That's been the sate motto since the Michigan Influx of the 70's, along with These Damn Yankees are like hemrrhoids. Not too bad if the come down and go back up, HELL if they came down and stay.
(Anybody from north of the red River can qualify as a Yankee if they're rude enough or drive badly. (Yeah, that means YOU, Oklahoma.)
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
November 21st, 2008 at 04:55 pm
those arent even funny
November 21st, 2008 at 04:58 pm
lol its is true
November 7th, 2008 at 01:17 pm
What about Wisconsin??
November 7th, 2008 at 01:54 pm
Now everyone is going to want a full 50 state list.
November 7th, 2008 at 02:20 pm
Wisconsin: Home to the packers of green bay and fudge.
There.
November 7th, 2008 at 02:21 pm
Wisconsin:
We Cut The Cheese
November 7th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
Welcome to Wisconsin...unless you're from Chicago you dirty FIB
November 7th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
New Mexico: We Don't Know Where the f--king UFOs are! Stop Asking!!!
Washington: Home of Bill Gates. Suck it Up, Bitches.
Louisiana: Nobody Leaves Without Singing the Blues.
Louisiana: More than just Mardi Gras. No, really.
Delaware: Actually, it's Delaware, Inc.
November 7th, 2008 at 02:28 pm
Welcome to Minnesota, think of us as East Dakota.
November 7th, 2008 at 02:31 pm
Michigan: Now both Upper and Lower Michigan are equally economically depressed.
November 7th, 2008 at 02:33 pm
florida: where america comes to die
November 7th, 2008 at 02:55 pm
Shouldn't New York's sign actually be Hawaii's?
November 7th, 2008 at 02:59 pm
Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933
or: Out-drinking your state since 1883
November 7th, 2008 at 03:00 pm
Wisconsin: Happily drunk since 1933
November 7th, 2008 at 03:10 pm
Welcome to Arizona:
Home to more illegals per capita than anywhere on earth!
November 7th, 2008 at 04:15 pm
How about Wyoming: People Actually Live Here, Just Try & Find Em!
November 7th, 2008 at 05:06 pm
I'm in California: Welcome to California-Land of the Fruits and Nuts, and Sometimes the Wind Blows a Little Weird....
November 7th, 2008 at 05:49 pm
Don't get offended by any of these...
Welcome To Idaho: We Don't Produce As Many Potatoes As Washington
Welcome To South Carolina: If The Humidity Doesn't Drive You Out, The Rednecks With Guns Will.
Welcome To Alabama: Where Incest Is Okay
Welcome To South Dakota: We Have More Signs Than People
Welcome To Pennsylvania: Sorry, McCain...We Changed Our Mind
November 7th, 2008 at 05:54 pm
Welcome to Chicago, er I mean Illinois... or...
Welcome to Illinois, we slide between Lou and Indy but can't go deep enough to reach Memphis.
November 7th, 2008 at 08:44 pm
welcome to rhode island
"the traffic state"
November 7th, 2008 at 08:58 pm
Welcome to Colorado : We dare you to try to drive up hill in the winter.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Nebraska: Coming attraction: Electricity.
Hawaii: You're not rich enough to live here.
Kansas: See the flying spaghetti monster today!
Washington: NO!! No presidents were born here!
Utah: Watch speed. Mormons crossing.
West Virginia: Because Northwest Virginia just sounds stupid.
Maine: Canada's hemorrhoid.
New York: Bail set at $700 billion.
DC: Have a tax paid jelly doughnut on the house.
November 8th, 2008 at 02:52 am
Welcome to Oregon. Now go home.
November 8th, 2008 at 05:22 am
Welcome to Ohio - Home of the Cleveland Steamer
Welcome to Arkansas - Not a Dentist in the State
Welcome to Minnesota - We Took In Al Franken After He Was Driven Out Of New York
Welcome to Minnesota - Did You Bring A Hot Dish?
Welcome to Colorado - We Are Frightfully Fit And Oh So Smug
Welcome to Wyoming - More Pronghorns Than People
November 8th, 2008 at 05:19 am
Welcome to Arizona: We're known for sand, heat, & a big hole in the ground
November 8th, 2008 at 06:13 am
New Jersey: Talk now and get 20% off our Witness Protection Gold plan!
November 8th, 2008 at 06:47 am
Welcome to Wisconsin: The hot chicks you see here are tourists.
November 8th, 2008 at 06:57 am
Welcome To New Jersey: Now get the Fuck Out!
Welcome to New Jersey: We are not repsonsible for your saftey in Camden, Newark, Or Trenton
Welcome To New Jersey: Now With Free Medical Waste On Our Beaches!
Welcome To New Jersey: 50% State Tax & 45% Property Tax!
Welcome To New Jersey: Corrupt Politician Capital Of the World!
November 8th, 2008 at 08:50 am
Texas is wrong.
Should be Welcome to Texas, now GO HOME!!
That's been the sate motto since the Michigan Influx of the 70's, along with These Damn Yankees are like hemrrhoids. Not too bad if the come down and go back up, HELL if they came down and stay.
(Anybody from north of the red River can qualify as a Yankee if they're rude enough or drive badly. (Yeah, that means YOU, Oklahoma.)
The Houston City Motto?
LEARN TO DRIVE FREEWAYS, nOOb!!
November 8th, 2008 at 09:23 am
welcome to Michigan! dont get murdered :)
November 8th, 2008 at 11:43 am
When the best thing about your state is a sell out quarterback and cheese hats...you keep your fucking mouth shut
November 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Welcome to Indiana: Corn Up North, Meth Down South
November 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Connecticut: we connect new york and massachusetts
November 8th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Welcome to Utah: Please turn off your radio as music is Illegal
Welcome to New Jersey, Home of most of New York's sports teams
Welcome to Florida. If we look like a limp, useless penis there's a reason!
Now Entering Delawa..Now Entering Maryland!
You're now entering New Mexico...and you probably don't give a shit about it, Either!
California: ¡Lentamente le estamos retirando un mexicano a la vez!
November 8th, 2008 at 11:53 am
California, the sue-you state.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Now Leaving Chicago...
Welcome to North Kentucky!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Welcome to Missouri: There's no 'a' at the end you dumb fucks
November 8th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Why is Ohio so boring, nobody wants to make a good joke out of it. Are we REALLY that lame?
November 8th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Welcome to Michigan: Leave your jobs at the door.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
Welcome to Indiana: There's more than corn, there's also soy beans!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Ohio: If you don't like football get the f*($ out...
November 8th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Welcome to Maryland: Home of Driving 10mph Under the Speed Limit in the Fast Lane.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Welcome to Hawai'i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama'aina!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Welcome to Hawai'i: $25 service charge for you, free for kama'aina!
November 8th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
Welcome to Illinois, Land of Lincoln, Cadillacs, and Al Capone.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Welcome to Chicago, Murder Capital USA
November 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Missouri: The Show Me the Way Out State.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Welcome to Delawhere?
You're just far enough south of Philadelphia
November 8th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Georgia: Where every road eventually becomes Peachtree St.
November 8th, 2008 at 01:15 pm
Tennessee - They call us Volunteers because our employers dont pay sh#t!
Tennessee - Official Summer Home Of Ohioans, Michiganders, Kentuckians and other assorted Riff-Raff.
Welcome To Tennessee - Sorry you couldnt afford a real vacation destination!
Tennessee - Sounds Boring To Me!
Tennessee - Just Shut the hell up and drive!
Tennessee - Slow Traffic Keep Right - Thanks!
Tennessee - Home of Dolly's Hooters and Cooter's!
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