In the past, we've shown you what movie posters, t.v. shows and ads are really saying. But more than anything, we wish the T-shirts people were wearing would tell the world the real truth about them. For our first installment of this feature, we're focusing on the male T-shirt. Check back soon for the females.
I am driven to comment by the amount of idiots commenting- how many 16 year old retards know how to switch on a PC? dear merciful heavens...........take it from them before they harm themselves....go into the street now! you are hurting your brains! Run! Run! Find some manure to shovel.......
How can we be sure it was photoshopped, it might have been done in paintshop, or maybe another piece of software capable of such simple tasks. we are all stupid aren't we
My name is Harry S. Truman, and I'm commenting from beyond the grave. I have come here today to beg of your forgiveness for commanding the Enola Gay to drop an atomic bomb over Japan. And speaking of gay, I really love to have thick rod slammed into my hot presidential love pit.
only the john mayer one is shopped the others are all like on like aprils fools day or some sh1t like that but its still not that funny cause i been to spensers gifts and stuff and ive seen like half these tshirts so whatever you bunch of internet freak loonies sayin sh1t like i can has or whatever freak
mate, you are seriously having a laugh calling fellow commenters "internet freak loonies" when youve somehow came upon a site as obscure as this. my point being that anyone spending enough internet time to come upon as unfeasibly obscure as this making a comment like that is surely referring to his/herself. you sir/madam are what we call a fuckwit.
I don't even know why I'm responding, but you can see where all of the text has been blotched out on the other shirts. They're all photoshopped, nice try. :)
By the way, at least "i can has" is intentional. Learn to use proper grammar before you make fun of others who are purposefully not using it.
Oh look, another inane blog post with snide, un-clever, pointlessly antagonist attempts at humor. You're not funny, you're just frustrated with your sad, internet-based life, having never learned how to interact with an actual person.
You're the one looking at this post so you have less of a life than the person who posted it. At least they created something which is funny. What have you ever done other than criticise other people's work. Yeah that's what I thought.
Are you people really stupid enough to think that these were meant to look like they weren't photoshopped? Come on people! Even if they did look real, the sayings are related to what is going on at that second. Like the person woke up in the morning and was like, "Im gonna touch some girl with gray hair today so i'm gonna wear this shirt." And to all those who think they're photoshop masters because "they can tell the pixels are all wrong", you're probably dumber than the rest of the people who are bashing the pics.
obviously the pictures are photoshopped. and they are meant to be. the title of the page is "if t-shirts told the truth" so whoever designed the pictures put those words on the shirts based on the photos. John Mayer is not actually wearing an "even i hate myself" shirt. and his head is ACTUALLY on his real body. you guys are morons.
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February 1st, 2009 at 05:21 am
This is genius. MORE!
February 1st, 2009 at 07:54 am
I am driven to comment by the amount of idiots commenting- how many 16 year old retards know how to switch on a PC? dear merciful heavens...........take it from them before they harm themselves....go into the street now! you are hurting your brains! Run! Run! Find some manure to shovel.......
February 1st, 2009 at 08:10 am
How can we be sure it was photoshopped, it might have been done in paintshop, or maybe another piece of software capable of such simple tasks. we are all stupid aren't we
February 1st, 2009 at 08:44 am
even i hate me :D
February 1st, 2009 at 08:55 am
The Even i hate me is famous guitarist and its definetly photoshopped that guys name is john mayer
February 1st, 2009 at 10:36 am
well no shit! they are all photoshopped. dummy.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:38 am
definitely not John Mayer...his head was shopped on to that body
February 26th, 2009 at 12:55 am
No way! I was completely unaware.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:18 am
My name is Harry S. Truman, and I'm commenting from beyond the grave. I have come here today to beg of your forgiveness for commanding the Enola Gay to drop an atomic bomb over Japan. And speaking of gay, I really love to have thick rod slammed into my hot presidential love pit.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:50 am
while i thoroughly enjoyed the photos, the comments alone were worth this stumble.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:10 am
meatspin.com, check it out
February 1st, 2009 at 11:34 am
TROLLS TROLLING TROLLS
February 1st, 2009 at 11:53 am
only the john mayer one is shopped the others are all like on like aprils fools day or some sh1t like that but its still not that funny cause i been to spensers gifts and stuff and ive seen like half these tshirts so whatever you bunch of internet freak loonies sayin sh1t like i can has or whatever freak
February 1st, 2009 at 04:49 pm
mate, you are seriously having a laugh calling fellow commenters "internet freak loonies" when youve somehow came upon a site as obscure as this. my point being that anyone spending enough internet time to come upon as unfeasibly obscure as this making a comment like that is surely referring to his/herself. you sir/madam are what we call a fuckwit.
February 2nd, 2009 at 09:31 am
It's called Stumble, bitch!
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:37 am
"its called stumble, bitch" indeed...
February 1st, 2009 at 05:33 pm
I don't even know why I'm responding, but you can see where all of the text has been blotched out on the other shirts. They're all photoshopped, nice try. :)
By the way, at least "i can has" is intentional. Learn to use proper grammar before you make fun of others who are purposefully not using it.
February 1st, 2009 at 11:56 am
I shooped ur mom
February 1st, 2009 at 04:49 pm
hahaha, who cares? it was funny, leave it at that.
February 1st, 2009 at 09:44 pm
Wait, something tells me these pics are photoshopped. I'm not sure what it is though...
February 2nd, 2009 at 04:35 am
of course they were photoshopped. i thought that was why they were funny
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:04 am
Your life is photoshopped. How'd ya like them photoshopped apples?
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:40 am
Shoopin' is cool. Great ideas <><>
February 2nd, 2009 at 06:55 am
Does anyone even read the description before looking at the photos? OMG ROFL
clap, clap, clap you are all BRILLIANT!!!
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:34 am
Weak Stumble
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:36 pm
Oh look, another inane blog post with snide, un-clever, pointlessly antagonist attempts at humor. You're not funny, you're just frustrated with your sad, internet-based life, having never learned how to interact with an actual person.
February 2nd, 2009 at 07:41 pm
You're the one looking at this post so you have less of a life than the person who posted it. At least they created something which is funny. What have you ever done other than criticise other people's work. Yeah that's what I thought.
February 2nd, 2009 at 05:45 pm
Fap, fap, fap you are all BRILLIANT!
February 2nd, 2009 at 06:15 pm
is it just me or has anyone noticed some of these look fake
February 2nd, 2009 at 07:13 pm
some are definately fake, some have really clear pictures then the words on the shirt are blurred but they're still funny
February 2nd, 2009 at 06:09 pm
"i'm the only one who doesn't know i'm gay"... brilliant
February 2nd, 2009 at 06:39 pm
The funniest part of this page was the idiotic comments that followed it. Other than that, nice Photoshop humor.
February 2nd, 2009 at 07:12 pm
the comments are funny and were fun to read.
even if this is photoshopped the girl next to the gay dude in the first picture has a awesome rack.
February 2nd, 2009 at 08:30 pm
You Fucktards really crack me up.
February 8th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Hi Captain Fucktard!
February 2nd, 2009 at 11:23 pm
i dunno looks pretty photoshopped to me i can tell by the pixels and having done a few shops in my time
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:44 pm
I'm in the same boat man with the pixels man, I've only shopped a little bit too but I can definitely tell
June 15th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
you guys are brilliant...seriously. You really sound like you know a lot about photoshop.
Dumbfucks...
February 3rd, 2009 at 12:05 am
Are you people really stupid enough to think that these were meant to look like they weren't photoshopped? Come on people! Even if they did look real, the sayings are related to what is going on at that second. Like the person woke up in the morning and was like, "Im gonna touch some girl with gray hair today so i'm gonna wear this shirt." And to all those who think they're photoshop masters because "they can tell the pixels are all wrong", you're probably dumber than the rest of the people who are bashing the pics.
Anyway, they're funny
February 3rd, 2009 at 05:43 am
Shopped
February 3rd, 2009 at 06:05 am
Can't anything be photoshopped just for fun? Of coarse these are shopped, that's why they're funny.
April 8th, 2009 at 06:27 am
course
February 3rd, 2009 at 06:01 am
These aren't even pictures
February 3rd, 2009 at 06:37 am
DUDES who cares about the shirts did you check out the guys hands on that last pic, WTF? he had hairy palms....serious, lay off the jacking off.
February 8th, 2009 at 09:58 am
You would know about jacking off, wouldn't you?
February 3rd, 2009 at 09:50 am
To the second commenter.
That's not hair on his palm, it's marker.
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:37 am
obviously the pictures are photoshopped. and they are meant to be. the title of the page is "if t-shirts told the truth" so whoever designed the pictures put those words on the shirts based on the photos. John Mayer is not actually wearing an "even i hate myself" shirt. and his head is ACTUALLY on his real body. you guys are morons.
February 3rd, 2009 at 08:42 pm
Thank you Lieutenant Obvious keep it up and you might get the field promotion to Captain
February 4th, 2009 at 01:15 pm
actually, he was pointing out the obvious so it would be understandable to morons such as yourself
February 3rd, 2009 at 06:20 pm
Well I thought some of them were pretty good.
The people were scary...
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