If State Signs Were More Truthful

November 7th, 2008 | 12:57 pm
 
Some state signs don't seem to prepare tourists for the state they're about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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384 Responses to "If State Signs Were More Truthful"

  1. TimeGhost Says:

    Taking over France just involves one guy yelling "BOO!"

  2. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah, I guess we're missing the racist aspect of all of this, please, since you seem very intelligent and project a sense of deep moral, elaborate the racism here.

  3. Aunee Says:

    ya think?!

  4. Anonymous Says:

    Actually, I believe Alaska is higher than Wyoming in guns per capita, if you count UNREGISTERED guns and light anti-tank weapons and surface-to-air missiles, and rocket-propelled grenades and mines and regular grenades and dynamite and machine guns and cannons (real ones) and so on.

    I once knew a guy whose uncles had a bunker that was chock-full....and I was always curious about whether you could use one of their surface to air missiles to hunt ducks....and what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly....guess I'll never know, now.
    57.8% is just the ones that are registered (or that people will admit to).

    I remember someone saying that an Alaskan bleeding-heart animal lover was someone who only owned one rifle....

  5. Damien Says:

    Texas - One third the size of Western Australia.

    Texas - We're so spiteful when we found out Australia had a farm as big as us. We bought it, split it up and put on the for sale papers that it couldn't be put back together.

  6. Anonymous Says:

    You're the card player genius. What was racist? Saying the holy name of Obama without bowing in great praise? The man is a politician for pete's sake. Not the second coming.

  7. Sasquatch Says:

    "what effect a light antitank weapon would have against a moose or grizzly"

    I think you'd find the grizzly suitably deterred from attacking after it was hurled 100 feet into the air and scattered over a wide area.

    Sas : )

  8. Anonymous Says:

    Florida also "gave us Creed" so you still are damned to be sodomized by tornados :)

  9. Anonymous Says:

    ...er...hurricanes :(

  10. Anonymous Says:

    Scranton Construction - still going strong!!!

  11. Martin Says:

    Welcome to Montana: Where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
    Welcome to Montana: 2008 is the 1st anniversary of color TV in Montana.

  12. Anonymous Says:

    i think u rae pathetic..its people like that u that keep the hatred going...get over it

  13. Anonymous Says:

    Omg, I never would've noticed... Thanks for the enlightenment.

  14. Anonymous Says:

    you must be a nigger

  15. Anonymous Says:

    pffft

  16. Anonymous Says:

    You must be an ass.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    There was one possible racial comment on the whole page and it was about white people so what are you bitching about?????????
    Or do you have nothing else to do but surf websites and make threats about their racial inequality.

  18. Anonymous Says:

    IT'S A JOKE 'TARD! TAKE A BUCK AND BUY YOURSELF A SENCE OF HUMOR!

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Welcome to Alabama Please set your watches back 20 years

  20. Anonymous Says:

    we live in the great country of AMERICA, if you don't like it then don't fuckin look at it, it's that simple , people like you are the reason AMERICA has become soft, because your so fuckin worried about offending someone, well i say it's time to offend people and then maybe we wouldn't get taken advantage of so much!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. Your mom Says:

    shut up you stupid fucking nigger faggot jew loving anus pounder.

  22. Anonymous Says:

    If you don't like it - don't look at it. This is supposed to be humorous. One of the great benefits of living in America is freedom of speech.

  23. Anonymous Says:

    Where is that "invalidate website" button? I never can find it. Must be in with "expunge".

  24. Anonymous Says:

    IS THIS MR. ANDERSON?

  25. Anonymous Says:

    My weenie, and my left palm, smells like squirrel butter. I guess I need a shower.

  26. Anonymous Says:

    the oregon ones are so off. except the one about californians coming here. that one's right.

    also, oregon > washington.

  27. Anonymous Says:

    you must be no one.

  28. Anonymous Says:

    lol @ you. You failed with maine haha.

  29. Anonymous Says:

    You know, since you can't punctuate or spell 'are' correctly, I really don't think you are some one I would listen to. I mean really, This is America and I do have the freedom to say what I please, and YOU have the freedom to be offended. You do not however have the right to tell me I cannot say something. Understand the concept?

  30. Anonymous Says:

    wow i don't that it was Lincoln that made a mistake but if you hate other races so much maybe you should go back to where your ancestors came from.

  31. Anonymous Says:

    Welcome to Utah, Six Wives, No Waiting.

  32. Anonymous Says:

    maybe your an ignorant asshole but i however am not.

    Kansas> enjoy your drive through

  33. Anonymous Says:

    Went to the wrong theater, maybe you should go back!

  34. Anonymous Says:

    Sence---Common misspelling of sense.

    Take a buck and but hooked on phonics dumbshit!!

  35. Anonymous Says:

    Yeah Barak!

  36. Anonymous Says:

    phonics please
    I can't read this junk

  37. Anonymous Says:

    sez you! his minions think he is.

  38. Anonymous Says:

    I think it said so at the beginning of the pictures.

  39. Anonymous Says:

    but the most methamphetamine in the state of Ky is in Methenberg
    uh....I mean Mulenberg county!

  40. Anonymous Says:

    KENTUCKY- Our Idea of GUN CONTROL is "hitting what you aim at!"

  41. Anonymous Says:

    this is God's country

    Nobody else will have it.

  42. Anonymous Says:

    Welcome to New Jersey

    If the USA gets an enema, this is where they stick the hose!

  43. Anonymous Says:

    LOL!

    If you don't understand google it if you dare, but first, take off safe search, and don't watch if you have a weak stomach, or if you don't want to see flesh.

  44. Alex Says:

    So true.

  45. Anonymous Says:

    Actually West Yellowstone is a city in Montana. It is located at the west entrance to Yellowstone National Park. So your point about most of the park being in Wyoming remains valid, but that part of the sign was not photoshopped.

  46. Anonymous Says:

    west yellowstone is a town located in montana, shitlips

  47. Anonymous Says:

    Sence---Common misspelling of sense.

    Take a buck and "but" hooked on phonics dumbshit!!

    I love people who misspell words while correcting someone else's misspelling!

  48. Anonymous Says:

    Welcome to Pennsylvania
    I can't buy beer and liqour in the same store? What the fuck!?

    Welcome to East Pennsylvania
    Welcome to West Pensylvania
    Welcome to Pennsyltuckey

  49. Anonymous Says:

    You didn't "take in" Al Franken. He's a native Minnesotan, raised outside Minneappolis until he left for Harvard.
    He came back.
    And don't talk shit, since I usually like Minnesotans... especially the hot blondes.

  50. Anonymous Says:

    ... 'maybe YOU'RE an ignorant asshole..'

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