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Shouldn’t New York’s sign actually be Hawaii’s?
Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933
or: Out-drinking your state since 1883
Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933
Welcome to Arizona:
Home to more illegals per capita than anywhere on earth!
How about Wyoming: People Actually Live Here, Just Try & Find Em!
I’m in California: Welcome to California-Land of the Fruits and Nuts, and Sometimes the Wind Blows a Little Weird….
Don’t get offended by any of these…
Welcome To Idaho: We Don’t Produce As Many Potatoes As Washington
Welcome To South Carolina: If The Humidity Doesn’t Drive You Out, The Rednecks With Guns Will.
Welcome To Alabama: Where Incest Is Okay
Welcome To South Dakota: We Have More Signs Than People
Welcome To Pennsylvania: Sorry, McCain…We Changed Our Mind
Welcome to Chicago, er I mean Illinois… or…
Welcome to Illinois, we slide between Lou and Indy but can’t go deep enough to reach Memphis.
welcome to rhode island
“the traffic state”
Welcome to Colorado : We dare you to try to drive up hill in the winter.
Nebraska: Coming attraction: Electricity.
Hawaii: You’re not rich enough to live here.
Kansas: See the flying spaghetti monster today!
Washington: NO!! No presidents were born here!
Utah: Watch speed. Mormons crossing.
West Virginia: Because Northwest Virginia just sounds stupid.
Maine: Canada’s hemorrhoid.
New York: Bail set at $700 billion.
DC: Have a tax paid jelly doughnut on the house.
Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.
Welcome to Ohio – Home of the Cleveland Steamer
Welcome to Arkansas – Not a Dentist in the State
Welcome to Minnesota – We Took In Al Franken After He Was Driven Out Of New York
Welcome to Minnesota – Did You Bring A Hot Dish?
Welcome to Colorado – We Are Frightfully Fit And Oh So Smug
Welcome to Wyoming – More Pronghorns Than People
Welcome to Arizona: We’re known for sand, heat, & a big hole in the ground
New Jersey: Talk now and get 20% off our Witness Protection Gold plan!
Welcome to Wisconsin: The hot chicks you see here are tourists.
Welcome To New Jersey: Now get the Fuck Out!
Welcome to New Jersey: We are not repsonsible for your saftey in Camden, Newark, Or Trenton
Welcome To New Jersey: Now With Free Medical Waste On Our Beaches!
Welcome To New Jersey: 50% State Tax & 45% Property Tax!
Welcome To New Jersey: Corrupt Politician Capital Of the World!
Texas is wrong.
Should be Welcome to Texas, now GO HOME!!
That’s been the sate motto since the Michigan Influx of the 70′s, along with These Damn Yankees are like hemrrhoids. Not too bad if the come down and go back up, HELL if they came down and stay.
(Anybody from north of the red River can qualify as a Yankee if they’re rude enough or drive badly. (Yeah, that means YOU, Oklahoma.)
The Houston City Motto?
LEARN TO DRIVE FREEWAYS, nOOb!!
welcome to Michigan! dont get murdered
When the best thing about your state is a sell out quarterback and cheese hats…you keep your fucking mouth shut
Welcome to Indiana: Corn Up North, Meth Down South
No, a combination of Texas’ and New York’s.
Connecticut: we connect new york and massachusetts
We have electricity, but this is better:
Nebraska: Welcome to the Racist Past
Nebraska: Welcome to Segregated Schools
Nebraska: Absolutely nothing to see here, keep on going or get shot!
Nebraska: Celebrating Idiocy Since the 1800s.
Nebraska: Where Independent Thought Is a Crime
Nebraska: Fear Everything
Nebraska: All We Have Is Corn, Steaks, and Toothless Right-Wingers.
Nebraska: Everything you hated about our past is alive here.
Welcome to Utah: Please turn off your radio as music is Illegal
Welcome to New Jersey, Home of most of New York’s sports teams
Welcome to Florida. If we look like a limp, useless penis there’s a reason!
Now Entering Delawa..Now Entering Maryland!
You’re now entering New Mexico…and you probably don’t give a shit about it, Either!
California: ¡Lentamente le estamos retirando un mexicano a la vez!
California, the sue-you state.
Now Leaving Chicago…
Welcome to North Kentucky!
no more like Florida : its so bad they made a grand theif auto out of it
You say that like it’s a bad thing!
Rue the day they created google translator.
and here I was about to move AWAY from Mass. Thanks, prop 2! I couldn’t afford to move anyways!
yes
GAY
Sounds like VA to me. Every time I go to MD I’m going 15-20 mph over in the slow lane and people are still honking and passing me because I’m going to slow lol.
heh
Nice try, but Chicago is not a state.
Ohio – If you don’t like the Buckeyes, get the F*ck out!
wtf, how’d you beat me?
Yes
You obviously have no idea how to speak Spanish correctly. Your translation made as much sense as Sarah Palin.
Why are you replying to yourself, Anonymous?
- Anonymous
welcome to hawaii: how’d you get here in a car (from who’s line is it anyway)
I think I did.. what’s wrong with me?!
WWELCOMER TO WISOCNSIN: YES IV”:E BEEN Drirnk ING
um Jersey is only home to two of the three football teams dumba$$, get $hit right next time, we have 3 hockey teams, 2 baseball teams, two, soon to be three basketball teams, plus all those other not as important sports as soccer and Lacrosse, so that makes hmmm a helluva lo more than 2
What?
I Led. O. L.
Yeah I was going to say, i go like 80 in the fast lane and cops pass me.
^ all message made by me
a lot of old people. the stereotype is that they eat very early e.g the early bird special. watch some seinfeld.
^ lol sorry just had to say something about the Seinfeld bit. He’s totally right
hahaha that is so fucking true.
that one was made by me too.
Never been to Atlanta huh???
He said welcome.
Those other folks are clearly trespassing.
all your base are belong to me… and me, ande me too
Thats only those of us in colorado know how ;P
That’s pretty backwards
Uh, hello? Once we’re a communist police state, we won’t HAVE elections.
Now go cry in your beer and pretend like your party still has some dignity left.
So, we’re not the U.S.A. if our president is someone with an I.Q. over 80? I guess the rednecks really do have problems electing anyone smarter than them.
Jason, you are a Grade A Number 1 fool.
Welcome to Ohio – and unemployment.
Iowa – where corn is considered interesting.
Ohio – where your soul goes to die
Welcome to Maryland!
Keep your windows up, your doors locked, and your ass outta the left lane.
“You don’t have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street.”
-Well Educated
That must be from the combination of great education and your impressive intellect.
It is beautiful, but I must wholeheartedly disagree about the educational system. Having transferred to the University of Arkansas after attending another state institution, I was dismayed by not only the inefficiency of the University, but also the relative lack of interest in the students. In my time there (2 years):
- the director of my program introduced himself to me 5 times, even though I was active in clubs and was in the top 5% of the class
-they admitted me under the wrong major, and then told me that they couldn’t fix it
- I was told I couldn’t graduate with honors because I was a transfer student and didn’t have half of my credits there- this was false, and by the time I realized it I was a senior and it was too late to do a senior thesis. I graduated with a GPA that would have qualified me for Magna Cum Laude, and yet I have no honors. As a professional continuing to get her doctorate, I will NEVER NEVER forgive them for this.
- I was told that I couldn’t transfer any of my English courses, despite being an English major for 3 years prior, because my prior courses were not of the same standards of ScrewofA, so that I would have to retake nearly 21 English credits
- I was given the wrong registration date 4 times in a row
- I was told I didn’t pass a writing test and that I would need to take an additional writing course, despite earning a 6/6 on the analytical writing section of the GRE, and maintaining a 4.0 GPA in my English courses from my other University (which was not a no-name institution)…
This list goes on and on. It truly was one of those “If I had only known circumstances. I moved to Arkansas at the request of my parents (who had recently moved there). Had I not, I would have graduated in 2 years with 2 degrees. Thanks to transfer and petition nightmares, I graduate in 5 years with 1 degree and one minor. I will never recommend that anyone be educated in the state of Arkansas, at least not in the higher institutions. My final years of college were not marked by excitement, they were marked by the absolute inefficiency of that University, and I will never return, nor will I recommend anyone enroll. If you live in the state, it is worth the money to pay twice as much to go out of state to ensure you are getting a good education- unless of course, you’re an athlete! They definitely pride sports over higher learning there. Pity- I thought that transferring would be good for me as I am in a Humanities/Social Science field, and they were supposedly founded, in part, on principles of Senator Fulbrightwhat a joke! I will say one thing for them- they have a good French department. That’saboutit.
The hill can go to hell as far as I’m concerned.
Hey now… Don’t bash someone who can’t possibly respond!
you clearly can’t read:
Obama will call on citizens of all ages to serve America, by setting a goal that all middle school and high school students do 50 hours of community service a year and by developing a plan so that all college students who conduct 100 hours of community service receive a universal and fully refundable tax credit ensuring that the first $4,000 of their college education is completely free.
I doesn’t say mandatory… and you forgot to mention there is a tax credit!… btw.. it’s good to see a President reminding people to make sure they help the country and their fellow man/woman…. is that so wrong? really? I thought that was a good thing to do… hmm.. I guess getting a tax break for doing a good thing must be the wrong part…
I do and Obama will soon show that he can only hurt our economy. Handouts and entitlements are just that.
Whose plan was the 500 billion dollar bail-out again?
Go back to bed, your sister’s lonely.
Amen brother.
But Maine is whiter… at least for now
Old people eat early, and FL has a lot of them, so hence the welcome sign.
There are already high schools who require community service hours before you can graduate.
Welcome to Canada – Where the Beer, the Pot and the Healthcare to take care of you after the beer and pot ALL are better!
Those look more like Michigan signs to me
Oh, please! We sucked it up for eight years. You can hang on for four.
Oh hell no. This will only happen if somehow the majority of Americans are subject to a forced lobotomy.
Or:
You are now entering/leaving Rhode Island.
In order to actually VISIT Rhode island, you should have started braking in Massachussets
Georgia: No you CAN’T see Russia from here.
I came here fully expecting to see a New Jersey sign, and although there wasn’t one, your attempt is just simply terrible. What does barstool attacks even mean?
You clearly can’t read that I said he took it off of his website when he got caught…it has been cached on some website, and if you can figure out how to use the way-back machine check fridays version…you tool
New Jersey: Home of whatever you want to BURN!
don’t ask
i live in new york and it seems that every single day in the news they talk about some factory burning in new jersey or some random persons house
If you are being passed in the fast lane you are part of the problem, no matter how fast you are going.
LOL…so true Capt. Have they ever finished the construction going to Scranton? It has been there for over 20 years.
Hey!!! His sister is really HOT!!!
Welcome to New Jersey: They call it the Garden State because we smell like fertilizer.
Welcome to New Jersey: Where the women have mustaches and the men are scared.
That would certainly frighten me. I’m shocked they’ve gotten away with that.
im sorry you must have mistaken kansas for missouri
Ohio: Home of the Drew Carey Show and Unpredictable Voters….
You could even say:
Welcome to Utah
If you’re a nigger or a mexican
Get ready to bend over
what’s this “we”/”you” crap. We’re all Americans. Unless you’re not.
Ahaha…true
/from CT, living in Boston
Nope. You?
Welcome to New Jersey. The armpit of the U.S.
For someone so “educated,” you sure did rely on other people for information a lot of the time. It seems to me, most major institutions have this type of information in a written form somewhere, and at no point did you consult such a source. Yet after hearing bad information from an unreliable source multiple times, you appear to have persisted in being too lazy to figure it out yourself. Don’t blame the institution you lazy hippie, read the fine print next time.
Welcome to South Carolina:
Proudly celebrating 146 years of having gotten it right the first time…ass.
yea bill clinton and he was the greatest president son
You have never lived there.
I hope you never do either.
You’re delusional,
it’s obvious you were
born in south carolina.
Ha, its sad because its true.
None of you seem to have any idea of what Jersey is like. Your attempts are really lame.
Welcome to New Jersey- Se habla espanol.
– If you’re Indian or Spanish, you’ve got a job!
So, is that why every redneck I know of says he’ll vote for a democrat or not vote at all?
This actually made me laugh. If anyones been to North or South Carolina, they know South Carolina is a backwater state. At least North Carolina has the RTP and semi beautiful.
No, you are mistaken. South Carolina is a BLACKWATER
state. Have you ever seen the swamps along the “low country?”
Real life horror film.
Dear Angelia:
You’re delusional.
It’s obvious that you were
born in South Carolina.
Please get a lobotomy as
soon as possible, also
don’t reproduce, S.C.
already has enough stupid
children…
Welcome to New Jersey.
Do you have cancer yet?
Welcome to New Jersey,
our crime rate is three times the highest in New York.
Erm, Arkansas has a horrible education system compared to the North East. I’m sorry, it’s just true. It is a nice place though, nothing against Arkansas.
Boohoo, teens have to go pick up an empty coke can instead of smoking some more pot. I guess that totally marks it as a communist state.
Naw, that ain’t true, I got me some fake teeth last week!
…some?
Welcome to Michigan;
Grab your guns while you can.
oh my….?
I thought that was Wyoming!
Actually, Texas was part of Mexico ’til we drove em back across the Rio Grande and became our own country… Now that we’re part of the US we can no longer fight off invaders and we’re being over run… we’re one burrito away from living on Mexican soil again!
I’d prefer the slogan:
Texas – Bigger than France!
Texas – Highest number of guns per capita in the world
According to the Washington Post, Texas is actually WAY down the list of percentage of the state population owning guns. Granted, that isn’t the per capita number you’re bragging about, but the myth that Texans are a bunch of gun toting nuts is just that – a MYTH!
State Gun Owners%
Wyoming 59.7
Alaska 57.8
Montana 57.7
South_Dakota 56.6
West_Virginia 55.4
Arkansas 55.3
Idaho 55.3
Mississippi 55.3
Alabama 51.7
North_Dakota 50.7
Kentucky 47.7
Wisconsin* 44.4
Louisiana 44.1
Tennessee 43.9
Utah 43.9
Oklahoma 42.9
Iowa* 42.8
South_Carolina 42.3
Kansas 42.1
Vermont 42.0
Minnesota* 41.7
Missouri 41.7
North_Carolina* 41.3
Maine 40.5
Georgia 40.3
Oregon 39.8
Indiana 39.1
Nebraska 38.6
Michigan 38.4
Texas* 35.9
Washington Post?! I ain’t never heard of such! Sounds like a yankee newspaper to me!
On to my point…
I would be willing to bet the 35.9 percent of Texans who own guns would be equal to more than the population of most of the states (wussy states as we call ‘em) that have a higher percentage.
Anyway, the highest guns per capita is something I had always heard, but I do appreciate you doing the fact check for me.
Because you can tell by what they wrote they are a racist. Way to play that card you ignorant fuck
“Random maniacs screaming at your children”? I guess we need to add
Welcome to North Dakota: If you joined the Air Force instead of the Navy, you should have expected some crappy assgnments. (Ships = water-based posts)
and
Welcome to ND: We’ve got more nukes per square mile than any place else on Earth.
Kentucky checking in here. Most of that 47.7 have multiple firearms, about a tenth have a bunker and enough firearms to take over France.
they both kinda suck actually, anywhere south of dc is pretty backwards
bush bought both elections he was not OUR president, and to anyone who did not stand up and protest his election you are a bad american and don’t deserve to live here. He was NOT president elect and if you did not know that you are not paying attention … or you are stupid
Taking over France just involves one guy yelling “BOO!”
Yeah, I guess we’re missing the racist aspect of all of this, please, since you seem very intelligent and project a sense of deep moral, elaborate the racism here.
ya think?!
Actually, I believe Alaska is higher than Wyoming in guns per capita, if you count UNREGISTERED guns and light anti-tank weapons and surface-to-air missiles, and rocket-propelled grenades and mines and regular grenades and dynamite and machine guns and cannons (real ones) and so on.
I once knew a guy whose uncles had a bunker that was chock-full….and I was always curious about whether you could use one of their surface to air missiles to hunt ducks….and what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly….guess I’ll never know, now.
57.8% is just the ones that are registered (or that people will admit to).
I remember someone saying that an Alaskan bleeding-heart animal lover was someone who only owned one rifle….
Texas – One third the size of Western Australia.
Texas – We’re so spiteful when we found out Australia had a farm as big as us. We bought it, split it up and put on the for sale papers that it couldn’t be put back together.
You’re the card player genius. What was racist? Saying the holy name of Obama without bowing in great praise? The man is a politician for pete’s sake. Not the second coming.
“what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly”
I think you’d find the grizzly suitably deterred from attacking after it was hurled 100 feet into the air and scattered over a wide area.
Sas : )
Florida also “gave us Creed” so you still are damned to be sodomized by tornados
…er…hurricanes
Scranton Construction – still going strong!!!
Welcome to Montana: Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
Welcome to Montana: 2008 is the 1st anniversary of color TV in Montana.
i think u rae pathetic..its people like that u that keep the hatred going…get over it
Omg, I never would’ve noticed… Thanks for the enlightenment.
you must be a nigger
pffft
You must be an ass.
There was one possible racial comment on the whole page and it was about white people so what are you bitching about?????????
Or do you have nothing else to do but surf websites and make threats about their racial inequality.
IT’S A JOKE ‘TARD! TAKE A BUCK AND BUY YOURSELF A SENCE OF HUMOR!
Welcome to Alabama Please set your watches back 20 years
we live in the great country of AMERICA, if you don’t like it then don’t fuckin look at it, it’s that simple , people like you are the reason AMERICA has become soft, because your so fuckin worried about offending someone, well i say it’s time to offend people and then maybe we wouldn’t get taken advantage of so much!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up you stupid fucking nigger faggot jew loving anus pounder.
If you don’t like it – don’t look at it. This is supposed to be humorous. One of the great benefits of living in America is freedom of speech.
Where is that “invalidate website” button? I never can find it. Must be in with “expunge”.
IS THIS MR. ANDERSON?
My weenie, and my left palm, smells like squirrel butter. I guess I need a shower.
the oregon ones are so off. except the one about californians coming here. that one’s right.
also, oregon > washington.
you must be no one.
lol @ you. You failed with maine haha.
You know, since you can’t punctuate or spell ‘are’ correctly, I really don’t think you are some one I would listen to. I mean really, This is America and I do have the freedom to say what I please, and YOU have the freedom to be offended. You do not however have the right to tell me I cannot say something. Understand the concept?
wow i don’t that it was Lincoln that made a mistake but if you hate other races so much maybe you should go back to where your ancestors came from.
Welcome to Utah, Six Wives, No Waiting.
maybe your an ignorant asshole but i however am not.
Kansas> enjoy your drive through
Went to the wrong theater, maybe you should go back!
Sence—Common misspelling of sense.
Take a buck and but hooked on phonics dumbshit!!
Yeah Barak!
phonics please
I can’t read this junk
sez you! his minions think he is.
I think it said so at the beginning of the pictures.
but the most methamphetamine in the state of Ky is in Methenberg
uh….I mean Mulenberg county!
KENTUCKY- Our Idea of GUN CONTROL is “hitting what you aim at!”
this is God’s country
Nobody else will have it.
Welcome to New Jersey
If the USA gets an enema, this is where they stick the hose!
LOL!
If you don’t understand google it if you dare, but first, take off safe search, and don’t watch if you have a weak stomach, or if you don’t want to see flesh.
So true.
Actually West Yellowstone is a city in Montana. It is located at the west entrance to Yellowstone National Park. So your point about most of the park being in Wyoming remains valid, but that part of the sign was not photoshopped.
west yellowstone is a town located in montana, shitlips
Sence—Common misspelling of sense.
Take a buck and “but” hooked on phonics dumbshit!!
I love people who misspell words while correcting someone else’s misspelling!
Welcome to Pennsylvania
I can’t buy beer and liqour in the same store? What the fuck!?
Welcome to East Pennsylvania
Welcome to West Pensylvania
Welcome to Pennsyltuckey
You didn’t “take in” Al Franken. He’s a native Minnesotan, raised outside Minneappolis until he left for Harvard.
He came back.
And don’t talk shit, since I usually like Minnesotans… especially the hot blondes.
… ‘maybe YOU’RE an ignorant asshole..’
those arent even funny
lol its is true
What about Wisconsin??
Now everyone is going to want a full 50 state list.
Wisconsin: Home to the packers of green bay and fudge.
There.
Wisconsin:
We Cut The Cheese
Welcome to Wisconsin…unless you’re from Chicago you dirty FIB
New Mexico: We Don’t Know Where the f–king UFOs are! Stop Asking!!!
Washington: Home of Bill Gates. Suck it Up, Bitches.
Louisiana: Nobody Leaves Without Singing the Blues.
Louisiana: More than just Mardi Gras. No, really.
Delaware: Actually, it’s Delaware, Inc.
Welcome to Minnesota, think of us as East Dakota.
Michigan: Now both Upper and Lower Michigan are equally economically depressed.
florida: where america comes to die
Welcome to Missouri: There’s no ‘a’ at the end you dumb fucks
Why is Ohio so boring, nobody wants to make a good joke out of it. Are we REALLY that lame?
Welcome to Michigan: Leave your jobs at the door.
Welcome to Indiana: There’s more than corn, there’s also soy beans!
Ohio: If you don’t like football get the f*($ out…
Welcome to Maryland: Home of Driving 10mph Under the Speed Limit in the Fast Lane.
Welcome to Hawai’i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama’aina!
Welcome to Hawai’i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama’aina!
Welcome to Illinois, Land of Lincoln, Cadillacs, and Al Capone.
Welcome to Chicago, Murder Capital USA
Missouri: The Show Me the Way Out State.
Welcome to Delawhere?
You’re just far enough south of Philadelphia
Georgia: Where every road eventually becomes Peachtree St.
Tennessee – They call us Volunteers because our employers dont pay sh#t!
Tennessee – Official Summer Home Of Ohioans, Michiganders, Kentuckians and other assorted Riff-Raff.
Welcome To Tennessee – Sorry you couldnt afford a real vacation destination!
Tennessee – Sounds Boring To Me!
Tennessee – Just Shut the hell up and drive!
Tennessee – Slow Traffic Keep Right – Thanks!
Tennessee – Home of Dolly’s Hooters and Cooter’s!
Florida: God’s waiting room
“Welcome to New Mexico- Smells BETTER than the Old!”
Florida: Welcome to God’s waiting room!
Obviously whoever made the Iowa one doesn’t live there, as apparently they’d have enough time not doing other things to do a halfway decent shop job.
Washington: It’s gonna rain /ollie
Pre-October
Welcome to New York: We own you.
Post-October:
Welcome to New York: Now excepting donations.
Welcome to Ohio – If you roll down your window and listen closely, you can hear our state SUCK.
Welcome to Massachusetts:
Unless you are west of Framingham, in which case
Welcome to North Connecticut
welcome to Idaho – The most boring state
Welcome to Louisiana: I fucked your mom.
(linkback) Funny or Lame? If State Signs Were More Truthful [VOTE] – http://www.thriveorfail.com/48f09
OMG Holy Taco is right! Unbelieveable! Well done dude.
jess
http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com
Welcome to West Virgina – 5 Million People, 5 Last Names!
Welcome to Georgia
Gays will be shot on Sight
Welcome to Florida
The C- State
New York
More than New York City
Welcome to Michigan Join a union; you’re going to need the unemployment benefits
Prozac, Green Jello, tons of sheep disguised as Mormons…
Welcome to Happy Valley Utah.
Utah; where vagina’s are considered clown cars.
Utah; don’t open your fucking door; the Mormons want more money.
Utah; One Mormon Church every square fucking mile.
Utah; We vote Republican; because that’s what we’re told.
Welcome to Canada
The 51st State.
KANSAS: We’re sorry about Fred Phelps. Honest.
the iowa one is definitely true unless you can make your way to iowa city.
My favorite is Alaska, by far.
I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !
Welcome to Connecticut–proper attire requested.
Welcome to Maryland:
Where the fuck did you think people who work in Washington live?
Welcome to Maryland:
Your money is probably worth nothing here.
Welcome to Maryland:
Its like Massachusetts, with black people!
Welcome to Pennsylvania
Now entering construction area.
Speed Limit 35
Now leaving Pennsylvania
End construction area
I didn’t get the florida one, can someone please explain the slogan to me
Welcome to Oklahoma!
…if you’re driving through, can I come along?
Welcome to South Carolina
We’re stoopid and proud of it!
Welcome to Georgia
(If you’re white)
Welcome to South Carolina
Forty-eighth in Edjookashun
Welcome to South Carolina
Land of real life stereotypes.
Welcome to South Carolina
No one over 50 allowed.
(I.Q. that is.)
West Virginia: The Mountain, Chemical and Coal State.
Welcome to South Carolina
The Original Redneck State
I love your New Hampshire sign because we always make fun our neighboring states as being whiter.
Welcome to South Carolina
Four dog minimum ownership per house.
Welcome to South Carolina
Beer–not just a drink–a way of life.
Welcome to South Carolina
We’re still fightin’ the civil war.
Welcome to South Carolina
“Dat dares one purdy pig yous got tare nabor”
Welcome to South Carolina
“…and this baby here’s my daughter and my granddaughter…”
Welcome to South Carolina
31,189 square miles.
31,188 Baptist churches.
Welcome to South Carolina
Be sure to pick up your “1862″
calendar at the welcome center.
Welcome to South Carolina
Proudly celebrating 146 years
of absolutely no progress.
Welcome to South Carolina
The Amish come to us for advice.
I-O-W-A : Idiots Out Wandering Around
Welcome to South Carolina
Let’s go cow-tipping!!
Welcome to South Carolina
We’re like a mini Mexico !
Welcome to South Carolina
Don’t tell anyone she’s 12.
Welcome to Rhode Island….
More corrupt than Windows Vista
I’m proud of Oregon. Didn’t know our bud was so recognized. Makes me wanna cry.
Arkansas is a beautiful state and has one of the greatest education systems to date. I went to a small town of about 20,000 and was offered advanced placement, as well as honors classes in high school. I actually moved to Illinois and impress those I meet here with my intellect. Arkansas is also a great place to raise children. You don’t have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street. If your car breaks down, someone will stop and help you. It’s guaranteed. Arkansas has some really good christian people in it, and there is definitely nothing wrong with that. Stop hating because we actually care about our fellow man. Sorry, I’m just sick of the stereotypes about such a beautiful place.
Welcome to Rhode Island.
Home of 2 Girls 1 Cup!
Wisconsin: Welcome to Illinois’ largest state park.
Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhod… Now leaving Rhode Island. Hope you had a nice visit.
Florida: Welcome to the only US state with its own tag on FARK.com.
Illinois: Welcome to Chicago, the state.
New Mexico: Aye caramba! Why do the other 49 states think we are the country to the south of the U.S.?!?!?!?!?
Georgia: Why in $&&$^&*(^%%$ did we name our state after a country near Russia?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
California: Welcome to California. Please don’t bring fruits or nuts, we already have enough, thanks.
Hawaii: Wow, your car can swim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meh!
Welcome to Wyoming:
The dried out butt hole of America.
Welcome to Wyoming:
And your thought Nebraska was bad?
Welcome to Wyoming:
Please don’t kill yourself.
Welcome to Colorado.
We have plenty of trees to hug.
Denver is the “Mile High” City for a different reason than you think.
Welcome to Texas: We’d vote for Bush again and if you don’t like it, leave!
Ohio:
The heart (attack) of it all!
Ohio:
Road construction next 220 miles.
Ohio:
The four-season State: Winter, Almost Winter, Still Winter, and Construction
Ohio:
Russia? Well we keep an eye on Canada.
Welcome to Oklahoma!
Intolerance! Ignorance! Bigotry!
Sooners #1!
Welcome to South Carolina
Corncobs make excellent tampons!
Welcome to South Carolina
Proudly wearing shoes since 1994.
The People of Iowa Welcome You! (if you are Christian, white, straight,…)
Welcome to Iowa, if you are single plan on it for life.
Welcome to Iowa, if the flood doesn’t destroy your home the tornado will.
Welcome to New Jersey, a cross of redneck and urban gang culture. Be sure to keep a eye out when walking on the street for drive by barstool attacks.
Welcome to South Carolina
Our dentists are on welfare!
Welcome to South Carolina
We have much more to offer than bad genes…
Welcome to South Carolina
Please stop screaming…
wow you guts really hate south carolina. haha
Hey now, I’m FROM Rhode Island, and I’ve just gotta say something….
The RI sign could’ve been more truthful.
“Welcome to Rhode Island.
Thank you for visiting Rhode Island;
You are now LEAVING Rhode Island.”
Welcome to Michigan, take us with you.
Michigan: Our governor kisses better than Palin(and will prove it for $20+tax)
Welcome to Michigan: our housing costs keep other states crime rate low
Michigan: rust is our state stone
Michigan: birthplace of Ted Nugent and metal dashboards…
As you enter Siloam Springs, Arkansas on U.S. Highway 412 from the East, there is a giant sign that says, “Welcome to Siloam Springs, where Jesus is Lord. This is God’s Country.” I can’t imagine how many visitors have been horrified by this sign.
Florida – Welcome to America’s Dong.
Welcome to Kansas : Rednecks with too much porn on their hands.
Welcome to Kansas: you got blown in now get blown out.
Welcome to Kansas: tornadoes, wheat and one too many’s.
Welcome to Kan- As: land of dust, trailers, divorce.
Welcome to Arkansas
We elected Bill Clinton as our Governor.
Need I say more?
Colorado an uphill drive to mediocrity.
Colorado- home to mountains, drunks, and ugly women who are convinced they’re hot.
Welcome to North Dakota: Home of Nothing
Welcome to North Dakota: It’s so windy here because Minnesota sucks and Montana blows
Welcome to North Dakota: Pretty soon you’ll be sorry you came
Welcome to North Dakota: Yes, it smells like this all the time
Welcome to North Dakota: South Dakota has the Black Hills… we have a five foot high hill.
Welcome to North Dakota: We suggest rolling up your car windows unless you want random maniacs screaming at your children
Welcome to North Dakota: If you can survive here for more than twenty minutes, we’ll buy you a Coke.
Welcome to North Dakota: The birthplace of boredom and unhappiness.
Welcome to North Dakota: Now the proud home of a computer.
Welcome to North Dakota: The other white Dakota.
Welcome to North Dakota: Canada Jr.
Welcome to North Dakota: Our highest peak is a guy named Norm standing on a ladder.
Welcome to North Dakota: If you can feel your toes it must be July.
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The New Mexico state sign is on blocks, missing hubcaps, and all the windows are broken out.
Welcome To Idaho -
YES, we ARE a state.
That left over spot between the West coast and the Rockies.
You don’t have to be a Mormon, but it helps.
PLEASE DON”T BUY OUR REAL ESTATE FOR YOUR FUCKING SUMMER HOMES.
Yes, we like it THE WAY IT IS!
Virginia: If the driver in front of you isn’t smoking, he’s reloading.
Welcome to Missouri: where the men are lonely and sheep are nervous
Iowa…….. I otta went around:)
Welcome to South Carolina- A GREAT Place to live
And NO it is not a mini-mexico, thats North Carolina
From my region:
Wisconsin – you want a beer with that?
-we don’t go up North, either.
-Illinois speeders make us rich.
-the real home of queers and steers!
-serial killers be here.
Illinois – home of Chicago and…yeah, that’s it.
-se habla espanol!
-maybe next year the Cubs will win…
-that will be a $10 tax for visiting us.
-Lincoln was our first and last Republican.
Iowa – notice how we all look the same?
-the reason why Slipknot exists.
-think we are backwards? We put Obama in the White House.
-still professional sports free!
Minnesota – ya hey der!
-holy FUCK is it cold!
-notice how all Iowans look the same?
Welcome to Utah
We couldn’t bribe for McCain ’08
So we bribe from Proposition 8.
-or-
Welcome to Utah
If you only brought one underage wife
You must be Gay!
Welcome to Wisconsin- Smell our dairy air.
Welcome to Washington:
“The STATE, not the Capital”
“Microsoft, Starbucks, and Pearl Jam”
“Winner of the Cannabis Cup”
“Slackers, Hackers, & DINKs Oh My!”*
*DINK= Dual Income No Kids
Hawaii:
Welcome to Hawaii
(how did you get here in a car?)
Welcome To Texas
“Where America Wipes”
Michigan – Ontario’s Dump (Toronto dumps all their garbage in Michigan)
New Jersey – What? Like your so special?
Iowa – Ya, we’re that boring
Louisiana – home of the new Atlantas
Florida – We look like a penis!!
Vermont – The state no one knows about
Washington State – Lumberjack IS a sport
Texas – We were almost Mexico
Welcome to Michigan yes the entrance to Canada is right over there.
New Mexico…Because the first one wasn’t bad enough.
Welcome to Florida:
If we remind you we gave the world Tom Petty, will you forget about O-town?
Yes, the AARP has a clothing optional club…
Trust me not EVERYONE looks good in a bikini, but they’ll wear one anyway
Turning people to leather since 1845.
If you’re in dermatology or geriatirc practice, you’ll never go out of business.
Single handedly keeping the Banana Boat afloat.
Strawberries? Yeah, we got those… Mexicans?… Yeah, them too…
Welcome to south carolina
Escape while you can.
Welcome to Missouri – The best methamphetamine in the country!
Welcome to Missouri – WWRD: “What would Rush Do?
Welcome to Missouri – Where every home has more children than teeth!
Welcome to south carolina
…We’ve got outhouses…
…45 chromosomes per person (we is spellshul)
…even Mexicans don’t want to live here…
…Culture? A case of Coors on a Friday night
…George Washington puked here…
…General Sherman felt so sorry for S.C. he left
and burned Atlanta instead!
…even Arkansas laughs at us…
…Wanted: Someone with an I.Q. of 60 to mentor us…
…please don’t run over the chickens…
…everyone has two first-names…
(aint dat rite Bobbi-Lou?)
…World Record: 62 generations of inbreeding…
Welcome to Rhode Island
Your turds are bigger than our state.
Welcome to Hawaii
Number one breeders of ornamental Japanese fish.
” Aloha Poi “
You’re Now Entering Illinois:
…Fuck.
Wow these are great. I loved them. Keep them coming with other states.
good but some are obviously photoshopped
Welcome to Connecticut – home of the fighting insurance salesmen.
“Welcome To New Jersey – Where Most Of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted.”
or
“Welcome To New Jersey – You’ll Have To Pay To Leave”
Welcome to Oklahoma!
(yer not one a them fags, are ya?)
Welcome to Oklahoma!
We’ve almost joined the 20th Century!
Welcome to Montana: No, we are not part of Canada.
Welcome to Montana: Visitors will be shot on sight!
Welcome to Montana: Even with no sales tax we can’t bring in the tourists.
Welcome to Montana: More bars per number of people than anywhere in the USA!
Welcome to Montana: A chicken in every pot and a gun in every hand.
Welcome to Montana: Stay outta our business!
Welcome to Maryland – If you can dream it, we can tax it.
Welcome to Massachusetts: F-you!
Welcome to Massachusetts: Don’t call us beantown.
Welcome to Massachusetts: We are better than you!
North Dakota – Come see our tree.
Welcome to America. I MEAN TEXAS.
Mississippi…where 13 is middle-aged.
Welcome to West Virginia
Where’d ya get that fancy ‘lectric horse there?
Origin of the Family Pole
Leave your shoes, teeth, hygine and good sense at the border
Kansas: Welcome to Kansas, unless you were born here, you’ll hate it
Welcome to Massachusetts. We’re not New York and we’re bitter about it.
Ohio – this is what death is like
Maine’s – Vermont’s Sexy but sluttish and Inbred sister
Ohio – this is what death is like
Louisiana – Grow gills or move to Alabama
Michigan – Spot the intellectual. He’s the guy with correctly spelt tattoos.
Mississippi – We were only following orders, y’hear?
Illinois – Rednecks, the Mafia and beautiful lakefront views.
Pennsylvania – And you wonder why Benjamin Franklin moved to Paris?
Minnesota – Swedish but strangely un-erotic
Wyoming – A completely square state. What the fuck is THAT about?
Florida – Speak up, please.
California – We could come up with a slogan, but you wouldn’t be sophisticated enough to understand it.
Utah – Don’t look back JUST DRIVE!!!
Wisconsin – Not a big state, just big boned.
New Mexico – That state with the Healthy Green Glow
Oklahoma – Not so much a state, more an overrated 1940′s musical with some good songs in the first act, a really lame second act and a hugely overwritten narrative arc that runs out of steam right after “the farmer and the cowman” and as for that whole freaking ballet sequence, I mean, per-lease…..
Idaho – the Shallow End of the Gene pool.
Nevada – Why visit? just mail your cash.
New York – We could write you a slogan but what the fuck, what are we, a clown, like we fuckin’ amuse you? What? What?
Massachussetts – So, so much better than you…
Texas – You don’t Like Us, We don’t Like You…..er, that’s kind of it.
Oregon – California’s nice but dull sister
Washington – California’s moody little goth brother up there in the attic.
Georgia – Sheets changed daily (eyeholes optional).
Welcome to Michigan: Have you brought jobs with you?
Welcome to Michigan: 2 parts are better than 1!
Welcome to Michigan: Don’t worry, the weather will be totally different soon.
Welcome to Michigan: We hunt and we’re still totally blue
Welcome to Michigan: Now serving orange cones year-round
Oklahoma
Where the men are men, the sheep are scared and the wife ran away with the loon!
Alaska: We have guns, and we want to be left the f*ck alone.
Where the weird goes to get away from it all….permanently.
I haven’t seen another human in 10 years, and I don’t bathe. Wanna get married?
Oregon: We drive SUV’s, Humvees and we’re seriously stoned…stay off the roads!
Where driving an SUV meets bragging about how green we are.
Home of the stupidest (but most polite) drivers in the US.
Mexicans go to California; Californians go here.
Home of Portland Liberals, Eugene Anarchists, and everybody else is a farmer.
The question isn’t, “are you liberal.” The question is, “are you liberal ENOUGH?”
Where full facial tattoos are normal, but carrying 20 extra pounds will get you burned at the stake.
Washington: Competing for “Worst Roads in America!”
We can’t fund Education, Roads, or Police, but check out our Parks and Boutique Markets!
Conquering the world, one cup of coffee at a time!
Better than Oregon!
Bringing you Starbucks and Microsoft! Yeah, we’re sorry.
Texas: We imprison our liberals in Austin, to keep them from bothering the rest of us.
Home of Big Hair!
Where we go to church 7 days a week, but my 12-year-old daughter wears a push-up bra and a miniskirt.
Where even cowboys aren’t cowboy enough for us.
Massachusetts: Still have a ghoulish fascination for burning witches!
We’re more historical than you are!
We do NOT have an inferiority complex!
The non-filthy-rich need not apply.
West Virginia: We are NOT inbred: ask my half-sister/aunt!
Still feuding since 1878!
Coal miners or the military: those are your career choices!
Kentucky: Next in our poetry reading: Ode to my gun, my dog, and my belt buckle.
Celebrating my last two teeth!
Tennessee: Proud of Elvis, Country music, the Grand Ole Opry, and ….uh….
Wisconsin: Smell Our Dairy Air
Eat Cheese Or Die!
Illinois; your choices are East St. Louis, Corn or Chicago.
Welcome to South Carolina
Please bring your own white sheet.
New Jersey: The highway construction state
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa…
Montana > The Dakotas.
Welcome to California
We’re not as liberal as you thought!
Mississippi
What is a black person?….Oh you mean Niggers!
Hey you forgot about Pennsylvania. How about………..
Welcome to PA, May God have mercy on your soul.
You wanted to keep how much of your paycheck?????????????
PA, where the pothole is the state animal.
PA, where we don’t know shit from shinola.
Welcome to Wisconsin…If you’re not constipated when you enter,you will be before you leave.
Welcome to Missouri- the adult bookstore state
Welcome to Kentucky-state bird: Muskrat
Welcome to California-living here is like living in a bowl of cereal.If youre not a fruit or a nut,youre a flake.
Welcome to Alabama- look at our women,then ask yourself why we can marry farm animals.
Welcome to Ohio… If you don’t like the weather wait 5 minutes it will change
Welcome to Ohio… Enough said
Welcome to Ohio… You must really be desperate
Welcome to Ohio… Think of us as Michigan south just without the casinos
and last but not least….
Welcome to Ohio… Home of the Cleveland Browns!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Welcome to Delaware: Wait… we’re actually a state?
Willkommen to das People’s Republic of New Jersey: Ve vill be with you in das moment!
Welcom to Maryland: The taint of the East Coast.
The weather one is an old Michigan saying. Stop pretending to be Michigan.
There are unacceptable racial slurs in several comments on this page. If they are not removed then this site is invalidated and should be expunged.
Fuck you, prude.
Connecticut – New York’s Parking Lot
New Jersey , Don’t breathe in.
Maryland – New Jersey with more Geese in the weeds (and less dead Italian guys)
Delaware – Maryland, but less so
West Virginia – We Believe in the American Family….just not in a good way.
Tennessee – We got both kinds of music, Country and Shit
Indiana – The Hoosier State (as in “Who’s Yer biological father?”)
Arkansas – The state that gave you Bill Clinton.and we’re REALLY sorry…
Delaware – The state with no slogan
Alabama – If you can read this, you ain’t from round here…
Kansas , Flat. Real Flat.
Nebraska – You call it Corn Muffin. We call it Pornography.
Kentucky , Evolution is just something that happened somewhere else.
Missouri , Illinois’ drunken embarrassing hick brother.
North Dakota – The big skies, the buffalo, the majestic sweeping prairies .oh fuck get me outta hereplease god get me outta here.
South Dakota ,It’s me or Canadajest face it, you ain’t goin’ nowhere, bitch..
Colorado , Roseanne got the fuck out ASAP. Enough Said.
Iowa , So nice it’s sorta creepy.
Rhode Island , Massachussets’ passive gay boyfriend.
where the hell is arizona?
FLORIDA: OUR HOBBY IS COLLECTING OLD PEOPLE.
WELCOME TO FLORIDA. PLEASE TAKE YOUR GRANDPARENTS WITH YOU WHEN YOU LEAVE.
Welcome to Washington where the weather is as unpredictable as a woman’s moodswings while on her period!
Mississippi
Americas Third World
Florida
Gods Waiting Room
Michigan>Where even the auto executives drive foreign cars.
Michigan>Go Amway or go home.
Michigan>Casinos like Vegas, but the hookers are uglier!
Michigan> Canada’s landfill
Michigan>Giving the land back to the Indians, one casino at a time.
Arkansas> It’s a cooler name than South Kansas
Alabama>If you can read this you ain’t from Alabama
Illinois>Even we don’t claim Barack Obama.
Ohio>Vote early, Vote often
Illinois> Land of Lincoln, man did he make a mistake
United States>Welcome to new Mexico
New Mexico>It was only a matter of time.
Tennessee – The welfare state.
Tennessee – Se habla espanol?
Tennessee – Home of the white christian trailer park gun owners club.
Welcome to Canada – 9/10 Americans can’t find it a map.
Connecticut – We don’t know why rich people live here either
Delaware- The first state. That’s all we have to say.
New Mexico
You Don’t Need a Passport
hahaha oh I love my Oregon
welcome to USA were are all ignorant assholes cuz we are.
Welcome to Alabama. Please set your watches back 30 years.
Only niggers take offense at possible racial slurs…because they’re niggers.
Im from mississippi, so I am offended that there is no sign here to offend me. Anyway, here’s my idea
”Welcome to Mississippi!
We Have a river!
Don’t mind the black bodies floating in it..
They was whistlin’ at white women.
Actually, we’re kidding, Mississippi has
come a long way since the segregationist era.
We think that you’ll find Mississippians to be a
warm and cordial people, regardless of their
race. We also have some of the biggest
and most long-winded road signs in America!
Nay, the world. Now Quit reading this before
you run over a pig or something.”
Welcome to the GREAT state of Mississippi
Home of the poorest and fattest people in America.
Poorest because we spend all our money on Shoneys buffets
Welcome to Maine: We’ve got lobstah… and that’s about it.
Welcome to Maine: You can’t get there from here!
Welcome to Maine: Home of the Dumbest Redneck Population in America
Welcome to
A) Kansas
B) Nebraska
C) Iowa
We’ll have the answer for you at the state line!
Welcome to Louisiana! If the gators, snakes, and mosquitoes don’t get you, then get the fuck out!
Welcome to Indiana…..if you dont like the weather, wait 10 minutes.
Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you’re making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.
Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you’re making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.
Welcome to Rhode Island, Please watch your head.
I’m assuming the oregan one was about weed, but I didn’t know oregan had that many potheads. Was i right about the weed?
Welcome to Minnesota: The Vikings came, they saw, then they left for the boat party!
Wisconsin: We have more Denny’s than you can shake a stick at.
Welcome to Michigan: Canada’s Armpit since the beginning of time.
Welcome to Texas: All Ya’ll!
Tennessee: Where ALL the old 80′s Rocker’s come to die.
Welcome to Alaska: The 57th State…You Betcha!
Delaware: We Starred in “Wayne’s World”!!
Nebraska: Don’t Mess with us. We have Nukes!
Kansas: Kissin’ Cousins is our middle name!
Welcome to Arkansas: All our trees lean to the west, because Oklahoma sucks.
Welcome to New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Idaho> that moved from Detroit.
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Michigan: Cars made us big, now cars are pulling us down. But, hey, we’re shaped like a mitten! Duh, Go Blue!
Welcome to Arizona; It’s hot as fuck
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Wyoming? We ask the same question.
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
Hello my dear friend! I’m a pure student…
North Dakota – the one without Mount Rushmore.
Ha Ha I love all these custom made signs, the one about New York and Iowa are my favorite. If only signs like this existed in the real world, I imagine a European version of this could be quite funny.
Welcome to South Carolina First in Incarceration and Last in Education but these things aren’t related.
WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY
DON’T INHALE UNTIL YOU GET TO VERMONT
just brilliant !!!
New Mexico-YES, we are a STATE.
Ohio State has none of the weirdness of these other states.
Welcome to Pennsylvania: Watch out for the roads forming in our potholes.
or
Welcome to Pennsylvania: You’re only a few hours away from New York.
I haven’t seen one for Missouri….which, sadly, is where I am from.
How ’bout…
“Welcome to Missouri….Got Meth?”
orrrr….
“Welcome to Missouri….yeah…we can’t believe we live here either.”
Squeal like a pig. Kentucky.