If State Signs Were More Truthful

November 7th, 2008 | 12:57 pm
 
Some state signs don't seem to prepare tourists for the state they're about to enter. So here are some more realistic state signs.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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384 Responses to "If State Signs Were More Truthful"

  1. Hank Moody Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    Welcome to Maine: We've got lobstah... and that's about it.

    Welcome to Maine: You can't get there from here!

    Welcome to Maine: Home of the Dumbest Redneck Population in America

  2. Anonymous Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 01:06 pm

    Welcome to

    A) Kansas

    B) Nebraska

    C) Iowa

    We'll have the answer for you at the state line!

  3. Anonymous Says:
    November 16th, 2008 at 02:09 pm

    Welcome to Louisiana! If the gators, snakes, and mosquitoes don't get you, then get the fuck out!

  4. Anonymous Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 03:09 am

    Welcome to Indiana.....if you dont like the weather, wait 10 minutes.

  5. HolyTaco licks my hairy beanbag! Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you're making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.

  6. HolyTaco licks my hairy beanbag! Says:
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:07 am

    Yellowstone is in Wyoming not Montana. At least like 99% of it. How are you going to screw that up if you're making fun of Montana. Dumb asses.

  7. Anonymous Says:
    November 18th, 2008 at 01:25 pm

    Welcome to Rhode Island, Please watch your head.

  8. Anonymous Says:
    November 19th, 2008 at 09:36 pm

    I'm assuming the oregan one was about weed, but I didn't know oregan had that many potheads. Was i right about the weed?

  9. Anonymous Says:
    November 20th, 2008 at 08:04 pm

    Welcome to Minnesota: The Vikings came, they saw, then they left for the boat party!

    Wisconsin: We have more Denny's than you can shake a stick at.

    Welcome to Michigan: Canada's Armpit since the beginning of time.

    Welcome to Texas: All Ya'll!

    Tennessee: Where ALL the old 80's Rocker's come to die.

    Welcome to Alaska: The 57th State...You Betcha!

    Delaware: We Starred in "Wayne's World"!!

    Nebraska: Don't Mess with us. We have Nukes!

    Kansas: Kissin' Cousins is our middle name!

  10. Anonymous Says:
    November 21st, 2008 at 05:53 am

    Welcome to Arkansas: All our trees lean to the west, because Oklahoma sucks.

  11. Anonymous Says:
    December 3rd, 2008 at 09:27 pm

    Welcome to New Mexico: Cleaner than regular Mexico

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  24. Anonymous Says:
    April 28th, 2009 at 11:20 pm

    Michigan: Cars made us big, now cars are pulling us down. But, hey, we're shaped like a mitten! Duh, Go Blue!

  25. Anonymous Says:
    May 10th, 2009 at 08:49 pm

    Wyoming? We ask the same question.

  26. Anonymous Says:
    May 10th, 2009 at 08:52 pm

    Idaho> that moved from Detroit.

  27. Ada Says:
    May 18th, 2009 at 12:47 pm

    Ha Ha I love all these custom made signs, the one about New York and Iowa are my favorite. If only signs like this existed in the real world, I imagine a European version of this could be quite funny.

  28. Anonymous Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 03:56 am

    Welcome to South Carolina First in Incarceration and Last in Education but these things aren't related.

  29. KT Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 09:49 am

    North Dakota - the one without Mount Rushmore.

  30. Mary Lynn Says:
    May 21st, 2009 at 03:46 pm

    Welcome to Arizona; It's hot as fuck

  31. marielle Says:
    July 19th, 2009 at 06:32 pm

    New Mexico-YES, we are a STATE.

  32. william Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 02:26 am

    just brilliant !!!

  33. Robert M. Cushman Says:
    July 21st, 2009 at 10:51 am

    WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY

    DON'T INHALE UNTIL YOU GET TO VERMONT

  34. D Says:
    November 12th, 2009 at 10:25 am

    Welcome to Pennsylvania: Watch out for the roads forming in our potholes.

    or

    Welcome to Pennsylvania: You're only a few hours away from New York.

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