In the past, we've shown you what movie posters, t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them. For our first installment of this feature, we're focusing on the male T-shirt. Check back soon for the females.
djeez. Or you're trying to be ironic (stop it! that joke is old! and it sucks!), or you're realy stupid (go to another website, AFV or something). Maybe the introduction should state 'pictures are photoshopped' every single time, although it should be clear from the title 'IF t-shirts told the truth'. Dumb ass.
yeah epic list. respect you're the best. we are thousands who read you every single day. most of us don't comment or read you mostly by rss feeds but we are here. plz stay as you are.
I just got this Conway mighty ducks jersey shirt and I'm completely telling the truth, because that's exactly who I'm like in real life. It's sad, I know.
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January 22nd, 2009 at 02:22 pm
1st pic FTW. What do you call that one? 'Blue Steel'?
What a fag.
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:26 pm
awesome work guys thats some funny shit right there lol
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:40 pm
Holy @#$!. The chick in the first pic is hot.
January 23rd, 2009 at 02:40 pm
She looks a bit too Wrestle Mania- I've had 4 husbands- Where's my child support- I'm positive he's the daddy. Don't you think?
January 24th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
Yeah, you're probably right. Shouldn't be distracted by the shape and skimpy clothing.
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Pretty sure John Mayer has pulled some top-tier hollywood kitty for years in a row... what's not to love there?
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:39 pm
I'm sensing some deep-rooted animosity towards Mayer. Yes?
January 22nd, 2009 at 02:58 pm
This is so hilarious! Love this site. u guys rock!
January 22nd, 2009 at 03:01 pm
hahaha grant
January 22nd, 2009 at 04:05 pm
John Mayer is an absolute douchebag. Him and Jason Mraz are the dudes who broke their guitars out and killed an otherwise lively party.
January 22nd, 2009 at 05:54 pm
is he actually wearing a t-shirt over a shirt and tie?
jesus. this list if effing amazing btw.
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:29 pm
Yeah, #1 is a fucking queer. Probably sucks the cock too.
January 22nd, 2009 at 06:48 pm
some looks like it has been photoshopped....
January 22nd, 2009 at 09:38 pm
well f'in duh!
January 23rd, 2009 at 06:06 am
Well, i only got two things to say to you:
-No shit sherlock
-Thanks, captain obvious!
now you pick.
January 23rd, 2009 at 07:51 am
djeez. Or you're trying to be ironic (stop it! that joke is old! and it sucks!), or you're realy stupid (go to another website, AFV or something). Maybe the introduction should state 'pictures are photoshopped' every single time, although it should be clear from the title 'IF t-shirts told the truth'. Dumb ass.
January 23rd, 2009 at 09:30 am
Can you tell by the pixels?
January 23rd, 2009 at 05:25 am
yeah epic list. respect you're the best. we are thousands who read you every single day. most of us don't comment or read you mostly by rss feeds but we are here. plz stay as you are.
January 23rd, 2009 at 07:42 am
Have we not forgotten that John Mayer was on Chapelle's show, thus clearing him of all former douchebaggery?
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:14 am
It should be noted that his appearance on Chappelle's show was right before Dave went totally crazy. Coincedence? I think not.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Um, no it doesn't. He still sucks.
January 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
i just got this 5 dollar footlong t-shirt and i'm completely lying haha
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 am
I just got this Conway mighty ducks jersey shirt and I'm completely telling the truth, because that's exactly who I'm like in real life. It's sad, I know.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Everyone bashes John Mayer, but he gives a hell of a blowjob, milks the prostate and everything.
January 23rd, 2009 at 07:41 pm
Vouch.
January 24th, 2009 at 09:51 am
omfg that was a hilariuos statement!
January 23rd, 2009 at 01:00 pm
SRV laughs from guitar heaven @ John Mayer.
January 23rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Someone has to carry the torch, but John Mayer couldn't hold a candle to SRV.
January 23rd, 2009 at 01:04 pm
Mayer couldn't hold up SRV's left nut.
January 28th, 2009 at 11:30 am
No one can hold up SRV's left nut.
January 29th, 2009 at 07:04 pm
who could reply to that ?
January 23rd, 2009 at 05:14 pm
The guy in the first pic is hot!
January 26th, 2009 at 07:54 am
Please remove yourself from the gene pool.
*note* Please do so in a unspectacular fashion so as not to appear in print or on tv. You have already wasted enough of my time.
January 27th, 2009 at 05:58 pm
WIN
April 12th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
But if it's done spectacularly and in a stupid manner we could see to it that there is a Darwin Award nomination. And Darwin Awards are full of lulz
January 23rd, 2009 at 07:28 pm
What you need to do is incorporate a laugh track here so I know you're trying to be funny and I can laugh politely before never coming back.
January 24th, 2009 at 05:49 am
how can you NOT find that hilarious?
January 24th, 2009 at 05:21 am
I'm too sexy for my shirt....think I'll go disco dancing (pic 1)
January 24th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
um sorry but ami the only one who noticed the really fake photoshopping of letters onto the shirts? or wait was that the point...
January 24th, 2009 at 03:09 pm
facepalm.jpg
January 29th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Alright, that's it! You've invoked the wrath of Chuck Norris!
January 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
Wow.......just Wow...
January 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Holy shit you are a genius!
January 27th, 2009 at 09:46 pm
dumb ass
January 27th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Nice catch...way to go!
January 28th, 2009 at 09:24 pm
trolll....
January 26th, 2009 at 04:32 am
LOL at these shirts, they will like hotcakes. To the printing press cave!
January 27th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
I'm 99.9% sure that first guy is my ex.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
PHOTOSHOPPED. look at the "even i hate myself" one.. TEXTURES not the same.
January 28th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
That's the point, genius.
IF all T-shirts told the truth.
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