GPA that would have qualified me for Magna Cum Laude, and yet I have no honors. As a professional continuing to get her doctorate, I will NEVER NEVER forgive them for this.
- I was told that I couldn't transfer any of my English courses, despite being an English major for 3 years prior, because my prior courses were not of the same standards of ScrewofA, so that I would have to retake nearly 21 English credits
- I was given the wrong registration date 4 times in a row
- I was told I didn't pass a writing test and that I would need to take an additional writing course, despite earning a 6/6 on the analytical writing section of the GRE, and maintaining a 4.0 GPA in my English courses from my other University (which was not a no-name institution)...
This list goes on and on. It truly was one of those “If I had only known” circumstances. I moved to Arkansas at the request of my parents (who had recently moved there). Had I not, I would have graduated in 2 years with 2 degrees. Thanks to transfer and petition nightmares, I graduate in 5 years with 1 degree and one minor. I will never recommend that anyone be educated in the state of Arkansas, at least not in the higher institutions. My final years of college were not marked by excitement, they were marked by the absolute inefficiency of that University, and I will never return, nor will I recommend anyone enroll. If you live in the state, it is worth the money to pay twice as much to go out of state to ensure you are getting a good education- unless of course, you’re an athlete! They definitely pride sports over higher learning there. Pity- I thought that transferring would be good for me as I am in a Humanities/Social Science field, and they were supposedly founded, in part, on principles of Senator Fulbright…what a joke! I will say one thing for them- they have a good French department. That’s…about…it.
The hill can go to hell as far as I’m concerned.
November 9th, 2008 at 06:56 am
Hey now... Don't bash someone who can't possibly respond!
November 9th, 2008 at 07:49 am
you clearly can't read:
Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by setting a goal that all middle school and high school students do 50 hours of community service a year and by developing a plan so that all college students who conduct 100 hours of community service receive a universal and fully refundable tax credit ensuring that the first $4,000 of their college education is completely free.
I doesn't say mandatory... and you forgot to mention there is a tax credit!... btw.. it's good to see a President reminding people to make sure they help the country and their fellow man/woman.... is that so wrong? really? I thought that was a good thing to do... hmm.. I guess getting a tax break for doing a good thing must be the wrong part...
November 9th, 2008 at 08:09 am
I do and Obama will soon show that he can only hurt our economy. Handouts and entitlements are just that.
Whose plan was the 500 billion dollar bail-out again?
Go back to bed, your sister's lonely.
November 9th, 2008 at 08:42 am
Amen brother.
November 9th, 2008 at 08:55 am
But Maine is whiter... at least for now
November 9th, 2008 at 09:00 am
Old people eat early, and FL has a lot of them, so hence the welcome sign.
November 9th, 2008 at 08:58 am
There are already high schools who require community service hours before you can graduate.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:18 am
Welcome to Canada - Where the Beer, the Pot and the Healthcare to take care of you after the beer and pot ALL are better!
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