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If T-Shirts Told The Truth

In the past, we’ve shown you what movie posters, t.v. shows and ads are really saying.  But more than anything, we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them. For our first installment of this feature, we’re focusing on the male T-shirt. Check back soon for the females.
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179 Responses to "If T-Shirts Told The Truth"

  1. Charlie Conway says:

    I just got this Conway mighty ducks jersey shirt and I’m completely telling the truth, because that’s exactly who I’m like in real life. It’s sad, I know.

  2. Right Said Fred says:

    I’m too sexy for my shirt….think I’ll go disco dancing (pic 1)

  3. Anonymous says:

    wow, wow, wow, you guys are so smart, do you think that people thinks its cool when you state the obvious and say that something is photo-shopped. the are yes but that’s not the point think of those stupid motivational pictures that spam the internet, kinda the same idea.

  4. Anonymous says:

    That second one is totally photoshopped.

  5. Brittany says:

    I’m 99.9% sure that first guy is my ex.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Nice catch…way to go!

  7. Anonymous says:

    No one can hold up SRV’s left nut.

  8. Anonymous says:

    SRV laughs from guitar heaven @ John Mayer.

  9. Anonymous says:

    That’s the point, genius.

    IF all T-shirts told the truth.

  10. RoboPanda says:


  11. Anonymous says:

    shooped, i can tell by the pixels

  12. Anonymous says:

    DAMNIT, I lost the game.
    Well, you lost it too, and now you’re losing again.

  13. sangreal says:

    yeah epic list. respect you’re the best. we are thousands who read you every single day. most of us don’t comment or read you mostly by rss feeds but we are here. plz stay as you are.

  14. Rayne says 'you're a dick.' says:

    But if it’s done spectacularly and in a stupid manner we could see to it that there is a Darwin Award nomination. And Darwin Awards are full of lulz

  15. synthe says:

    some looks like it has been photoshopped….

  16. Anonymous says:


  17. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    The guy in the first pic is hot!

  18. Anonymous says:

    anyone who said this was fotoshopped is a retard i hope you die a horrible death thank you

  19. confused and not amused says:

    um sorry but ami the only one who noticed the really fake photoshopping of letters onto the shirts? or wait was that the point…

  20. Christopher says:

    Of course they’re photoshopped. “If” is the operative word in the title of the photo set.

    Did you really look at them and believe someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes? That somehow by exposing the photoshopping imposter you would gain notoriety on the interweb with your cleverness?

  21. Bill says:

    Everyone bashes John Mayer, but he gives a hell of a blowjob, milks the prostate and everything.

  22. Anonymous says:

    SHOOPED. I can tell by the shadows, because I’ve seen a lot of shadows in my day.

  23. Evi says:

    Well, i only got two things to say to you:
    -No shit sherlock
    -Thanks, captain obvious!

    now you pick.

  24. stdg says:

    djeez. Or you’re trying to be ironic (stop it! that joke is old! and it sucks!), or you’re realy stupid (go to another website, AFV or something). Maybe the introduction should state ‘pictures are photoshopped’ every single time, although it should be clear from the title ‘IF t-shirts told the truth’. Dumb ass.

  25. Anonymous says:

    dumb ass

  26. NewWavePolly says:

    What you need to do is incorporate a laugh track here so I know you’re trying to be funny and I can laugh politely before never coming back.

  27. Anonymous says:

    they ARE all photoshopped, hence the name, “IF t -shirt told the truth” u ppl just amaze me, thinking ur all smart. geeze

  28. Anonymous says:

    I don’t get why everyone is so negative about photoshopped images. yes they’re not real but that doesn’t mean the image is bad just because it’s been photoshopped.

  29. Anonymous says:

    Holy shit you are a genius!

  30. Whodat says:

    Dumbass, hahahaha!!!!

  31. Anonymous says:

    OMFG fucking retard

  32. Bawwwlin says:

    i just got this 5 dollar footlong t-shirt and i’m completely lying haha

  33. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one who thinks pic #2 looks like a potential serial killer? …I’d tap that.

  34. Anonymous says:

    well f’in duh!

  35. Anonymous says:

    Do you think that your going to gain notoriety by replying to his comment negatively?
    Seriously you are just as bad as one of the people who act like they know it all. He was obviously being sarcastic.
    You sir are a moron.

  36. andy says:

    no shit it’s photoshopped. I guessed they would be when I read the title of the page “IF T-Shirts Told The Truth”

  37. Anonymous says:

    how can you NOT find that hilarious?

  38. eczema says:

    Yeah, #1 is a fucking queer. Probably sucks the cock too.

  39. Anonymous says:

    I love you.

  40. Anonymous says:

    this is shooped for sure. you just lost the game.

  41. Anonymous says:

    I cant even keep up with who is trolling who anymore.

  42. shangash says:

    Have we not forgotten that John Mayer was on Chapelle’s show, thus clearing him of all former douchebaggery?

  43. Josh says:

    Um, no it doesn’t. He still sucks.

  44. Anonymous says:

    haha yes we all know they’re photoshopped. that’s the point.

  45. Awnawn E. Muss says:

    These comments are shopped, the shadows are all wrong and the pixels are all wrong too. Sh*t, I just photoshopped myself while writing this comment. My SHADOWS!!!!!!!

  46. Anonymous says:

    Someone has to carry the torch, but John Mayer couldn’t hold a candle to SRV.

  47. Anonymous says:

    Mayer couldn’t hold up SRV’s left nut.

  48. Rizzo Tees says:

    LOL at these shirts, they will like hotcakes. To the printing press cave!

  49. cory says:
    It should be noted that his appearance on Chappelle’s show was right before Dave went totally crazy. Coincedence? I think not.
  50. Anonymous says:

    Can you tell by the pixels?

  51. Anonymous says:

    omfg that was a hilariuos statement!

  52. Anonymous says:

    congratulations, you just epically failed

  53. Anonymous says:

    I’ll photoshop YOU!

  54. Chuck Norris says:

    Alright, that’s it! You’ve invoked the wrath of Chuck Norris!

  55. KY Waterfall says:

    Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

    *note* Please do so in a unspectacular fashion so as not to appear in print or on tv. You have already wasted enough of my time.

  56. Anonymous says:


  57. Anonymous says:

    Wow…….just Wow…

  58. Anonymous says:

    who could reply to that ?

  59. Anonymous says:

    I think the comments are photoshopped. I don’t see mine here…..

  60. Anonymous says:

    me tinx ta shoping haz bin did. kin tel by the shadoz

  61. JAMIE says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED. look at the “even i hate myself” one.. TEXTURES not the same.

  62. numbskill says:

    “its called stumble, bitch” indeed…

  63. IRELAND GAL says:

    Your life is photoshopped. How’d ya like them photoshopped apples?

  64. Anonymous says:


  65. Anonymous says:

    The Even i hate me is famous guitarist and its definetly photoshopped that guys name is john mayer

  66. Anonymous says:

    It’s called Stumble, bitch!

  67. carambaa says:

    I am driven to comment by the amount of idiots commenting- how many 16 year old retards know how to switch on a PC? dear merciful heavens………..take it from them before they harm themselves….go into the street now! you are hurting your brains! Run! Run! Find some manure to shovel…….

  68. Anonymous says:

    while i thoroughly enjoyed the photos, the comments alone were worth this stumble.

  69. DAVE ID says:

    AWESOME! I can’t even pick which one I like best.

  70. Anonymous says:

    only the john mayer one is shopped the others are all like on like aprils fools day or some sh1t like that but its still not that funny cause i been to spensers gifts and stuff and ive seen like half these tshirts so whatever you bunch of internet freak loonies sayin sh1t like i can has or whatever freak

  71. Bribri says:

    lol i love the indignation of the people that get all pissy because someone, obviously jokingly, says the shit is shopped!
    Thanks guys!

  72. Someone else says:

    How can we be sure it was photoshopped, it might have been done in paintshop, or maybe another piece of software capable of such simple tasks. we are all stupid aren’t we

  73. Anonymous says:

    even i hate me :D

  74. Quartermeat says:

    I would agree that this was a wasted stumble. However, I did laugh at the first pic. I was reminded of Ben Stiller’s model poses in Zoolander. I think this one is “Blue Steel”. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

  75. Anonymous says:

    I don’t even know why I’m responding, but you can see where all of the text has been blotched out on the other shirts. They’re all photoshopped, nice try. :)

    By the way, at least “i can has” is intentional. Learn to use proper grammar before you make fun of others who are purposefully not using it.

  76. Anonymous says:

    WHAT? There’s no way that’s shopped. You’re a moron dude. What’s wrong with your eyes?

  77. Anonymous says:


  78. Anonymous says:

    definitely not John Mayer…his head was shopped on to that body

  79. Friedman says:

    Guess what? You’re whole computer is shopped. It was really a refrigerator, but I shopped it.

  80. Becca says:

    Nice! Thanks for the laugh :)

  81. Anonymous says:

    Wait, something tells me these pics are photoshopped. I’m not sure what it is though…

  82. Anonymous says:

    disapointing stumble

  83. jonnybravo says:

    meatspin.com, check it out

  84. Xzibit says:

    Yo Dawg, I heard you like photoshop…

  85. Anonymous says:

    Fucking idiots.

  86. Harry says:

    My name is Harry S. Truman, and I’m commenting from beyond the grave. I have come here today to beg of your forgiveness for commanding the Enola Gay to drop an atomic bomb over Japan. And speaking of gay, I really love to have thick rod slammed into my hot presidential love pit.

  87. Anonymous says:

    well no shit! they are all photoshopped. dummy.

  88. Anonymous says:


  89. Anonymous says:

    of course they were photoshopped. i thought that was why they were funny

  90. Anonymous says:

    No way! I was completely unaware.

  91. T says:

    This is genius. MORE!

  92. dR dMo says:

    I shooped ur mom

  93. Anonymous says:

    mate, you are seriously having a laugh calling fellow commenters “internet freak loonies” when youve somehow came upon a site as obscure as this. my point being that anyone spending enough internet time to come upon as unfeasibly obscure as this making a comment like that is surely referring to his/herself. you sir/madam are what we call a fuckwit.

  94. Anonymous says:

    hahaha, who cares? it was funny, leave it at that.

  95. Anonymous says:

    Shopped. Pixels are all wrong. I have seen many photoshopped pics so I can tell.

  96. Anonymous says:

    You’re the one looking at this post so you have less of a life than the person who posted it. At least they created something which is funny. What have you ever done other than criticise other people’s work. Yeah that’s what I thought.

  97. Spongekill says:

    Oh look, another inane blog post with snide, un-clever, pointlessly antagonist attempts at humor. You’re not funny, you’re just frustrated with your sad, internet-based life, having never learned how to interact with an actual person.

  98. numbskill says:

    I’m giving out “I’m the only one that doesn’t know that I’m Dead Behind the Eyes” Tshirts to Lucky Posters on this thread!!

    You could be next!!

  99. Anonymous says:

    The girls in the “my brother has hot friends pic” may have cancer.. Check her white eyes in the pic.


    but all these pics have been doctored so what do I know..

  100. Kyle says:

    John Mayer is the fucking man. I don’t know why you would waste your time photo shopping that picture.

  101. Anonymous says:

    yeah, i’d have to agree.

    John Mayer = Pussy

  102. December says:

    I loved the photos, I went to make a comment on them. Then I read this thread.

    Jesus H. Its been years since Ive been this entertained.

  103. Anonymous says:

    obviously the pictures are photoshopped. and they are meant to be. the title of the page is “if t-shirts told the truth” so whoever designed the pictures put those words on the shirts based on the photos. John Mayer is not actually wearing an “even i hate myself” shirt. and his head is ACTUALLY on his real body. you guys are morons.

  104. Anonymous says:

    to the dumbass who said we shouldn’t kill hitler so he could clean up our gene pools….
    WHAT THE F**K?!?!?!?!?!
    i am not the kind of person to get offended by comments but how can you even joke about that? not to mention you are inadvertently calling other commenters jews/gypsies/homosexuals… wow. wow. dumbass.

    oh the other hand, funny post. :)

  105. Joe says:

    The chick at the top is really hot, I’d bone her.

  106. david davidson says:

    im a part of a global-scale photo-shopping policing system and i declare that these images have all been tampered with by photo-editing software.

    david d.

  107. Anonymous says:

    To the second commenter.
    That’s not hair on his palm, it’s marker.

  108. Angel Amazing says:

    i found it funny your anonymous

    im just saying.

  109. Jabroney says:

    I’m with this dude – that was some funny shit! I especially cracked up at the douchebag that wrote 3 paragraphs about why he hates people who say ‘shopped’. Dude – you are the reason we do it! I love you, man!

  110. Anonymous says:

    those aren’t pupils.. the girl is looking off to the corner of the room

  111. Anonymous says:

    Wow. No shit Sherlock.

  112. Anonymous says:

    Are you people really stupid enough to think that these were meant to look like they weren’t photoshopped? Come on people! Even if they did look real, the sayings are related to what is going on at that second. Like the person woke up in the morning and was like, “Im gonna touch some girl with gray hair today so i’m gonna wear this shirt.” And to all those who think they’re photoshop masters because “they can tell the pixels are all wrong”, you’re probably dumber than the rest of the people who are bashing the pics.

    Anyway, they’re funny

  113. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha, this comments section is great! I can’t believe Hitler even made it into this one!

    Well done internets! :)

  114. Anonymous says:


  115. Anonymous says:

    Jesus, there are some really bloody stupid people in this world – of course they’re photoshopped!!! We should have let Hitler continue his work, maybe he would have relieved us of your gene pools!!!!

  116. Anonymous says:

    you guys are brilliant…seriously. You really sound like you know a lot about photoshop.


  117. Richard Wad says:

    Hey, I found the angry Asian children internet arguing-fest forum!

  118. Tony says:

    Well I thought some of them were pretty good.
    The people were scary…

  119. Anonymous says:

    actually, he was pointing out the obvious so it would be understandable to morons such as yourself

  120. yup it is definitely photoshop but it is still funny to me lol

  121. Anonymous says:

    i dunno looks pretty photoshopped to me i can tell by the pixels and having done a few shops in my time

  122. Anonymous says:


  123. Anonymous says:

    shut the hell up, john mayer is a pussy

  124. Anonymous says:

    I’m in the same boat man with the pixels man, I’ve only shopped a little bit too but I can definitely tell

  125. Anonymous says:

    You would know about jacking off, wouldn’t you?

  126. batty007 says:

    Can’t anything be photoshopped just for fun? Of coarse these are shopped, that’s why they’re funny.

  127. Anonymous says:

    DUDES who cares about the shirts did you check out the guys hands on that last pic, WTF? he had hairy palms….serious, lay off the jacking off.

  128. ANF says:

    The old chick with gray hair in the awesome Watermelon shirt has Lori Petty eyes.

  129. Anonymous says:

    Thank you Lieutenant Obvious keep it up and you might get the field promotion to Captain

  130. Eckspert says:

    These aren’t even pictures

  131. Anonymous says:

    Haha, really.
    I believe that is the point.
    Good job, Officer.

  132. p@r@noid says:

    Lol nice one….All the images and text made me to stumbled this :)

  133. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s a joke…but it’s hard to tell.

  134. Anonymous says:

    what kind of crap is this? “im a part of a global-scale photo-shopping policing system” hat is so bull!

  135. Anonymous says:

    I’m one of those peoples who likes to recognize sad truths and then laugh at them. Thanks. It’s therapeutic.

  136. Anonymous says:

    The chick at the top is really not. She looks like she is 45 and a retired hooker (or that she is 25 and her age has been unnaturally expounded by drug abuse; still a hooker)

  137. Anonymous says:

    Breaking News: Yes these pics are photoshopped

    Stay tuned, because next we’ll be covering the blueness of the sky and the wetness of water!!!

  138. Greg says:

    Weak Stumble

  139. Anonymous says:

    you are an idiot…

  140. Anonymous says:

    Wow, these are obviously photoshopped. I can tell from having done a few in my time. Also the lighting is wrong on a few pixels.

  141. Anonymous says:


  142. Anonymous says:


  143. Anonymous says:

    I can has a …..


  144. Anonymous says:

    lol! STFU newb! I haxxorz u! U not even FIRST. Y u say dat?

  145. Anonymous says:


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  147. Anonymous says:


  148. Anonymous says:

    Pretty sure John Mayer has pulled some top-tier hollywood kitty for years in a row… what’s not to love there?

  149. Ada says:

    It’s a shame t-shirts like this don’t really exist, I can imagine they would make popular birthday presents amongst friends. Although some of them are kind of scary lol.

  150. ioplio says:

    She looks a bit too Wrestle Mania- I’ve had 4 husbands- Where’s my child support- I’m positive he’s the daddy. Don’t you think?

  151. xerxy says:

    Holy @#$!. The chick in the first pic is hot.

  152. Anonymous says:

    “i’m the only one who doesn’t know i’m gay”… brilliant

  153. JEvidence says:

    the comments are funny and were fun to read.
    even if this is photoshopped the girl next to the gay dude in the first picture has a awesome rack.

  154. M Easy says:

    John Mayer is an absolute douchebag. Him and Jason Mraz are the dudes who broke their guitars out and killed an otherwise lively party.

  155. Anonymous says:

    Those aren’t shopped. They just implants, people.

  156. CyberMoron says:

    Does anyone even read the description before looking at the photos? OMG ROFL
    clap, clap, clap you are all BRILLIANT!!!

  157. Anonymous says:


  158. Dr. says:

    1st pic FTW. What do you call that one? ‘Blue Steel’?

    What a fag.

  159. T BONE says:

    awesome work guys thats some funny shit right there lol

  160. Rob Wallace says:

    Shoopin’ is cool. Great ideas <><>

  161. Anonymous says:

    Fap, fap, fap you are all BRILLIANT!

  162. kdoggydog says:

    I’m sensing some deep-rooted animosity towards Mayer. Yes?

  163. Chuck Norris says:


    Never gonna give you up!
    Never gonna let you down!
    Never gonna run around and desert you!

    Never gonna make you cry!
    Never gonna say “goodbye!”
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

  164. Anonymous says:

    Hi Captain Fucktard!

  165. Cartman says:

    You Fucktards really crack me up.

  166. Anonymous says:


  167. Teez says:

    Most are definitely photo shopped, but they are great nonetheless.

  168. Anonymous says:

    everyone who posts on this thread is a wanker, but we’re also really cool too.

  169. Soylent Green says:

    I CAN’T READ……. WHAT DO THEY SAY????????

  170. Anonymous says:

    Don’t feed the Trolls.

  171. Anonymous says:

    some are definately fake, some have really clear pictures then the words on the shirt are blurred but they’re still funny

  172. Anonymous says:

    is it just me or has anyone noticed some of these look fake

  173. Anonymous says:

    hahaha grant

  174. Anonymous says:

    The funniest part of this page was the idiotic comments that followed it. Other than that, nice Photoshop humor.

  175. IndianaMike says:

    is he actually wearing a t-shirt over a shirt and tie?

    jesus. this list if effing amazing btw.

  176. Xerxy says:

    Yeah, you’re probably right. Shouldn’t be distracted by the shape and skimpy clothing.

  177. Anonymous says:

    what the fuck?! you people are god damn morons! of course they’re photoshopped thats the fucking joke!

  178. Bob says:

    This is so hilarious! Love this site. u guys rock!