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If State Signs Were More Truthful

Some state signs don’t seem to prepare tourists for the state they’re about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.



387 Responses to "If State Signs Were More Truthful"

  1. Norwester says:

    Nope. You?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Jersey. The armpit of the U.S.

  3. Anonymous says:

    For someone so “educated,” you sure did rely on other people for information a lot of the time. It seems to me, most major institutions have this type of information in a written form somewhere, and at no point did you consult such a source. Yet after hearing bad information from an unreliable source multiple times, you appear to have persisted in being too lazy to figure it out yourself. Don’t blame the institution you lazy hippie, read the fine print next time.

  4. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina:
    Proudly celebrating 146 years of having gotten it right the first time…ass.

  5. Bubba Hollis says:

    yea bill clinton and he was the greatest president son

  6. farkmore says:

    You have never lived there.
    I hope you never do either.

  7. farkmore says:

    You’re delusional,
    it’s obvious you were
    born in south carolina.

  8. Anonymous says:

    Ha, its sad because its true.

  9. Anonymous says:

    None of you seem to have any idea of what Jersey is like. Your attempts are really lame.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Jersey- Se habla espanol.
    – If you’re Indian or Spanish, you’ve got a job!

  11. Anonymous says:

    So, is that why every redneck I know of says he’ll vote for a democrat or not vote at all?

  12. Anonymous says:

    This actually made me laugh. If anyones been to North or South Carolina, they know South Carolina is a backwater state. At least North Carolina has the RTP and semi beautiful.

  13. farkmore says:

    No, you are mistaken. South Carolina is a BLACKWATER
    state. Have you ever seen the swamps along the “low country?”
    Real life horror film.

  14. farkmore says:

    Dear Angelia:
    You’re delusional.
    It’s obvious that you were
    born in South Carolina.
    Please get a lobotomy as
    soon as possible, also
    don’t reproduce, S.C.
    already has enough stupid

  15. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Jersey.
    Do you have cancer yet?

    Welcome to New Jersey,
    our crime rate is three times the highest in New York.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Erm, Arkansas has a horrible education system compared to the North East. I’m sorry, it’s just true. It is a nice place though, nothing against Arkansas.

  17. Anonymous says:

    Boohoo, teens have to go pick up an empty coke can instead of smoking some more pot. I guess that totally marks it as a communist state.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Naw, that ain’t true, I got me some fake teeth last week!

  19. farkmore says:


  20. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Michigan;

    Grab your guns while you can.

  21. bowillis says:

    oh my….?

  22. Anonymous says:

    I thought that was Wyoming!

  23. Anonymous says:

    Actually, Texas was part of Mexico ’til we drove em back across the Rio Grande and became our own country… Now that we’re part of the US we can no longer fight off invaders and we’re being over run… we’re one burrito away from living on Mexican soil again!

    I’d prefer the slogan:

    Texas – Bigger than France!

  24. Anonymous says:

    Texas – Highest number of guns per capita in the world

  25. According to the Washington Post, Texas is actually WAY down the list of percentage of the state population owning guns. Granted, that isn’t the per capita number you’re bragging about, but the myth that Texans are a bunch of gun toting nuts is just that – a MYTH!

    State Gun Owners%
    Wyoming 59.7
    Alaska 57.8
    Montana 57.7
    South_Dakota 56.6
    West_Virginia 55.4
    Arkansas 55.3
    Idaho 55.3
    Mississippi 55.3
    Alabama 51.7
    North_Dakota 50.7
    Kentucky 47.7
    Wisconsin* 44.4
    Louisiana 44.1
    Tennessee 43.9
    Utah 43.9
    Oklahoma 42.9
    Iowa* 42.8
    South_Carolina 42.3
    Kansas 42.1
    Vermont 42.0
    Minnesota* 41.7
    Missouri 41.7
    North_Carolina* 41.3
    Maine 40.5
    Georgia 40.3
    Oregon 39.8
    Indiana 39.1
    Nebraska 38.6
    Michigan 38.4
    Texas* 35.9

  26. Anonymous says:

    Washington Post?! I ain’t never heard of such! Sounds like a yankee newspaper to me!

    On to my point…

    I would be willing to bet the 35.9 percent of Texans who own guns would be equal to more than the population of most of the states (wussy states as we call ‘em) that have a higher percentage.

    Anyway, the highest guns per capita is something I had always heard, but I do appreciate you doing the fact check for me.

  27. Anonymous says:

    Because you can tell by what they wrote they are a racist. Way to play that card you ignorant fuck

  28. Anonymous says:

    “Random maniacs screaming at your children”? I guess we need to add

    Welcome to North Dakota: If you joined the Air Force instead of the Navy, you should have expected some crappy assgnments. (Ships = water-based posts)


    Welcome to ND: We’ve got more nukes per square mile than any place else on Earth.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Kentucky checking in here. Most of that 47.7 have multiple firearms, about a tenth have a bunker and enough firearms to take over France.

  30. Anonymous says:

    they both kinda suck actually, anywhere south of dc is pretty backwards

  31. Anonymous says:

    bush bought both elections he was not OUR president, and to anyone who did not stand up and protest his election you are a bad american and don’t deserve to live here. He was NOT president elect and if you did not know that you are not paying attention … or you are stupid

  32. TimeGhost says:

    Taking over France just involves one guy yelling “BOO!”

  33. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, I guess we’re missing the racist aspect of all of this, please, since you seem very intelligent and project a sense of deep moral, elaborate the racism here.

  34. Aunee says:

    ya think?!

  35. Pratik says:

    Shouldn’t New York’s sign actually be Hawaii’s?

  36. jburg says:

    Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933

    or: Out-drinking your state since 1883

  37. Anonymous says:

    Actually, I believe Alaska is higher than Wyoming in guns per capita, if you count UNREGISTERED guns and light anti-tank weapons and surface-to-air missiles, and rocket-propelled grenades and mines and regular grenades and dynamite and machine guns and cannons (real ones) and so on.

    I once knew a guy whose uncles had a bunker that was chock-full….and I was always curious about whether you could use one of their surface to air missiles to hunt ducks….and what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly….guess I’ll never know, now.
    57.8% is just the ones that are registered (or that people will admit to).

    I remember someone saying that an Alaskan bleeding-heart animal lover was someone who only owned one rifle….

  38. jburg says:

    Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933

  39. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Arizona:
    Home to more illegals per capita than anywhere on earth!

  40. Puck says:

    How about Wyoming: People Actually Live Here, Just Try & Find Em!

  41. Jack Alexander says:

    I’m in California: Welcome to California-Land of the Fruits and Nuts, and Sometimes the Wind Blows a Little Weird….

  42. Zerelja says:

    Don’t get offended by any of these…

    Welcome To Idaho: We Don’t Produce As Many Potatoes As Washington

    Welcome To South Carolina: If The Humidity Doesn’t Drive You Out, The Rednecks With Guns Will.

    Welcome To Alabama: Where Incest Is Okay

    Welcome To South Dakota: We Have More Signs Than People

    Welcome To Pennsylvania: Sorry, McCain…We Changed Our Mind

  43. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Chicago, er I mean Illinois… or…

    Welcome to Illinois, we slide between Lou and Indy but can’t go deep enough to reach Memphis.

  44. Anonymous says:

    welcome to rhode island
    “the traffic state”

  45. Damien says:

    Texas – One third the size of Western Australia.

    Texas – We’re so spiteful when we found out Australia had a farm as big as us. We bought it, split it up and put on the for sale papers that it couldn’t be put back together.

  46. Trist'n says:

    Welcome to Colorado : We dare you to try to drive up hill in the winter.

  47. Anonymous says:

    You’re the card player genius. What was racist? Saying the holy name of Obama without bowing in great praise? The man is a politician for pete’s sake. Not the second coming.

  48. Anonymous says:

    Nebraska: Coming attraction: Electricity.

    Hawaii: You’re not rich enough to live here.

    Kansas: See the flying spaghetti monster today!

    Washington: NO!! No presidents were born here!

    Utah: Watch speed. Mormons crossing.

    West Virginia: Because Northwest Virginia just sounds stupid.

    Maine: Canada’s hemorrhoid.

    New York: Bail set at $700 billion.

    DC: Have a tax paid jelly doughnut on the house.

  49. Norwester says:

    Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.

  50. Sasquatch says:

    “what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly”

    I think you’d find the grizzly suitably deterred from attacking after it was hurled 100 feet into the air and scattered over a wide area.

    Sas : )

  51. Vance says:

    Welcome to Ohio – Home of the Cleveland Steamer

    Welcome to Arkansas – Not a Dentist in the State

    Welcome to Minnesota – We Took In Al Franken After He Was Driven Out Of New York

    Welcome to Minnesota – Did You Bring A Hot Dish?

    Welcome to Colorado – We Are Frightfully Fit And Oh So Smug

    Welcome to Wyoming – More Pronghorns Than People

  52. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Arizona: We’re known for sand, heat, & a big hole in the ground

  53. Kendall says:

    New Jersey: Talk now and get 20% off our Witness Protection Gold plan!

  54. Anonymous says:

    Florida also “gave us Creed” so you still are damned to be sodomized by tornados :)

  55. Jimbo says:

    Welcome to Wisconsin: The hot chicks you see here are tourists.

  56. Anonymous says:

    …er…hurricanes :(

  57. frankie says:

    Welcome To New Jersey: Now get the Fuck Out!

    Welcome to New Jersey: We are not repsonsible for your saftey in Camden, Newark, Or Trenton

    Welcome To New Jersey: Now With Free Medical Waste On Our Beaches!

    Welcome To New Jersey: 50% State Tax & 45% Property Tax!

    Welcome To New Jersey: Corrupt Politician Capital Of the World!

  58. DD says:

    Texas is wrong.

    Should be Welcome to Texas, now GO HOME!!

    That’s been the sate motto since the Michigan Influx of the 70′s, along with These Damn Yankees are like hemrrhoids. Not too bad if the come down and go back up, HELL if they came down and stay.
    (Anybody from north of the red River can qualify as a Yankee if they’re rude enough or drive badly. (Yeah, that means YOU, Oklahoma.)

    The Houston City Motto?


  59. Anonymous says:

    Scranton Construction – still going strong!!!

  60. Anonymous says:

    welcome to Michigan! dont get murdered :)

  61. Wisconsin says:

    When the best thing about your state is a sell out quarterback and cheese hats…you keep your fucking mouth shut

  62. Martin says:

    Welcome to Montana: Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
    Welcome to Montana: 2008 is the 1st anniversary of color TV in Montana.

  63. DeppityBob says:

    Welcome to Indiana: Corn Up North, Meth Down South

  64. Anonymous says:

    i think u rae pathetic..its people like that u that keep the hatred going…get over it

  65. Anonymous says:

    No, a combination of Texas’ and New York’s.

  66. Anonymous says:

    Omg, I never would’ve noticed… Thanks for the enlightenment.

  67. Anonymous says:

    Connecticut: we connect new york and massachusetts

  68. Anonymous says:

    you must be a nigger

  69. Anonymous says:

    We have electricity, but this is better:
    Nebraska: Welcome to the Racist Past
    Nebraska: Welcome to Segregated Schools
    Nebraska: Absolutely nothing to see here, keep on going or get shot!
    Nebraska: Celebrating Idiocy Since the 1800s.
    Nebraska: Where Independent Thought Is a Crime
    Nebraska: Fear Everything
    Nebraska: All We Have Is Corn, Steaks, and Toothless Right-Wingers.
    Nebraska: Everything you hated about our past is alive here.

  70. Anonymous says:


  71. Bentoboxx says:

    Welcome to Utah: Please turn off your radio as music is Illegal

    Welcome to New Jersey, Home of most of New York’s sports teams

    Welcome to Florida. If we look like a limp, useless penis there’s a reason!

    Now Entering Delawa..Now Entering Maryland!

    You’re now entering New Mexico…and you probably don’t give a shit about it, Either!

    California: ¡Lentamente le estamos retirando un mexicano a la vez!

  72. Anonymous says:

    California, the sue-you state.

  73. Anonymous says:

    Now Leaving Chicago…

    Welcome to North Kentucky!

  74. Anonymous says:

    You must be an ass.

  75. Anonymous says:

    no more like Florida : its so bad they made a grand theif auto out of it

  76. Anonymous says:

    You say that like it’s a bad thing!

  77. Anonymous says:

    There was one possible racial comment on the whole page and it was about white people so what are you bitching about?????????
    Or do you have nothing else to do but surf websites and make threats about their racial inequality.

  78. Anonymous says:


  79. Anonymous says:

    Rue the day they created google translator.

  80. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Alabama Please set your watches back 20 years

  81. Anonymous says:

    we live in the great country of AMERICA, if you don’t like it then don’t fuckin look at it, it’s that simple , people like you are the reason AMERICA has become soft, because your so fuckin worried about offending someone, well i say it’s time to offend people and then maybe we wouldn’t get taken advantage of so much!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. Your mom says:

    shut up you stupid fucking nigger faggot jew loving anus pounder.

  83. Anonymous says:

    If you don’t like it – don’t look at it. This is supposed to be humorous. One of the great benefits of living in America is freedom of speech.

  84. Nick Burns says:

    and here I was about to move AWAY from Mass. Thanks, prop 2! I couldn’t afford to move anyways!

  85. Anonymous says:

    Where is that “invalidate website” button? I never can find it. Must be in with “expunge”.

  86. Anonymous says:


  87. Anonymous says:


  88. Anonymous says:


  89. Anonymous says:

    My weenie, and my left palm, smells like squirrel butter. I guess I need a shower.

  90. Anonymous says:

    the oregon ones are so off. except the one about californians coming here. that one’s right.

    also, oregon > washington.

  91. Anonymous says:

    Sounds like VA to me. Every time I go to MD I’m going 15-20 mph over in the slow lane and people are still honking and passing me because I’m going to slow lol.

  92. Bobby Kuehl says:


  93. Anonymous says:

    you must be no one.

  94. Anonymous says:

    lol @ you. You failed with maine haha.

  95. Anonymous says:

    Nice try, but Chicago is not a state.

  96. Anonymous says:

    You know, since you can’t punctuate or spell ‘are’ correctly, I really don’t think you are some one I would listen to. I mean really, This is America and I do have the freedom to say what I please, and YOU have the freedom to be offended. You do not however have the right to tell me I cannot say something. Understand the concept?

  97. Anonymous says:

    Ohio – If you don’t like the Buckeyes, get the F*ck out!

  98. Anonymous says:

    wow i don’t that it was Lincoln that made a mistake but if you hate other races so much maybe you should go back to where your ancestors came from.

  99. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Utah, Six Wives, No Waiting.

  100. mot says:

    wtf, how’d you beat me?

  101. Anonymous says:

    maybe your an ignorant asshole but i however am not.

    Kansas> enjoy your drive through

  102. Anonymous says:


  103. Anonymous says:

    Went to the wrong theater, maybe you should go back!

  104. Anonymous says:

    You obviously have no idea how to speak Spanish correctly. Your translation made as much sense as Sarah Palin.

  105. Anonymous says:

    Why are you replying to yourself, Anonymous?
    - Anonymous

  106. Anonymous says:

    Sence—Common misspelling of sense.

    Take a buck and but hooked on phonics dumbshit!!

  107. Anonymous says:

    Yeah Barak!

  108. Anonymous says:

    welcome to hawaii: how’d you get here in a car (from who’s line is it anyway)

  109. Anonymous says:

    phonics please
    I can’t read this junk

  110. Anonymous says:

    sez you! his minions think he is.

  111. Anonymous says:

    I think I did.. what’s wrong with me?!

  112. Anonymous says:

    I think it said so at the beginning of the pictures.

  113. Anonymous says:

    but the most methamphetamine in the state of Ky is in Methenberg
    uh….I mean Mulenberg county!

  114. Anonymous says:

    KENTUCKY- Our Idea of GUN CONTROL is “hitting what you aim at!”

  115. Anonymous says:

    this is God’s country

    Nobody else will have it.

  116. Anonymous says:


  117. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Jersey

    If the USA gets an enema, this is where they stick the hose!

  118. Anonymous says:

    um Jersey is only home to two of the three football teams dumba$$, get $hit right next time, we have 3 hockey teams, 2 baseball teams, two, soon to be three basketball teams, plus all those other not as important sports as soccer and Lacrosse, so that makes hmmm a helluva lo more than 2

  119. Anonymous says:


    If you don’t understand google it if you dare, but first, take off safe search, and don’t watch if you have a weak stomach, or if you don’t want to see flesh.

  120. Alex says:

    So true.

  121. Anonymous says:

    Actually West Yellowstone is a city in Montana. It is located at the west entrance to Yellowstone National Park. So your point about most of the park being in Wyoming remains valid, but that part of the sign was not photoshopped.

  122. Anonymous says:


  123. Anonymous says:

    I Led. O. L.

  124. Anonymous says:

    west yellowstone is a town located in montana, shitlips

  125. Anonymous says:

    Sence—Common misspelling of sense.

    Take a buck and “but” hooked on phonics dumbshit!!

    I love people who misspell words while correcting someone else’s misspelling!

  126. Anonymous says:

    Yeah I was going to say, i go like 80 in the fast lane and cops pass me.

  127. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Pennsylvania
    I can’t buy beer and liqour in the same store? What the fuck!?

    Welcome to East Pennsylvania
    Welcome to West Pensylvania
    Welcome to Pennsyltuckey

  128. Anonymous says:

    ^ all message made by me

  129. Anonymous says:

    You didn’t “take in” Al Franken. He’s a native Minnesotan, raised outside Minneappolis until he left for Harvard.
    He came back.
    And don’t talk shit, since I usually like Minnesotans… especially the hot blondes.

  130. Anonymous says:

    a lot of old people. the stereotype is that they eat very early e.g the early bird special. watch some seinfeld.

  131. Anonymous says:

    … ‘maybe YOU’RE an ignorant asshole..’

  132. Anonymous says:

    ^ lol sorry just had to say something about the Seinfeld bit. He’s totally right

  133. Anonymous says:

    those arent even funny

  134. Anonymous says:

    hahaha that is so fucking true.

  135. who wants pie? ME says:

    lol its is true

  136. Anonymous says:

    that one was made by me too.

  137. Anonymous says:

    Never been to Atlanta huh???

  138. Anonymous says:

    He said welcome.

    Those other folks are clearly trespassing.

  139. Anonymous says:

    all your base are belong to me… and me, ande me too

  140. Anonymous says:

    Thats only those of us in colorado know how ;P

  141. Anonymous1 says:

    That’s pretty backwards

  142. Anonymous says:

    Uh, hello? Once we’re a communist police state, we won’t HAVE elections.

    Now go cry in your beer and pretend like your party still has some dignity left.

  143. Anonymous says:

    So, we’re not the U.S.A. if our president is someone with an I.Q. over 80? I guess the rednecks really do have problems electing anyone smarter than them.

  144. Anonymous says:

    Jason, you are a Grade A Number 1 fool.

  145. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Ohio – and unemployment.

  146. Anonymous says:

    Iowa – where corn is considered interesting.

  147. Anonymous says:

    Ohio – where your soul goes to die

  148. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Maryland!

    Keep your windows up, your doors locked, and your ass outta the left lane.

  149. Anonymous says:

    “You don’t have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street.”
    -Well Educated

    That must be from the combination of great education and your impressive intellect.

  150. Anonymous says:

    It is beautiful, but I must wholeheartedly disagree about the educational system. Having transferred to the University of Arkansas after attending another state institution, I was dismayed by not only the inefficiency of the University, but also the relative lack of interest in the students. In my time there (2 years):
    - the director of my program introduced himself to me 5 times, even though I was active in clubs and was in the top 5% of the class
    -they admitted me under the wrong major, and then told me that they couldn’t fix it
    - I was told I couldn’t graduate with honors because I was a transfer student and didn’t have half of my credits there- this was false, and by the time I realized it I was a senior and it was too late to do a senior thesis. I graduated with a GPA that would have qualified me for Magna Cum Laude, and yet I have no honors. As a professional continuing to get her doctorate, I will NEVER NEVER forgive them for this.
    - I was told that I couldn’t transfer any of my English courses, despite being an English major for 3 years prior, because my prior courses were not of the same standards of ScrewofA, so that I would have to retake nearly 21 English credits
    - I was given the wrong registration date 4 times in a row
    - I was told I didn’t pass a writing test and that I would need to take an additional writing course, despite earning a 6/6 on the analytical writing section of the GRE, and maintaining a 4.0 GPA in my English courses from my other University (which was not a no-name institution)…
    This list goes on and on. It truly was one of those “If I had only known circumstances. I moved to Arkansas at the request of my parents (who had recently moved there). Had I not, I would have graduated in 2 years with 2 degrees. Thanks to transfer and petition nightmares, I graduate in 5 years with 1 degree and one minor. I will never recommend that anyone be educated in the state of Arkansas, at least not in the higher institutions. My final years of college were not marked by excitement, they were marked by the absolute inefficiency of that University, and I will never return, nor will I recommend anyone enroll. If you live in the state, it is worth the money to pay twice as much to go out of state to ensure you are getting a good education- unless of course, you’re an athlete! They definitely pride sports over higher learning there. Pity- I thought that transferring would be good for me as I am in a Humanities/Social Science field, and they were supposedly founded, in part, on principles of Senator Fulbrightwhat a joke! I will say one thing for them- they have a good French department. That’saboutit.
    The hill can go to hell as far as I’m concerned.

  151. Anonymous says:

    Hey now… Don’t bash someone who can’t possibly respond!

  152. Anonymous says:

    you clearly can’t read:

    Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by setting a goal that all middle school and high school students do 50 hours of community service a year and by developing a plan so that all college students who conduct 100 hours of community service receive a universal and fully refundable tax credit ensuring that the first $4,000 of their college education is completely free.

    I doesn’t say mandatory… and you forgot to mention there is a tax credit!… btw.. it’s good to see a President reminding people to make sure they help the country and their fellow man/woman…. is that so wrong? really? I thought that was a good thing to do… hmm.. I guess getting a tax break for doing a good thing must be the wrong part…

  153. Anonymous says:

    I do and Obama will soon show that he can only hurt our economy. Handouts and entitlements are just that.

    Whose plan was the 500 billion dollar bail-out again?

    Go back to bed, your sister’s lonely.

  154. Anonymous says:

    Amen brother.

  155. Anonymous says:

    But Maine is whiter… at least for now

  156. Anonymous says:

    Old people eat early, and FL has a lot of them, so hence the welcome sign.

  157. Anonymous says:

    There are already high schools who require community service hours before you can graduate.

  158. dopekitty says:

    Welcome to Canada – Where the Beer, the Pot and the Healthcare to take care of you after the beer and pot ALL are better!

  159. Anonymous says:

    Those look more like Michigan signs to me

  160. Anonymous says:

    Oh, please! We sucked it up for eight years. You can hang on for four.

  161. The truth & the light says:

    Oh hell no. This will only happen if somehow the majority of Americans are subject to a forced lobotomy.

  162. Not from here says:


    You are now entering/leaving Rhode Island.

    In order to actually VISIT Rhode island, you should have started braking in Massachussets

  163. Anonymous says:

    Georgia: No you CAN’T see Russia from here.

  164. Anonymous says:

    I came here fully expecting to see a New Jersey sign, and although there wasn’t one, your attempt is just simply terrible. What does barstool attacks even mean?

  165. Anonymous says:

    You clearly can’t read that I said he took it off of his website when he got caught…it has been cached on some website, and if you can figure out how to use the way-back machine check fridays version…you tool

  166. Anonymous says:

    New Jersey: Home of whatever you want to BURN!

    don’t ask
    i live in new york and it seems that every single day in the news they talk about some factory burning in new jersey or some random persons house

  167. Rebel Without A Clue says:

    If you are being passed in the fast lane you are part of the problem, no matter how fast you are going.

  168. Rebel Without A Clue says:

    LOL…so true Capt. Have they ever finished the construction going to Scranton? It has been there for over 20 years.

  169. Anonymous says:

    Hey!!! His sister is really HOT!!!

  170. Rebel Without A Clue says:

    Welcome to New Jersey: They call it the Garden State because we smell like fertilizer.

  171. Rebel Without A Clue says:

    Welcome to New Jersey: Where the women have mustaches and the men are scared.

  172. Anonymous says:

    That would certainly frighten me. I’m shocked they’ve gotten away with that.

  173. Anonymous says:

    im sorry you must have mistaken kansas for missouri

  174. knsellout says:

    Ohio: Home of the Drew Carey Show and Unpredictable Voters….

  175. Anonymous says:

    You could even say:

    Welcome to Utah
    If you’re a nigger or a mexican
    Get ready to bend over

  176. Anonymous says:

    what’s this “we”/”you” crap. We’re all Americans. Unless you’re not.

  177. foodovision says:

    /from CT, living in Boston

  178. Anonymous says:

    Welcome To Texas
    “Where America Wipes”

  179. Anonymous says:

    Michigan – Ontario’s Dump (Toronto dumps all their garbage in Michigan)
    New Jersey – What? Like your so special?
    Iowa – Ya, we’re that boring
    Louisiana – home of the new Atlantas
    Florida – We look like a penis!!
    Vermont – The state no one knows about
    Washington State – Lumberjack IS a sport
    Texas – We were almost Mexico

  180. Jobles says:

    Welcome to Michigan yes the entrance to Canada is right over there.

  181. idiotonuni says:

    New Mexico…Because the first one wasn’t bad enough.

  182. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Florida:

    If we remind you we gave the world Tom Petty, will you forget about O-town?

    Yes, the AARP has a clothing optional club…

    Trust me not EVERYONE looks good in a bikini, but they’ll wear one anyway

    Turning people to leather since 1845.

    If you’re in dermatology or geriatirc practice, you’ll never go out of business.

    Single handedly keeping the Banana Boat afloat.

    Strawberries? Yeah, we got those… Mexicans?… Yeah, them too…

  183. farkmore says:

    Welcome to south carolina

    Escape while you can.

  184. Anonymous says:

    wow you guts really hate south carolina. haha

  185. Anonymous says:

    Hey now, I’m FROM Rhode Island, and I’ve just gotta say something….
    The RI sign could’ve been more truthful.
    “Welcome to Rhode Island.
    Thank you for visiting Rhode Island;
    You are now LEAVING Rhode Island.”

  186. John says:

    Welcome to Michigan, take us with you.

    Michigan: Our governor kisses better than Palin(and will prove it for $20+tax)

    Welcome to Michigan: our housing costs keep other states crime rate low

    Michigan: rust is our state stone

    Michigan: birthplace of Ted Nugent and metal dashboards…

  187. LJM says:

    As you enter Siloam Springs, Arkansas on U.S. Highway 412 from the East, there is a giant sign that says, “Welcome to Siloam Springs, where Jesus is Lord. This is God’s Country.” I can’t imagine how many visitors have been horrified by this sign.

  188. Anonymous says:

    Florida – Welcome to America’s Dong.

  189. Judy says:

    Welcome to Kansas : Rednecks with too much porn on their hands.
    Welcome to Kansas: you got blown in now get blown out.
    Welcome to Kansas: tornadoes, wheat and one too many’s.
    Welcome to Kan- As: land of dust, trailers, divorce.

  190. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Arkansas

    We elected Bill Clinton as our Governor.
    Need I say more?

  191. Anonymous says:

    Colorado an uphill drive to mediocrity.

    Colorado- home to mountains, drunks, and ugly women who are convinced they’re hot.

  192. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to North Dakota: Home of Nothing

    Welcome to North Dakota: It’s so windy here because Minnesota sucks and Montana blows

    Welcome to North Dakota: Pretty soon you’ll be sorry you came

    Welcome to North Dakota: Yes, it smells like this all the time

    Welcome to North Dakota: South Dakota has the Black Hills… we have a five foot high hill.

    Welcome to North Dakota: We suggest rolling up your car windows unless you want random maniacs screaming at your children

    Welcome to North Dakota: If you can survive here for more than twenty minutes, we’ll buy you a Coke.

    Welcome to North Dakota: The birthplace of boredom and unhappiness.

    Welcome to North Dakota: Now the proud home of a computer.

    Welcome to North Dakota: The other white Dakota.

    Welcome to North Dakota: Canada Jr.

    Welcome to North Dakota: Our highest peak is a guy named Norm standing on a ladder.

    Welcome to North Dakota: If you can feel your toes it must be July.

  193. Anonymous says:

    The New Mexico state sign is on blocks, missing hubcaps, and all the windows are broken out.

  194. Anonymous says:

    Welcome To Idaho -

    YES, we ARE a state.

    That left over spot between the West coast and the Rockies.

    You don’t have to be a Mormon, but it helps.


    Yes, we like it THE WAY IT IS!

  195. Anonymous says:

    Virginia: If the driver in front of you isn’t smoking, he’s reloading.

  196. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Missouri: where the men are lonely and sheep are nervous

  197. Shawn says:

    Iowa…….. I otta went around:)

  198. Angelia says:

    Welcome to South Carolina- A GREAT Place to live
    And NO it is not a mini-mexico, thats North Carolina

  199. Anonymous says:

    From my region:

    Wisconsin – you want a beer with that?
    -we don’t go up North, either.
    -Illinois speeders make us rich.
    -the real home of queers and steers!
    -serial killers be here.

    Illinois – home of Chicago and…yeah, that’s it.
    -se habla espanol!
    -maybe next year the Cubs will win…
    -that will be a $10 tax for visiting us.
    -Lincoln was our first and last Republican.

    Iowa – notice how we all look the same?
    -the reason why Slipknot exists.
    -think we are backwards? We put Obama in the White House.
    -still professional sports free!

    Minnesota – ya hey der!
    -holy FUCK is it cold!
    -notice how all Iowans look the same?

  200. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Utah
    We couldn’t bribe for McCain ’08
    So we bribe from Proposition 8.
    Welcome to Utah
    If you only brought one underage wife
    You must be Gay!

  201. Silentdasher says:

    Welcome to Wisconsin- Smell our dairy air.

  202. knsellout says:

    Welcome to Washington:

    “The STATE, not the Capital”

    “Microsoft, Starbucks, and Pearl Jam”

    “Winner of the Cannabis Cup”

    “Slackers, Hackers, & DINKs Oh My!”*

    *DINK= Dual Income No Kids

  203. Anonymous says:


    Welcome to Hawaii
    (how did you get here in a car?)

  204. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  205. Anonymous says:

    Michigan: Cars made us big, now cars are pulling us down. But, hey, we’re shaped like a mitten! Duh, Go Blue!

  206. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  207. Ada says:

    Ha Ha I love all these custom made signs, the one about New York and Iowa are my favorite. If only signs like this existed in the real world, I imagine a European version of this could be quite funny.

  208. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  209. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  210. Anonymous says:

    Wyoming? We ask the same question.

  211. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  212. Anonymous says:

    Idaho> that moved from Detroit.

  213. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  214. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  215. Guba Lincoln says:

    Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  216. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  217. Mary Lynn says:

    Welcome to Arizona; It’s hot as fuck

  218. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  219. ri1kxeo87a says:

    Hi! Ebanij vrot! 7x7kp3zf3k rw6hyivwrv!

  220. KT says:

    North Dakota – the one without Mount Rushmore.

  221. Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…

  222. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina First in Incarceration and Last in Education but these things aren’t related.

  223. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Missouri – The best methamphetamine in the country!

    Welcome to Missouri – WWRD: “What would Rush Do?

    Welcome to Missouri – Where every home has more children than teeth!

  224. farkmore says:

    Welcome to south carolina

    …We’ve got outhouses…

    …45 chromosomes per person (we is spellshul)

    …even Mexicans don’t want to live here…

    …Culture? A case of Coors on a Friday night

    …George Washington puked here…

    …General Sherman felt so sorry for S.C. he left
    and burned Atlanta instead!

    …even Arkansas laughs at us…

    …Wanted: Someone with an I.Q. of 60 to mentor us…

    …please don’t run over the chickens…

    …everyone has two first-names…
    (aint dat rite Bobbi-Lou?)

    …World Record: 62 generations of inbreeding…

  225. farkmore says:

    Welcome to Rhode Island

    Your turds are bigger than our state.

  226. farkmore says:

    Welcome to Hawaii

    Number one breeders of ornamental Japanese fish.

    ” Aloha Poi “

  227. Anonymous says:

    You’re Now Entering Illinois:

  228. Wow these are great. I loved them. Keep them coming with other states.

  229. Anonymous says:

    good but some are obviously photoshopped

  230. UCONN says:

    Welcome to Connecticut – home of the fighting insurance salesmen.

  231. Suzanne says:

    “Welcome To New Jersey – Where Most Of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted.”


    “Welcome To New Jersey – You’ll Have To Pay To Leave”

  232. Sonny says:

    Welcome to Oklahoma!
    (yer not one a them fags, are ya?)

    Welcome to Oklahoma!
    We’ve almost joined the 20th Century!

  233. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Montana: No, we are not part of Canada.
    Welcome to Montana: Visitors will be shot on sight!
    Welcome to Montana: Even with no sales tax we can’t bring in the tourists.
    Welcome to Montana: More bars per number of people than anywhere in the USA!
    Welcome to Montana: A chicken in every pot and a gun in every hand.
    Welcome to Montana: Stay outta our business!

  234. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Maryland – If you can dream it, we can tax it.

  235. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Massachusetts: F-you!

    Welcome to Massachusetts: Don’t call us beantown.

    Welcome to Massachusetts: We are better than you!

  236. Anonymous says:

    North Dakota – Come see our tree.

  237. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to America. I MEAN TEXAS.

  238. Anonymous says:

    Mississippi…where 13 is middle-aged.

  239. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to West Virginia

    Where’d ya get that fancy ‘lectric horse there?

    Origin of the Family Pole

    Leave your shoes, teeth, hygine and good sense at the border

  240. Anonymous says:

    Kansas: Welcome to Kansas, unless you were born here, you’ll hate it

  241. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Massachusetts. We’re not New York and we’re bitter about it.

  242. Anonymous says:

    Ohio – this is what death is like

  243. Anonymous says:

    Maine’s – Vermont’s Sexy but sluttish and Inbred sister

    Ohio – this is what death is like

    Louisiana – Grow gills or move to Alabama

    Michigan – Spot the intellectual. He’s the guy with correctly spelt tattoos.

    Mississippi – We were only following orders, y’hear?

    Illinois – Rednecks, the Mafia and beautiful lakefront views.

    Pennsylvania – And you wonder why Benjamin Franklin moved to Paris?

    Minnesota – Swedish but strangely un-erotic

    Wyoming – A completely square state. What the fuck is THAT about?

    Florida – Speak up, please.

    California – We could come up with a slogan, but you wouldn’t be sophisticated enough to understand it.

    Utah – Don’t look back JUST DRIVE!!!

    Wisconsin – Not a big state, just big boned.

    New Mexico – That state with the Healthy Green Glow

    Oklahoma – Not so much a state, more an overrated 1940′s musical with some good songs in the first act, a really lame second act and a hugely overwritten narrative arc that runs out of steam right after “the farmer and the cowman” and as for that whole freaking ballet sequence, I mean, per-lease…..

    Idaho – the Shallow End of the Gene pool.

    Nevada – Why visit? just mail your cash.

    New York – We could write you a slogan but what the fuck, what are we, a clown, like we fuckin’ amuse you? What? What?

    Massachussetts – So, so much better than you…

    Texas – You don’t Like Us, We don’t Like You…..er, that’s kind of it.

    Oregon – California’s nice but dull sister

    Washington – California’s moody little goth brother up there in the attic.

    Georgia – Sheets changed daily (eyeholes optional).

  244. Caitlin says:

    Welcome to Michigan: Have you brought jobs with you?
    Welcome to Michigan: 2 parts are better than 1!
    Welcome to Michigan: Don’t worry, the weather will be totally different soon.
    Welcome to Michigan: We hunt and we’re still totally blue
    Welcome to Michigan: Now serving orange cones year-round

  245. Peanut says:

    Where the men are men, the sheep are scared and the wife ran away with the loon!

  246. Anonymous says:

    Alaska: We have guns, and we want to be left the f*ck alone.
    Where the weird goes to get away from it all….permanently.
    I haven’t seen another human in 10 years, and I don’t bathe. Wanna get married?

    Oregon: We drive SUV’s, Humvees and we’re seriously stoned…stay off the roads!
    Where driving an SUV meets bragging about how green we are.
    Home of the stupidest (but most polite) drivers in the US.
    Mexicans go to California; Californians go here.
    Home of Portland Liberals, Eugene Anarchists, and everybody else is a farmer.
    The question isn’t, “are you liberal.” The question is, “are you liberal ENOUGH?”
    Where full facial tattoos are normal, but carrying 20 extra pounds will get you burned at the stake.

    Washington: Competing for “Worst Roads in America!”
    We can’t fund Education, Roads, or Police, but check out our Parks and Boutique Markets!
    Conquering the world, one cup of coffee at a time!
    Better than Oregon!
    Bringing you Starbucks and Microsoft! Yeah, we’re sorry.

    Texas: We imprison our liberals in Austin, to keep them from bothering the rest of us.
    Home of Big Hair!
    Where we go to church 7 days a week, but my 12-year-old daughter wears a push-up bra and a miniskirt.
    Where even cowboys aren’t cowboy enough for us.

    Massachusetts: Still have a ghoulish fascination for burning witches!
    We’re more historical than you are!
    We do NOT have an inferiority complex!
    The non-filthy-rich need not apply.

    West Virginia: We are NOT inbred: ask my half-sister/aunt!
    Still feuding since 1878!
    Coal miners or the military: those are your career choices!

    Kentucky: Next in our poetry reading: Ode to my gun, my dog, and my belt buckle.
    Celebrating my last two teeth!

    Tennessee: Proud of Elvis, Country music, the Grand Ole Opry, and ….uh….

  247. Anonymous says:

    Wisconsin: Smell Our Dairy Air

    Eat Cheese Or Die!

  248. Anonymous says:

    Illinois; your choices are East St. Louis, Corn or Chicago.

  249. farkmore says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Please bring your own white sheet.

  250. Wayne Grabley says:

    New Jersey: The highway construction state

  251. Montuckian says:

    Whoa, Whoa, Whoa…

    Montana > The Dakotas.

  252. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to California

    We’re not as liberal as you thought!

  253. Anonymous says:


    What is a black person?….Oh you mean Niggers!

  254. Anonymous says:

    Hey you forgot about Pennsylvania. How about………..
    Welcome to PA, May God have mercy on your soul.
    You wanted to keep how much of your paycheck?????????????
    PA, where the pothole is the state animal.
    PA, where we don’t know shit from shinola.

  255. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Wisconsin…If you’re not constipated when you enter,you will be before you leave.

    Welcome to Missouri- the adult bookstore state

    Welcome to Kentucky-state bird: Muskrat

    Welcome to California-living here is like living in a bowl of cereal.If youre not a fruit or a nut,youre a flake.

    Welcome to Alabama- look at our women,then ask yourself why we can marry farm animals.

  256. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Ohio… If you don’t like the weather wait 5 minutes it will change

    Welcome to Ohio… Enough said

    Welcome to Ohio… You must really be desperate

    Welcome to Ohio… Think of us as Michigan south just without the casinos

    and last but not least….

    Welcome to Ohio… Home of the Cleveland Browns!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

  257. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Delaware: Wait… we’re actually a state?

    Willkommen to das People’s Republic of New Jersey: Ve vill be with you in das moment!

    Welcom to Maryland: The taint of the East Coast.

  258. Anonymous says:

    The weather one is an old Michigan saying. Stop pretending to be Michigan.

  259. Anonymous says:

    What about Wisconsin??

  260. Anonymous says:

    Now everyone is going to want a full 50 state list.

  261. Anonymous says:

    Wisconsin: Home to the packers of green bay and fudge.


  262. Anonymous says:

    We Cut The Cheese

  263. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Wisconsin…unless you’re from Chicago you dirty FIB

  264. ray says:

    New Mexico: We Don’t Know Where the f–king UFOs are! Stop Asking!!!

    Washington: Home of Bill Gates. Suck it Up, Bitches.

    Louisiana: Nobody Leaves Without Singing the Blues.

    Louisiana: More than just Mardi Gras. No, really.

    Delaware: Actually, it’s Delaware, Inc.

  265. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Minnesota, think of us as East Dakota.

  266. Anonymous says:

    Michigan: Now both Upper and Lower Michigan are equally economically depressed.

  267. matt pilot says:

    florida: where america comes to die

  268. marielle says:

    New Mexico-YES, we are a STATE.

  269. william says:

    just brilliant !!!

  270. Anonymous says:

    There are unacceptable racial slurs in several comments on this page. If they are not removed then this site is invalidated and should be expunged.

  271. Anonymous says:

    Fuck you, prude.

  272. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Missouri: There’s no ‘a’ at the end you dumb fucks

  273. Anonymous says:

    Why is Ohio so boring, nobody wants to make a good joke out of it. Are we REALLY that lame?

  274. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Michigan: Leave your jobs at the door.

  275. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Indiana: There’s more than corn, there’s also soy beans!

  276. Anonymous says:

    Connecticut – New York’s Parking Lot

    New Jersey , Don’t breathe in.

    Maryland – New Jersey with more Geese in the weeds (and less dead Italian guys)

    Delaware – Maryland, but less so

    West Virginia – We Believe in the American Family….just not in a good way.

    Tennessee – We got both kinds of music, Country and Shit

    Indiana – The Hoosier State (as in “Who’s Yer biological father?”)

    Arkansas – The state that gave you Bill Clinton.and we’re REALLY sorry…

    Delaware – The state with no slogan

    Alabama – If you can read this, you ain’t from round here…

    Kansas , Flat. Real Flat.

    Nebraska – You call it Corn Muffin. We call it Pornography.

    Kentucky , Evolution is just something that happened somewhere else.

    Missouri , Illinois’ drunken embarrassing hick brother.

    North Dakota – The big skies, the buffalo, the majestic sweeping prairies .oh fuck get me outta hereplease god get me outta here.

    South Dakota ,It’s me or Canadajest face it, you ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch..

    Colorado , Roseanne got the fuck out ASAP. Enough Said.

    Iowa , So nice it’s sorta creepy.

    Rhode Island , Massachussets’ passive gay boyfriend.

  277. Anonymous says:

    Ohio: If you don’t like football get the f*($ out…

  278. not so anonymous says:

    where the hell is arizona?

  279. Anonymous says:


  280. Rebel Without A Clue says:

    Welcome to Maryland: Home of Driving 10mph Under the Speed Limit in the Fast Lane.

  281. Anonymous says:


  282. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Hawai’i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama’aina!

  283. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Hawai’i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama’aina!

  284. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Illinois, Land of Lincoln, Cadillacs, and Al Capone.

  285. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Chicago, Murder Capital USA

  286. Kat says:

    Welcome to Washington where the weather is as unpredictable as a woman’s moodswings while on her period!

  287. Anonymous says:


    Americas Third World

  288. Anonymous says:

    Missouri: The Show Me the Way Out State.

  289. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Delawhere?
    You’re just far enough south of Philadelphia

  290. Anonymous says:

    Georgia: Where every road eventually becomes Peachtree St.

  291. Anonymous says:

    Tennessee – They call us Volunteers because our employers dont pay sh#t!

    Tennessee – Official Summer Home Of Ohioans, Michiganders, Kentuckians and other assorted Riff-Raff.

    Welcome To Tennessee – Sorry you couldnt afford a real vacation destination!

    Tennessee – Sounds Boring To Me!

    Tennessee – Just Shut the hell up and drive!

    Tennessee – Slow Traffic Keep Right – Thanks!

    Tennessee – Home of Dolly’s Hooters and Cooter’s!

  292. Anonymous says:

    Florida: God’s waiting room

  293. mel says:

    “Welcome to New Mexico- Smells BETTER than the Old!”

  294. mot says:

    Florida: Welcome to God’s waiting room!

  295. Anonymous says:

    Obviously whoever made the Iowa one doesn’t live there, as apparently they’d have enough time not doing other things to do a halfway decent shop job.

  296. Anonymous says:

    Washington: It’s gonna rain /ollie

  297. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New York: We own you.

    Welcome to New York: Now excepting donations.

  298. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Ohio – If you roll down your window and listen closely, you can hear our state SUCK.

  299. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Massachusetts:
    Unless you are west of Framingham, in which case
    Welcome to North Connecticut

  300. CSV says:

    welcome to Idaho – The most boring state

  301. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Louisiana: I fucked your mom.

  302. Anonymous says:

    (linkback) Funny or Lame? If State Signs Were More Truthful [VOTE] – http://www.thriveorfail.com/48f09

  303. Jack WOods says:

    OMG Holy Taco is right! Unbelieveable! Well done dude.


  304. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to West Virgina – 5 Million People, 5 Last Names!

  305. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Georgia
    Gays will be shot on Sight

    Welcome to Florida
    The C- State

  306. AndyM says:

    New York

    More than New York City

  307. Mitch Agander says:

    Welcome to Michigan Join a union; you’re going to need the unemployment benefits

  308. Anonymous says:

    Prozac, Green Jello, tons of sheep disguised as Mormons…
    Welcome to Happy Valley Utah.

  309. Anonymous says:

    Utah; where vagina’s are considered clown cars.

    Utah; don’t open your fucking door; the Mormons want more money.

    Utah; One Mormon Church every square fucking mile.

    Utah; We vote Republican; because that’s what we’re told.

  310. Jas Sahota says:

    Welcome to Canada
    The 51st State.

  311. Anonymous says:

    KANSAS: We’re sorry about Fred Phelps. Honest.

  312. Anonymous says:

    the iowa one is definitely true unless you can make your way to iowa city.

  313. Anonymous says:

    My favorite is Alaska, by far.

  314. Anonymous says:


    Gods Waiting Room

  315. Anonymous says:

    Michigan>Where even the auto executives drive foreign cars.

    Michigan>Go Amway or go home.

    Michigan>Casinos like Vegas, but the hookers are uglier!

    Michigan> Canada’s landfill

    Michigan>Giving the land back to the Indians, one casino at a time.

    Arkansas> It’s a cooler name than South Kansas

    Alabama>If you can read this you ain’t from Alabama

    Illinois>Even we don’t claim Barack Obama.

    Ohio>Vote early, Vote often

    Illinois> Land of Lincoln, man did he make a mistake

    United States>Welcome to new Mexico

    New Mexico>It was only a matter of time.

  316. demar says:

    Tennessee – The welfare state.

    Tennessee – Se habla espanol?

    Tennessee – Home of the white christian trailer park gun owners club.

  317. Finnkc says:

    Welcome to Canada – 9/10 Americans can’t find it a map.

  318. Anonymous says:

    Connecticut – We don’t know why rich people live here either

  319. Anonymous says:

    Delaware- The first state. That’s all we have to say.

  320. Anonymous says:

    New Mexico
    You Don’t Need a Passport

  321. Anonymous says:

    hahaha oh I love my Oregon :-)

  322. Anonymous says:

    welcome to USA were are all ignorant assholes cuz we are.

  323. Ed Magowan says:

    Welcome to Alabama. Please set your watches back 30 years.

  324. John L. Hamilton says:

    Only niggers take offense at possible racial slurs…because they’re niggers.

  325. brian says:

    Im from mississippi, so I am offended that there is no sign here to offend me. Anyway, here’s my idea

    ”Welcome to Mississippi!
    We Have a river!
    Don’t mind the black bodies floating in it..
    They was whistlin’ at white women.
    Actually, we’re kidding, Mississippi has
    come a long way since the segregationist era.
    We think that you’ll find Mississippians to be a
    warm and cordial people, regardless of their
    race. We also have some of the biggest
    and most long-winded road signs in America!
    Nay, the world. Now Quit reading this before
    you run over a pig or something.”

  326. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to the GREAT state of Mississippi
    Home of the poorest and fattest people in America.
    Poorest because we spend all our money on Shoneys buffets

  327. Hank Moody says:

    Welcome to Maine: We’ve got lobstah… and that’s about it.

    Welcome to Maine: You can’t get there from here!

    Welcome to Maine: Home of the Dumbest Redneck Population in America

  328. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to

    A) Kansas

    B) Nebraska

    C) Iowa

    We’ll have the answer for you at the state line!

  329. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Louisiana! If the gators, snakes, and mosquitoes don’t get you, then get the fuck out!

  330. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Indiana…..if you dont like the weather, wait 10 minutes.

  331. HolyTaco licks my hairy beanbag! says:

    Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you’re making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.

  332. HolyTaco licks my hairy beanbag! says:

    Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you’re making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.

  333. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Rhode Island, Please watch your head.

  334. Anonymous says:

    I’m assuming the oregan one was about weed, but I didn’t know oregan had that many potheads. Was i right about the weed?

  335. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Minnesota: The Vikings came, they saw, then they left for the boat party!

    Wisconsin: We have more Denny’s than you can shake a stick at.

    Welcome to Michigan: Canada’s Armpit since the beginning of time.

    Welcome to Texas: All Ya’ll!

    Tennessee: Where ALL the old 80′s Rocker’s come to die.

    Welcome to Alaska: The 57th State…You Betcha!

    Delaware: We Starred in “Wayne’s World”!!

    Nebraska: Don’t Mess with us. We have Nukes!

    Kansas: Kissin’ Cousins is our middle name!

  336. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Arkansas: All our trees lean to the west, because Oklahoma sucks.

  337. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico

  338. Robert M. Cushman says:



  339. Moon says:

    I haven’t seen one for Missouri….which, sadly, is where I am from.

    How ’bout…

    “Welcome to Missouri….Got Meth?”


    “Welcome to Missouri….yeah…we can’t believe we live here either.”

  340. FPM says:

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

  341. littlemike says:

    Welcome to Connecticut–proper attire requested.

  342. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Where the fuck did you think people who work in Washington live?

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Your money is probably worth nothing here.

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Its like Massachusetts, with black people!

  343. Ohio State has none of the weirdness of these other states.

  344. Captain Joe says:

    Welcome to Pennsylvania
    Now entering construction area.
    Speed Limit 35

    Now leaving Pennsylvania
    End construction area

  345. Anonymous says:

    I didn’t get the florida one, can someone please explain the slogan to me

  346. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Oklahoma!

    …if you’re driving through, can I come along?

  347. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    We’re stoopid and proud of it!

  348. DNA says:

    Welcome to Georgia
    (If you’re white)

  349. Tax Act 2009 says:

    Squeal like a pig. Kentucky.

  350. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Forty-eighth in Edjookashun

  351. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Land of real life stereotypes.

  352. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    No one over 50 allowed.

    (I.Q. that is.)

  353. Anonymous says:

    West Virginia: The Mountain, Chemical and Coal State.

  354. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    The Original Redneck State

  355. I love your New Hampshire sign because we always make fun our neighboring states as being whiter.

  356. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Four dog minimum ownership per house.

  357. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Beer–not just a drink–a way of life.

  358. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    We’re still fightin’ the civil war.

  359. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    “Dat dares one purdy pig yous got tare nabor”

  360. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    “…and this baby here’s my daughter and my granddaughter…”

  361. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    31,189 square miles.
    31,188 Baptist churches.

  362. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Be sure to pick up your “1862″
    calendar at the welcome center.

  363. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Proudly celebrating 146 years
    of absolutely no progress.

  364. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    The Amish come to us for advice.

  365. Anonymous says:

    I-O-W-A : Idiots Out Wandering Around

  366. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Let’s go cow-tipping!!

  367. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    We’re like a mini Mexico !

  368. Anonymous1 says:

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Don’t tell anyone she’s 12.

  369. Joe says:

    Welcome to Rhode Island….
    More corrupt than Windows Vista

  370. bob says:

    I’m proud of Oregon. Didn’t know our bud was so recognized. Makes me wanna cry.

  371. Well Educated says:

    Arkansas is a beautiful state and has one of the greatest education systems to date. I went to a small town of about 20,000 and was offered advanced placement, as well as honors classes in high school. I actually moved to Illinois and impress those I meet here with my intellect. Arkansas is also a great place to raise children. You don’t have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street. If your car breaks down, someone will stop and help you. It’s guaranteed. Arkansas has some really good christian people in it, and there is definitely nothing wrong with that. Stop hating because we actually care about our fellow man. Sorry, I’m just sick of the stereotypes about such a beautiful place.

  372. Anoymous says:

    Welcome to Rhode Island.
    Home of 2 Girls 1 Cup!

  373. Anonymous says:

    Wisconsin: Welcome to Illinois’ largest state park.

    Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhod… Now leaving Rhode Island. Hope you had a nice visit.

    Florida: Welcome to the only US state with its own tag on FARK.com.

    Illinois: Welcome to Chicago, the state.

    New Mexico: Aye caramba! Why do the other 49 states think we are the country to the south of the U.S.?!?!?!?!?

    Georgia: Why in $&&$^&*(^%%$ did we name our state after a country near Russia?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

    California: Welcome to California. Please don’t bring fruits or nuts, we already have enough, thanks.

    Hawaii: Wow, your car can swim!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  374. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Wyoming:
    The dried out butt hole of America.

    Welcome to Wyoming:
    And your thought Nebraska was bad?

    Welcome to Wyoming:
    Please don’t kill yourself.

  375. Welcome to Colorado.

    We have plenty of trees to hug.
    Denver is the “Mile High” City for a different reason than you think.

  376. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to Texas: We’d vote for Bush again and if you don’t like it, leave!

  377. Steve-o says:

    The heart (attack) of it all!

    Road construction next 220 miles.

    The four-season State: Winter, Almost Winter, Still Winter, and Construction

    Russia? Well we keep an eye on Canada.

  378. Some Okie says:

    Welcome to Oklahoma!
    Intolerance! Ignorance! Bigotry!
    Sooners #1!

  379. Anonymous1 says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Corncobs make excellent tampons!

  380. Anonymous1 says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Proudly wearing shoes since 1994.

  381. Anonymous says:

    The People of Iowa Welcome You! (if you are Christian, white, straight,…)

    Welcome to Iowa, if you are single plan on it for life.

    Welcome to Iowa, if the flood doesn’t destroy your home the tornado will.

  382. Anonymous says:

    Welcome to New Jersey, a cross of redneck and urban gang culture. Be sure to keep a eye out when walking on the street for drive by barstool attacks.

  383. farkmore says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Our dentists are on welfare!

  384. farkmore says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    We have much more to offer than bad genes…

  385. farkmore says:

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Please stop screaming…

  386. D says:

    Welcome to Pennsylvania: Watch out for the roads forming in our potholes.


    Welcome to Pennsylvania: You’re only a few hours away from New York.