If State Signs Were More Truthful

November 7th, 2008 | 12:57 pm
 
Some state signs don't seem to prepare tourists for the state they're about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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384 Responses to "If State Signs Were More Truthful"

  1. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:19 pm

    Florida: God's waiting room

  2. mel Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:24 pm

    "Welcome to New Mexico- Smells BETTER than the Old!"

  3. mot Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:27 pm

    Florida: Welcome to God's waiting room!

  4. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:40 pm

    Obviously whoever made the Iowa one doesn't live there, as apparently they'd have enough time not doing other things to do a halfway decent shop job.

  5. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:41 pm

    Washington: It's gonna rain /ollie

  6. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:48 pm

    Pre-October
    Welcome to New York: We own you.

    Post-October:
    Welcome to New York: Now excepting donations.

  7. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 01:52 pm

    Welcome to Ohio - If you roll down your window and listen closely, you can hear our state SUCK.

  8. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 02:13 pm

    Welcome to Massachusetts:
    Unless you are west of Framingham, in which case
    Welcome to North Connecticut

  9. CSV Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 02:49 pm

    welcome to Idaho - The most boring state

  10. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 02:55 pm

    Welcome to Louisiana: I fucked your mom.

  11. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 02:57 pm

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  12. Jack WOods Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:14 pm

    OMG Holy Taco is right! Unbelieveable! Well done dude.

    jess
    www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com

  13. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:12 pm

    Welcome to West Virgina - 5 Million People, 5 Last Names!

  14. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:16 pm

    Welcome to Georgia
    Gays will be shot on Sight

    Welcome to Florida
    The C- State

  15. AndyM Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:28 pm

    New York

    More than New York City

  16. Mitch Agander Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:32 pm

    Welcome to Michigan Join a union; you're going to need the unemployment benefits

  17. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:35 pm

    Prozac, Green Jello, tons of sheep disguised as Mormons...
    Welcome to Happy Valley Utah.

  18. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 03:55 pm

    Utah; where vagina's are considered clown cars.

    Utah; don't open your fucking door; the Mormons want more money.

    Utah; One Mormon Church every square fucking mile.

    Utah; We vote Republican; because that's what we're told.

  19. Jas Sahota Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 04:40 pm

    Welcome to Canada
    The 51st State.

  20. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 04:41 pm

    KANSAS: We're sorry about Fred Phelps. Honest.

  21. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 04:52 pm

    the iowa one is definitely true unless you can make your way to iowa city.

  22. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 05:13 pm

    My favorite is Alaska, by far.

  23. FPM Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 05:29 pm

    I used to be a homeless rodeo clown but now I am a world class magician !

  24. littlemike Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 06:11 pm

    Welcome to Connecticut--proper attire requested.

  25. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 06:26 pm

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Where the fuck did you think people who work in Washington live?

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Your money is probably worth nothing here.

    Welcome to Maryland:
    Its like Massachusetts, with black people!

  26. Captain Joe Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 06:51 pm

    Welcome to Pennsylvania
    Now entering construction area.
    Speed Limit 35

    Now leaving Pennsylvania
    End construction area

  27. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 06:49 pm

    I didn't get the florida one, can someone please explain the slogan to me

  28. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 07:50 pm

    Welcome to Oklahoma!

    ...if you're driving through, can I come along?

  29. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 07:52 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    We're stoopid and proud of it!

  30. DNA Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:00 pm

    Welcome to Georgia
    (If you're white)

  31. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:07 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Forty-eighth in Edjookashun

  32. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:16 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Land of real life stereotypes.

  33. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:23 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    No one over 50 allowed.

    (I.Q. that is.)

  34. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:17 pm

    West Virginia: The Mountain, Chemical and Coal State.

  35. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:33 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    The Original Redneck State

  36. New hampshire gordon Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:37 pm

    I love your New Hampshire sign because we always make fun our neighboring states as being whiter.

  37. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:39 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Four dog minimum ownership per house.

  38. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:42 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Beer--not just a drink--a way of life.

  39. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:46 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    We're still fightin' the civil war.

  40. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:50 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    "Dat dares one purdy pig yous got tare nabor"

  41. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 08:53 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    "...and this baby here's my daughter and my granddaughter..."

  42. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:04 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    31,189 square miles.
    31,188 Baptist churches.

  43. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:18 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Be sure to pick up your "1862"
    calendar at the welcome center.

  44. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:27 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Proudly celebrating 146 years
    of absolutely no progress.

  45. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:31 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    The Amish come to us for advice.

  46. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:31 pm

    I-O-W-A : Idiots Out Wandering Around

  47. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:51 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    Let's go cow-tipping!!

  48. Anonymous Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 09:54 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina

    We're like a mini Mexico !

  49. Anonymous1 Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Welcome to South Carolina
    Don't tell anyone she's 12.

  50. Joe Says:
    November 8th, 2008 at 10:16 pm

    Welcome to Rhode Island....
    More corrupt than Windows Vista

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