Arkansas is a beautiful state and has one of the greatest education systems to date. I went to a small town of about 20,000 and was offered advanced placement, as well as honors classes in high school. I actually moved to Illinois and impress those I meet here with my intellect. Arkansas is also a great place to raise children. You don't have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street. If your car breaks down, someone will stop and help you. It's guaranteed. Arkansas has some really good christian people in it, and there is definitely nothing wrong with that. Stop hating because we actually care about our fellow man. Sorry, I'm just sick of the stereotypes about such a beautiful place.
Hey now, I'm FROM Rhode Island, and I've just gotta say something....
The RI sign could've been more truthful.
"Welcome to Rhode Island.
Thank you for visiting Rhode Island;
You are now LEAVING Rhode Island."
As you enter Siloam Springs, Arkansas on U.S. Highway 412 from the East, there is a giant sign that says, "Welcome to Siloam Springs, where Jesus is Lord. This is God's Country." I can't imagine how many visitors have been horrified by this sign.
Welcome to Kansas : Rednecks with too much porn on their hands.
Welcome to Kansas: you got blown in now get blown out.
Welcome to Kansas: tornadoes, wheat and one too many's.
Welcome to Kan- As: land of dust, trailers, divorce.
Wisconsin - you want a beer with that?
-we don't go up North, either.
-Illinois speeders make us rich.
-the real home of queers and steers!
-serial killers be here.
Illinois - home of Chicago and...yeah, that's it.
-se habla espanol!
-maybe next year the Cubs will win...
-that will be a $10 tax for visiting us.
-Lincoln was our first and last Republican.
Iowa - notice how we all look the same?
-the reason why Slipknot exists.
-think we are backwards? We put Obama in the White House.
-still professional sports free!
Minnesota - ya hey der!
-holy FUCK is it cold!
-notice how all Iowans look the same?
Welcome to Utah
We couldn't bribe for McCain '08
So we bribe from Proposition 8.
-or-
Welcome to Utah
If you only brought one underage wife
You must be Gay!
Michigan - Ontario's Dump (Toronto dumps all their garbage in Michigan)
New Jersey - What? Like your so special?
Iowa - Ya, we're that boring
Louisiana - home of the new Atlantas
Florida - We look like a penis!!
Vermont - The state no one knows about
Washington State - Lumberjack IS a sport
Texas - We were almost Mexico
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November 8th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I'm proud of Oregon. Didn't know our bud was so recognized. Makes me wanna cry.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Arkansas is a beautiful state and has one of the greatest education systems to date. I went to a small town of about 20,000 and was offered advanced placement, as well as honors classes in high school. I actually moved to Illinois and impress those I meet here with my intellect. Arkansas is also a great place to raise children. You don't have to fear your children riding bicycles down the street. If your car breaks down, someone will stop and help you. It's guaranteed. Arkansas has some really good christian people in it, and there is definitely nothing wrong with that. Stop hating because we actually care about our fellow man. Sorry, I'm just sick of the stereotypes about such a beautiful place.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Welcome to Rhode Island.
Home of 2 Girls 1 Cup!
November 9th, 2008 at 06:23 am
Wisconsin: Welcome to Illinois' largest state park.
Rhode Island: Welcome to Rhod... Now leaving Rhode Island. Hope you had a nice visit.
Florida: Welcome to the only US state with its own tag on FARK.com.
Illinois: Welcome to Chicago, the state.
New Mexico: Aye caramba! Why do the other 49 states think we are the country to the south of the U.S.?!?!?!?!?
Georgia: Why in $&&$^&*(^%%$ did we name our state after a country near Russia?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
California: Welcome to California. Please don't bring fruits or nuts, we already have enough, thanks.
Hawaii: Wow, your car can swim!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2008 at 07:09 am
Meh!
November 9th, 2008 at 07:10 am
Welcome to Wyoming:
The dried out butt hole of America.
Welcome to Wyoming:
And your thought Nebraska was bad?
Welcome to Wyoming:
Please don't kill yourself.
November 9th, 2008 at 07:12 am
Welcome to Colorado.
We have plenty of trees to hug.
Denver is the "Mile High" City for a different reason than you think.
November 9th, 2008 at 07:59 am
Welcome to Texas: We'd vote for Bush again and if you don't like it, leave!
November 9th, 2008 at 08:11 am
Ohio:
The heart (attack) of it all!
Ohio:
Road construction next 220 miles.
Ohio:
The four-season State: Winter, Almost Winter, Still Winter, and Construction
Ohio:
Russia? Well we keep an eye on Canada.
November 9th, 2008 at 08:22 am
Welcome to Oklahoma!
Intolerance! Ignorance! Bigotry!
Sooners #1!
November 9th, 2008 at 09:03 am
Welcome to South Carolina
Corncobs make excellent tampons!
November 9th, 2008 at 09:07 am
Welcome to South Carolina
Proudly wearing shoes since 1994.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:31 am
The People of Iowa Welcome You! (if you are Christian, white, straight,...)
Welcome to Iowa, if you are single plan on it for life.
Welcome to Iowa, if the flood doesn't destroy your home the tornado will.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:33 am
Welcome to New Jersey, a cross of redneck and urban gang culture. Be sure to keep a eye out when walking on the street for drive by barstool attacks.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:50 am
Welcome to South Carolina
Our dentists are on welfare!
November 9th, 2008 at 09:58 am
Welcome to South Carolina
We have much more to offer than bad genes...
November 9th, 2008 at 09:59 am
Welcome to South Carolina
Please stop screaming...
November 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
wow you guts really hate south carolina. haha
November 9th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Hey now, I'm FROM Rhode Island, and I've just gotta say something....
The RI sign could've been more truthful.
"Welcome to Rhode Island.
Thank you for visiting Rhode Island;
You are now LEAVING Rhode Island."
November 9th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Welcome to Michigan, take us with you.
Michigan: Our governor kisses better than Palin(and will prove it for $20+tax)
Welcome to Michigan: our housing costs keep other states crime rate low
Michigan: rust is our state stone
Michigan: birthplace of Ted Nugent and metal dashboards...
November 9th, 2008 at 10:43 am
As you enter Siloam Springs, Arkansas on U.S. Highway 412 from the East, there is a giant sign that says, "Welcome to Siloam Springs, where Jesus is Lord. This is God's Country." I can't imagine how many visitors have been horrified by this sign.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Florida - Welcome to America's Dong.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Welcome to Kansas : Rednecks with too much porn on their hands.
Welcome to Kansas: you got blown in now get blown out.
Welcome to Kansas: tornadoes, wheat and one too many's.
Welcome to Kan- As: land of dust, trailers, divorce.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Welcome to Arkansas
We elected Bill Clinton as our Governor.
Need I say more?
November 9th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Colorado an uphill drive to mediocrity.
Colorado- home to mountains, drunks, and ugly women who are convinced they're hot.
November 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Welcome to North Dakota: Home of Nothing
Welcome to North Dakota: It's so windy here because Minnesota sucks and Montana blows
Welcome to North Dakota: Pretty soon you'll be sorry you came
Welcome to North Dakota: Yes, it smells like this all the time
Welcome to North Dakota: South Dakota has the Black Hills... we have a five foot high hill.
Welcome to North Dakota: We suggest rolling up your car windows unless you want random maniacs screaming at your children
Welcome to North Dakota: If you can survive here for more than twenty minutes, we'll buy you a Coke.
Welcome to North Dakota: The birthplace of boredom and unhappiness.
Welcome to North Dakota: Now the proud home of a computer.
Welcome to North Dakota: The other white Dakota.
Welcome to North Dakota: Canada Jr.
Welcome to North Dakota: Our highest peak is a guy named Norm standing on a ladder.
Welcome to North Dakota: If you can feel your toes it must be July.
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November 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The New Mexico state sign is on blocks, missing hubcaps, and all the windows are broken out.
November 9th, 2008 at 01:06 pm
Welcome To Idaho -
YES, we ARE a state.
That left over spot between the West coast and the Rockies.
You don't have to be a Mormon, but it helps.
PLEASE DON"T BUY OUR REAL ESTATE FOR YOUR FUCKING SUMMER HOMES.
Yes, we like it THE WAY IT IS!
November 9th, 2008 at 02:34 pm
Virginia: If the driver in front of you isn't smoking, he's reloading.
November 9th, 2008 at 02:42 pm
Welcome to Missouri: where the men are lonely and sheep are nervous
November 9th, 2008 at 03:26 pm
Iowa........ I otta went around:)
November 9th, 2008 at 03:27 pm
Welcome to South Carolina- A GREAT Place to live
And NO it is not a mini-mexico, thats North Carolina
November 9th, 2008 at 03:36 pm
From my region:
Wisconsin - you want a beer with that?
-we don't go up North, either.
-Illinois speeders make us rich.
-the real home of queers and steers!
-serial killers be here.
Illinois - home of Chicago and...yeah, that's it.
-se habla espanol!
-maybe next year the Cubs will win...
-that will be a $10 tax for visiting us.
-Lincoln was our first and last Republican.
Iowa - notice how we all look the same?
-the reason why Slipknot exists.
-think we are backwards? We put Obama in the White House.
-still professional sports free!
Minnesota - ya hey der!
-holy FUCK is it cold!
-notice how all Iowans look the same?
November 9th, 2008 at 03:38 pm
Welcome to Utah
We couldn't bribe for McCain '08
So we bribe from Proposition 8.
-or-
Welcome to Utah
If you only brought one underage wife
You must be Gay!
November 9th, 2008 at 03:40 pm
Welcome to Wisconsin- Smell our dairy air.
November 9th, 2008 at 03:39 pm
Welcome to Washington:
"The STATE, not the Capital"
"Microsoft, Starbucks, and Pearl Jam"
"Winner of the Cannabis Cup"
"Slackers, Hackers, & DINKs Oh My!"*
*DINK= Dual Income No Kids
November 9th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
Hawaii:
Welcome to Hawaii
(how did you get here in a car?)
November 9th, 2008 at 05:42 pm
Welcome To Texas
"Where America Wipes"
November 9th, 2008 at 06:00 pm
Michigan - Ontario's Dump (Toronto dumps all their garbage in Michigan)
New Jersey - What? Like your so special?
Iowa - Ya, we're that boring
Louisiana - home of the new Atlantas
Florida - We look like a penis!!
Vermont - The state no one knows about
Washington State - Lumberjack IS a sport
Texas - We were almost Mexico
November 9th, 2008 at 06:24 pm
Welcome to Michigan yes the entrance to Canada is right over there.
November 9th, 2008 at 06:31 pm
New Mexico...Because the first one wasn't bad enough.
November 9th, 2008 at 07:47 pm
Welcome to Florida:
If we remind you we gave the world Tom Petty, will you forget about O-town?
Yes, the AARP has a clothing optional club...
Trust me not EVERYONE looks good in a bikini, but they'll wear one anyway
Turning people to leather since 1845.
If you're in dermatology or geriatirc practice, you'll never go out of business.
Single handedly keeping the Banana Boat afloat.
Strawberries? Yeah, we got those... Mexicans?... Yeah, them too...
November 9th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Welcome to south carolina
Escape while you can.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:16 pm
Welcome to Missouri - The best methamphetamine in the country!
Welcome to Missouri - WWRD: "What would Rush Do?
Welcome to Missouri - Where every home has more children than teeth!
November 9th, 2008 at 09:37 pm
Welcome to south carolina
...We've got outhouses...
...45 chromosomes per person (we is spellshul)
...even Mexicans don't want to live here...
...Culture? A case of Coors on a Friday night
...George Washington puked here...
...General Sherman felt so sorry for S.C. he left
and burned Atlanta instead!
...even Arkansas laughs at us...
...Wanted: Someone with an I.Q. of 60 to mentor us...
...please don't run over the chickens...
...everyone has two first-names...
(aint dat rite Bobbi-Lou?)
...World Record: 62 generations of inbreeding...
November 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Welcome to Rhode Island
Your turds are bigger than our state.
November 9th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Welcome to Hawaii
Number one breeders of ornamental Japanese fish.
" Aloha Poi "
November 9th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
You're Now Entering Illinois:
...Fuck.
November 10th, 2008 at 01:06 am
Wow these are great. I loved them. Keep them coming with other states.
November 10th, 2008 at 02:16 am
good but some are obviously photoshopped
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