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If T-Shirts Told The Truth

In the past, we’ve shown you what movie posters, t.v. shows and ads are really saying.  But more than anything, we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them. For our first installment of this feature, we’re focusing on the male T-shirt. Check back soon for the females.
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179 Responses to "If T-Shirts Told The Truth"

  1. eczema says:

    Yeah, #1 is a fucking queer. Probably sucks the cock too.

  2. Anonymous says:

    That’s the point, genius.

    IF all T-shirts told the truth.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I don’t get why everyone is so negative about photoshopped images. yes they’re not real but that doesn’t mean the image is bad just because it’s been photoshopped.

  4. Anonymous says:


  5. Anonymous says:

    Nice catch…way to go!

  6. Anonymous says:


  7. Anonymous says:

    dumb ass

  8. Anonymous says:

    I love you.

  9. Rayne says 'you're a dick.' says:

    But if it’s done spectacularly and in a stupid manner we could see to it that there is a Darwin Award nomination. And Darwin Awards are full of lulz

  10. RoboPanda says:


  11. Anonymous says:

    they ARE all photoshopped, hence the name, “IF t -shirt told the truth” u ppl just amaze me, thinking ur all smart. geeze

  12. Anonymous says:

    well f’in duh!

  13. Anonymous says:

    Can you tell by the pixels?

  14. Anonymous says:

    That second one is totally photoshopped.

  15. Anonymous says:

    Holy shit you are a genius!

  16. Bill says:

    Everyone bashes John Mayer, but he gives a hell of a blowjob, milks the prostate and everything.

  17. KY Waterfall says:

    Please remove yourself from the gene pool.

    *note* Please do so in a unspectacular fashion so as not to appear in print or on tv. You have already wasted enough of my time.

  18. JAMIE says:

    PHOTOSHOPPED. look at the “even i hate myself” one.. TEXTURES not the same.

  19. Anonymous says:

    anyone who said this was fotoshopped is a retard i hope you die a horrible death thank you

  20. Anonymous says:

    how can you NOT find that hilarious?

  21. Anonymous says:

    wow, wow, wow, you guys are so smart, do you think that people thinks its cool when you state the obvious and say that something is photo-shopped. the are yes but that’s not the point think of those stupid motivational pictures that spam the internet, kinda the same idea.

  22. Christopher says:

    Of course they’re photoshopped. “If” is the operative word in the title of the photo set.

    Did you really look at them and believe someone was trying to pull the wool over your eyes? That somehow by exposing the photoshopping imposter you would gain notoriety on the interweb with your cleverness?

  23. Anonymous says:

    shooped, i can tell by the pixels

  24. Anonymous says:

    Do you think that your going to gain notoriety by replying to his comment negatively?
    Seriously you are just as bad as one of the people who act like they know it all. He was obviously being sarcastic.
    You sir are a moron.

  25. andy says:

    no shit it’s photoshopped. I guessed they would be when I read the title of the page “IF T-Shirts Told The Truth”

  26. Awnawn E. Muss says:

    These comments are shopped, the shadows are all wrong and the pixels are all wrong too. Sh*t, I just photoshopped myself while writing this comment. My SHADOWS!!!!!!!

  27. NewWavePolly says:

    What you need to do is incorporate a laugh track here so I know you’re trying to be funny and I can laugh politely before never coming back.

  28. stdg says:

    djeez. Or you’re trying to be ironic (stop it! that joke is old! and it sucks!), or you’re realy stupid (go to another website, AFV or something). Maybe the introduction should state ‘pictures are photoshopped’ every single time, although it should be clear from the title ‘IF t-shirts told the truth’. Dumb ass.

  29. Right Said Fred says:

    I’m too sexy for my shirt….think I’ll go disco dancing (pic 1)

  30. Brittany says:

    I’m 99.9% sure that first guy is my ex.

  31. Anonymous says:

    OMFG fucking retard

  32. Anonymous says:

    this is shooped for sure. you just lost the game.

  33. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one who thinks pic #2 looks like a potential serial killer? …I’d tap that.

  34. Josh says:

    Um, no it doesn’t. He still sucks.

  35. Anonymous says:

    Wow…….just Wow…

  36. synthe says:

    some looks like it has been photoshopped….

  37. shangash says:

    Have we not forgotten that John Mayer was on Chapelle’s show, thus clearing him of all former douchebaggery?

  38. Anonymous says:

    omfg that was a hilariuos statement!

  39. Anonymous says:

    SRV laughs from guitar heaven @ John Mayer.

  40. Anonymous says:

    SHOOPED. I can tell by the shadows, because I’ve seen a lot of shadows in my day.

  41. Bawwwlin says:

    i just got this 5 dollar footlong t-shirt and i’m completely lying haha

  42. Anonymous says:

    I cant even keep up with who is trolling who anymore.

  43. Anonymous says:

    DAMNIT, I lost the game.
    Well, you lost it too, and now you’re losing again.

  44. Anonymous says:

    I’ll photoshop YOU!

  45. Chuck Norris says:

    Alright, that’s it! You’ve invoked the wrath of Chuck Norris!

  46. Anonymous says:

    who could reply to that ?

  47. Anonymous says:

    I think the comments are photoshopped. I don’t see mine here…..

  48. Anonymous says:

    haha yes we all know they’re photoshopped. that’s the point.

  49. Anonymous says:

    Someone has to carry the torch, but John Mayer couldn’t hold a candle to SRV.

  50. Anonymous says:

    Mayer couldn’t hold up SRV’s left nut.

  51. cory says:
    It should be noted that his appearance on Chappelle’s show was right before Dave went totally crazy. Coincedence? I think not.
  52. confused and not amused says:

    um sorry but ami the only one who noticed the really fake photoshopping of letters onto the shirts? or wait was that the point…

  53. sangreal says:

    yeah epic list. respect you’re the best. we are thousands who read you every single day. most of us don’t comment or read you mostly by rss feeds but we are here. plz stay as you are.

  54. Anonymous says:

    congratulations, you just epically failed

  55. Evi says:

    Well, i only got two things to say to you:
    -No shit sherlock
    -Thanks, captain obvious!

    now you pick.

  56. Charlie Conway says:

    I just got this Conway mighty ducks jersey shirt and I’m completely telling the truth, because that’s exactly who I’m like in real life. It’s sad, I know.

  57. Anonymous says:

    No one can hold up SRV’s left nut.

  58. The Most Dangerous Game of Grab Ass says:

    The guy in the first pic is hot!

  59. Whodat says:

    Dumbass, hahahaha!!!!

  60. Rizzo Tees says:

    LOL at these shirts, they will like hotcakes. To the printing press cave!

  61. Anonymous says:

    me tinx ta shoping haz bin did. kin tel by the shadoz

  62. Anonymous says:

    No way! I was completely unaware.

  63. Anonymous says:

    definitely not John Mayer…his head was shopped on to that body

  64. carambaa says:

    I am driven to comment by the amount of idiots commenting- how many 16 year old retards know how to switch on a PC? dear merciful heavens………..take it from them before they harm themselves….go into the street now! you are hurting your brains! Run! Run! Find some manure to shovel…….

  65. numbskill says:

    “its called stumble, bitch” indeed…

  66. Anonymous says:

    disapointing stumble

  67. Xzibit says:

    Yo Dawg, I heard you like photoshop…

  68. Anonymous says:

    WHAT? There’s no way that’s shopped. You’re a moron dude. What’s wrong with your eyes?

  69. jonnybravo says:

    meatspin.com, check it out

  70. IRELAND GAL says:

    Your life is photoshopped. How’d ya like them photoshopped apples?

  71. Anonymous says:

    Fucking idiots.

  72. Harry says:

    My name is Harry S. Truman, and I’m commenting from beyond the grave. I have come here today to beg of your forgiveness for commanding the Enola Gay to drop an atomic bomb over Japan. And speaking of gay, I really love to have thick rod slammed into my hot presidential love pit.

  73. Anonymous says:

    I don’t even know why I’m responding, but you can see where all of the text has been blotched out on the other shirts. They’re all photoshopped, nice try. :)

    By the way, at least “i can has” is intentional. Learn to use proper grammar before you make fun of others who are purposefully not using it.

  74. Anonymous says:


  75. Friedman says:

    Guess what? You’re whole computer is shopped. It was really a refrigerator, but I shopped it.

  76. Anonymous says:

    well no shit! they are all photoshopped. dummy.

  77. Someone else says:

    How can we be sure it was photoshopped, it might have been done in paintshop, or maybe another piece of software capable of such simple tasks. we are all stupid aren’t we

  78. Anonymous says:

    mate, you are seriously having a laugh calling fellow commenters “internet freak loonies” when youve somehow came upon a site as obscure as this. my point being that anyone spending enough internet time to come upon as unfeasibly obscure as this making a comment like that is surely referring to his/herself. you sir/madam are what we call a fuckwit.

  79. Anonymous says:

    hahaha, who cares? it was funny, leave it at that.

  80. T says:

    This is genius. MORE!

  81. Bribri says:

    lol i love the indignation of the people that get all pissy because someone, obviously jokingly, says the shit is shopped!
    Thanks guys!

  82. Becca says:

    Nice! Thanks for the laugh :)

  83. Anonymous says:

    It’s called Stumble, bitch!

  84. Anonymous says:

    The Even i hate me is famous guitarist and its definetly photoshopped that guys name is john mayer

  85. Quartermeat says:

    I would agree that this was a wasted stumble. However, I did laugh at the first pic. I was reminded of Ben Stiller’s model poses in Zoolander. I think this one is “Blue Steel”. Yeah, I’m pretty sure.

  86. Anonymous says:


  87. Anonymous says:

    even i hate me :D

  88. dR dMo says:

    I shooped ur mom

  89. DAVE ID says:

    AWESOME! I can’t even pick which one I like best.

  90. Anonymous says:


  91. Anonymous says:

    only the john mayer one is shopped the others are all like on like aprils fools day or some sh1t like that but its still not that funny cause i been to spensers gifts and stuff and ive seen like half these tshirts so whatever you bunch of internet freak loonies sayin sh1t like i can has or whatever freak

  92. Anonymous says:

    of course they were photoshopped. i thought that was why they were funny

  93. Anonymous says:

    Shopped. Pixels are all wrong. I have seen many photoshopped pics so I can tell.

  94. Anonymous says:

    while i thoroughly enjoyed the photos, the comments alone were worth this stumble.

  95. Anonymous says:

    Wait, something tells me these pics are photoshopped. I’m not sure what it is though…

  96. Angel Amazing says:

    i found it funny your anonymous

    im just saying.

  97. Anonymous says:

    The girls in the “my brother has hot friends pic” may have cancer.. Check her white eyes in the pic.


    but all these pics have been doctored so what do I know..

  98. Anonymous says:

    actually, he was pointing out the obvious so it would be understandable to morons such as yourself

  99. Anonymous says:

    You would know about jacking off, wouldn’t you?

  100. Anonymous says:


  101. Anonymous says:

    I’m in the same boat man with the pixels man, I’ve only shopped a little bit too but I can definitely tell

  102. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha, this comments section is great! I can’t believe Hitler even made it into this one!

    Well done internets! :)

  103. December says:

    I loved the photos, I went to make a comment on them. Then I read this thread.

    Jesus H. Its been years since Ive been this entertained.

  104. david davidson says:

    im a part of a global-scale photo-shopping policing system and i declare that these images have all been tampered with by photo-editing software.

    david d.

  105. Anonymous says:

    Haha, really.
    I believe that is the point.
    Good job, Officer.

  106. Jabroney says:

    I’m with this dude – that was some funny shit! I especially cracked up at the douchebag that wrote 3 paragraphs about why he hates people who say ‘shopped’. Dude – you are the reason we do it! I love you, man!

  107. Anonymous says:

    The chick at the top is really not. She looks like she is 45 and a retired hooker (or that she is 25 and her age has been unnaturally expounded by drug abuse; still a hooker)

  108. numbskill says:

    I’m giving out “I’m the only one that doesn’t know that I’m Dead Behind the Eyes” Tshirts to Lucky Posters on this thread!!

    You could be next!!

  109. Anonymous says:

    I’m one of those peoples who likes to recognize sad truths and then laugh at them. Thanks. It’s therapeutic.

  110. Anonymous says:


  111. Anonymous says:

    i dunno looks pretty photoshopped to me i can tell by the pixels and having done a few shops in my time

  112. Anonymous says:

    Wow. No shit Sherlock.

  113. Richard Wad says:

    Hey, I found the angry Asian children internet arguing-fest forum!

  114. yup it is definitely photoshop but it is still funny to me lol

  115. Anonymous says:

    DUDES who cares about the shirts did you check out the guys hands on that last pic, WTF? he had hairy palms….serious, lay off the jacking off.

  116. Anonymous says:

    those aren’t pupils.. the girl is looking off to the corner of the room

  117. Anonymous says:

    Are you people really stupid enough to think that these were meant to look like they weren’t photoshopped? Come on people! Even if they did look real, the sayings are related to what is going on at that second. Like the person woke up in the morning and was like, “Im gonna touch some girl with gray hair today so i’m gonna wear this shirt.” And to all those who think they’re photoshop masters because “they can tell the pixels are all wrong”, you’re probably dumber than the rest of the people who are bashing the pics.

    Anyway, they’re funny

  118. batty007 says:

    Can’t anything be photoshopped just for fun? Of coarse these are shopped, that’s why they’re funny.

  119. Anonymous says:

    Thank you Lieutenant Obvious keep it up and you might get the field promotion to Captain

  120. Anonymous says:

    To the second commenter.
    That’s not hair on his palm, it’s marker.

  121. Anonymous says:

    obviously the pictures are photoshopped. and they are meant to be. the title of the page is “if t-shirts told the truth” so whoever designed the pictures put those words on the shirts based on the photos. John Mayer is not actually wearing an “even i hate myself” shirt. and his head is ACTUALLY on his real body. you guys are morons.

  122. Joe says:

    The chick at the top is really hot, I’d bone her.

  123. p@r@noid says:

    Lol nice one….All the images and text made me to stumbled this :)

  124. Tony says:

    Well I thought some of them were pretty good.
    The people were scary…

  125. Eckspert says:

    These aren’t even pictures

  126. Anonymous says:

    to the dumbass who said we shouldn’t kill hitler so he could clean up our gene pools….
    WHAT THE F**K?!?!?!?!?!
    i am not the kind of person to get offended by comments but how can you even joke about that? not to mention you are inadvertently calling other commenters jews/gypsies/homosexuals… wow. wow. dumbass.

    oh the other hand, funny post. :)

  127. Anonymous says:

    Jesus, there are some really bloody stupid people in this world – of course they’re photoshopped!!! We should have let Hitler continue his work, maybe he would have relieved us of your gene pools!!!!

  128. Anonymous says:

    shut the hell up, john mayer is a pussy

  129. Anonymous says:

    what kind of crap is this? “im a part of a global-scale photo-shopping policing system” hat is so bull!

  130. Kyle says:

    John Mayer is the fucking man. I don’t know why you would waste your time photo shopping that picture.

  131. ANF says:

    The old chick with gray hair in the awesome Watermelon shirt has Lori Petty eyes.

  132. Anonymous says:

    I think it’s a joke…but it’s hard to tell.

  133. Anonymous says:

    yeah, i’d have to agree.

    John Mayer = Pussy

  134. Anonymous says:

    you guys are brilliant…seriously. You really sound like you know a lot about photoshop.


  135. Greg says:

    Weak Stumble

  136. JEvidence says:

    the comments are funny and were fun to read.
    even if this is photoshopped the girl next to the gay dude in the first picture has a awesome rack.

  137. Anonymous says:


  138. Anonymous says:


  139. Anonymous says:

    Hi Captain Fucktard!

  140. Cartman says:

    You Fucktards really crack me up.

  141. Teez says:

    Most are definitely photo shopped, but they are great nonetheless.

  142. Rob Wallace says:

    Shoopin’ is cool. Great ideas <><>

  143. Chuck Norris says:


    Never gonna give you up!
    Never gonna let you down!
    Never gonna run around and desert you!

    Never gonna make you cry!
    Never gonna say “goodbye!”
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!

  144. CyberMoron says:

    Does anyone even read the description before looking at the photos? OMG ROFL
    clap, clap, clap you are all BRILLIANT!!!

  145. Anonymous says:

    Fap, fap, fap you are all BRILLIANT!

  146. M Easy says:

    John Mayer is an absolute douchebag. Him and Jason Mraz are the dudes who broke their guitars out and killed an otherwise lively party.

  147. Anonymous says:


  148. Anonymous says:

    Pretty sure John Mayer has pulled some top-tier hollywood kitty for years in a row… what’s not to love there?

  149. Anonymous says:

    Breaking News: Yes these pics are photoshopped

    Stay tuned, because next we’ll be covering the blueness of the sky and the wetness of water!!!

  150. Anonymous says:


  151. xerxy says:

    Holy @#$!. The chick in the first pic is hot.

  152. ioplio says:

    She looks a bit too Wrestle Mania- I’ve had 4 husbands- Where’s my child support- I’m positive he’s the daddy. Don’t you think?

  153. Anonymous says:

    some are definately fake, some have really clear pictures then the words on the shirt are blurred but they’re still funny

  154. Anonymous says:

    is it just me or has anyone noticed some of these look fake

  155. IndianaMike says:

    is he actually wearing a t-shirt over a shirt and tie?

    jesus. this list if effing amazing btw.

  156. Bob says:

    This is so hilarious! Love this site. u guys rock!

  157. Anonymous says:


  158. Anonymous says:


  159. Anonymous says:


  160. Anonymous says:

    everyone who posts on this thread is a wanker, but we’re also really cool too.

  161. Anonymous says:

    “i’m the only one who doesn’t know i’m gay”… brilliant

  162. Anonymous says:

    lol! STFU newb! I haxxorz u! U not even FIRST. Y u say dat?

  163. Anonymous says:

    I can has a …..


  164. Soylent Green says:

    I CAN’T READ……. WHAT DO THEY SAY????????

  165. Anonymous says:

    You’re the one looking at this post so you have less of a life than the person who posted it. At least they created something which is funny. What have you ever done other than criticise other people’s work. Yeah that’s what I thought.

  166. Spongekill says:

    Oh look, another inane blog post with snide, un-clever, pointlessly antagonist attempts at humor. You’re not funny, you’re just frustrated with your sad, internet-based life, having never learned how to interact with an actual person.

  167. Anonymous says:

    hahaha grant

  168. Dr. says:

    1st pic FTW. What do you call that one? ‘Blue Steel’?

    What a fag.

  169. T BONE says:

    awesome work guys thats some funny shit right there lol

  170. Anonymous says:

    what the fuck?! you people are god damn morons! of course they’re photoshopped thats the fucking joke!

  171. kdoggydog says:

    I’m sensing some deep-rooted animosity towards Mayer. Yes?

  172. Anonymous says:

    Don’t feed the Trolls.

  173. Anonymous says:

    The funniest part of this page was the idiotic comments that followed it. Other than that, nice Photoshop humor.

  174. Xerxy says:

    Yeah, you’re probably right. Shouldn’t be distracted by the shape and skimpy clothing.

  175. Anonymous says:

    Those aren’t shopped. They just implants, people.

  176. Ada says:

    It’s a shame t-shirts like this don’t really exist, I can imagine they would make popular birthday presents amongst friends. Although some of them are kind of scary lol.

  177. Anonymous says:

    Wow, these are obviously photoshopped. I can tell from having done a few in my time. Also the lighting is wrong on a few pixels.

  178. Anonymous says:

    you are an idiot…